/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'll take that advertised sub to go.

>>10873703
No. Fuck off, we don't need threads like this.

>>10873710
Fucking this.
>I want one of those, and make it exactly like the picture
>Uhh do you wa-
>What did I just tell you?

>footlong on italian
>rotisserie chicken
>no cheese
>yes
>lettuce, mayo, and onion
I haven't deviated a single word from that script in at least 5 trips.

>>10873703
Turkey and cheese on white. That's it.

>>10873711
still a higher quality thread than 60% of the crap here

Can I have a toasted foot long meat sub with tuna on urban cheese? And 3 small cokes.

>>10873703
>Welcome to Subway™! May I take your order?
Where is the exit i'm not in jimmy jhons

>>10873703
Spicy Italian on Herb and Cheese.
Lettuce, Onion, Pickle, Jalapeno, Banana Pepper with a dousing of red wine vinegar on the greens with pepper and mustard/mayo.

NO TIP.

>>10873711
Fuck off sandwich artists, make me my sub

>>10873703
Certainly, I'd like to order a taxi to somewhere where I can get something to eat.

Oh hey Pajeet, I'll take the usual explosive diarrhea. Thanks bud.

One chipolte wrap to go thanks

Whoa sorry I think I need to go see a doctor, I blacked out and came to at a fucking Subway somehow *goes to another restaurant*

>footlong
>spicy italian
>flatbread or italian herb and cheese
>pepper jack cheese
>toasted
>extra-extra onions
>extra black olives
>spinach
>jalapenos
>banana peppers
>tomato
>extra pickles
>lettuce
>subway vinaigrette
>light southwest chipotle

How does it feel to look upon sandwich heaven, niggers?

>>10873703
Subway is a registered trademark, dipshit.

Foot long meatball on Italian, Provolone cheese, onions and bell peppers, Parmesan on the top, lightly toasted, extra side of marinara sauce.

I'll have one bottle of car milk to go

>>10873703
Why don't you have any real bread?

>>10874263
nah, i cant do olives at subway. when I do, all i taste is olives

>>10874308
Tbh, that's a fair opinion, at least you didn't say anything about the amount of onions.

>>10873703
blt on white, jalapenos, and mayo
>okay and what would you like for your meat?
bacon
>toasted?
no
>veggies?
lettuce, tomato, jalapno...
>any sauces?
I just said all this. mayo
what the fuck is their problem?

>can I get a foot long italian herbs and cheese?
>chicken strips
>shredded cheese
>toast that bitch
>guac
>lettuce
>spinach
>red onion
>black pepper

>>10873703
Cheeseburger and fries please.

I'll have flatbread with extra veggies, extra meat, extra meat, extra meat, some more veggies, vinegar oil, keep going, toasted please, yes with veggies i know what i want. hold on i hear someone saying my name (leave store)

>>10873703
D-do y-you have tendies?

uhhhhh can i get uhhhhhhh burger?

>>10874299
Bread is the only good thing at subway brah

Can I get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a uhhhhhh you know, the uhhhhhh what's it called? The uhhhhh, this one, the bread with the cheese on it.
Yeah, can I also have a uhhhhhhhhhh, a steak? Do you do steaks here? No? Uhhhhhhhhhh, then uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what about meatballs? Oh you do? Oh cool, then uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Yeah, yeah, can I have that toasted please? Yeah uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Extra cheese? Uhhhhhhhhhhhh, ummmm, hold on, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yeah go on then. Actually wait, is that cheese dairy free? No? Then uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, uhhhhhhhhhhh, don't bother then uh. Can I have extra salami on top, and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, like uh, I forgot the name but those things, yeah, those. And also uhhhhhhhhhh, some corn please. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yeah uh, hold on I'm picking it, just a second. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, can I have like, uh, lettuce please, and uh, a tomater or two. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, uhhhhhhhhhhhh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, also olives. Uhhhhhh, sauces? Yeah, uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ketchup and uh, like, mustard, maybe? Yeah, uhhhhhhhhh, that's everything. Uh, thanks.

>>10874432
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>10873703

Footlong tuna on white. Only cheese and mayo, nothing else.
>did you wa-
No
>did you wa-
No
>did you want any-
No
>did you wa-
No
>did you wa-
No
>did you wa-
No

Thank you have a good day.

