/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10816472
where's the fucking meat

>>10816476
Upvote

>>10816476
>filename
good job anon

egg

>>10816490
Hey pedro you left a bottle in my drink

>>10816483
haha so quirky XDDD

>>10816490
>corona

>>10816490
i hate this fucking webm stop posting it you retards

>>10816516
Your post inspired me to make some OC.

>>10816501
how

>>10816483
Crazy eye man hands eats a menstrual pita? Post GOOD webms that are actually food related thx

>>10816622

>>10816604
i'm glad you little nigger

>>10816490
>20 kinds of sugar
no wonder mexicans are all fatasses

>>10816604
man that is a disgusting concoction

>>10816655
>t. whitey mcwhitebread

>>10816476
> Try to to rob the Surly King of the Egg Fortress
> He pulls out his prototype egg cannon, the Egginator

>>10816476
How does he get out of the handicap without clowning the customers?

>>10816678
don't cross the memes anon, very dangerous... never cross the memes

>>10816660
That's unacceptable

>>10816660
>latinos don’t do basic snacks!
>a bag of doritos filled with sugar sauces

>>10816472
thought it was ja/ck/ from the thumbnail
dissapointing

>>10816702
Don't worry anon, there's plenty of Jack to go around.

>>10816710
AIDS omelet

>>10816490
why not just drink beer like a normal person? A mexican dude told me that stuff is good for hangovers.
I fail to see how, also if I have a hangover I'd rather not spend the rest of the day in the bathroom cause i got the shits

>>10816660
is that supposed to look good?

>>10816660
is this parody or serious

Every webm thread needs Mark Wiens

>>10816757
good god that is a lot of fucking soy sauce

>>10816728
be careful with that knife old wench

>>10816781
god help us all

>>10816781
Dude's got murderer eyes

>>10816472
What a waste I thought its going to be sausage and peppers sammich.

>>10816660
what the fuck is this trash

>>10816781
Wiens-posting should be bannable and probably illegal

>>10816476
Step aside little fuccboi

>>10816878
what is the use for a king without an egg fort?

>>10816472
Don't worry about using a trashcan just throw shit everywhere

>>10816476
How out no break egg?

>>10816476
exit how egg

>>10816472

>>10816710
Is he OK after his most recent stroke? Did god really heal him?

>>10816757
That looks fuckin' nasty.

>>10816829
>>10816834
>>10816863

This may be his best face yet

>>10817008

>>10817102
just like my grandpa with alzheimer

>>10816735
I wanna put that in my mouth.

>>10817052
What a psycho.

Does anyone have the source of this wbm?

>>10816660
WOW! Latino food sure is better than da whitey food

>>10817236
>that'll be $370 not including tip

>>10816774
Serious. Those aren't even the most outrageous ones.

>>10817236
Try searching TOP TEN MOST SATISFYING CAKE DECORATION VIDEOS on Youtube you sad fuck

>>10817382
T-thanks, you too m80

>>10817236
most of these look like shit

>>10816781
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>10816728
I thought everyone knew how to use a knife but nope, not this dumbass bitch

>>10816692
since Jack is dying maybe it's time for featureman to step up to the plate as /ourguy/

>>10816781
Look everyone! See how happy I am! I'm such a foodie! See my extreme happiness!

>>10817534
>implying jack won't continue to live for thirty more decades just making even more retarded dishes

>>10816622
found the fat chick

>>10816728

>>10816486
based filename poster is based

>>10816639
is she blind?

>>10817647
Jesus fucking Christ.
I'm just Summerjobbing at a fishmonger's but even I could do that several times more efficiently with a regular knife.

>>10817647
I hate these fucking creatures

>>10816955
i hate jack. why cant he take a normal sized bite? why does he stare into the camera like that? why does he always nod and give a goofy smile when he bites into his garbage concoction?

>>10817008
oh god this is the second webm ive seen of this guy and I never want to see another one again

>>10816955
Thumbnail looks like a sandwich glory hole

>>10817102
How does the robot leave the kitchen with out killing all humans?

>>10816490
At least it looks pretty.

>>10817534
Except Featureman is actually bro tier as fuck. Jack is just an annoying trashy trainwreck.

>>10817710
I guess it's for when you've got no surface to work on? I can't think of why else you wouldn't just use a hand held knife.

>>10816660
Is that cum sauce?

