/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10878790
You forgot the biggest thing that Ausfailia is missing OP.

>>10878790
But we've got Redskins, Chicos, Golliwogs, and Coon.

>>10878800
>Coon
We're up to our eyeballs with these in America. They're the worst.

>>10878800
those are all TERRIBLE snack choices.
i would rather chew depleted uranium than attempt to eat one redskin.
i bet you probably like violet crumble too.

>>10878790
I don't think you understand what literally means.
There are hundreds of chocolate bars available, granted most are shit. Get something from Belgium or Switzerland - heck even Woolies sells some of these.
Iced tea, we have 2 brands I can think of, Nestea and Lipton.
No jumbo or party size is probably a good think, we're fat enough already. Also ALDI sells large bags of chips if you're that hungry.
24 hour supermarkets are open in Victoria. Do you live in Queensland or something?
There are both kool-aid and Dr. Pepper. My local fish and chip shop sells Dr. Pepper as does the local Asian grocer.
I don't like root beer so I can't comment.

do you do your shopping at the petrol station?

>>10878862
Yes, what's wrong with it?

>>10878790
>what country has the worst snack selections
>and why is it australia?
this is /ck/ not /fatcunt/. i just made a bloody near perfect carbonara. and it cost me less than 10 mins and breaks down to a total of something like just shy of $2 a meal.

>>10878881
This is /ck/ not /yourblog/, sweetie pie.

>>10878883
kill yourself maggot.

>>10878881
t. eating a $2 meal so he can afford $40 worth of bourbon every other night

>>10878899
All that bourbon and shitty Italian food will kill you long before I die, honey.

>>10878907
lolwut? projecting i'm an alcoholic because i take pride in that i try to cook well and get it done fairly quick and frugally? you're a joke. drink bleach.

>>10878790
>curly whirly
>cherry ripe
>cottees cordial
>twisties
>dunkaroos
>freddy frogs and caramello koalas
>mutherfucking tim tams

>>10878919
Not him, but since you're bragging about spending $2 on pasta you sound like a brain dead alcoholic and that's the only thing you can cook which is why you're so butthurt when people call you out on it.

>>10878790
>german lollies from aldi
>chink snaks from all the asian supermarkets
>wog/sand nigger pastries from auburn or liechart
I'm pretty comfy desu

>>10878790
im Australian and i have found flaming hot cheetos and Dr. pepper, they can be found in the 'foreign' section, we also dont have walmart but coles, woolworths and now Aldi instead (don't really need a store to buy my usual shopping and an AR-15). Also thats horse shit about chocolate there's fuck tons of different brands from twix to classic kit-kat (plus we still have kinder surprises since our kids aren't retarded enough to swallow the whole fuckers) . Honestly we have too much snack shit, gets us up one of the most obese nations in the world.

>>10878919
the bleach is still better tasting that your shit pasta dish.

>>10878943
To be fair I reckon we have some kids who are retarded enough to swallow the toy.

>>10878806
Kek

>>10878790
Who gives a fuck? Seppos have excessive choice to a laughable extent, no one needs that much junk when you should only be eating it once a week if that. Learn to eat a well rounded meal instead of stuffing your disgusting mouth and snacks all day

>>10878937
>not going to based Abla’s Pastries at Granville to get your mafroukeh on

Wew lad

>>10878790
they fucked up our pringles too. now they shithouse

>>10878790
Bogan

>>10878790
And don’t forget you can’t get real bbq there

>>10879386
lmfao that sure is tacticool for 1800s-era technology

>>10878790
Sorry OP, I couldn't hear your faggotry over pic related.

Only american'ts care about junk food.

>>10879463
American’t what? Go to the moon? Avoid being invaded by other countries? Say racial slurs without going to prison?

>>10879569
Can't get decent food without a lot of extra effort. It's nearly all junk food and CAFE industrial shit.

but you have pineapple lumps and cherry ripe

>>10879569
Hahaha assblasted seppo detected

>>10878949
nah just slap the warning label on it and it's fine

>>10878926
tim tams are the only thing worth it on that list.

>>10878819
Violet Crumble is alright. Certainly much better than Crunchy.

