/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10828659
>>10828665
I don't want to look at Mark Wiens

>>10828659
fuckin twiggy alien lookin mother fucker

>>10829706

>>10829851
that seems like an awful lot of work for what you get

>>10829875

Yup

>>10829706
Jesus H Christ, is this satire? Every one of these combos made me scowl at my computer and feel a little wave of nausea

>>10829892
Shut up, fag.

>>10829896
Fuck you PeanutButter&Dorito nigger

>>10830101
harvard "education"

Pie mash, Liquor and Eels,.
"We didn't have
Indian
Chinese
Take out and
Kebabs
it was a source of food."

>>10828389
aww fuck yeah no seasoning love it

>>10830265

>>10830101
>Taps the blender

>>10830274
Dat bulge

>>10830375
>it gets thrown away
Wow, how fascinating. Not.

>>10828366
Why don't more people eat lionfish if in some area they are invasive? Do they taste like shit or something?

>>10830394
400 to 600lbs a day, X 100+ International Airports
Very interesting.

>>10830431
Hard to catch by themselves, they have tournaments where people go after them.
Not commercially viable I guess.

>>10830440
>You will never have an autistic peanut butter gf.

>>10830085
>resting a reverse seared steak

10828431

>>10830440

>>10830431
Lion Fish Derby.

>>10828431

>>10830240
I'm no hippy type but some type of industrial food processing looks like a literal hell for some of those animals.

>>10829793
I've been meaning to make this shit for years now, seems so good and simple.

>>10828363
>wearing shoes in the house

What a weirdo.

>>10830431
I wish I knew you could eat lionfish when I was growing up. I always saw 2-3 every time I'd go snorkeling, and often had a spear with me; I was only ever told to stay the fuck away from them.

>>10830515
All your webms are boring and wont be reposted

https://youtu.be/zLr4d7LHyO8
GOAT CATCH AND COOK COMING THROUGH

>>10828659
Wtf? Thanks for ruining the thread, fag

>>10830729
I'm going to repost them :)

>>10830274
>south east asia
The Chinese have fucking always been redpilled on what a dogshit region this is, below Africa-tier.

>>10830446
such is life in Barrow.

I have to remind myself its not too bad in Juneau.

>>10830446
Why do woman have to insert they face in everything everytime they film or take a pic of objects?

>>10828363
>lionfish
>falling for the propaganda that this sea-rat is palatable
Let me guess, that dude also praised Tilapia.

>>10829875
who doesn't want to die from exotic parasites and diseases medicine doesn't care about?

>>10830431
yes, they taste like shit and have little meat and lots of bones. Nobody would eat that shit in any place it lives because there's better fish no matter what. But as you said, it's invasive so local authorities are trying to make it a "hip food" so the locals start eating it as a fashion statement.

>>10830440
Oh wow I had completely forgotten it. The full video on youtube is even better, but I dont really know what to search for other than "autistic girl smearing herself in peanut butter".
She is the definition of a butter face, 10/10 body, autistic face.
I'd do her.

>>10829967
>video of a guy talking
>no sound
why not just copy and paste what he said

>>10830487
>not leaving the bodies in the water to feed the local, weakened fauna

>>10830274
somehow I'm less bothered by the mud than the fact that the chicken still has feathers

>>10831328
Because it's made for being shared in places like facebook, and statistics state that videos are better at engaging users than static photos and gets shared a lot more, and facebook algorithm promotes videos more than images. Also most people watch videos without audio thats why every god damn video has text now (well, the hearing impaired are having a great time now). Its also why you often see videos of static images on plebbook because of the aforementioned reasons.

That's why.

>>10831329
Brainlet here: Aren't they toxic? Or am I mistaken for another fish that looks like it?

>>10831334
but how egg man?

>>10828418
alpha

What a shit thread. Wow.

>>10830620
is this steven reed's wife?

>>10831334
Egg leave how

>>10830115
This has to be a porno, source for the love of god.