>>10816902
What is the use of a king, without an egg palace?

>>10816878
>that little head shake he does at :17

>>10816757
Akihabara is a fucking trash heap. Only place in Japan where I'd send a 3rd bomb.

>>10817008
Thailand: Become Human

>>10816660
>there are people that watch this and still want open boarders

>>10817886
Just put them out of their fucking misery, fucking hell

>>10817109
reddit

>>10816901
Imagine how it tastes coming out.

>>10818432
>i can't articulate any opinions of my own so everything is reddit

>>10816478
The moment you elevate from that stage is the moment you might actually start to appreciate good food but i guess for an Amerifat there's just not hope.

>>10816730
I like to drink a spicy V8 for a hangover. Seems to help a bit. Maybe the beer is for that "hair of the dog" shit.

>>10817886
lady is wearing a hair net while washing dishes in shit water. holy shit

>>10817730
BIG
BOY
BITES

>>10816710
I can't believe he actually challenged fucking Ramsey with this disgusting looking crap.

>>10816483
>I can't cook, have a plain face and don't wear any make up and have bony, veiny hands

>>10818532
Atleast her eyes are nice, not some subhuman brown turd-droplets.

>>10816901
ayy lmao

>>10818441
>my posting style is reddit personified but i get butthurt when people point it out :(((

>>10816901
she must have died after this

>>10816730
Tomato juice and citrus is going to give you the shits?

They taste good, dude, that's why people drink em.

>>10818503
infinite sandwich drawer but you can't eat a single one cus your coworker keeps stealing them from u

>>10818641
it's like a punishment from greek mythology

>>10816878
I love his one handed technique, and how he just throws the knife down.

>>10816728
with that "knife", one would assume that she's so old because she has been making that one meal for 40 years

>>10816728
Why the fuck would you ever do it like this? Just seems so unintuitive, stupid, and dangerous.

>>10818813
harvard "education"

>>10816476
how egg?

>>10818842
egg how?

>>10818865
I was expecting a lot of eggs to be thrown at any point in this webm.

>>10816728
Nice depth on the squat I'm mirin

>>10816752
I would drink these women's muff juice and worship their feet.

>>10818980
Dumplings where made from fetuses.... Still want?

>>10817236
Everything looks so tacky like out of a 60's recipe book.

>>10816803
fucking hell

>>10816728
she must have arthritis

>>10816735
not a real recipe

>>10816901
I would consider my life complete if I were able to fly to Japan watch her eat a massive meal. I would then watch her poop and I would wipe her ass and clean her up before making passionate love to her.

>>10819001

>>10819356
you're not the first. people have literally gone to secret auctions for her shit, but you'd need some connections to attend

>>10816660
>implying mexiniggers are latinos

>>10819327
It has to be real, I saw it on bingbong with dingdong!

>>10818817
>>10818813
I mean, it did work in the end.

>>10817704

If she were blind she wouldn't be able to look directly at the camera.

>>10816604

>>10816660

We need more of these in America.

>>10816472
I hope he killed himself after he made that

>>10819705
absolutely disgusting

>>10817699
based based filename poster is based poster is based

>>10819720
Don't be a racist.

>>10819705
Corn covered in white house paint and wood chips? No we don't

>>10819416
Your knowledge of this intrigues me.

>>10819855
want to learn more about it?
well, I cannot blame for you for this >:D

>>10816476
>>10816878
Every time I see these webms it makes me wanna make egg sandwiches.

>>10819726
dont you think that. That is a little too much? its fucking overkill!

>>10819966
No such thing.

Want to ruin your day, /ck/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy_HQwwnIVc

No wonder mexicans have to drown everything in hot sauce. They can't taste anything because their taste buds are destroyed from all the salt and sugar they dump into their "food"

>>10819999
looks pretty good, would eat

>>10820023
Take that back, anon.
>Premade crepe
>shit tier ham-substance
>garbage tier cheese flakes
>uncovered egg yolk
>can't pour batter for shit
>massive fucking container instead of small manageable one
>heat way too fucking high, so it doesn't poured crepes properly
>still somehow undercooks the ham substance

Compared to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKSCKmqlXvI

>>10819620
and you're just as stupid

>>10820098

>>10820225
phew, it ended before he started to fuck it.

>>10818449
Enjoy living life like a holocaust survivor you faggot..