>>10878790
I went to Australia like 12 years ago, the food was mostly awful. Best thing I had was a gas station microwaved meat pie but they're better in NZ. Everything else was shit served on a dirty plate because there's not enough water to properly clean anything.
I guess it is a penal colony so what do you expect.

>>10878943
>thats horse shit about chocolate there's fuck tons of different brands from twix to classic kit-kat

>>10878819
lol I thought those were racial slurs

>>10878790
>flamin hot cheetos
>good
have you ever tried them? they're not that good. Also upside-down prison land has some pretty good snacks
>licorice
>tim tams
>violet crumble

>>10883164
>Eats shit food including petrol station food
>Complains it's bad
We're
Next time all locals which bakery sells the best meat pie and you'll probably find some hidden gem.

>>10883209
You forgot Twisties and Cherry Ripes.
Those two are the most exported snacks in parcels going overseas, according to Australia Post.
If you're going overseas take as many Cherry Ripes and bottles of Bundy Rum that you can get away with. Expat Aussies will pay really well for them.
t.expat Aussie

>>10878790
>Literally less than 10 chocolate bars
>When fucking any woolies or coles has more than that
>Can't find dr pepper
>In about 25% of coles
>Doesn't mention superior Australian ginger beer
No 24 hour supermarkets sucks, but they just don't get enough volume. In the areas where they even can operate they try and then stop since they can't get the sales to support it.
>Literally only one iced tea brand with 2-3 different flavours
>There's fucking 3 brands at woolies, each with at least 4 flavours
You can also just make iced tea yourself, it's really not fuckin' hard.
Also
>Not mentioning that you can get double salt liquorice at any fucking woolies basically
Sure, you can't get sallos or tyrkisk pebber at them, but you can get generic double salt or normal salty really fucking easily.
Also, the most you will ever spend for 6 reeses cups is $3 AUD if you buy twin packs. If you end up spending more on food in Australia than in the US, you are officially a mongoloid.

>>10883164
Sounds like the problem was at your end.

>>10879463
Who are you trying to impress with demonstrably false statements like this?

There is so much slang in this thread that I do not know.

>>10883164
Last time I grabbed a servo pie I had the options of a regular meat pie, a bbq pulled pork pie, a chicken and chorizo and a few others.
I grabbed one of the porks and a chicken and they were both fucking nice.

>sarsaparilla taste like shit
thats enough shitposting out of you lad

>>10883164
>Servo pie
>Shit that's known to be 100% foul and no one fucking has them since they're disgusting
The absolute worst pies I've had in my life were from servos, if you got worse food than that then you are absolutely retarded

>>10878790
>>10878800
>>10878926
>sarsaparilla
>Redskins
>chicos
>golliwogs
>coon
>curly whirly
>dunkaroos
>freddy frogs
>caramello koalas
Why do all Australian foods sound like racial slurs or venereal diseases?

>tfw they got rid of orange surge mother

the only tasty energy drink. now I'm stuck with fucking V.

>>10883669
That coon over there with the curly whirly hair just spent all his tim tams getting the newest caramello koalas so he can dunkaroo like freddy frog.

I'm not sure what you mean.

>>10878907
French fag here what's wrong with alcohol?

>>10883696
>>10883669
>freddy frogs

DO you mean FREDDO Frogs you dumb cunts?

>>10878790
Canada is the best
>right next to the snack superpower of the world
>can buy said snacks without getting shot

>>10878860
literally where in victoria is anything open 24/7

>>10884101
7 11. Melbourne Woolworths, probably. It's also possible that Sydney is superior, I suppose. I'm not in Melbourne often enough to know.

>>10884101
the bottle-o in prahran

>>10884101
Glenrowan Maccas on the Hume. Both north and south bound

>>10884104
woolworths in the city center closes at 3 on a saturday when everyone is clubbing. everywhere in the subburbs closes at midnight.

7/11 isn't even open 24/7 even if it's a gas station.

Literally what store in what subburb because I'll go there next time im high at 3am.

>>10884111
Maccas as a whole is 24/7 but that's not grocery store unless you live in sunbury or some other shithole.

>>10884109
can't buy snacks without goin broke at a bottleo

>>10884128
7eleven.com.au/stores

>>10884130
>Maccas as a whole is 24/7

Not in Benalla it ain't

>>10884111
>>10884130
>Maccas
I will never understand why you do this pidgin shit. It's only one syllable less and out of context it sounds like it came from some primitive southern hemisphere language.