>>10828363
OC is appreciated. Little advice, try to cut out segments where they are just talking and nothing is happening to save time. There's like 15 second where he's just saying shit we can't hear.

>>10831336
I got you.

>>10831596
I'm going to make a human sized one and sell it to salons and call it the BrazilianHUEHUE9000

>>10830375
>no subtitles

>>10830729
OK..., back to the dishwasher Breakfast vine.

>>10830446
yet they still manage to be fat fucks

>>10828363

if I saw the chef wearing a baseball hat I would leave immediately.

>>10828363
Why do these fags use spoons is such a pretentious way.

>>10830729
>wont be reposted
SCATHING insult from the obvious crossboarder. Webbums being reposted less is better for the health of the threads, retard. Unique threads are better than the same old rehashed jackshit.

>>10831596
That's actually amazing.

>>10831336
I think the idea is that the mud or clay or whatever sticks to the feathers, so when they break it off it's just meat.

>>10831334
Oh man of eggs.

>>10828363
How do you catch a pineapple?

>>10828659
why cant he just enjoy the flavor of something like a normal person?

>>10832109
With Ham cheese, and a flat circular piece of dough.

>>10831596
SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL TONIGHT

>>10830446
Everyone there makes 200g a year in the oil industry tho

>>10831783
grond kernow

>>10832532

>>10832367
That is vile gray piece of meat.

>>10828659
I wanna punch that face so bad

>>10832102
>those fat hands
WooOWOOoWooWoOwoOOwOO

>>10832786
I share food, but not with someone with facial hair.

>>10828423
>throws away the brain
Tastelets, when will they ever learn?

>>10828384
Yeah, no thanks

>>10831320
>exotic
>found in a fucking mouse

Why are people so scared of nature now? Girl I worked with who was coming over for dinner knew that I hunt and specified that should only eat storebought duck. What the fuck does she think is in the one I shot?
Doesn't even make me angry. Just kind of depressed.

>>10831334
>filename
good job anon

>>10830620
> soaks rice for 30 minutes?

What kind of foolishness is this? It takes less time to make it on the stove.

>>10833374
What is that?

>>10831327
>autistic girl smearing herself in peanut butter
That's literally what you search for.

>>10833382
Bombay Duck, (lizard fish)

>>10833370
>>10833374
I HATE THIS GUY REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>10833370
>>10833374

>>10831857
this dude flipping a crepe is having more fun than i will ever have in my whole life

>>10831783
>>10832698
my niggas

>>10833204
Based filename poster.

Anyone have the webm of the gay guy eating pizza wrong?

>>10828384
Cheese and ketchup on tuna.

>>10833459
does anybody like this guy?

>>10832532

>>10831596
Is the bird OK?

>>10833924
It died later of eternal bleeding.

>>10828363
Might aswell just post the jewtube link instead of making these long silent webms

>>10833951
Filenames

>>10833965
That doesn't make them less long or boring.

>>10833988
Then move along.

>>10833908
Imagine spending years of your life learning how to animate then using that skill to make this trash

>>10834025
This isn't even ck related post it on animals and nature faggot

>b-but the seal was food!
No.

>>10834112

>>10830620

>"cooked instantly"
>as long as you soak it for 30 minutes first

>>10830620
>instant
>takes over an hour

>>10833548
Huh?

>>10834787
I hope when he grows up his mustache will finally come in.

>>10829967
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He used a swear word
i love this man HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


but seriously i fuckin hate this guy

>>10833548
based "based filename poster" poster

>>10835452
You used fucking too, you boundless retard. If only you hung yourself instead of my main man bourdain.

>>10830115
>fat ass and small boobs
Gods, my dick can only get so big.

>>10829967
who the fuck puts a finished steak on a cutting board

stopped watching there

>>10831859
Well yeah, shitty unhealthy food tends to be the cheapest.

>>10835864
False.

>>10830274
for me its the mudchicken

>>10835871
>200 avocados each day. Imported from Mexico
These are the same people who drive an electric car and think they're saving the world.