>>10873703
I want a biggie fries a cheeseburger AND DON'T PUT ANY FUCKING SHIT IN IT also I'd like some SHIT to DRINK

Can I get a ham on Swiss and please don't let it have touched any turkey I have an allergy.

>>10874474
You can make that yourself at home. You pay the same regardless of how many toppings you put on your sandwich, so why not put on more toppings?
Seems like a waste to me.

footlong honey oat with chicken teriyaki
everything except olives and tomatoes

>>10873703
Yes. Can you tell me where the nearest jimmy johns or jersey mikes is?

>>10874611
I'm so irritated we don't have a Jersey Mike's in Bellingham. And we don't have Firehouse either. God damnit.

>>10874625
I can't do firehouse or witch wich. Those sammich joints are worse than subway

>>10873703
2 footlong american steakhouse melts please, i'll have bacon and monterey jack cheese on it. i also want salad, tomatoes, red onions and mayonnaise. i will eat them somewhere else.

>Toasted Footlong Italian Herbs & Cheese
>BMT
>Old English Cheese
>Lettuce, Spinach, Tomato, Onion, Jalapeno
>Chipotle Southwest

>>10873711
we don't need any threads

>>10873703
>Tuna footlong on Italian bread, with spicy mustard, lite mayo, tomatoes, pickles, banana peppers, jalapeños, and lettuce
>Lays Chips and Dr Pepper and/or Mr Pibb

Toasted Foot Long Spicy Italian on Italian Herb and Cheese.
Provolone Cheese
Lettuce
Tomatoes
Spinach
Jalapenos
Banana Peppers
Buffalo Sauce

Thanks

If your ever bored ask them for a Meatball sub but to clean all the red sauce off them first.

>>10873703
Turkey on oregano parmesan bread with everything except pickles and topped off with ranch

>>10874942
You are literally insulting artists, sandwich artists.

>>10873703
Meatball sub
Wheat
Provolone
Add pepperoni
Toasted
Black olives
Bell peppers
Salt + pepper
Parmesan cheese

>>10873703
Directions to Long Johns please

>>10874145
>sandwich artist

fucking murricans wtf

>>10875049
How is it not an art?

>>10873703
Yes can I please get that picture of the cheetah in sunglasses, the sweating bird, and the shit log sandwich? Thanks

>>10873703

Footlong ham and turkey
Wheat sub
Swiss
Spinach
Tomato
Onion
Banana peppers
Spicy mustard

>>10874625
>live in lacey
>Jimmy John's, Jersey Mikes, subway, firehouse subs all in walking distance
Shiggy

>>10873703
footlong spicy italian toasted with pepper jack, spinach, tomatoes, and vinagerette

>>10873703
BLT
No tomato
No mayo

>>10873703
Cold cut on Italian with cheddar.
Toasted.
Lettuce, olives, pickles and banana peppers.
Sweet onion and mayo.
You can never go wrong with this.

yeah can i get a footlong steak and cheese toasted on italian herbs and cheese? Yeah just the normal cheese is fine. Toasted please. Can i get lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion, spinach, and jalapenos? Yeah and my sauces can i have mayo, sweet onion, hot sauce, chipoltle, mustard, and house sandwich sauce? yeah thanks i'd love chips and a drink. maybe a diet coke though because i'm trying to watch my calories

12" Italian Herb and Cheese + Double Meat Turkey + Pepperoni + Provolone Cheese + Pepperoni.

Then you ask for it "Double Toasted." After they do this, they will show it to you and ask "Is this enough?" The answer is always "A little more" no matter what.

Then you get Avocado FIRST, and then ask for only a "Little bit" of lettuce + tomato + onion + olive + Jalapeno + Black Pepper (NO SALT) + Extra Oregano (always ask for more than they put)

Then you get Chipotle Mayo and a little bit of the Sriracha Sauce.

Paire this with Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips and a Medium Diet Coke

This allows you to get the Combo meal for great Value

This only runs you about ~$15.00, so I get it like 2 or 3 times per day.

>>10873703
I’ll take a footlong, no meat, no vegetables, no sauce and no bread, thanks.

>>10875278
Ah, a man of taste as well I see?

>>10875278
DANK

a meatball on flatbread

>>10874308
That's why you skip the olives and do just a little bit olive oil

https://www.nutritionix.com/subway/nutrition-calculator
Build your sandwich and then post it anons

>>10875278
Imagine the smell

>>10874030
This add roast beef and we good.

