/ck/ - Food & Cooking

With his cooking I'm amazed this didn't happen sooner

You mean he had ANOTHER stroke. Guy has had more medical issues than anyone else I've known. Waiting for his heart to finally explode.

>>10836793
hopefully the next one will kill him

he is literally the epitome of an american manchild

>>10836803
Edgy. I bet people IRL love and respect you.

>>10836820
They don't, but in a world where Jack got married and had children and even got a little bit of fame I'm not sure this is real criticism.

>>10836793
>fat man eats junk food for internet shekels
>terrible diet and lifestyle catch up to him
yeah hopefully he hits the jackpot next

S

>>10836825
Imagine being so horrible at existing that you do worse than him.

>lost use of right arm
Absolutely BTFO. How will he ever recover?

>>10836847
i'm interested to see 1-arm jack cooking

>>10836838
Kind of apples to oranges since women's standards have shot through the roof and past Mars in the past couple decade, despite generally getting fatter and uglier and more unpleasant to be around.

>>10836861
>it's not that I'm failing, it's that they changed the rules
Whatever keeps you from offing yourself.

>>10836866
not him but shut up roastie

>>10836793
A little sad that his face isn't paralyzed to the point of being two-face and fucking up his speech patterns but genuinely I'm glad he is doing okay and will still be persevering with his shitty videos and shilling his terrible sauces this board wouldn't have as much content without him and he might be an awful person (choking his son, unironically advocating genocide) but he doesn't deserve to have his life ruined he isn't any worse than most of the anons that are on this site

>>10836873
>not him
Then why are you talking to me? Men let other men resolve their differences instead of jumping in to whiteknight for each other like queers. Did the single mommy who raised you tell you this behavior was OK? Fucking fag.

>>10836875
>isn't any worse than most of the anons that are on this site
Sure he is. Most anons don't make cringe tier cooking videos.

>>10836879
see here on 4chan anyone can reply to anyone. clearly you don't wait for someone to address you to start typing (otherwise you'd never post), so why should I? I guess basic logic like that doesn't occur to you because you're a fucking stupid roastie who replies to whoever she wants but doesn't want others to do the same. Go shove a chainsaw in your rotten cunt

>>10836891
Even the way you write indicates you were abandoned by daddy and raised poor. Protip: This isn't the part where you talk back. This is the part where you stop acting like a disgusting effeminate queer and correct your behavior. Be a good boy and do what daddy tells you.

>>10836838
But what I was saying was that there's no such thing as success within the parameters of the contemporary world. You didn't respond to me, you responded to something in your head.

>>10836899
>I'm just going to make up a bunch of shit about your life to distract from the fact that I'm objectively behaving like a retarded roastie

>>10836899
>This isn't the part where you talk back
Look in a mirror, cockholster.

>>10836910
Imagine the mental gymnastics you have to perform to arrive at the conclusion you arrived at.

>>10836899
cringe

This thread is full of fags

>>10836915
>not man enough to do the white thing and correct his effeminate behavior
>>10836916
>some other son of single mommy getting communally offended
>>10836920
>writes like a nigger
>>10836923
>having a 4chan folder after 2010

Why did I expect anything else on a board devoted to women's work?

>>10836793
who do you think will die first?
Jack or Sarah?
bets are open

>>10836879
This isn't fucking redddit bro nobody cares about that bullshit here it's all anonymous who is responding to who

>>10836917
That's called being human. You do know what it is like to have human intelligence, don't you? I hope you do.

>>10836926
do you believe that by emulating /pol/ (saing "fag" and "do the white thing) you can somehow make me act the way you want? do you assume that because I hate women I must be full on /pol/ and hate gays and nonwhites?

Well if that's what you think, you're wrong. Gays and nonwhites are actually pretty cool a lot of the time, unlike stupid roasties.

>>10836933
>This isn't fucking redddit bro
Then why are you posting from a phone? Get off MY site.
>>10836937
>i have to make up excuses for why i'm fail, therefore you're dumb
GG
>>10836938
Seriously, what's so hard about writing like a white person and doing what your superior tells you, Jamal? No wonder your family has been trapped in the poverty cycle.

