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Zombie

Mug Vodka

>>10886811
Jet Pilot, or a proper Mai Tai made with OFTD rum.

>>10886811
Gin and Tonic. Now, I know that might seem kind of Old Fashioned, but I'm a pretty Cosmopolitan kind of guy from Manhattan.

Moscow mule.

old fashioned
simple strong and delicious

rum old fashioned

Jackson Coke.

>>10886811

>>10886811

If it's cool? Bloody mary.

If it's warm? Gin fizz.

cosmopolitan, like a fucking slut

>>10886811
Well, me, personally, as a man of culture and impeccable taste, drink only "mocktails" to avoid the degradation of my character and the righteousness of my soul. I choose the patrician Schweppes Bitter Lemon over ice, with a twist. It refreshes me in the most delightful fashion and opens my mind for another two hours of Bible study.

negroni or martini

>>10886811
double vodka

>Breakfast: Bloody Mary
>Lunch: Martini
>Dinner: Manhattan

>>10886811

The humble Mimosa

>>10886826
Jesus, do you want to die or something? Zombies are silly strong. Tasty though.

>>10886811
Rum and coke is what I make when drinking with my buddies but we've also been enjoying the Jameson T. Kirk (Jameson, Cointreau, alcoholic ginger beer, no ice).

Saturn. I think I have a genetic weakness to anything remotely mentioning passionfruit.

>>10886811
sweet vermouth on the rocks...

never knew about this until i visited spain - it's a popular drink there.

tastes like coca cola without carbonation.

>>10886811
Mango Colada don't hit on me you silly boys~~

i've been a fan of french 75s lately but i cant be bothered to buy champagne so i cuck myself by paying $11 at a bar for one

>>10887803
I just bought my first bottle Antica Formula so I would be inclined to agree. I think the only red vermouth I had tried before was Martini & Rossi and I hated it. Vermouth on the rocks isn't a cocktail, though.

>>10886811
Hard to say, but probably the Negroni. I love how it's really simple to make but has a lot of complex aromas.
Other than that, Old Fashioned is just awesome when you have the proper ingredients.

>>10886811
Strawberry daiquiri, or a mudslide if they have them.

Manhattan, up.

gnt or sex on the beach, in the summer

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>>10887887
>>10887908

>>10888041
You haven't had sex at all, why do you think you are qualified to criticize sex on the beach?

>>10888107
enjoy your appletini bud

>>10888119
nice comeback, libcuck

>>10886811
Gin and pineapple

For me, it's the Gin Rickey.

>>10887600
Zombies aren't even that strong, especially if made correctly. Maybe 3 drinks worth of booze in them, tops.
I usually start a boozing night with one, drink a few other cocktails, and end the night with one. I drink like that once a week.
Maybe you're just a lightweight.

mind eraser
>>10888167
cringe

>>10888041
>Caring what other people drink
This is actual soi

>>10888209
>gin, lime and soda is cringe
>his go-to is a meme drink
You don't even know what a Rickey is, do you?

My preferred summer drink is a gimlet.

>>10886811
I like a good Tanqueray gimlet.

>>10887849
>french 75
Widely underrated cocktail, love a French 75, but how can you be too lazy to buy a bottle of wine but you can drag your ass to a bar that will sell you a French 75?

>>10886811
For me, it's the 7 & 7. The best Boomer cocktail.
>>10888406
Not him, but opening a bottle of sparkling wine means you kind of have to commit to finishing it within a certain time frame to avoid drinking it flat or oxidized.

>>10886811
Jungle juice

>shot of cheapest vodka available
>sip of MZU to wash it down
>repeat

>>10886811
Negroni
French 75
gin and tonic

>>10886811
cocktail more like COCKtail haha

Depends on the circumstance:

Classic Margarita on a hot day
2 parts anejo tequila
1 part lime juice
1 part cointreau

Shake over ice then strain into a rocks class, no salt rim.

French 75 when celebrating
2 parts gin
1 part lemon juice
1 part simple syrup

Shake over ice then strain into a champagne flute and top with traditional method sparkling wine

Absinthe Martini after work:
3 parts gin
1 part dry, french vermouth

Stir with ice until well chilled and double strain into a Coupe glass. I like two thick bits of lemon peel (lots of pith), expressing the oils on the drink before dropping in and adding a dash of absinthe.

>>10888859
home run chippa

>>10888406
as >>10888473 said, the issue is committing to drinking a bottle of bubbly within a reasonable time frame (I hate champagne outside of this cocktail), and I'm not /alck/ enough to want to drink an entire bottle of shitty sweet sparkling wine on top of the gin.

>>10886811
Long Island Iced Tea

White Russian

>>10886868
Reddit is that way you fag

white russian with car milk.