>>10819664
what if she was though?

>>10816639
>tfw she looks you in the eye as she sticks it in

>>10817534
I second this motion.
He's clearly just a regular old guy eating old single guy food.
He's not some incel faggot BTW. Pretty sure he's been divorced multiple times.

>>10817763
Jack causes such a guttural response. He is less than a human. Featureman is an everyman however. A true connoisseur of cuisine and life

>>10816472
I don't have any webms but enjoy this cute and delightful picture of the Inglehoffer Brand German Style Mustard mascot, Herr Hans von Inglehoffer. Isn't he just so cute!??

>>10816660
the worst part is that fucking pickled pork rind, that shit is rancid

>>10816472
>a salad sandwich

>>10816472
why'd he cut the tip off the bread?

>>10820833
the customer was jewish

>>10816757
I've been living in Japan for 6 years and I still get so fucking angry when they drown everything in sauce

>>10820879
B-but Japanese people are so meticulous and precise!!!

>>10820890
traditional Japanese is pretty good, but the moment they make a "western" dish it's fucking trash

>>10820847
>cuts off the forecrust

>>10817052
>>10817008
>>10816781

>>10820988

>>10816476
But how?

>>10817886
Place got shut down not long after

>>10819991
What the fuck? This dish doesn't have a name that can be pronounced by the human tongue, does it?

>>10821133
>"dog shit" can't be pronounced by the human tongue
what did he mean by this?

>>10816655
I mean, it's essentially a Bloody Mary, just with cheap beer instead of vodka.

>>10818532
>don't wear any make up
is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>>10819705
Build a wall.

>>10816660
If somebody handed me that over the counter I would go white people on them

>>10821237
You would tip generously for that shit?

>>10821237
>i would tell them no thank you
Why not go full dindu? Seems like a better response.

>>10816781
wtf

>>10816781
That guy has fucking issues what is wrong with his eyes

>>10821241
>>10821242
*click clack*

>>10817743

they make it solve a Captcha

>>10820225

is he going to sear it again? if so I kind of like that

>>10821045

looks like hes slurping up rank diarrhea and having a good time doing it.

>>10816483
Is that a dude? That's a dude isn't it?

>>10816639
Why does everyone keep posting this tranny?

>>10821252
>>10821250

>>10821292
>yfw you stick it in her bloated corpse and she farts

>>10817886
That's disgusting but I bet because they live in such shitty conditions they probably have crazy good immune systems. Nothing gets them sick. I'm guessing.

>>10818865

>>10821315
Why are those animes wearing a sailors uniform?

>>10821326
it because they is animes

>>10816781
he looks like a skeleton that draped flesh over himself

>>10816472
Here is the full video, definitely recommend watching:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOQGu42reWE
I'm just in fucking love with that sandwich, it looks so fucking delicious. Even if Sicily is a 30 hour drive from where I live, I'm almost ready to do it just for that sandwich alone.

>>10821362
What's wrong with her eyes?

>>10821368
Sincerity is a foreign concept to them.

>>10818813
What is she trying to blend? Cheese? I can't really make out what it is.

>>10821362
i'd love nothing to do with this woman but fuck her in mad wild ecstatic passion, then i'd maybe take her friend out on a date and fuck her too.

>>10821362
>trying to squeeze the most out of her A cup.
Thots, not even once.

>>10821368
She took the recessive psychotic genes instead of her sister.

>>10818865
That isn't even the correct way to use them. Weeaboos need to go

>>10816490
really now /ck/ made me hate Mexicans. Why do they shove so much stuff into their foods and drinks that don't necessarily fit with each other. It looks fucking retarded

>>10821368
They're not tearing up from deepthroating my wang. That's what's wrong with them.

>>10821145
Well >>10818532 is a roastie. You wouldn't understand

>>10818814
Now thasa worrier

>>10821404
You couldn't even tickle her tonsils.

>>10821489
Sounds like a wager to me, anon.

>>10821437
A "roastie" (for lurking tourists this is a euphemism for a woman based on the naive idea that oversexed vaginas have uniformally distinct labia) would be able to see that she is very definitely wearing makeup

>>10821280
No, she's biologically female.
Name is Anna Speckhart. She a quite successful model.

