/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10814161
>get rid of volcano sauce
>replace with shit diablo sauce

IT'S NOT THE SAME YOU HACKS

>>10814166
Diablo sauce isnt even in the same realm as volcano sauce.

RIP in peace, Domino's Double Melt.

I want volcano sauce now ;_;

I still miss when ciabatta buns were all the rage.

>>10814281
the only thing they ever made that was good

I miss the daredevil grillers

>>10814166
Diablo sauce is ass I hate it

Back in the mid 2000s when everyone was chugging energy drinks like they were regular old soda, there were tons of energy sodas that hit the market, but this one was really the only one that didn't taste like baby medicine. Too bad Coke decided to buy insane stock in Monster after 5 years and abandoned Vault entirely. Now if I want to drink an energy drink that doesn't have the aesthetic of a 40 year old red neck who buys tickets to nitro circus and is very loud about hating women and gay people, I have to buy 2 cans of redbull just to make up the volume difference.

>>10814434
>>10814186
>>10814166
Try 'vark sauce. It's basically a sweeter and milder volcano sauce

>>10814549
Can this meme about glorified spaghettio sauce die already

>>10814555
We've only just begun.

>>10814549
why would I want it to be sweeter or milder? Why would I want to downgrade the heat?

>>10814549
Bought it, waste of money since it wasn't anything special.

Volcano sauce was a godsend.

>>10814166
I love the taste of Diablo sauce.

>>10814575
Why do you want to literally burn your taste buds off when you could enjoy the flavor of habanero instead? Why WOULDN'T you want it to be sweet?
>>10814580
>Bought it, waste of money since it wasn't anything special.
If it "wasn't anything special" then why did you buy it, moron? Thanks for supporting them though. Volcano sauce was discontinued for a good reason, it was way to hot and bitter. It should have been milder and sweeter.

>>10814161
God damn it, I will forever miss the Volcano menu and sauce, I know I wasn't the only fat fuck who ordered 4-5 soft tacos and 3 cups of this liquid-crack.

Will we ever get pic related back though?
Or is it truly in food heaven?

>>10814265
It was only good when it first came out, every time I had it after, the bread was far too greasy.
>>10814281
Pure goodness. It came back once and then disappeared. Presumed in food heaven.

>>10814161

>>10814826
they acted like they were gonna do a mc rib style bringing it back every so often but then never did.
i bought 5 of them once and ate every single one of them i felt disgusting after that proably around 10k calories.

Never forget.

>>10814845
Huh?

>>10814654
Call us back when hair grows on your balls son

>no one is posting halal food

>>10815073
I get my whole body waxed for a reason

>>10814281
ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG

>>10815082
you admit that publicly? fag

I loved this burger, truly a taste sensation for meat lovers

>>10814575
It wasn't even spicy

>>10815159
yeah so why would I want to make it worse

>>10815095
I'm not gay I'm pansexual

>>10814678
You shouldn't have posted that pic, I use to stop at mcdonalds four times a week when they had that and I never regretted it. Now it's gone, now the spicy nuggets at wendys are gone, and now I can't remember the last time I stopped at either place.
On an unrelated note, google is making me solve 16 captchas in a row to post this shit, and it makes me yearn for the old captcha.

>>10815288
Which is another term for being too much of a pussy to come out of the closet

>>10815288
Jesus this gets worse every second

It'll come back someday, right?

>>10815428
>>10815408
What I do with my body is NONE of your business actually. If volcano sauce fans are this bigoted and close-minded than I'm glad it's gone and I'm going to write Taco Bell and tell them my doctor said that volcano sauce gave my son IBS so that they never ever bring it back.

>>10814826
>younowrealizetheyrealldead.jpg

>>10815497
Oh ok it's a troll post nvm you almost had me

>>10814543
Vault was nectar no doubt. Honestly all citrus energy drinks are pretty great.

>>10814543
Only faggots drink energy drinks. Lmao. How unhealthy are you?

>oh nooo I have to buy 2 red bulls to make up the volume

Or you could just, you know, have a glass of water with some freshly squeezed lemon juice in if you want s nice little freshener. Fucking faggot

>>10814427
you seem to be forgetting about the chicken.

