/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10896068
I really like the white one

It's all disgusting. Just put caffeine powder in your morning drink if you need extra.

For me, it's Water.

>>10896115
>that millennial hipster prettyboy who drinks Water
WATER is the working man's drink, you faux lumberjack faggot.

>>10896120
>faggot
Why the homophobia?

One of the only low cal energy drinks that doesn't taste like shit.

>>10896115
Look, man, WATER is where it's at. I'm not buying the brand, or the logo. I'm buying the Water.

>>10896068
>FTFY

>>10896126
>inventing words to justify faggotry
pathetic

>>10896126
I'm not afraid of them.

>>10896068
>no amp
Absolute pleb

>>10896078
t. 30 year old boomer

>>10896068
What about Redbull?

>>10896115
why do I feel like WATER is somehow colder then the other one

>>10896126
go back to /sci/

>>10896180
>caffeine and flavored water is poison

>>10896213
now THIS is correct! good job, anon

>Rocktards

Fuck off

The only Monster I like is the Irish Coffee one.

>>10896398
>excludes the sugar and HFCS
This is why you're a fat bastard.

>>10896393
>go back to /sci/
What do you mean?

>>10896068
>>10896078
>>10896135

you stupid niggers. on this stupid nigger website. all you fucking 4chann ckers talking about sip this and sip that and yet none of you, NONE of you, have any fucking clue what you're talking about, because full throttle is literally the only energy drink that tastes downright good. the others are compromises in what way it tastes bad. full throttle is like drinking fucking gummi bears. it's exquisite. i have chugged an entire 16oz of full throttle in one go. you're all tasteless niggers and i hope you cut yourself on your next can of D grade 'sips'.

>>10896491
isn't it past your bed time billy?

>>10896068
Soda is disgusting. Energy drinks are poison. Stop

>>10896398
Not to be autistic but caffeine actually is poison. It's just that the human body is large enough that it won't kill you. It can be used as a pesticide.

>>10896426
>sugar and HFCS
>in diet/low-calorie/calorie-free energy drinks
this is why you're a retarded faggot

>>10896906
many many innocuous foods can be "poison" if ingested in large enough quantities
you might want to never eat chocolate ever again if this is an actual concern for you

>>10896454
the >homophobia poster is from /sci/
let's keep it that way. we don't need the schizophrenic containment board leaking any more than it already does

>>10896491
>full throttle is like drinking fucking gummi bears.
thanks, i just threw up a bit in my mouth

>>10896426
Holy fuck, why are people who hate monster so fucking stupid?

>>10896068
Rehab is literally the only good sip

>>10896491
>full of sugar
>angsty energy drink poster
Are you even old enough to drink Energy Drink?

>>10896956
>Rehab is a sip
Lurk moar, newfag.

>>10896923
>foods can be "poison" if ingested in large enough quantities

The quantities found in "soft drinks" and processed foods is sufficient to categorize it as poison.

>>10896946
Says the lard ass whiteknighting for poison in a can.

Ultra is the best /sips/
How many cans of /sips/ do you have per day bros? I personally start by drinking one right after waking up and then i drink second one by mixing it with my morning coffee. When i eat lunch i usually drink at least 3 cans of /sips/ and then 1 more in between lunch and dinner. While i'm eating dinner i normally drink 3 more cans and then during the evening i usually sip at least 4 more /sips/.

>>10897145
>The quantities found in "soft drinks" and processed foods is sufficient to categorize it as poison.
Incorrect, sorry.If you'd like to post any scientific studies to support your thesis you're welcome to do so.

>>10897508
>If you'd like to post any scientific studies to support your thesis

Pic related: rise in obesity mirrors the rise in production of HFCS, AND the gradual increase in serving size of the shit from old school 8oz cokes to the ridiculous 32oz "big gulp" shit that's common today.

This clearly demonstrates that the concentration of sugars AND the dosage in processed food and drink products IS TOO MUCH and causing health issues NATIONWIDE, if not worldwide. Anything that has a negative impact on your health OVER TIME, like tobacco smoke, can rightfully be referred to as a poison, and sugar and HFCS have definitely had a negative impact on our health over time.

That's why I stopped drinking the shit after high school when I learned about that crap.

>>10896135
>>10896068
I feel like all those products exist because so many people grew up with coca and literally can't live without drinking soda now.
Just drink fruit juice, it's sugary enough and at least you know what's inside

>>10897508
>diabetes rates in 'murrica highest in the world
>country consuming most soft drinks per capita: US
Surprise, surprise! Now fuck off HFCS/Monsanto-Bayer shill, you lost.

>>10896068
Best part of my day is crackin open one of these bad boys. When that first sip hits your tongue.. nothing like it. Makes me feel alive again

Just coffee, or "covfefe" as the kids are calling it, for me, thanks!