>>10873703
>this isnt qdoba

>>10874404
Dude wtf? It's not even baked properly, half raw. Obviously made for toothless people, and also it stinks through the whole neihborhood.
Subway bread is disgusting.

>>10873703
>He doesn't go to based Firehouse
>He doesn't get the based Hook and Ladder
This is the perfect sandwich, prove me wrong.
Protip: you can't.

>>10873703
12 inch cold cut on italian herbs & cheese, toasted, white cheese, lettuce, green peppers, salt and pepper, chipotle. Every time

>>10875633
fuck I forgot pickles and onions. I haven't been to subway in forever

>>10875633
>>10875639
Bullshit sandwich either way

>>10873703
yes hello, where's the nearest firehouse subs?

>>10873703
Italian herbs and cheese
Tuna
The triangle cheese
Toasted
Olives
Onions
Slap some fucking mayo on that shit for posterity.

>spicy italian on flatbread
>add single portion of steak
>spinach, lettuce, onion, green pepper
>shitton of mayo

>Footling steak and cheese on Italian herb and cheese, extra white cheese, toasted with lettuce,onion, cucumber, green peppers, jalapeno, mustard, mayo, chipotle, house sause, ranch and a shit ton of hot sause

Speaking of which I'm gonna go order that for real

Sure I'll take your classic menu item and ask you to pile a bunch of shit onto it that isn't compatible either flavor or texture wise to destroy the sandwich and turn it into a homogenous blob of crap.

That's how 99% of orders go anyway

>>10873703
Italian herbs and cheese
Chicken bacon ranch
double meat, double cheese
shredded cheese and provolone
not double bacon
toasted of course
tomatoes and banana peppers
ranch

>>10873999
>tuna on urban cheese
What the fuck is urban cheese? Is it made out of chocolate milk?

>>10876609
say it outloud, and then think of what bread kind of sounds like that

>>10875389
>https://www.nutritionix.com/subway/nutrition-calculator


yikes, this could be why im 295 lbs....

>>10873703
White bread, toasted
>Skagen
>Red onion
>Tomatoes
>Lettuce
>Salt and pepper
Raspberry cheesecake cookie and a tall coke with that.

>>10875118
>live in Philly
>don't ever need to eat at any of those shit chains because even our worst corner delis are superior sandwich makers

>>10873703
footlong flatbread
korean pulled pork
white cheddar cheese
toasted
all veggies except olives and hot peppers
a little sweet onion sauce
salt and pepper
2 cookies
large fountain cherry pepsi

>footlong roast beef (substitute spicy italian)
>Italian herbs and cheese bread
>provolone cheese
>lettuce, tomato, light onion, light banana pepper
>light mayonnaise, oil, extra vinegar

>go to subway for the first time
>"What sandwich do you want?"
>Uhhh, I'll have a BLT (I had to google this on my Android Smartphone to figure out what this was [Bacon-Lettuce-Tomatoes])
>"Okay, but what bread do you want?"
>I-I said I wanted a B.L.T sandwich!
>"Yes but I'm going to need a bread"
>Umm, wholegrain?
>"We don't have that here"
>she points at the board
>want to say parmesan oregano but I don't know how to pronounce parmesan
>"Do you want that toasted?"
>Will that cost me extra?
>"No"
>say yes because free things are nice
>"Okay, what vegetables do you want?"
>H-Huh? It's a BLT, Bacon, Lettuce, Tomatoes, why are you asking me this?
>"And cheese?"
>S-Sure
"What kind?"
>Yellow..?
>"Sauce?"
>The special one?
>she wraps my sandwich up and I pay
>don't tip her because she was really rude to me

>>10873703
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>10876712
>live in philly
see you lost right then and there, nigger.

>>10877085
>don't tip her because she was really rude to me
Unironically believable.

Subways seem to expect you to somehow know their special ordering procedure (which is unlike any other shitty restaurant in my country) and tend to act like you're an asshole for not knowing how it works when they don't ask you properly and the only signage is a shitty little sticker on the glass which you can only read once you're close enough to be already ordering.

Like I get that maybe Americans teach their Americanlings how to order at Subway as some kind of childhood rite of passage or something, but the first stores only opened here a couple of years ago. You need to fucking explain what you're expecting from people.