>>10821362

>peels banana by the stem

>>10820423
The GEOMETTIC American snack plate.
I cannot stand the fucking pretenciousness of it. It's probably $20 for that alone plus tip.

>>10818449
its literally a salad sandwich, dont pretend like thats not gonna be awful

>>10821492
t.roastie with an ugly roast beef vag, probably undersexed because what man would want that?

>>10818439
At least these videos are self-aware of how terrible what they're making is.

>>10821599
Salad sandwiches are some of the best things ever, you boring sod.

>>10817860
If you have no surface to work on, where would you put the retardknife?

>>10816752
>ywn explode your juicy flavor in her mouth

>>10821308
There is a reason why the country smells like shit.

>>10816781
his weirdest face yet lel

>>10821648
The dirt floor, blindo.

>>10816955
I like the final shove he gives it to get as much food as possible into his mouth. Then it takes him 30 seconds before he can start talking again

>>10818248
you're a funny guy anon

>>10817008
>>10817052

I seriously want to know what face mark makes when he cums in his wife's garbage pussy

>>10818814
I wish I were this manly

>>10819589
the only objection with this I have is babish's profession is video editing, not cooker, so that's not his life's work

>>10819705
>and here come the chips
elote is great why fuck with it

>>10816472
this fucking triggered me for someone that eat bread daily

>>10821618
i tried to imitate the way they do their omelet when i was bored, managed to get something similar on my 4-5 try.
it's nice and i love cooking eggs in various way but man,
everytime some dude record a jap cooking that recipe like that webm they sounds like it's the best dish of their life when it's basically cooked rice with omelet, i don't get it.

>>10821791
weebs are weird man, that's all there is to it

>>10816878
That nigga alpha as fuck

>>10821315
Anime is dumb.

>>10821566
Is $20 a plate a lot where you come from?

>>10819327
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timballo

>>10821304
Oh fuck yeah man

>>10816472
>no texture

>>10817886
DESIGNATED
CLEANING
STREET

>>10821878
Wa-la

>>10816476
Based

>>10820256
That is precisely what I was waiting for

>>10822064
you mean hoping for

>>10818814
I love how he just casually offers it to the watcher after splitting it. This guy is awesome.

>>10816798
It's like if you were trying to do some sort of sauce coating like with chicken wings. But jesus, that pork looks like it was in the fryer for 30 seconds; all pale and flaccid and obviously not crispy at all. What's the point?

>>10816472
what a heap of shit. also old boomer shitter literally hacked one quarter of lemon peel onto his turd sandwich. I wouldn't even touch that trash for free.

>>10821612
>well done
>average 2 videos a day
>average ~400 views/video
>been at it for over a year
How does this channel exist with those production values?

>>10817008
I don't know why I decided to make this image

>>10822243
God, he's fucking terrifying. The poor people who get this as the last thing they ever see.

>>10822243
God it looks like a bad morph

>>10822270
This has to be an act. No man can be this incompetent.

>>10822317
Fucking millennials can't do anything right.

>>10822243
That squid does look delicious though.

>>10822317
It's not hard for me to imagine, after all he is an obese, Diabetic double-digit IQ retard that had a stroke years ago and another one recently.

why does he always look like he hasn't murdered enough people today

>>10822330
>millennials

>>10816710
WA LA

>>10818505
I'd unironically like to see that, actually.

>>10822401
Reminder

>>10816660
>spic buzzfeed

>>10821250
So how do you actually eat that? Pick it apart with chopsticks?

>>10822679
I can't wait for him to return and talk all fucked up like dick clark

>>10819300
They should do that with cocoa

>>10821326
They're huge Donald Duck fans.

>>10816752
Isn't that the movie where the woman makes dumplings out of human fetuses?

>>10816490
Sigh... fucking mexicans..

>>10816660
We just add more toppings holmes like a little kid would do.

Viva la raza!

>>10822802
ok, this is epic

>>10822808
No it stupid and childish just like the mexicant people.

>>10821373

it's cheese that she dehydrated so she could make a powder for her homemade cheetos. it worked after a lil bit.

>>10822802
and someone pay to eat that shit?

>>10816650
>he thinks tajin and chamoy are sweet
why do you bother commenting when you don't even know what you're talking about?

>>10817704
>>10819664
>>10820405
>>10820486
>she

>>10822772
No, that's Bao.