>on the internet, people can choose to be whatever they want, and yet 4chan pretends to be faggots, fatasses, pedo's, feminists, shitskins, and every manner of degenerate or worthless submissive beta males
it's for the luzlz, though, right guise

>>10897709

the only energy drink I can stand is pic related. Zero sugar tastes like cancer and chemicals

>>10897751

>>10897796

>>10897796
>>10897815
You're both faggots.

>>10897828
Yeah you're right. We shouldn't be arguing, we should be having a comfy sips thread.

boomer memes are a /sip/ psyop

>>10896068
They're all for plebs

Patricians don't drink this garbage

Got me there

>>10897837

>>10897585
>>10897620
those don't qualify the foods or products you claim as poison. would you like to try again? or would you like for me to provide you the definition of a poison?

>>10896068
COMIC SAAAAAAAAAANNNNSSSS

>>10897837
>this shilling faggot
just kys already

>>10897901
Since you lack basic reasoning skills, there is nothing further to discuss.

>>10897985
We could talk about food.

>>10897585
what about the sugar free energy drinks?
Also it is poor reasoning to blame the epidemic on 1 thing.

HFCS is in fucking everything in the US.
Just that and bleached white bread.


I'm sure if you never had HFCS and only ate whole foods, but also had energy drinks you'd be healthier than 95% of americans

>>10898006
>poor reasoning to blame the epidemic on 1 thing
Tell that to the tobacco companies.

>>10898040
oh man don't get me started on cigs

They don't have to be as bad as they are
but we let them put 1000's of known carcinogens on them, AND they're fucking radioactive! We just let this because they're established and they make money. holy fuck.

>>10897985
>Since you lack basic reasoning skills
yet you can't comprehend a simple definition

>>10898337
Have you tried /sip/ infused ice cream or sorbet? It's pretty good.

yerba maté Master race coming through
Y'all dip nation abominations should stay on /pol/

>>10898351
no, i usually take my sips straight

>>10898364
Which flavor is your favorite

Sometimes I think that /sip/posters actually drink this shit.

>>10898380
classic white
i also have a soft spot for the regular black ones despite the calories

Is this any good?

>>10896068
move over faggots

I like the blue agave from full throttle or the rehab from monster. Don't like many of the others and really dislike the taste of coffee.

Why do I never see anybody who likes red bull on these?

>>10898642
That's my usual go to. 2 for 2.50 where I'm at. Reminds me of the Sobe No Fear drink from the mid 2000s.

>>10898885
>2 for 2.50 where I'm at.
Damn, that's a good deal.

>>10896932
>schizophrenic containment board
Are you speaking of /x/ or /R9K/?

>>10896491
Thanks for the pasta

>>10898785
owned by monster, irrelevant faggot

>>10896068
Ultra black is actually pretty based

>>10899097
Most of the enery drinks in this thread are owned by monster, cuntflaps. Which is owned by the coca cola company
the rest are pepsico. Weird how monopolies work, innit?

Does anyone have the pasta that talks about the ultra black being a more complicated/nuanced sip and would pair well with a steak? it was like 3 paragraphs. I saved it on a hdd thats dead, and I can't properly google for it.

>>10896126
I think you mean hydrophobia.

>>10896491
t. nascar fan or military personnel

Beaver Buzz puts all other energy drinks to shame.

I miss it

one day you shall learn

rockstar roasteds are actually wicked tasty though, i cant deny that

Am i cool yet?

>>10896068
Absolutely loved the Java Monsters. Grew out of it though and realized the extra caffeine was probably causing a good few health issues.
>>10896113
Caffeine powder is illegal now, isn't it?

>>10898939
i'm speaking of /sci/, though i guess /x/ has their fair share
/r9k/ has bipolar autists and incels, not schizos

>>10900005
cold coffee of any kind is heresy

>>10896115
I read that as "wa^ ter"

>>10898642
It's pretty good.

>>10896165
>I'm not buying the brand, or the logo

right you're buying all the mold in the dispenser nozzle that is "cleaned daily"

>>10897590
fruit juice is no better than soda, anon.

>>10896120
>that 30 year old boomer who falls for the spartan appearance marketing racket

>>10896282
the only energy drink worth drinking once in a while, others are copypasted (even more) garbage water

Does anyone recall an energy drink at 7/11 around the time when they still had double gulps, they were orangish (if I remember correctly) colored and they were from the fountain. Anyone remember the name?

These little fuckers right here.

>>10896491
not your blog faggot

>>10900739
How much do those cost?

>>10900011
no, you just can't buy huge boxes of it.

>>10900739
I've seen the full size at dollar tree, are they any good?

>>10896068
i have yet to see any of the new rockstar drinks.

>>10897785
>>10897785
that is some good stuff
>t. 39 year old super boomer
>>10901453
the citrus and the lime are good, mango fruit is good too.