>>10816812
caffeine

>>10816812
I work 14 hour days well into the night and have for a very long time. Fuck you if you think I'm going to drink some faggy lemon water and pretend like it's detoxing my body or some retarded avocado wolfe bs.

>>10814281
What about the QUADRUPLE down?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFCr-lsuKuM

The first time I had it I was in love, only to remember it was a promotional item and would go away after a month or two.

>>10814161
The Bell Beefer

>>10814654
Are you actually fucking retarded? How am I going to know if I don't like it without trying it first? Not only that, now because of your gay post I'm going to actively tell other people it's shit so they lose money.

>>10818338
>I'm going to actively tell other people it's shit so they lose money.
It's a good thing people don't take culinary advice from autistic NEETs then.

>>10814543
vault is sorely missed, but you wouldn't be

>>10814161
>2 volcano burritos, no rice, and a side of lava sauce please.
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

>>10818376
>no rice

>>10815511
>some fag posts "hurr durr im pansexual"
>almost had me bro good bait xD

If you haven't figured out this is bait by now you should go back >>>/r/eddit

>>10818347
That's a lot of dumb words you could have just used 3 to say instead

"Yes I am"

>>10818382
>leaving the flavor succubus in to suck the spice away from your taste buds
pleb

>>10818410
Cuck

One day it'll return

>>10814161
them getting rid of volcano sauce upset me so much psychologically i couldn't even go there for a solid year afterward

first food item i genuinely was upset about

I used to get a volcano taco and a soft chicken taco and poor the insides of the volcano taco into the chicken taco and wrap the whole thing up and eat it

>>10815480
>Try one of those
>Fucking rice and sour cream ruined the whole thing

>>10819901
From what I remember those things sucked and didn't have much substance.
What they need to bring back is these things.

>>10814678
We serve jalapeño oubles in my area. Regular thing on the menu

Mtn Dew Sangrita Blast.

And, at least in my state, Livewire.

>>10820005
this

>>10814161
INGLEHOFFER THE CONDIMENT OF GODS

the stacker
so good
so calorie dense

>>10820559
What is wrong with this inglehoffer spamming person. Do you own it or something?

>>10815016
Still exists
>>10815103
Cinnamon twists are for plebs

>>10818173
this was so under rated and I miss it pretty bad

It was a nasty fuckin wet sloppy mess but goddamnit I loved that slop

>>10815511
forreal that was incredibly obvious from the start

I don’t know what they did, but they ruined it

>>10821633
You are, and will forever be, my nigga.

>>10815288
Cast iron or non stick?

I loved these things.

These cant all be loss leaders, can they? Especially taco bells stuff, it cant be that much more expensive to create. Marketing demands that there be a constand stream of new products, but why do some of the more popular ones not stick around?

>>10814161
:(

>>10814161
I ate these things so often back then. I was hooked with the first bite and have tried replicating the honey ever since.

>>10822787
I notice whenever I post something the thread I'm in dies off.

>>10822923
Take a hint and fuck off then.

>>10822923
Not this time. Not this time.

>>10822963
Don't remind me of these anon. It still hurts.

>>10822787
Try Secret Aardvark. The Best Hot Sauce.

>>10822973
If I could have one wish in the world, it would be for you and all future Aardvark posters to drown in your shitty sauce.

Bring is back again

>>10815480
The amount of autism this specific food item has surrounding it on social media is insane.

I was fucking ecstatic when they brought back the Naked Chicken, hopefully this gets a return one day.

>>10814161
Does "the hurt" come with extra emotional pain?

>>10823208
when you realize that taco bell is better than 'muh authentic' mexican food

>>10823208
No it comes with Secret Aardvark Habanero hot sauce

>>10823199
i hope not because i will end up getting one every fucking day after work again

>>10814161

>>10822764
holy FUCK this brings me back

i used to eat these things for breakfast like 2 days a week

dannon sprinkl'ins anyone?

I miss it. It was my favorite pancreatic punisher. All that's left are the extremely shitty cinnamon twists.

getting nostalgic over a fast food sandwich makes me feel like a fucking retard at the height of american consumerism.
that being said, the 4 alarm chicken sandwich was the single best fast food sandwich I've ever had

>>10814639
Last time I had it, it tasted weird. Maybe it was spoiled, but what are the chances? It was like an almost ash tray flavor.