>>10836899
>Tips fedora in enlightenment

>>10836879
>>10836899
>ugh why are you even talking to me
>pathetic social insults
100% roastie

>>10836926
As if the best chef's in the world haven't always been men

why so angery

>>10836927
Betting on Sarah she can closer to death and sounds like she is almost there but honestly that is a good question

>>10836847
How will he choke his son with only one hand now?

>>10836947
Wow I haven't cringed this hard in a long time! Roastie or just baiting, doesn't matter this is unbelievable cringe. Way to go

>>10836948
>DUDE ANACHRONISTIC MEMES AND CAT PICTURES LMAO XD
Hi, 2016 reddit refugee.
>>10836954
>another fag comes to play pile-on because daddy wasn't around to tell him that's gay and being gay isn't OK
>>10836956
Oh, wow. So you're saying a man can do women's work better than a woman but most have enough self respect to do something masculine instead? Really mind blowing facts you're dishing out here, Daquan.

>>10836947
I have to admit, it's entertaining watching you try to play this character you've dreamed up. The roastie who gets mad when you call her a roastie but otherwise seems to generally subscribe to /pol/ tier homophobia and racism.

>>10836964
This

>>10836962
Please, regurgitate another FotM newfag meme. I'm thinking of stating a cringe compilation.
>>10836964
>>10836966
>queers playing a grab ass game of pile-on

>>10836947
>>10836947
Because my computer is reformatting ATM
>Actually claiming 4chins to be your site
Obviously came from r/greentext as you don't even realize how pathetic that is to claim

>>10836947
You're dumb because you don't understand the first thing about society. That's why. I failed as an individual because my genetic makeup wasn't spewed out in an environment (socially) in which it would be found fit. It's basic science. It's not a value judgement because there is no such thing as universal values, but obviously my entity would wish it existed in a different environment. I will die alone without propagating. I accept this and understand why, but I do not have to be happy about it.

>>10836938
You should actually fuck off as well

>all those muh thoughts and prayers in the comments
christfags are fucking cringe
any god wouldn’t have given him a stroke in the first place, you think he’s suddenly going to protect and heal jack because of prayers

>>10836977
hey fuck you buddy

>>10836979
tips

>>10836963
>Cats are Reddit things
>4chan has never posted cats
You must be 18 years or older to browse this website

>>10836962
>!
Femme brain detected. Keep your emotional state to yourself, Sheila.
>>10836973
>nuh uh!
Great argument, post 2010 cancer.
>>10836976
>when a toddler brain tries to convince others she's got something figured out
>>10836980
LOL! ISN'T SOUTHPARK SO COOL AND EDGY!?
>>10836982
Here's a clue: Memes are reddit/facebook. If you're still participating in them in the current year, you belong on those sites, not here. You must use a non-mobile device to browse this website. Glad I could clear all of this up for your newfag ass.

>>10836976
>>10836980
Thank god you didn't procreate, you'd probably leave them like a typical nigger anyway

>>10836990
>I can't say "fuck you buddy" anymore because of south park

>>10836963
>most have enough self respect to do something masculine instead
What is more masculine then creating something? You sound like a soiboi that is a closet homosexual do you watch capeshit too because 'comics are for guys not girls' when in reality you want Chris Evan to fuck your boibutt rough

>>10836999
>greentexting a fact will make it seem less real

>>10836990
You okay bud? Having a tough time?

he looks pretty good considering his recent second stroke...
almost like it's a trick to get people to buy his sauces... hmm....

>>10837009
delet thread

>>10837006
>then
>no u!
>muh femme art house!
>writing out your gay fantasies and attributing them to others
Keep digging.

>>10836990
>he sits in his basement slumped over his “”””””””””””battlestation”””””””””””” next to his cum socks and piss jugs getting angry over mobile cellular devices.
I understand that you may think phone posters just make lazy, one sentence posts but newsflash, voice dictation is a thing now.
I can make a articulate two paragraph post in the time it takes you to churn out a few sentences on your marinara sauce-encrusted keyboard.