>>10833685
tuna melt

>>10835871
Avocados aren't even that good.

>>10835871
>HEY LOOK AT MY FACE AND HOW MANY ZANY EXPERSSIONS I CAN MAKE HEY YOURE NOT LOOKING AT ME

>>10830274
wtf

>>10835871
>Take one bite
>celebrate

I wish I can be this happy

>>10829706
>grilled cheese
>she fries it

>>10830101
Oh, Claire. That's what the tamper is for, you cutey.

>>10834761
Is any of this supposed to be particularly impressive?

>>10835895
They're saving a shitload of money if they only do city driving. They can afford 200 avocados a day.

>>10835895
modernity must be really confusing for boomers

>>10835871
Wait... they only serve avocados, and they only go through 200 a day? This place is obviously not "brooklyn's obsession" if they're serving 200 avocados a day.

>>10836244
Better than anything you could ever pull off in your pathetic life

>>10833370
Everything this guy eats looks dirty and disgusting. I wonder how many worms he shits out a day

>>10830440
i enjoy this

t.w&m fetishist

>>10831857

>>10830613
It's why I try to eat as vegan as possible as often as possible. I don't like the fact that every bite I take is the product of hours of suffering.

>>10836389
>Powdered peanut butter
>mfw

>>10836557
really good for protein shakes

>>10831783
>pie
>is not sweet
>is not a dessert
Why the fuck do people do this? What is this madness. All the shepherds pies, meat pies are meme hipster foods

>>10834131
fake and gay

>>10836997
>Why the fuck do people do this?
They're fucking delicious.

>all the shepherds pies, meat pies are meme hipster foods
I'm sorry your parents did a poor job raising you and you consider those to be some silly exotic shit rather than being standard food. I'll bet they never taught you how to butcher your own meat or how to grow veggies either. It kinda sucks to be a walmart child doesn't it?

>>10836997
The History of Pie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q3tM8l5buY

>>10837043
Yeah OK.

>>10837199
Masterpiece, great loop

>>10832129
Overacting is part of the gig. Most of the stuff he eats doesn't taste as spectacular as he makes it out to be, some of it is by any standard even just disgusting.

But you know as a real "foodie" you have to pretend everything tastes extraordinary.

>>10834025
poor pupper

>>10832367
>that sear
>can't use the sauce because it's salted as fuck
>well done steak

simply epic

>>10836375
Is this your channel? Why are you shilling for it so hard?

>>10836557
I use powdered peanut butter all the time. All the flavor with a fraction of the fat and it's much easier to mix into a sauce.

>>10830265
The veggies he threw in at the end looked pretty shit, but squirrel is fatty enough it doesn't really need much seasoning.

>>10830274
It's a hard boiled egg, just backwards

>>10833469
This is fine, though. You can see that the guy is rinsing them with that hose, and they never get dipped into the filthy stuff

>>10830101
>>10830110
what the fuck? is she 19 or 55?

>>10830440
her face looks like the bully from the breakfast club

>>10837070
why not just cover a tortilla with sauce and cheese at that point? Or why not just get smaller tortillas? What is the point of all this unless you're making a party snack?

>>10832532
6/10 would eat

>>10836446
On the bright side, if he ever goes bankrupt he can moonlight as a hammer.

>>10830274
Oh, look, it's a chinese bootleg of Primitive Technology.

>>10830240
I really like jellied eels

>>10837723
Yeah that's how I wash my dishes too. Just rinse them off with a hose and then throw them onto the floor.

>>10837098
saddest webm in the world

>>10837799
>What is the point of all this unless you're making a party snack?
you just answered your question

>>10838017

>>10838026
It's not the same without the music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR3Y_9Y74L0

I'm sure it's considered too mainstream here by now but I do like the Onion.

>>10837199
I think he needs to sharpen his knife a little.

>>10838044
The onion is the best part, how the camera zooms in on it as though it might actually erupt.

>>10838026
Do these places have any repeat visit appeal, or is it more like you just go to see the show once?

