/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10862326
fuck off

>>10862326
>having a stomach this weak
>Complaining on the internet
>looking for confirmation

I think you have agendas beyond being a pussy

>>10862332
no how about fuck you. I went there for the 5 dollar wild/mild thing today with some coworkers. The stupid bitch mixed up our orders and I got the wild sauce, and the stupid chipotle sauce. First time having it so didn't know what it was, dude it felt like shitting my insides out an hour later.

>>10862326
Nobody actually gets the shits from Taco Bell unless they are a supreme fagot.

>>10862336
It's unironically not just me anon, they joke about it all the time on game grumps too. This is a common thing, not sure how they are still in business when chipotle exists.

>>10862326
never had ass trouble because of taco bell

>>10862326
>tfw I get volcano shits from green bell pepper

>>10862326
95% of food poisoning/tummy troubles at restaurants are because your food is being mishandled or people aren't washing your hands, not because of some problem with the food itself.
I worked at Taco Bell through college and ate there at least 3x a week for four years. No problems past the first week (some wet shits because I was adjusting to the change in fiber)

>>10862344
Why is Wal-Mart still in business when Kroger/Safeway/Trader Joe's exists?
It's because Wal-Mart is cheap as fuck.
It's because Taco Bell is cheap as fuck and Chipotle costs 3x more.

>>10862478
>”tummy”

>>10862344
Mexican food giving you the shits has been a common joke for decades. It never made sense though because it just isn't true. You would have to be the most mayonnaise norther Yankee trash for Mexican or Taco Bell to give you the shits.

If you can't handle the taco bell menu there might be something legitimately wrong with your stomach summerfag

Chris D’elia said he only ate Taco Bell once and he decided never to eat there again

>>10862491
I don't know anon about that, something about mexican food specifically does it to me. Not sure if it is the spice, or the sodium. But man it sets my ass ablaze

>not making your own Taco Bell tacos
You literally just get the cheapest meat you can find, cook it up and add enough sauce to turn it into what amounts to a fucking slurry.

Do jerks like OP make threads to get replies in order to feel less lonely and less like the loser they are?

>>10862490
Yeah faggot, tummy. Got a fuckin problem?

>>10862514
It's the spice + greasy fake cheese + greasy dubious meat + greasy tortillas.

>>10862326
Chipotle gives me this issue. The only sins Taco Bell has ever done is not having the right amount of syrup for the baja blast and putting all the sour cream on one side of the burrito.

>>10862528
>Using tummy
>Not tumtums.

The new $5 big box of steak nachos is unironically food kino.

>>10862478
>people aren't washing your hands
that would be a great restaurant

>*destroys your anus*

t. sheltered white incel who grew up eating boiled vegetables and doritos

Taco Bell has literally never given me any kind of digestive issues.
I mean if you get a bean burrito you're getting a good amount of fiber, that makes for some god-tier poops.

>>10862344
>not sure how they are still in business when chipotle exists
It mostly comes down to brand loyalty but even then I don't think the two are comparable. Taco bell is more "convenient" for the lazy/anti-social amerilards who don't want to walk into the restaurant and order their food. Taco bell also has a much more "expansive" menu, more menu options that are really the same thing with minimal differences but it creates the illusion of variety which people like. Not to mention the fact that it's a great deal cheaper to eat at taco bell than it is at chipotle. Overall the quality from both is shit but taco bell at least tries to remain a fast food place and is honest about what its customers want rather than going the route of chipotle and pretending its some super exclusive pseudo-mexican food restaurant and jacking its prices up. I think Chipotle is popular now because it's seen as trendy among college aged kids who will pay higher prices for shitty food because its seen as cool but the fad's going to die off someday when people move on the the next thing and they're going to end up like BWW in serious financial trouble once their honeymoon phase ends.

>>10862326
>nothin personnel kid
>personnel

>ITT: people who want to kill their insides

Anyone who does the firesauce is a fucking idiot

>I love Taco Bell!

>>10862339
>The stupid bitch mixed up our orders and I got the wild sauce, and the stupid chipotle sauce
Same thing happened to be but the other way around. I wanted WILD but got MILD.
Maybe they should have named them differently so the wageslave behind the counter could understand me clearer and ring my order up properly.

I eat a beefy frito burrito with 5 packets of diablo and still good, in fact just had one two days ago.

>>10866475
this is why you always have hot sauce at home, in your car, and your bag you unprepared piece of shit. Don’t shift the blame onto others.

>>10866496
>hot sauce
>not realizing the "wild sauce" is different from hot sauce
I did grab a few packets of fire sauce before I left but the whole reason I wanted to try the thing was to try the "wild sauce" it comes with.

>>10862344
the reason real mexican food gives you the shits is E-Coli which is regularly found in the water in Mexico because their hygiene standards are (literally) third-world

this doesn't happen in the US unless there's a major fuck up. people with regular stomachs and intestines don't get the shits from Taco Bell. only faggots like you and people with serious illnesses get the shits from fast food, the literal safest and most processed food in the modern world, in the united states of america.

>>10862528
b-based post...

I tried taco bell for the first time ever today and God damn what a piece of shit food. It tasted bad, like, really bad. My gf told me it tasted like vomit

>>10866479
how was your shitter not destroyed

>>10862344
>game grumps
They're the new Ray William Johnson but with videogames.

I've eaten everything short of human and house hold pets. Taco bell still makes me shit like a smelly volcano.

>>10862326
Stop being such a fucking soy boy and learn how to digest a few fucking tacos like a man.
Jesus fuck, everyone on here has a fucking baby stomach and can't digest anything more than a thin slice of bread

>>10866441

>>10862712
this

>>10862528
Absolutely Based Tummyposter

>>10862326
It helped me one day with my constipation. Gracias, taco-campana.

>>10862326
LMAO

Whyte "ppl" cant even handle pepper or their weak ass stomach gets diarreha AHAAHAAHAH

>>10866329
Check out this boomer not in on the meme

>>10862326
>"Hot" sauce from taco smell
>Anywhere remotely spicy enough to cause tummy pain
What a bunch of fucking spicelets