>>10836995
I did donate sperm to a business that has probably already sold it to an independent woman who will raise my child(ren) as a single mother by choice, BTW

>>10837024
>posting from an Apple device specifically made for fags and retards
>thinking 4chan belongs in public
>too much of a nigger to even write
You realize you're just winning the argument for me at this point, right? Time to face the fact that you don't belong on my site and you never will, low IQ femme brain.

>>10837006
>What is more masculine then creating something?
Dunno. Killing something to defend a loved one, maybe?

>>10837024
Nah, they reason I look down on phoneposters is because they compromise. They use a tiny child-size screen when they could have a proper monitor. They also tend to be distracted by their phone toy while they ought to be concentrating on other things.

Phoneposters are like the fast food of the internet. Widespread and shitty. Compromisers who fuck up everything they attempt because they try to do too much at once.

>>10837028
The cycle repeats itself. That kid will end up a half retarded queer too.

>>10837032
>killing only in self defense
Pussy.

>>10837024
>I can make a articulate two paragraph post
I suppose you could, but you haven't and won't.

>>10836990
>Using memes in current year
So what do you think people on this imageboard should be posting obviously you think food and cooking is womanly and not men's what do you think you are here for (other than more /You/s)
>You must use a non-mobile device to browse this website
The mobile version of the website has been around for almost a decade now I would ask where have you been but I already know the R/answer

>>10837024
>a articulate
Stop pretending you're not an idiot.

>>10837048
>The mobile version of the website has been around for almost a decade now
It panders to people who don't belong here to begin with. 97% of phoneposters would fail the mandatory IQ test to post. There's no version of this conversation where you win, outsider.

>>10837033
some people want to lie in bed or on the couch and browse without a computer, why don’t you faggots understand this?
you just jump to the conclusion that every phoneposter is sitting on a park bench giggling to themselves while they post on /v/
actually quite pathetic you’re getting so riled up over it, it’s time to move on with your life pal

>>10837064
>i just want to be a lazy nigger!
You can be a lazy nigger, just don't post on my site. We don't want you.

>>10837035
Maybe. But I doubt there's just one. Some of them will also be raised by lesbian couples, too. And the nature of society is changing every year, the government's will to fund the staus quo steadily wanes. Twenty years from now, any honestly sired offspring produced by you will simply unable to compete with the minorities that my progeny represent. Two hundred thousand years from now, my genes are more likely to retain a surviving line of heritage than yours.

I'm not trying to be a jerk. I'm just saying. Donate while you can.

>>10837061
>keeps mentioning IQ like it has an real world application anymore and hasn’t been dismissed as a largely flawed testing system
spotted the boomer faggot

>>10836793
>i've lost the use of my right arm
>everything good

>>10837067
>low iq niggers leave this site!
>studies show racists are lower iq
lmao nice outing yourself

>>10837072
WWIII is on its way. There's gonna be a purge.
>>10837076
>boomer
Oh, wow. ANOTHER FotM meme. You MUST be high IQ instead of dumb little kid (under the age of 25 means you're a child to real adults) who writes like a nigger.
>I'm not dumb! Your test is flawed!
Pathetic retard.

>>10837061
>mandatory IQ test
>4chan

>>10837081
luckily he has access to this elixir of life and his arm will soon be healed

>>10837088
>what's an outlier?
Imagine how disappointed your grandfather is at the way you turned out.
>>10837094
>willfully dense
>posts dead memes from a show for redditors

will he regain the use of his right arm eventually or is it done for the rest of his life? I don’t know how strokes work.

>>10837089
can you use a tripcode from now on so we can all know to fuck with you and rile you up in other threads?

>>10837064
>why don’t you faggots understand this?
Oh, we understand that people want to do that. But just because someone wants to do it doesn't mean it's a good idea or respectable.