>A small fountain drink
>Three bags of chips, one of which being a queso ruffles
>A cookie
What's a sandwich?

>>10877165
Why would you tip anyone at Subway? Dumb Eurofag.

foot long cold cut on harvest, with everything except olives and lettuce. with a little bit of yellow mustard and vinegar

>>10877182
I'm replying to presumably an American, and he's the one who mentioned tipping, not me.

I'm not European, so clearly you're American since your educational upbringing is so flimsy as to be able to think the world consists of only those two places, and plus you're omega insecure about those guys.

Please post better in the future.

>>10874508
Because thats not what I want.

>>10874030
Banana pepper? I thought they got rid of that. I miss that shit. I'd do a spicy italian on italian herbs and cheese bread with pepper jack cheese, green peppers, banana peppers, and spinach but recently these fuckers stopped serving banana peppers

>>10877193
Shut up you dumb cunt, how do you espouse on being so dumb? Ya pickled dick, slick.

>>10877378
I said to post better, not to immediately roll your fat face on the keyboard you incomprehensible evolutionary dead-end.

>>10877445
Maybe if you made a poignant jab, then I'd feel something.

>6 inch Italians herbs and cheese
>spicy Italian, double meat
>Swiss cheese
>toasted
>lettuce
>tomato
>banana peppers
>olives
>onions
>mayo
>extra sweet onions sauce

I get the same thing every time I go to subway.
Ham on Italian herb and cheese bread with all the salads (omitting the jalapenos) salt, pepper and sweet onion sauce.

Cheesy Vegetarian footlong, everything with ranch

>>10877483
>poignant
>espouse
That's not how you use either of those words you stupid fucker.

It's hilarious how often when someone takes a swing at US education, you dumb fuckers trip over yourselves to prove them right.

>>10877561
That is actually how you use those words. I didn't even come to bat for the public school system, I'm just calling you an utter goddamn retard.

Literacy in the English language doesn't seem your strong suit.

>>10877613

Lick my balls eurofag.

>>10877653
Your post makes zero sense when reading any of the chain of posts, or just not being mentally challenged.

>>10874983
Fucking this. When meatball is the daily special, my order is usually the same but no pepperoni. Gotta try it.

>Quiznos died for this

>>10877085
Why would you enter an establishment such as subway not observing the process of how things function there. If it is your first time, pay attention to how the people in front of you are ordering and piece it together from there. There are usually directions/ steps on the large overhead boards displaying the available ingredients. No one can read your mind, They don't want to fuck up your order so you need to tell them what you want. Did you honestly not expect this at a subway? Behavior like you described is very childish.

>>10877733
I said I wanted a BLT. If I went to Mcdonalds and asked for a Double Fillet o' Fish, they'd make it for me.

>>10873703
Footlong cheese oregano
Chicken Teriyaki
Regular sliced cheese all toasted up
Lettuce, fresh cucumber, tomatoes, onions and jalapenos
And the best part of it all, that delicious chipotle sauce

>>10874508
I used to work at Subway, and you people are the fucking worst.

>I'm paying for it, I might as well get all the vegetables and sauces

You're getting a meatball sub, you braindead asshole. Lettuce, spinach, cucumber, avocado, mayo and sweet onion sauce are going to turn this sandwich into a garbage fire, but quantity over quality, I guess.

only boomers eat subway

>>10877666

I believe I told you to lick my balls, you Eurofag

>that guy who asks for almost every topping on his sub

>>10877756
But I’m only 24

>>10873703
>footlong on flatbread
>rotisserie chicken
>swiss
>onions
>toasted
>spinach, tomato, and bell peppers
>subway vinegarette

>>10873703
6" tuna on wheat plz

pickles, onions, lettuce, salt and pepper

i remember my ex having an autistic ragefit at me because his taste in subway sandwiches changed and i got him what he ordered literally every other time before that

>>10873703
>seafood
>double meat
>italian herb
>provolone
>no toast
>lettuce, tomato, onion
>salt, pepper
>extra mayo

>>10877653
Le ebic drumpf

>>10877864
>That 24 y/o Boomer who eats at subway

>>10873703
Flatbread Veggie delite with Chipotle and garlic, cho-chop muhfugga.

