/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10885579
What meme is this taken from? The baby boomer with the shitty taste in zero-sugar energy drinks.

>>10885579
heh heh kid,

not so funny now is it?

welcome to ur assault

>>10886141
assault has a ton of sugar

>>10885579
thats actually the rush of you growing up and realizing you've not only wasted money, but fallen for, and consumed a meme.

>>10886854
this.
i was drinking monster assault instead of MZU for a while, until i realized how much fucking sugar they have.
it is the equivalent to a liter of coke in just one can.

>>10886854
No I mean which meme is it. The one with guy holding the white monster

>>10885579
Ban assault sips

>>10885579
I've always felt that Assault is best Monster
It's like Red Bull PLUS

>>10885579
your gut biota is sending out help signals as they are being genocided

>wasting money on that bullshit sugar / caffeine diabeetus in a can trash

That shit, and every other "soft drink" loaded with sugar and garbage, should be outright banned.

>>10887368
Considering their grip on society worldwide, it'll be hard to actually getting them outright banned

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>>10887570
Put national legal limit on...
>sugar
>caffein
>niacin
Per cl in any drink.

Make them not poison people instead. Banning them will make them more enticing, nerfing them will make them look gay and unappealing, abd every edgy normie siplord gonna talk about how they're not cool anymore.

Or btfo concentrations of those chemicals with tax.

>>10887601
How's that going to stop me from buying whatever and dumping half a sack of granulated sugar in it when I get home?

Bans are ineffective, period. The "war on drugs" ought to make that abundantly clear.

>>10887368
SHALL
NOT
BE
INFRINGED

>>10887601
>>caffein
I will fucking cut you
I am a drug addict and I pay my taxes and I will fucking cut you

I misread the thumbnail as "Ass Salt".

>>10887601
>Or btfo concentrations of those chemicals

I think it would be reasonable to set a max sugar / HFCS limit per oz of ANYTHING, and if it's over the limit, then it's taxed into non-existence.

The shit's poison, pure and simple.

>>10887614
>How's that going to stop me
You're too fucking lazy to make something like that, fat ass.

>>10885579
You PROBABLY just have a temporary case of PTSD after consuming that HIGH CAPACITY ASSAULT SIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgPCMw3S3mA

>>10887614
This isn't a conventional ban on drugs, it's stopping children from drinking what a single can contains more than the RDA safe limits of Niacin, and what contains absurd amounts of caffeine and sugar. They do it unwittingly cos meme "energy" which sounds good to a lot of people. You can go home and do what the fuck you want as long as you understand you're dumb enough to do so.

>>10887647
Go to Google and type "death by energy drink".

>>10887601
>>10887767
There's literally nothing wrong with niacin, you massive faggot. It's an important vitamin, and it's speculated that occasional niacin flush might even be good for you too

>>10887799
Pretty gross trolling desu, or just naive.

http://healthyeating.sfgate.com/consequences-ingesting-much-niacin-4959.html

>recommended 16mg niacin for grown men daily
>should have no more than 35mg max
>side effects = abdominal pain and irrepairable liver damage

https://mic.com/articles/157372/nacin-an-ingredient-in-energy-drinks-could-give-you-hepatitis-new-study-finds#.FPJBuJv6U

>multiple cases of hepatitis linked with energy drinks
>rockstar drink contains nearly 50mg niacin a can
>3 times recommended amount for grown man
>tfw kids go through many cans of this stuff a day
>tfw people defend this "overdose juice"

But muh liver damage and muh heartfailure. Blows my mind that alcohol is regulated as it is, yet kids can easily buy enough cans of this shit to actually fucking straight up drop dead.

>>10888052
read your fucking articles lmao
if it's killing retards let the retards die, eases the burden on the rest of society

>>10888074
>let the retards die

>>10887601
>How's that going to stop me from buying whatever and dumping half a sack of granulated sugar in it when I get home?

^ Like this person? Yeah sure thing. Glad you finally agree with me that drinking energy drinks is retarded though. Nice when I finally get through to someone.

>>10887601
Lol fuck off you miserable cunt. Go to fucking North Korea

>>10885579

>>10885579
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>>10885579
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>>10885579
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>>10888190
No one is forcing you to drink it, sweetie

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>>10888554
And don't you feel sorry for all the poor poor souls who are ?

Energy drinks are fucking dumb. Putting poison in your body and risking symptoms with no pleasant effect and a taste that's worse than normal sodas. Alcohol would unironically be a better alternative.

>drinking michaell weiner's son's hebrew drink ever

>>10888190
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>>10889399
That's it, I'm drinking 2 per day from now on.

>>10887601
Nanny staters should be executed in the streets. It's not your body, so fuck off.

>>10889524
Sure, go win the Darwin award for us champ!

>>10890760
It should come with a balance sensor, so everytime it detects it's not vertical and shit, when you're drinking, some flashy lights come on and a siren that goes "WEEWOOWEEWOO I'M A RETARD, MY CANDY FLOSS BATTERY ACID PISS WILL STRIP CAR PAINT, I'M THAT MUCH OF A NORMIE SIPLORD FAD PLEB WEEWOOWEEWOO".