>>10818215
indian for yes

>>10822794
>>10822802
>>10822819

Has anyone ever actually tried this shit and can you tell me what they hell half of that stuff is.

>>10817052
Those weird little claw hands.

>>10820074
i'd eat that too

>>10823368
looks like chips and corn with a bunch of cheese and sour cream

milk

>>10818439
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>>10821351
I agree it looks really good and refreshing. I'm surprised that most anons unanimously seem to dislike it apparently.

>>10823529
Anyone complaining haven’t seen the full video, or dislike great tasting food consisting of high quality ingredients. That’s an objectively amazing sandwich.

>>10823496
Those are fucking amazing tits.

Is Gordon Ramsey actually a good cook?

>>10821045
I want to murder this person.

>>10823704
At French and British he's amazing. He's pretty good at Italian too. Beyond that? Very hit or miss.

I can't fault his background and technique, but they appear limited to the above styles of cooking. If you watch his shows involving, say, any kind of Asian cookery, American BBQ, Spanish, Greek, etc, he's out of his element and keeps trying to use French techniques where they traditionally aren't used.

>>10820892
Lived in Japan for nine years. Gaijin always get 2nd class respect and treatment. You can live there for 40 years, and you still will died as a Gaijin...

>>10823855
That is a natural reaction to Mark "Uncanny Valley" Wiens

>>10823496
Salsa?

>>10822674
Wa La in Tagalog (Philippine) means None Or No.

>>10823921
>Outsiders in one of the most homogeneous societies in the world are treated like outsiders
Yeah, no shit Mr buttblasted ESL

>>10816472
fucking amazing

>>10823906
Is his critique of other stuff than french and British food good? Or is that out of his element?

>>10821326
i swear people who made School uniforms for girls with skirts were low-key paedophiles

>>10823993
I don't know enough to say.

I will say that's hes far from perfect though. I saw him bitch about shark fin soup in one program. He tasted it and talked about how it didn't taste of much, whereas anyone with even basic familarity of Chinese food knows that the point of that dish is the texture, not the flavor. Now maybe he was conveniently ignoring the texture part in order to make an ethical statement, but for a chef of his caliber to be unaware of the texture element is a major red flag to me.

I've made a lot of his Asian dishes, and while most of them tasted good they also were very different from what the original dishes were supposed to be. I imagine if the situation was reversed and I served Ramsay a well-prepared and good tasting but not traditional style Wellington or Coq Au Vin he'd probably rip off my head and neck-fuck me.

>>10817647
>gutting a fish that way

fuck it's like they've never even tried to improve

pooperpower 2020

>>10824087
Oh, and if you happen to be asking about his "critiques" in the context of his drama shows like Hell's Kitchen? I'm sure that's 90% hyperbole for the cameras and 10% actual criticism.

>>10824132
at least his critique on french and British food is good, right?

>>10820879
>I've been living in Japan for 6 years and I still get so fucking angry when they drown everything in sauce


i like how everyone in that kitchen is a fat jap too

they dishonor their food heritage

>>10817292
>6 full sized cakes, 9 dessert serving sized tarts, a giant platter of cookies, and a platter of eclairs all made by a detail-oriented higher end pastry chef
>370 bucks
Listen Cletus, it's mostly your "momma"'s fault for drinking while pregnant that 375 is the highest number you know, but that would not be an unreasonable price for all of the items shown in the webm.

>>10823993
you don't have to know how to make it to know if it tastes good or not.

>>10816901
I want to see her tummee

>>10824087
just because he disagrees with a consensus doesn't mean he's unaware of it you dingus.

think of any western dish that 'doesn't taste of much'. is it good just because it has an appealing or unusual texture? not really.

>>10816490
>stuff on rim
>drank with straw
>bottle makes it unviable to drink from rim

>>10824196
So, yes?

>>10824226
do people actually butter the other side of the grilled cheese once it’s in the pan?

>>10816472
lmao look at all the triggered meat faggots

>>10824405
He does put meat in it later

>>10824361
Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip.

The
Licious

>>10816878

>when he throws down those pats of butter and just dredges the bread in it

>>10816878
it was perfect until he threw that trash right before closing the sandwich

>>10816483
Sauce?

>>10824558
based burnt meat

>>10816660
God i hate Mexican cuiside. The worst part is that they try to sell that other latino countries eat gastric garbage like they do

For the love of god america, stop buying their shit