Death in the Gulf Stream in the summer
A Brooklyn, a Fanciulli or a Modern Cocktail No. 2 when it's cold out
Alsatian grog when it's *really* cold out

cocktails in the UK kind of suck desu

There's this thing called Zombie and it's great. It's made with, like, 3 kinds of rum and gets you plastered quick

>>10886811
For me, it is the Sweet Brandy Old Fashioned. The Best Cocktail.

Incomplex tinctures are my fancy.
Cocktails are like pizza for me. Too many constituents and you end up overthrowing the devine naiveté.

A couple of my preferred include:

Sazerac
A New Orleans take on a cognac cocktail.
Splash of absinthe in the bottom of the glass just for flavor. The rest is topped off with rye whiskey. Splash of bitters and a small sliver of orange or lemon peel lightly crushed. Served over crushed ice.

Gin Gimlet
Gin. Lime juice. Soda.
I prefer mine with a bit of lightly crushed mint leaf although some have been known to enjoy with basil.

>>10886811
Hemingway daiquiri when I have time.
GNT to get the job done.

Strawberry sunrise, no ice

>>10886811
Baltimore Zoo

>>10886849
A real Mai Tai is objectively the best cocktail invented thus far. Nutty, tangy, slightly sweet, floral, strong yet refreshing...hits every note.

>>10891002
Your sazerac recipe is incorrect. Not just a "splash" of bitters, you add Pechouds until the drink is bright red, it's stirred over ice and served neat, and you need a sugar cube or at least simple syrup. Absinthe should be swirled in the glass then discarded.

>>10886811
g and t if im at a classy bar

vodka and redbull if im watching football ona sunday afternoon at the sports bar

>>10891075
>Red Bull in the afternoon

Degenerate detected

>>10891084
what if its at 12:30-1pm in the afternoon

>>10891088
Oh that's not bad then. I'm a little caffeine baby insomniac though so 4pm is my hard cutoff if I have work the next morning.

>>10891102
honestly theres so little redbull in a redbull vodka that you can drink it late

White Russian. It's like a coffee milkshake with alcohol in it.

>>10891198
A few years ago I made a white russian that tasted like literal ice cream.

>>10891220
I have the sweet tooth of a middle schooler

>>10891198
I was really drunk off wine when I started watching the Big Lebowski...proceeded to switch to White Russians, and then the next day...yeah. Never been able to drink them since.

>>10886868
>Hello, I'm a woman

Also not a cocktail, fuck off.

Mint julep

tom collins tbqh
Not too sweet and gin is nice
I'm not big on drinking, though

>>10888473
>>10889756
If I'm making French 75s at home I don't buy sparkling wine. It tastes the same with a light, dry white like pinot grigio or unoaked chardonnay; in fact I usually prefer it that way. I guess I can see where the sparkling wine could go flat before you finished it but I never drink less than 25 drinks (750ml = 25oz) in a 3-day period, so I never had that problem anyway.

>>10891002
>Gin Gimlet
>Gin. Lime juice. Soda.
That's a gin rickey, not a fucking gimlet, you pompous retard. You tried so hard to sound so smart and polished yet you fucked up both of the recipes you posted.
Faggot.

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>>10891684
>>10891057

Ya'll at 4chan are so pleasant.
Have a groovy day.

My favourite is the Fizzlepop Berrytwist.

>>10891731
Oh, it's you, I didn't even recognize it was you.
I see your shitty posting all over this fucking board recently, where the fuck did you come from and why don't you go back?
You clearly do not at all belong here. Faggot.

>>10891684
Except a gimlet is exactly what he described you colossal faggot.

>>10891745
>Ingredients: One part sweetened lime juice, four parts gin
Your own source contradicts itself. I dare you to go back to your google page and open any of the actual recipes. A gimlet does not have fucking soda in it. Any bartender who serves you one will not put soda in it. If you add soda to a gimlet, you now have a gin rickey.
Googling recipes doesn't make you a bartender, faggot.

>>10891758
Well I'll be fucked.

>>10891781
Yeah you will m8.
Now bend over. :^)

>>10891791
I deserve it. Sorry anon.

>>10886811
B52 is the way

>>10887853
M&R has always seemed unpleasantly olivey to me, both sweet and dry. I think using it also biased me against manhattans

rum and coke

Every time I see rum&coke I start screaming and crying

>Calm down private. I used to criticize people on their drink choice too, and then actual life caught up. Real job, house payment, kids, a few people I knew died, then suddenly shit like a Coke and vodka seemed trivial. Pick a larger battle mate.

>>10891886

That's cringy.