>>10838075
I can't tell if you're making this hilarious joke on purpose or not.

>>10838044
>every hibachi place

Also forgot the step where the food tastes only like soy sauce.

>>10838121
What's the joke?

For me, it's the Filet O Fish.

>>10831334
why does he set that pot with all of the eggs on top of the burner when done?

>>10831783
>fish
>pie
two of my least favourite things
-58/10

>>10829706
tasty: we need attention addition

>>10833477
ignorance is truly bliss

>>10838115
>Do these places have any --- appeal

No

>>10834025
>shit on me

>>10837653
What channel? Are you having a stroke?

>>10836515
Plants feel pain

>>10830431
the meat is not bad but there's not much of it and it's a pain to prepare, it is more trouble than its worth

>>10837659
Dumb. Sydney. Morons.

>>10834025

>>10830274
Why wouldn't you pack it in leaves first and then in mud, then your chicken isn't covered in mud? Lads? Zhao? Ling?! LADS!

>>10830440
if you had sex with her you'd be the Peanutter,

>>10830487
What the fuck was that at the end?!

>>10836997
Are you trying to start a war with the UK? Because you just fucking got one, m80.

>>10832532
I'd eat it if I was drunk, sure.

>>10833102
god i want to wed and bed her

>>10834103
That makes you rich.

>>10838463
Small cuttlefish?

>>10838115
Every one has the same show, it's as you see in the video. And the food is just OK.

>>10828659
>>10828665
This man could eat the salad at Fyre Festival and say it's a 5 star salad

>>10838634
They could put near enough any cheese in the world on it and they always get a big nasty square of that shit instead. Breaks my heart.

>>10838658
You've got a problem with cheddar?

>>10838658
Cheese holds the egg together, basically.

>>10838671
>all that hipster bullshitting around and the cut looks like total shit
absolute kek

>>10838676
egg would hold egg together if they didn't use 1/4c butter per egg

>>10831618
kek

>>10829793
my farts would be nuclear after this


also, is this more of a lunch or dinner meal?

>>10833370
>no gloves
>watch still on
food safety/10

>>10838820
>india
>safety

>>10838828

>>10838741
True, true,so true. But making these shorter, had to cut that part out.
Also kek.

Squid on a stick

>>10828659
His facial expression really annoy me for some reason.

>>10830720
>>10838819
Good for a hot dinner with rice and the broth, or room temp the next day for lunch. Look for pork belly with a good, thick layer of fat, the slow / pressure cooking makes it like butter.

>>10838147
I want him to eat my fishy pussy :(

>>10836254
Not the guy you're quoting but do some research on how Prius batteries were made the past few years.

purge yolo # swag nigga u gay

the internet is so yesterday i can only cry for you people

>>10839172
>that wave

>>10838451
dat peanus butter lol

>>10830274
China has an extremely similar dish called Beggar's Chicken. The difference is that the chicken is fully prepared and heavily seasoned, then wrapped with lotus leaves before the mud-coat and roasting.

I've eaten it before, and can confirm it's very tender and aromatic with a wonderful earthy flavour.

>>10829967
if you are this autistic about every meal you can go fuck yourself

>>10839172
Mirror glaze cake can be good if it has some other flavor in it besides the white chocolate. A few months ago I had a mirror glaze cake that had honey in the glaze and a peanut butter mousse.

>>10832388
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY YOU DONT HEAR ME SAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>10839205
I'm playing Kingdom Hearts right now and this gave me a good chuckle.

>>10832367
>that fucking sear
Holy shit you might as well microwave it

>>10830491
what a fucking loser
i caught 2000+ monkfish in one sitting in runescape
keep up NERD

>>10838697
>crumbly cheese crumbling when cut shows a lack of skill

He executed the procedure perfectly with very little waste. Go watch some other videos of professional Parmesan cutters if the 'hipster' presentation bothers you that much, pseud.

>>10838303
Even if that were true, is it greater or equal than that experienced by animals? If not, then suffering has been reduced.