>>10884200
I don't understand why you seppos are so po-faced about other people's slang when you have a raft of your own that looks unfathomably stupid to outsiders.

It depends u poof

>>10878790
>worst snack selections
Grows some of the best tropical fruits in the world !

>>10884245
and charges their citizens more than the imported shit from chink nations

>>10878790
>flavoured tortilla chips

This is the cooking board. Make your own fucking corn tortilla chips and salsa, guacamole, nacho cheese or other dip of choice.

Yes you can make nacho cheese with sodium citrate.

>chocolate bars

Are shit. Try some actual chocolate and assorted nuts, maybe add some nougat chunks.

>Energy drink

Don't drink that chemical waste.

>ice tea brand

Make your own.

>jumbo/party size

Fatso.

>24 hour supermarkets

Buy in advance while grocery shopping.

>Soda

Don't drink the liquid jew.

>>10885665
>make nacho cheese with sodium citrate.
>don't drink energy drinks they're chemical waste.
Reread what you wrote and report back in a hairsuite with evidence of self flagellation.

>>10883669
freddy frog lmao

>>10884219
>I don't understand
Of course you don't, moron.

>>10886283
>equating a harmless sodium salt of citric acid to an unholy concoction of sugar, caffeine, and artificial flavouring agents

Canada kind of sucks too.
America gets tons of crazy snacks and you'd think they would toss some up our way since we're so close but NOPE we just get the most plain varieties. It's gotten a little better in the past 2 years or so but ehhhh

>>10883696
Fucking caramello koalas and tim tams are based as fuck.

>>10881616
The fuck? Cherry Ripes are amazing, cunt.

>>10879449
>not double coat

m8

>>10886351
Genuinely embarrassing. If that's all you've got then don't fucking bother.

>>10886855
>don't fucking bother.
Awww, did that mean American upset you, honeybun?

How can Mexico have a gorillion different sodas, but not any mountain dew? WTF

>>10878796
Is it west cost faggots?

>>10878790

Fucking fairy bread.

Australians can't even bake fucking cakes for their kids. They give them this shit on their birthdays.

Just white bread with SPRINKLES. Like holy fuck.

Not even the white trashiest of Americans are this white trash.

>>10886880
Just calling out a stupid low effort attempt at banter which doesn't even make sense in the context of the reply chain. "U mad?" is basic bitch shit also.

The USA was a pioneer of the modern form of standup, insult comedy, and the roast is a uniquely American creation, yet the average poster is a creatively bankrupt idiot that can't do anything but shoehorn a line from their school playground playbook no matter the context, or flogged to death memes that they'll parrot until another of their number finally thinks of some other briefly witty line and the cycle continues. There's no self respect and no craft, and no fucking effort despite wit being an important value in real life which can be safely practiced online. Zero effort human chatbot replies insult yourself more than the other party. Apply yourself.

you put a bunch of convicts on the least evolved island in the world with a bunch of abos and expect them to develop good food?

>>10887036
didn't read

>>10887072
Not surprising. The tl;dr if you can manage it is to have some fucking self-respect and apply yourself.

>>10887082

>>10887082
Shit m8 did an emu piss in your vegemite or something.

>>10883679
>not drinking Mother

>>10884101
I heard the highway is open 24/7, consider using it to leave that godawful state

>>10886989
shit champ, do we need to deep fry it in lard to get yanks to consider eating it

>>10878790
>24 hour supermarkets
Wait, stuff like that exists?
Do they also open on sundays?

>>10878790
>twisties
>not true, retard
>V is the best
>we drink hot tea
>we don't need that much food fatty
>who the fuck needs a snack at 3am that isn't at a bar with a nearby 24/7 fast food restaurant?
>dr pepper is found at nearly every supermarket retard and kool aid is inferior to coridal
>root beer IS sarsparilla

>>10888625
root beer is totally different to sarsaparilla, it is much more subtly flavored.
also kool aid is supposed to be the cheap but tasty beverage option, liquid cordial tastes terrible and costs 3 times as much as powdered cordial mix used to.

>>10884074
>>10886321
Hey, I was just quoting your tard Ausfag brother over here >>10878926
What the fuck would I know?