>>10874308
I work at subway and its the reason I get disgusted at people who get extra olives.. all you taste is the olive

even if I put 2-3 I taste them so strongly

>>10873721
what if they say would you like it heated or toasted

People who ask for the advertised sandwich straight from the picture are worst than mouh breathers. They don't teach them how to prepare the sandwich as in the picture. That's literally not how subway works you fucking fags. I don't even work there and I hate assholes like you. My dad pulled that once, asked for one of their special sandwiches and asked for it like the picture. Who fucking knows what's in that sandwich. Certainly not wage slaves like those sandwich artists. If you want fucking structure in your shitty sub, go to Jimmy John's or firehouse you invalid. Fuck I'm mad.

>>10874432
Can I get that uhhhhhh Hurb and spices

>>10877748
but onions peppers and olives are good on a meatball

>>10878250
as a subway employee it's kinda annoying but you can just look at the sub and see the ingredients on it

>footlong
>wheat
>extra bacon
>lettuce
>tomato
>mayo

Classic.

>>10874666
That's what the devil would say.

>>10873703

>Let me get a foot long Cold Cut on Hwhite bread please
>Double meat please
>Swiss thank you
>Extra Cheese please.
>For veggies, let me do Lettuce, Onion, Tomato, Cucumber, Bellpepper, Extra Olives and Pickles.
>Extra Mayo and a line of mustard please
>That’ll be all thank you. Oh! And a bag of hot Cheetos

Afterwards I go home and stuff my sandwhich with Cup Noodles and Hot Cheetos. I call it, the Cthulhu

>>10873703
No.

>>10874666
Imagine coming every day to see a perfectly empty /ck/. Bliss.

12 inch whole wheat veggie deluxe
No sauce, no mayo
Extra spinach, no cheese
Banana peppèrs and jalapeno peppers

>May I take your order?

The utterance of that phrase makes me shudder, why do (usually) Americunts have to put so much emphasis on 'customer service'. Customer service is I get served fast and me telling them what to put on their shitty wank sandwiches.

>>10874030

>Enjoy your sub!
>y-you too

>>10874006
Jimmy Johns is fucking trash though.

>>10878248
>yes

>>10875278
2-3 times a DAY? anon, r u ok...?

>>10874432
I used to work at subway this is pretty accurate
>can I get regular bread?
Italian bread
>No regular
Okay what kind of sandwich would you like
>point's at the menu behind me
>that one
What kind of cheese?
>alright now I want the white cheese
We have 6 cheeses and 5 and half of them are white.
>just give me regular cheese then
I don't know what that means. American cheese?
>yeah that one
After that they'll then ask for every vegetable and then remember they want it toastesd. It's like they've never ordered food before.

>>10878573
People are socially conditioned to believe a pleasant facade is more important than competence. I literally couldn't care less if someone is pretending to be friendly, all I want is someone who actually knows what they're doing.
The only aspect of meme "customer service" that actually matters is attentiveness, it can definitely get annoying if people who don't appear to be doing anything are slow on the uptake when you're standing in front of their desk or counter.

Spicy Bread, Chicken Strips, Monterey Cheese, Chiles, Lettuce, Mushrooms, Olives, Onions, Spinach, Green and Banana peppers + vinegar + pepper.

>>10877510
THIS but with chicken, not ham.

>>10876637
>American on meatballs
Don't fucking joke like that

>>10878981
When I worked at subway there was a guy who got American cheese, lettuce, tomatoes and mayo on his meatball subs. All of which got toasted.

>>10876609
Cheese that can rap

Footlong Pizza sub on Italian Herbs and Cheese. Toasted, no pizza sauce. Double Old English cheese, lettuce, onion (sometimes pickles), no sauces, salt and pepper.

>>10873703
12" Honey Oat
Spicy Italian
Cheese and toasted
Tomato, cucumber, onion, lettuce and peppers
dash of honey mustard.

>>10873710
>>10873716
only meatball for me, I hate cold sandwiches and many of the vegetables that come on those advertised abominations

>>10873703
Today I watched someone get a meatball marinara sub, but then also have chipotle and ranch sauce on top. Why would you want three types of sauce in your sandwich? Surely the flavors just overpower or contradict.

>>10873703
Give me the cheapest shit of the day on garlic bread.

