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Is there an easier way to slice bread?

>> No.10825513

Try toasting the loaf first to make slicing easier

>> No.10825536

You need to use a sharp cheddar

>> No.10825550
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>> No.10825570

>>10825336
with your teeth

>> No.10826208

>>10825336
No, nothing is easy.

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>>10825550
>Is there an easier way to slice bread?
>chainsaw and boot

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>>10825336
>being so poor you cant afford basic kitchen equipment
if you don't have one of these, why even eat at all?

>> No.10826306

these machines are terrible unless you have big family that eats the loaf in 1-2 days.

>> No.10826387

>>10826227
i have one but never use it, does it still count?

>> No.10826390

>>10826227
>Being so numale that you need to use a machine to do what man has done for millennia
I bet your wife uses a machine to pleasure herself because you can't do that right either.

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>>10825513

>> No.10826433

>>10825336
soak the bread in water overnight

>> No.10826435

>>10826390
>He doesn't have an automatic toast cutter next to his automatic toast butterer
Poor!

>> No.10826550

>>10826390
>not recognizing sarcasm in a $5000 useless machine being basic kitchen equipment
next gen bait or just guitarded?

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>>10825336

>> No.10826598

>>10825336
Excuse me sir but is that original post you made right there loss Now hold on it might sound ridiculous but bare with me here. You see there's 4 panels let's count them 1 2 3 4 panels And you know what else has 4 panels That's right loss does But i'm not done yet you see in the first panel there is 1 object positioned slightly to the left. Should I even continue I guess I will as you still don't understand. I should clarify this is a level 5 loss meme so I don't expect you to understand it. Anyways in the second panel there are 2 objects next to each other with one being slightly below the other. In the 3rd panel another 2 objects are present right next to each other. Finally, there are, yet again, 2 objects which form an L shape. Everything looks like it's adding up thereforeit HAS to be loss You need to make it less obvious next time if you want it to be more funny.

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Is there an easier way to cure pink eye?

>> No.10826637

>>10826622
Still can't believe John talking him into this.
The absolute madman.

>> No.10826646

>>10826400
What the FUCK are you doing here Carlos get out!!

>> No.10826739

>>10826550
Imagine being this autistic...

>> No.10826788

>>10826435
>Poor!
No, it's just slavery is illegal for most people