>>10828363
Epic effort webm anon.

>>10834801
>not searing the inside of the meat first before slapping on all the cheese and un trimmed asparagus
I hope when he grows up he learns how to actually cook

>>10837493
It's an unconvincing gimmick. He looks like an alien wearing a humanoid skin

>>10837799
Kenji Lopez Alt has a video for tortilla pizzas in a cast iron pan that looks way fucking better than this trite trash.

>>10839315
most of them are garbage

I require additional video examples of carbon based life forms ingesting nutrition.

>>10837659
why does every retarded food trend come from Australia? as if the milkshakes covered with frosting and shit weren't disgusting enough.

>>10838697
>every young attractive person who is passionate about something is a hipster
what a shitty meme

>>10839227
Pain is pain

>>10839456
And here comes the pain train!

>>10838658
Honestly that sandwich is probably tasty as fuck despite the bad cheese

>>10839455
But.. I thought every young person already refers to themselves as a hipster. Just on account of being young

>>10839481
What do you have against cheddar?

>>10838741
>use less butter meme
lol you would die seeing how much butter is used in french restaurants... FAT IS FLAVOR!! that's why real restaurant food almost always tastes better than home cooking

>>10830440
I wish she put some on her vagina and made me lick it like a dog

>>10830743

>>10839442
chinaman cheesecake

>>10838697
It's cut that way so you can see the cheese crystals and know it's legit.

>>10828659
friendly reminder that this guy is a cannibalistic pedophile

>>10833908
I don't like when people waste sushi

>>10835871
this has to be the s o y equivalent for women holy shit

>>10834025
I want to hug a seal

>>10834761
Why are they so shocked?
He just cut fish.

>>10839079
Why is he like this?

>>10839791
Do you not like avocado?

>>10839841
what's there to like about it? it barely has any taste.

Anyone who have the ones where Mexicans make some mixture shit with like ramen and Doritos?

they get me fucking weezing, and I need to show my gf, she didn't believe me when I put popcorn in my ramen

>>10839858
Um, that's pig fat Sweetie

>>10839858
Which one? Hell, let's just dump them all.

>>10839858

How Instant Ramen Became an Overnight Success
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asgpQP81ZqU

>>10839666
*taps table*

>>10831596
How the h*ck is that supposed to feel good for the chicken?

>>10839476
Next stop Baguette city

>>10840122
God, I want to hit that "guy" in the face so badly.

>>10839889
How is this guys stomach not exploding? I can barely get 3500cals after eating 2800cals until I was 24. This hurts to watch.

>>10840361
It's for the same reason you can't lift 700 pounds; training. The throat and stomach are muscles like any other, he trained his more than you did.

>>10840122
I hope this is a joke

>>10840340
>>10840377
Of course it's satire, are you guys that dense?

>>10828363
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>>10828375
>>10828397
>>10828411
>>10828423
>>10828427
>>10828431
>>10828438
Deermeatfordinner is great. Too bad I live in Arizona so I can't make 3/4 of the things he does videos about

>>10829793
>hongshaorou worse and more complicated edition
good job japs

>>10838697
bad bait kill yourself in real life

>>10838697
He did the bullshitting because it was an explanatory video. It takes practically no time at all.

>>10840451
>your mom

>>10838115
No, there's some minor variations but they are all the same. I have been to about 5 of them.

>>10840451
looks like a prolapse video

>>10839881
Filenames alone made me sensibly chuckle

>>10833196
If you shoot rabbit at the wrong time of year you run the risk of getting a terrible parasitic worm that can't be cooked out, a lot of wild food is seasonal and governed by rules most people don't understand and would be better off staying away from, but you do you and show those libtards how a real man eats.

>>10840122
thanks for the shitty recipe vegan jesus

>>10836997
Eating a meat pie isn't hipster if you're aussie

>>10833370
yeah, i'll have a sandwich and a lick of your palm. thanks pajeet.

>>10841154
What virus?