>>10878790
Australians are the niggers of white people. Even more than the Irish are.

>>10878860
>Nestea and Lipton

>>10888890
Raising the eternal question, who are the niggers of Australia?

>>10888890
>>10888963
we have actual (black) nigger problems in a lot of places.
but the real niggers of australia are meth heads.
we have a much worse meth problem than even the U.S now.
in the outer suburbs and small towns surrounding the cities like melbourne and sydney around 1 in 3 young men are addicted.

>>10888973
t. White fella

>>10878819
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>>10878919
I don't think we'd get on irl. cant even take a payout...

>>10878790
go to the spudshed you tard it is open 24 hours

>>10878790
>sarsaparilla tastes like shit
found your problem, you're a faggot

>>10878790
some fucking nigeria, probably

We can get arizona ice tea though its like $4 a can
Sasparillia is good

>>10878800
Redskins are shit lmao

>>10888973
God willing the dindus continue to enlighten the inner urban Greens voters of Melbourne.

>>10884095
No, Germany is by far the best
>The ultimate snack superpower
>Great varierity of chocolate brands in all priceranges
>Great varierity of chocolates in General
>Haribo and competition, all have different kinds of gelatine-based sweets
>Russian and Polish imports all stocked casually in supermarkets
>Shitload of crisps with a shitload of different flavours
>Home of Sinalco and Vitacola, the latter actually beats Coke in terms of sales in the east
>Home of Fanta and Mezzo-Mix
>Chepaer discounter knock-offs actually taste pretty good
>Every discounter has it's own ice tea
>Pfanner Ice Tea, by far the best Ice Tea you can buy, unsweetened varierities can be easily bought
>Almdudler
>Grear varierity of beers, can cost as alow as 30ct
>Oettinger Malzbier, far better than Rootbeer
>Kwas can be bought somewhat easily
>Can get decent wine and booze for pretty low, Aldi causally wins booze awards against competition 10 times more expensive than thier products.
>Supermarkets are so good Walmart tried to settle in Germany but failed due to the competition
The only bad thing is that supermarkets usually close at 22:00 and don't open during sundays. Other than that, I really can't see how other snack nations can even try to compete

Sweden, only tolerable form of crisps/chips is Estrella 'grill' flavour or kebab dream if you manage to find those, everything else loaded with disgusting sour cream and dill flavours. Chocolate selection is all dull, dark and boring, no nice entry level milk chocolate like cadbury etc available. Barely any variations of flavours of coke, can barely find cherry if you're lucky, good luck finding vanilla or based zero peach, surprisingly elaborate selection of energy drinks though. No nice pre-made sandwiches/deli options at supermarkets, might be lucky to find a roll with a bit of ham on it and a tomato randomly chucked on top. Fast food options pretty piss poor too, national fast food chain Max is superb but expensive and hardly ubiquitous, McDonalds is the only real option most of the time and the menu is very limited, I only remember one Subway in the whole of Stockholm too which was absurdly expensive and also of very limited selection. Never found a fried chicken place there. The fast food kiosks in the suburbs are based as fuck though but unreliable with opening hours and consistency.

All in all, pretty dire

>>10889643
>>Almdudler
Why do you mention that when talking about good snacks and drinks?

>>10889622
Doesn't look like there's much enlightening.

>>10889714
Oh 3 cases vs hmm 35% of all violent crime. Hmmmmmm

>>10889827
Wrong.
It's actually only one case.

The dad and the Slav bf don't count, because they're from Sydney and Queensland, not Melbourne.

>>10889643
your entire post is bullshit, but I'm just going to pull you up on this
>Grear varierity of beers, can cost as alow as 30ct
German beer is literally pißwasser, the best beer is from Belgium. And on an interesting note, the best wine from Aldi/Lidl is the Shiraz from Australia.

The best thing about living here in Germany is the variety of bread, everywhere else does everything better.

>>10878819
Violet crumble has the best honeycomb but crunchy has the best chocolate.

>>10878790
>snacks

>>10878790
>>literally only one iced tea brand with 2 - 3 different flavors, and NO unsweetened varieties
Switzerland seems to manage just fine drinking the same two flavors of exactly one ice tea brand for the past 40 years though.
Inb4 Nestea corpocucks