Why don't you guys have real bakeries who make real sandwiches with fresh bread? I'm French, tried subway once cause of my retarded Ameriboo ex gf, it was awful. Sounds like a good business opportunity to be honest. Random googled pic of an average chicken lettuce tomato related

Yeah can I get a 12 inch meatball sub with some onions on it, thanks

>>10879452
Italian bread of course!

>>10879437
>real sandwiches with fresh bread
Can't speak for America, but in the UK I've watched them load dough into the over and pull the freshly baked rolls. I assume they get the dough delivered chilled, as hat's what we did when I worked at a Dominos.

>>10878489
What an American post

>>10879459
The dough comes frozen. They take it out and thaw it in the fridge the night before then proof and bake it the next day.

no now fuck off
>order online
>orders chicken club
>no veggies and bacon
>add extra chicken add mayo and cranberry mustard salt and pepper
>300 MEXICANS INSIDE TINY SUBWAY
>FOOD WASN'T EVEN MADE
>lets fuck up even more dont say we ran out of cranberry mustard and lets juat put mustard on instead
>ruins the sandwich
>take sandwich back toss it at the tranny and yell reeeeee I ASKED FOR CRANBERRY MUSTARD SHOW BOI PUSSY then leave
>3 days later noticed they refunded my order...

>>10873703
As an artist, every time I’m looking for some work, I have to contend with dozens of “sandwich artist” listings to find something that actually applies to me. Fuck you, Subway.

>be Canadian
>none of the qt indian subwayfus ever want my cold cut combo to go
Bad feel

>>10878489
Heh

>>10878489
Sounds delicious, would any other kind of sandwhich go well with Hot Cheetos and Noodles??

>>10877085
cute

>>10875054
The same reason that doing a child-level color-by-numbers picture, with someone else telling you exactly which colors to use and where, is not an art. If anything, you are are a tool. A sandwich tool. Someone uses you to make a sandwich they could have made themselves, but it was easier to use you to do it. Then they pay your owners money for borrowing you to make a sandwich, and your owners put some of it into you, to keep you maintained and working properly.

But calling a human a "sandwich tool" kind of breaks the immersion of the play we keep putting on to pretend we aren't living in a dystopian waking dream. So we call them artists.
>Thank you for that piece of artwork, sandwich artist. It was well-worth the commission.

>flatbread
>"steak"
>2x grated cheese
>toasted
>red onions
>tomato
>lettuce
>banana pepper
>jalapeno
>sriracha/chipotle/hot sauce/ranch, whichever one they have or whichever one I feel like
It was then, after this had been my "regular" sandwich for the past 10+ times I had gone to Subway, that I realized I never wanted Subway in the first place. I wanted a burrito/taco.

>>10873711
get out of my board

>>10873723
What are you 12?

>>10881693
Nigger what the fuck!?!? That’s my favorite sandwhich!!

>>10873703
Every white chocolate macadamia nut cookie you have in the building

>>10882277
Hopefully so that you can burn them all somewhere.
I will never understand the fascination everyone has with
>SUUUBWAYYY COOGKIEES!!! OH MY GOD THEY'RE SOOOO GOOOOD
Even as far as cookies go, they're barely grocery-store-bakery tier. They don't even come in particularly interesting flavors, aside from that raspberry cheesecake one, and who goes to a sandwich store to buy a handful of large cookies with or without a meal anyways? Isn't the point of eating at subway to get " "real" " and " " "healthy" " " food instead of a pile of fat and sugar?

>>10878631
I rarely go to subways but when I go ill do exactly this. I don't know your menu items by heart so if you don't say anything I don't know what my options are. However I usually avoid places that don't have labels and signs.

ILL TAKE A TRIPLE BOSSY DELUXE
4 BY 4 ANIMAL STYLE
EXTRA SHINGLES WITH A SHIMMY AND A SQUEEZE
LIGHT AXLE GREASE
MAKE IT CRY
BURN IT
AND MAKE IT SWIM

>foot long honey oat
>bbq rib
>cheddar
>toasted
>pickles, salad, peppers, tomato, sometimes jalapeno
>chipotle sauce
>salt+pepper

>>10874477
>doesn't want shit in his burger
>wants shit to drink instead
Patrician tastebuds

>>10882980
we serve food here, sir.

>>10877512
>>10878203
This. A veggie sandwich is the only thing I can stomach because the meat tastes so fake.

How many sauces is too many? I just order may because they drench the sub inn sauce

>>10878623
i know
>based af