>>sitting on a park bench giggling to themselves while they post on /v/
That's a pretty benign example. I tend to think they're doing it while holding up the line at the post office, being unaware that the clerk has said "ma'am" and "next" four times already. Or, at a stoplight while driving and the light has already changed. Or perhaps while walking around in the mall and bumping into people and things because they aren't paying attention.

Only 16 left in stock boys. Get them before they're gone!

>>10837105
>y-you're riled up, not the 12 people responding to you because they're angry
It must be fun pretending you're not completely impotent online like you are IRL.

>>10837112
answer the fucking question roastie

>>10837107
Phoneposters either do it at school (because they're little kids) or at work (because they're niggers).

>>10837089
>>10837101
>>10837067
>>10836990
imagine being this angry at nothing
also can you fuck off with your multi-reply posts?
nobody gives a half-fuck about your opinion, your garbage vitriol and posting style is even worse than the shit you’re complaining about.

>>10837115
Re-read that part about you pretending not to be impotent. You just proved it.
>>10837120
>can't form sentences
>can't form paragraphs
>not white
>doesn't belong here
>mad

>>10836899
Lol fuck off roastie

>>10837107
>posting on 4chan
>respectable
OK, I laughed

women using the internet was a mistake-the thread

>>10837104
the doctors said they expect a full recovery, it'll take some time but it should be usable again. maybe not the fine motor skills, but he'll be able to haul stuff with it

>>10837120
>also can you fuck off with your multi-reply posts?
Making it hard for you to read with your learning disability?
>>10837132
>phoneposters telling people who actually belong here to fuck off

xD

>>10836990
>being this mad on an anonymous Taiwanese cat wrestling forum

>>10837134
>poor illiterate people like me are OK though!

>lost use of his right arm
Please god let him bring back that foodjaks cook idea where he just reposts videos of his viewers cooking his recipes
We could take over jacks channel

>>10837144
>when you're too dumb to banter, say "U mad!" like that one meme featuring a nigger! be like the nigger, kids!

>>10836961
Kek>>10836979

>>10837150
>being this mad on a Chinese basket weaving image board

Wow! This thread seems to have attracted at least two, but probably three, incels. Be careful, guys. Try not to imagine that killing other people will somehow justify your broken existence.

>>10837159
>repeating yourself because my assessment was true
>>10837160
>!
>incels
>faggy tone
Femme brain.

>>10836793
He did not care for the body that is the temple of God

this thread is funny

>>10837167
>lack of self awareness
male incel

>>10837160
go back to facebook news articles, cunt

>>10837128
Underage: the post

So this is what happens when roasties are allowed to use the internet.

I made really old coffee and it has no caffeine or taste. this is really disappointing.

>>10837167
>people laughing at him for being an autist
>doubles down

>>10837167
Why are you still posting here if you’re surrounded by femme brains, niggers and illiterate retards that you hate so much?
Go find somewhere more enlightened with like-minded intellectuals.

>>10837171
>saying the femme brain thing again
>>10837173
>i know! i'll imply he's underage because what he said offended me enough to play pile-on like a fag!
Dumb phonetard.
>>10837176
>the guy without a 4chan folder is the autist, not me
>>10837181
I'm here to remind you of the mess you left when you went away.

>>10836793
How will be bomb the Palestinians now?

>>10836990
mad

>>10837189
Here's the (You) which you were too pathetic to earn IRL.

>>10837184
No, you're underage because you're using every buzzword you think makes you look like le epic oldfag. The fact that you're still trying to keep your attempt at trolling (read: getting (you)s) going for this long and replying to every comment only adds to my case. You're underage and if by some chance you are not and are legitimately angry right now, I suggest the noose.

>>10837198
>nuh uh!
Nope. It's what daddy told you, Linda. Good job finally writing like a white person though. I know it took sooo much effort to end those sentences with punctuation.

>>10837198
Mad: The Post

>>10837137
>maybe not the fine motor skills
I mean they were never that great to begin with

>>10837198
I can only imagine how thin and weak your wrists are.

>>10836803
bourdain yourself faggot, Jack is objectively /our guy/.

>>10837207
>>10837213
>>10837217
Samefag