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How do you like your chicken, /ck/?

>> No.10842381

>>10842370
Fuck off.

>> No.10842384

Like my women
Alive and well

>> No.10842385

>>10842370
jacked

>> No.10842389

>jack will never make salad again now after his new stroke.

feels bad man.

>> No.10842463

>>10842389
I think he'll recover, usually if you lose control of one side of your body like he has it will return to normal eventually

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>>10842370

>> No.10842476

I NEED THAT PIC OF HIM EATING WITH HIS TONGUE OUT OF HIS MOUTH

>> No.10842485

>>10842469
F

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>>10842476
1/258

>> No.10842496

>>10842493
>1/258
this

>> No.10842497

>>10842493
the one where he takes a bite out of a burger

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2/258

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3/258

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>>10842493
>258

>> No.10842544

cursed thread

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>> No.10842576

>>10842493
>258
*unzips dick*

>> No.10842578

>>10842469
based

>> No.10842592

>>10842389
i don't think jack ever made a salad before his stroke
ever

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>>10842592
um sweaty, what about aunt myrna’s party cheese SALAD?

>> No.10842619

>>10842576
is that 25:8 or 2:58? silly brits.

>> No.10842752

>>10842513
>>10842504
>>10842493
>sticking your tongue out before you put food in your mouth
do fat people really do this?

>> No.10843163

>>10842493
proof or bust

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>>10842370
>https://www.ecwid.com/store/thebestsauces/
Why hasn't someone called and asked for a refund yet?

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>the SOYsauce

>> No.10844359

>>10842370
Why is is skin so ashen?
Why are his eyes so bugged out?
Why does he think deliberately not trying to improve is a virtue?

>> No.10844363

>>10842493
B I G B O Y B I T E S

>> No.10844757

>>10844359
He's American.

>> No.10844824

>>10844757
Italian actually

>> No.10844828

>>10842607
Something tells me that Aunt Myrna just left a 3x5 card with the ingredients on it and no directions how to combine it, because she knew the steps by heart, but when she died Jack found it and didn't know what to do.

>> No.10844860

>>10842370
>wearing a ball cap backwards

I think even Fred Durst gave up on this look

>> No.10845073

>>10842469
LMFAO

In other news, has he made any appearances since his latest stroke? I'm hoping half his face doesn't work now.

>> No.10845074

>>10844824
He's born and raised in America. He's American.

>> No.10845155

>>10845073
Yeah his latest video is post-stroke. Says he can't move his right arm and his speech is a little slower

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>> No.10845272

>>10845155
https://youtu.be/bNGuhhGBGdY

Lmfao holy fuck you weren't kidding, Jack looks FUCKED UP in this video, his face and speech patterns are even more retarded than usual.

>> No.10845288

>>10845272
>I've lost the use of my right arm. Everything is good.
I wish I could have his optimism.

>> No.10845290

>>10842370
Has anyone tried his barbecue sauce? Or any of his recipes?

>> No.10845300

>>10845272
>scheck out all the flavorsh... The saucesh... End of July

Yikes

>> No.10845309

>>10842370
How old is he again that he had a debilitating strokes? Maybe the gut flora that makes him immune to food posioning did this to him.

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>>10842384

>> No.10845351

>>10845309
In true Jack fashion, he blamed his first stroke on drinking too many energy drinks while working too hard.

Not his gigantic gut or his horrific eating habits. Nah. Just too much caffeine.

>> No.10845360

>>10845163
>>10842607
>>10842570
>>10842520
>>10842513
>>10842504
>>10842493
>>10842370
What ethnicity is this man? He's like a mix of everything and nothing at the same time.

>> No.10845417

>>10845327
What is that thing?

>> No.10845793

>>10845074
No!

>> No.10845896

>>10842370
brain damaged

>> No.10845902

>>10845360
56%

>> No.10846072

>>10842513
The man makes love to his cooking, who among you would deny that he was truly /ourguy/ ??

>> No.10846074
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>>10845360
Someone posted his 23&me results but I can't find it. Help me Ja/ck/ bros

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>>10846074
>police can now just run database queries on your relatives' vanity to find out you raped a girl that one time

23 results vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlry3n02Y28

>> No.10846141

>>10846074
Here you go bruh
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Hlry3n02Y28

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>>10846121
>>10846141
>62% Italian

>> No.10846446

>>10842370
r a r e
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>>10846141
>>10846121

Thanks bruhs. God Ja/ck/ is such a mong, he doesn't even know what "Balkan" means.