/ck/ - Food & Cooking

ortolan

roasted babies in gold foil

>>10819814
Chateaubriand, baked alaska, and anything Newburg. Even tho all three are absolutely delicious.

>>10819857
ive eaten the 1st 2. but i hate lobster so i havent eaten the 3rd

>>10819814
Whats the most nigger food related shit you can think of?

>>10819923
Food stamps

>>10819923
A forty and some crack

>>10819923
buttered rice

>>10819923
stop stealing my thunder you fuckwad

but to answer your question, some sort of fried chicken product from mcdonalds, smoked ham hocks eaten by themselves, minute rice, kfc, malt liquor, and lots and lots of crack

>>10819923
KFC & Grape Soda

>>10819814
Lobster Thermidor

>>10819923
Rib tips in a bucket from Mr Gyros at Clark an Division, Chicago. Paid for with EBT and eaten a little at a time over three days. No refrigeration.

>>10819814
Boiled goose.

>>10819923
Koolaid pickled watermelon rinds and shrimp scampi from Red Lobster. A glass of whatever red wine the black chick likes from “empowered black lady series” on amazon prime that’s probably apothic red

Also you sound bitter

>>10819814
Coming from a German family, I was always skeptical of the calibre of taste and/or authenticity of "Inglehoffer Brand German Style Mustard".

My skepticism was haughtily dispelled today after I purchased a jar from a local grocery store, and tried it with some wiener schnitzel. Needless to say, it bears an uncanny resemblance to my Oma's homemade mustard! Oh sweet childhood nostalgia...

All for the thrifty price of $4.00!

Get yourself a jar of this stuff today... Packs a punch, for an affordable price! It has my seal of approval.

>>10819923
a 40 oz beer in a brown bag and a loose cig

Duck confit

You mean boomer? Probably anything non-vegan

>>10820185
stupid shitpost meme aside, this mustard is pretty good

>>10819923
Herpes

>>10819814
Rich people all love Inglehoffer Brand German Style Mustard, maybe there's a correlation between consuming this mustard and success?

>>10819814
His wife's lunch tab at the Country Club that has a $100 gratuity for Ramone.

>>10820202
>beer
malt liquor*

>>10819814
Beef Wellington

>>10819857
>baked alaska
fuck off back to /pol/

>>10820185
interesting...I'll have to try and find this at my local supermarket

>>10820906
Say you're in the market for a bottle of Hoffer, they'll know what you mean. Happy eating!

Gesundheit und Auf wiedersehen

>>10820202
>Cig
Def. a Newport Menthol.

>>10819923
Certainly not meatballs
They don't get good things in life
They can have malt liquor and fast food fried chicken

>>10819923
jenkem

>>10820900
huh?

>>10822681
Joke
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Your Head

Gray poupon

>>10819836
OP means white, not jewish

>>10822694
it was a terrible joke !

Chocolate cake

Grey goose with a couple of olives.


It's what my rich white grandfather drinks.

For food I'd say... Swordfish? Idk they eat a lot of fish.

Pickled capers

>>10819814
How old, and what kind of white? In general, I'd say lliver and onions - if murcan, calf liver dredged and fried with lightly caramelized onions - if french, foie gras with brandy onions or some such caramelized over a ridiculously long time - if german, leberwurst with pickled onions and mustard. True, it's generally peasant food, but even rich guys love some peasant food, and high quality liver can be expensive.

>>10822694
Explain joke, plox. I've avoided /b/ since around the election so I'm out of the loop on /pol/ shit.

pic is unrelated

>>10820900
>baked alaska
>/pol/
Isn't he Jewish, or at least Jew-affiliated?

>>10819814
caviar

>>10819814
veal parm

no one said Beef Wellington?

>>10822694
>I don't understand that joke
>"Hey it looks like you don't understand that joke!"
Nice one, retard.

>>10819836
That's a Jewish delicacy.

>>10820900
These people go from thread to thread searching for keywords and images that they feel associated with le alt lite. Then they wonder why blue boards are getting more racist and sexist. Honestly it's the alt left that's ruining this place with their thought policing and taking Nazi bait.

>>10826038
>it's the alt left that's ruining this place
Calm down Gladys, no one is coming for your cake recipes.

>>10826130
>Women and the elderly post on /pol/
They have gone mainstream.