/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10828983
This is my second favorite hot sauce. Much like Queen of Farts, this hot sauce packs a punch. The smell is almost overwhelming, it makes me choke every time I open the bottle. It has a very subtle vinegar profile balanced by the garlic and Secret ingredients

Unironically Cholula or Valentina.
Not too hot but have a nice flavour.

>>10829003
Cholula Chili Lime is very good. I've never had Valentina before, but I have seen it on here mant times. Their extra hot salsa Picante sounds good.

Memes aside, are OP's sauces any good?

>>10829009
>spicy ketchup
Could Secret Aardvark Trading Company sue Whataburger for copyright infringement?

>>10829023
They're better than good, they're great.

I've heard that this is the best hot sauce in America, but I haven't been able to find it since 2016.

Has anyone tried this?
I saw it on sale in the bargain bin at Walmart, but I was already buying another sauce so I didn't get it.

Fuck you all. Fuck this entire board. I added a bottle of Aardvark garlic sauce onto my prime now order just to get the free shipping and see how shitty your taste is. And you know what? It's fucking good. I'm so pissed off that this stupid fucking soyboy meme sauce is actually really fucking good. Go fuck yourselves.

>>10829082
I told you it was good.

>>10829095
You did and you weren't just being a fucking tard like the sechuan sauce and mcchicken people. Fuck you in particular. I'm gonna find your cat and paint it green.

>>10829107
You're welcome anon!
I can't wait, he'll be green just like Pepe :D

>>10829095
so goddamn fucking hot

>>10829117
Mix it with ranch dressing white boy.

>>10829121
I would.

>>10829117
Not as hot as this stuff

>>10829172
Wrong pic

Bought this a joke. turns out to be a good sauce. not really hot but nice flavor. really good with pizza.

I like mixing vark into my ketchup but pic related is my queen

>>10828983
Crystal is the best sauce for seafood and gator.
I like tapatio a lot though too. I'm always trying new sauces though I got a few in my kitchen

This is also pretty good and above most standard grocery store hot sauces. They over do it with the smokey flavor though imo

>>10829226
Can't go wrong with Drumpf

>>10829253
I like mixing 'chup in my 'chup
What did he mean by this?

>>10829284
When i went to Eastern Europe they always had sweet or hot versions of ketchup. The "hot" versions were like normal heinz here and the sweet was like tomato flavored candy.

Any way, vark is a pretty good condiment so fuck u

>>10829257
Fat Cat's Chairman Meow's Revenge Scorpion Pepper sauce is great, and it is very, very hot.
Fat Cat's Purry Purry sauce goes well on seafood, but it's fairly mild. It has a strong tastes peri-peri peppers flavor but you can also taste the other ingredients especially the ginger.

Can't fucking stand shit/ass/fart related pun names. Why the hell do I want to be reminded of shit when I'm eating? It's totally unappetizing.

But I digress because for me, it is Matouk's West Indian Flambeau Sauce, the very best hot sauce.

>devolves into a oneupmanship of who's obscure shit sauce is hottest.
thanks, Obama

Tobasco, but pic is a close second(red cap)

>>10829318
>Can't fucking stand shit/ass/fart related pun names. Why the hell do I want to be reminded of shit when I'm eating?
Matoot's Flamboyant Sauce looks like shit tho

>>10829346
Talk shit about based 'touk's one more time motherfucker. I dare you.

>>10828983
i get off on crying, the heat and mouth pain and burning, so pic related. it just tastes like hurting. accidentally got some on my eye yesterday morning
but for just flavor, Dave's Insanity Ghost Pepper, it's much less viscous, not nearly as spicy, and has this flavor of a fresh pepper, kind of a habanero that hasn't been washed

>>10829325
>this thread
>devolves
Kek
>>10829309
Sounds like Secret Aardvark Trading Company should expand into Eastern Europe to tap into the untapped market of soygoys like you.

>>10829426
Has anyone had this sauce? Looks right up my alley

Is Ass In Hell the new Sriracha?

>Can you remember the last time you let out a little gas and you felt it run down your leg? Well, it's that de-ja vu time again. That's right! After consuming this Wet Fart hot sauce, it might give you that warm, mushy, disgusting, stinking feeling in your pants again. So the next time you have to let out a little gas, ask yourself, Do I feel lucky? Is it going to be wet or dry? This hot sauce contains loads of cheese to help coin the phrase, Who cut the cheese? P.S. Use only as directed. P.S.S. Don't forget to wipe.

While this is clearly a shit-posting thread, this sauce is genuinely tasty as fuck while being quite spicy.

I tried an extract paste the other week and it was absolute trash. Tasted bad and I unironically was worried it was going to burn a hole in my stomach it gave me such stomach pain. It was only a tiny amount as well. I had a bit to drink a week and a half later and still had a painful stomach the next day, hopefully whatever it did has healed by now.

>>10829011
The regular Valentina is ok, but the "black label" one is very good. And it's like a giant jug for 99 cents.

>>10830069
>this is clearly a shit-posting thread
No it's not, moron.

packs heat and is actually tasty beneath the spice

>>10830083
needs more ass

>>10830083
Melinda's XXXX Hot is GOAT

>>10830087
Here you go

What's your fascination with asses? You some sort of faggot or something?

>>10830191
I'm just a hot sauce afficianado. Don't judge a book by its cover!

>>10829318

>>10830336
I want to hug him