I'm kinda partial to a Bourbon and Ginger myself

>>10891890
That was a direct order, private

Gimlet or a Negroni

French 74 can hang out too

>>10886811
Negroni or manhattan, I'm open to trying new things though

Gin and ice

>>10886868
Do you wanna fuck each other's buttholes sometime dude? Assuming you're on the faggot train with a comment like that

Negroni. They're flavorful but stiff enough to prevent you from swallowing them. I like to be kept in check since I have no self control.

Gin and food coloring

>>10886811
Dark & Stormy

>>10890848
,Long island iced tea.

Shame I can't drink them much because I get plastered easily and I despise being drunk.

>>10886811
Old fashioned.

>>10886849
>>10886826
>old-school Tiki drinks making a comeback
Fuck yes.

>>10888167
What gin do you rec

Why is rum so fucken disgusting

Bar is shit: (aka they use sour mix)
- Gin and Tonic

Mains:
- Whiskey Sour (with egg white)
- Tom Collins
- Gimlet

Special occasions:
- Last Word
- Aviation
- Penicillin

>>10893295
>never had a great mai tai

White russian, muh dudes

Shochu, water, and tea.

>>10892951
lost

Ramos Gin Fizz if I'm at nicer place, otherwise a Gimlet

>>10893283
If you can find it Bloom is a really good brand for stronger drinks. I drink it straight out of the bottle a lot so it never lasts. It's really smooth.

>>10893295
Most cheap rums are especially meant to be mixed, I hear there's great topshelf rums though, i.e. pic related

Anyone get down on the
Pancake breakfast?
Or aka
Breakfast shot?

Actually quite nice

>>10895306
Are you chasing it with orange juice or are you really dumping the proof of the ""shot""

Gimlet or a Gin & Tonic?
Which one is superior

dry gin martini with a twist

>>10895643
G&T: slightly less effort to make, more bitter

Gimlet: more sour, not dependent on the quality of tonic water

Depends on which one you like better, they're about the same class/pretense level so it's not some shit like a choice between jack&coke and a rye manhattan

>>10895743
If I ever order that I have to qualify "twist" with "citrus"

Codeine and pic related. I call it Rooster Renee.

>>10895643
>>10895940
I prefer the gimlet most times because it's really hard to fuck up sweetened lime juice, but some places serve """tonic water""" that tastes like chemical anus. Sucks having a whole drink's worth of Tanq ruined by nasty cheap """tonic water.""" Also, if you specify just a splash of lime, it's a lot lower calorie while still being drinkable. Tonic water has as much sugar/calories as regular soda (120+ calories, 30+g sugar per 12 fl.oz) so it's not a healthy option, despite being called water.

>>10896182
Any shitty tonic water would taste better than tanq

>>10895312

Jameson shot chased by another of half OJ half butterscotch. Tastes like pancakes

Moscow Mule. Screwdriver if daytime drinking.

for me, it's the humble Tom Collins

spritz campari or gin & tonic

>>10886811
Hot water, cocoa powder, and Irish cream liquor

>>10897109
i love a vodka Collins. I hate gin

>>10898357
It's time to start liking gin.

for me? planters punch.

Sidecars is what I'm into currently.

>>10898389
maybe it is. i always see gin drinks that look delicious, but i would always sub vodka bc i hate gin. i reckon i should order some gin drinks and try it out again

>>10888807
Patrician detected

>>10898545
Gin is, in essence, just flavored vodka. If you don't like the flavor profile of a traditional London dry gin you can try something like Plymouth or Hendrick's. Or Dutch jenever, if you can find it.

>>10898614
>flavored vodka
Stop posting, you have no idea what you're talking about

>>10898621
>he doesn't know

>>10886811
Good ol' whiskey and coke.
Or as people often call them around here "jack and coke" regardless of what whiskey goes into it.

>>10898625
Gin is distilled from Juniper berries, how the fuck is that in anyway like flavored vodka? Please tell me you're only pretending to be retarded

>>10898635
You're the retard.
Gin is made by taking neutral alcohol and then flavoring that with botanicals. Juniper berries are a common flavoring for gins but gin is not "distilled from juniper berries"--that's just nonsense.

>>10898635
Name one gin that is made entirely of juniper without grain.

>>10898644
>>10898651
Retards

>>10898635
no, gin is vodka flavored with juniper berries

>>10898656
Please acquaint yourself with the prefix "re-" before you start calling others retards. It's re-distilled. It's already been distilled once. From grain.

>>10898656
>source proves its own poster wrong

Gin is like flavored vodka, with the distinction that it's redistilled with botanicals instead of mixed cold with something like bullshit "whipped cream flavor" from ye olde chemical plant. So yes, it's "flavored vodka" but mostly it's "flavored vodka" when you're wielding the connotations behind that to clown someone

>>10896227
tastelet detected
I bet you drink Bombay Sapphire and claim to like gin
pleb

Alcohol is a shit drug and deprives mankind of its ability to experience the nature of reality.

