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Your cooking your favorite dish and he gives you this look.

wat do

>> No.10867291

>>10867246
under-cook the fish

>> No.10867346

i fuck off

>> No.10867364
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10867364

>>10867246
Pin a boning knife over his left clavicle and through the trapezius into the wall.

Then politely ask him how he got into my kitchen.

>> No.10867368

>>10867246
i apologize for storing the cooked meat next to the raw meat

>> No.10867373

>>10867246
Tell him to keep his mouth shut or I'll play the burger video.

>> No.10867444

>>10867246
1.) Check to see if it's fresh
2.) Check to see if the kitchen is clean
3.) Check to see if the owner gives a fuck

If it's not any of those, then it's perfect.

>> No.10868122

Slap his diaper face and walk over him