>>10896068
>canned caffeine
>canned caffeine
>canned caffeine
The cheapest one is the most patrician I guess.

>>10896282
>>10900545
Redbull tastes like a cough syrup. I like it tho because it's literally the only alternative to all the other energy drinks in terms of taste.

>>10896426
>being an obese diabetic mongrel who can't handle some sugar in his sips
LMAO

>>10896426
>one sip and he's comatose.

>>10896920
The sweeteners are actually worse for you.

>>10900739
those bring back memories of iraq

>>10896135
Fuck yeah man. The blue pure zero is my favorite. Can't beat that 240 mg if caffeine.

Centurion

>>10903516
that one's discontinued though

>>10903156
You'd feel much better if you stopped sipping. After a while your body becomes dependent on the caffeine. When you stop consuming, for a while you are extra tired, but after about a week or two you will have much more energy than when you were sipping.

>>10901453
I love the red one, got me through Iraq and afgan. Drank waaaaay more than I should have though lol.

>>10896068
For me, its Bang

>>10903523
Not in all areas.

>>10896068
Retarded Fool

>>10896068
>>10904233

>>10896068
>>10904254

>>10896068
>>10904371

>>10903516

i like the rehabs best too. normally the peach or lemonade

>>10898642
These are 8 for 9.50 where I live.
I pick them just for that

/sip/ is the way to go

>bought a couple monsters to get in on this meme
>took my first sip today
>it's not very good

I wasn't expecting something life changing but I also wasn't expecting to recoil in disgust either. Well another flavor for tomorrow.

I guess I could just throw them away but that might be wasteful...

>>10896068
>rockstar

>>10896068
>rockstar
More like cockstar lol fuckin fag

>>10902343
>t. sugar lobby

>>10901453
The orange camo ones taste kinda like a creamsicle, and the coconut mango is good.

>>10900545
Most pleb of all energy drinks

>>10905600
ahh, the finer things in life

>>10905862
All I know is most sweeteners give me stomach pains and diarrhea.

>>10896126
>being this new

>>10906577
newfag

>>10897504
You know what happens to you when you drink that, right?

fuck you guys, im honestly craving zero ultra monster so bad right now.. I need my sips..

after losing 45 pounds recently and still losing weight, its like a little blissful crack at the beginning of the day

About to have one of these for the first time. What am l in for? Are these actually any good?

>tfw your favorite energy drink has been discontinued for year

god damn it pepsi, bring back no fear. call it something else so you don't have to pay those faggots who filed bankruptcy anyways.
i need that grapefruit.

>>10907039
Congrats you've chosen the worst tasting sugar free Monster.

>>10907124
Yeah this fucking sucks. I should have just played it safe and gotten Ultra White like usual

>hating on S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

That's it boy you're getting it

it honestly makes me laugh when I see people who have no idea what they're talking about hating on sips, if they only knew how good it was, they wouldn't be running their fat mouths about how they're so cool for not drinking the best energy drink on the market.

I feel like I'm alone with this and the Zero Grape flavors being my favorite. The killer lineup is really good too but I try not too get them too often because they have an assload of sugar in them

>Hating on best /sip/
Sad

>>10896135
My man!

literally the only palatable monster, everything else is boomer trash

desu energy drinks in general shouldn't be drank often, they should be an emergency supplement to a coffe + tea habit (1-2 cups of either daily) for when you need a boost.

caffeine is caffeine, too much caffeine is bad, we all know this.

>>10904512
Green tea is where it's at. If you disagree, you're wrong.

pic related is bad - but what do you expect from Hammy.
is VR 46 The Doctor any better?

>>10900718
based

redbull with a lighter price tag

Anybody pick up the Moscow Mule flavor yet?

>>10896491
i love you

>>10910894

not available in my area.

>>10910978
Where did you find this? The newest one I've seen was the Dragonberry tea

>>10896068
Fuck yes but they are hard to find got them 2 for 3 when the first came out.

>>10899260

>>10896282
Red bull orange is delicious.

>>10896126
kys

>>10910978
Where get from is it?

>>10896078

>>10910978
RARE

I just found this at a mysterious gas station.
What do you guys think of it?

Why is Monster associated with boomers?

we didn't even have that back then. If anything the ultimate boomer drink would be Surge

>>10918882
my n word

>>10918915
>photographing your empty hand

>>10904839
>These are 8 for 9.50 where I live.
Holy fuck. That's fantastic.

Had Monster Energy Ultra Sunrise today. It's similar to orange soda in a way, and beats Red Bull's equivalent drink easily.

>>10918938

I don't get it either.

>>10918938
>>10919824
boomers pls

>>10918915
What kind of photo is this?

>>10918938
I love how the boomer meme has devastated the fucking faggot sip posters