>>10886811
>cocktail of choice?
Mint Julip or a Jack & Coke

Tom collins
Whiskey coke
Pernod coke (probably a sacrament)
Negroni

>>10887903
Been trying to like these all over a d they just taste awful. Probably too bitter for me but it’s what i alway order anyway

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>>10900049
Use better vermouth. A lot of bars probably use cheap Martini&Rossi or California red vermouth that's been open for a long time. Try making it yourself with a good rye and a top shelf vermouth like Cocchi di Torino or Carpano Antica Formula.

Gin + seltzer + lime, clean taste no hangover

>>10887003
my nigga

Espresso martini. Deal with it.

sidecar, has a nice acidity and is fresh af

>>10900049
Switch it up dude! As >>10900882 said, they might just be using garbage vermouth or not making it very well. Definitely try making it yourself and experiment a little with the ratios. If you find you still don't like it after trying it a few different ways of making it yourself, maybe it's time to try a new cocktail. For god's sake, there are enough drinks out there that you shouldn't be forcing yourself to drink something you aren't fond of.

I cant believe no one has said mojito yet!!
a real mai tai is also amazing

or if im feeling lazy I like to do rum and ice tea

>replace any alcohol in a cocktail with water
>it tastes 100000x better

>>10886811
whisky sour for me.

>>10901542
>replace any alcohol in a cocktail with water
>don't get hangovers anymore
You Won't Believe This 1 Weird Trick!

>>10902353
Just don't make the cocktail too sweet!

>>10895290
my boy

kir if I want to let people know I'm a literal faggot
bloody caesar/marry
rye and ginger

if I'm drinking with my "homeless" friends brass monkeys and beermato drink 1/5th of a 40 of blue 10.1% fill with X drink 2-3 40's and try not to get arrested

>>10900919
Sometimes I hate that I fucking despise the taste of coffee
Seeing this is one of those times

>>10903151
Tea is the superior caffeinated drink anyway.

>>10903248
Agreed, but still. I wanna drink things that look good and coffee tends to look very good

>>10900919
What's that fucked up citrus slice?

>>10887600
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>>10893223
>>10897109
>>10898631

Patrician.
Classic daiquiri. Only real men drink from coup glasses.

Classic daiquiri for a party, straight whisky for sad drinccs.

This sounds odd but it works. Apparently Hemingway used to drink this a lot. Don't have a name for it though.
1 shot absinthe, 1 shot cognac in the same glass. Optionally a splash of water or a bit of ice.

Also, a question, I couldn't find anything online: how did bar tabs work before credit cards were invented? Did you prepay cash or did they just have a piece of paper with your total on it?
I tend to only pay cash but I hate having to get out my cash every time I want a drink and count out a tip and everything. Is it rude to just give the bartender $100 at the beginning and ask for the change at the end? At say, a nice cocktail bar without too many people.

>>10886811
captain morgan and dr pepper, or a dirty shirley.

This girl at work told me about this drink but I forgot it can someone help me. I think it was like Ambrosia sour or some shit she said she mixed it with lemon and cherry jucie

>>10892980
Based and blackpilled.

>>10886811
Don't drink or eat anything with "cock" in it cause I'm not a huge fag.

>>10904373

>>10886811
Literally anything mixed by Sandra Dee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7bo-aeznzY

>>10886811
white russian

can't go wrong with an old fashion. pretty hard to screw up.

>>10904373
No pic related? Pussy

>>10886811
Moscow Mule
A very dry appletini
Kinkitini
Lemon Drop
Vesper
Scotch and Dr. Pepper

>>10903476
If you drink Hennessy, you deserve to be sad.

>>10886811
Mount Royal Old Fashioned sweet. Please muttle a cherry in and add an orange. If im tired and need some alcohol and a quick pick me up, crown and coke.

>>10906137
>alcohol
>pick me up

Peach 4 loko rocks

>>10898614
>jenever
based

If I'm at home, its the end of the month and I can't be bothered making an effort: Cheeky Vimto (don't judge)

Normally at home: margarita (waiting for sugar syrup to cool is a pain), an el diablo or french 75 (with grenadine and pomegranate seeds)

Hungover: spicy bloody mary with a splash of port of red wine

On holiday on a beach: miami vice

Out and about: martini, lemon drop martini or an espresso martini. Although generally when I go places I try and order any unique cocktails they have.

Looking at this I have disgustingly sweet tooth.

>>10906229
oh crap and brambles - I love brambles.