>>10814543
fucking hell, I now remember vault

>>10814193

wow i thought i was the only one who ever ordered these. they were only a thing for like a year or two. they were crazy good though.

>>10814654
>habanero
>flavor

No, they are not the same thing as Reese's Minis, fuck you.

>>10814166
Diablo sauce isn't even as hot as the Fire sauce, it's bullshit.

>>10820087
Fuck these were so good, easily the best Taco Bell item ever. Especially the habanero one.

>>10823177
Pretty sure the McRib surpasses it

>>10823214
It's all bullshit pretentiousness anyway, I personally know plenty of Mexicans that like cheap mexican fast food. It's like that video where it shows a family of asians at PF Chang's and the 20-somethings are all scoffing at it while their grandparents are like "mmm, this is really good!"

>>10814161
It’s actually probably in hell do to the nature of its spice

>>10819901
I shouldn't have seen this. Heartbreaking.

>>10824715
>diablo sauce comes out
>get a fuck load of it
>think it is going to be amazing
>dip quesadilla in it
>erm that was weird
>assume it is just because the quesadilla
>try it on a taco
>same shit
>go and compare it to fire
>fire is actually more flavor and hotter sauce

simpsons product placement always worked for me

>>10814281
>In the arms of an angel starts playing as a dog weeps in the background.

hopefully pic related makes a come back. hell poptarts have a ton of shit flavors. they should bring back the best.
>>10814193
>>10824510
>they were crazy good though
this is the truth, it may be the best pizza ever

>>10814161
It may have just been popcorn Chicken but you combine that with all of McDonald's Sauces and this was a good time indeed.

By far the best fastfood fish sandwich I've ever had

>>10821633
this thing gave me food poisoning, i think its because as soon as i tried to eat it all the shit fell out and i essentially had to like it off the wrapper.

>>10825049
Nice blog, queer

>>10814543
>Vault
oh the memories

>>10814161
This bad boy right here is missed.
>order a jalapeno thick burger
>they gave me this instead
>eat it
>wtf im in love now
hope they bring it back soon

I can't be the only one that misses these, right?

For me Pizza Hut went from 9/10 to 6/10 in the space of one year for getting rid of all of this

Also this >>10815480

>>10825005
Man I totally forgot about these

>>10825134
It's already back, you faggot.

>>10815480
>tfw I live where they're test marketing it so I can get one whenever

>>10814543
You sound like a fucking pussy but Vault is really good, keep fighting the good fight brother.

HH

The ghost pepper griller was fucking amazing. It wasn't hot like I expected, but it was still fantastic, and an amazing deal for 99 cents. F

>>10814166
No, it's not. Volcano sauce has a lot more flavor to it. Diablo just tastes like lime and burning. Hotter, sure, but less flavor to it.

funnel keks

>>10819901
The lads and I used to unironically call this the illuminati nacho and the drive thru people just went with it

>>10817672
>I work 14 hour days well into the night
lmao no you don't

>>10825423
Not who you're responding to but why do you have to lie? Got my hopes up.

These were fucking great, what were they thinking getting rid of them?

>>10814161
F

>>10815073
You're not supposed to have hair on your balls you can have hair on the scrotum around your balls but that's not your balls.

>>10825955
Coming back in like 2 weeks

>>10825568
I pray everyday that these one day comeback

>>10826085
Best news I've gotten all day

I'd give my left testicle for one can of these.

>>10823349
I forgot about this feel, oh man

>>10816812
have not seen bait like this in a while

Taco Bell recently got rid of its combo burrito. It kind of fucking baffled me.

It's the simplest shit. It's a bean burrito, but with beef added. You can still ask for it custom, but that's like McDonald's taking the cheeseburger away as a menu number.

>>10825826
Commiefornia fag here, can confirm diablo burger is back

>>10825049
I don't trust the containers fast food comes in

>>10814543
Vault was just a soda with more caffeine than usual.

Also they sell 16oz and 20oz redbulls. Do you buy Redbull from a vending machine or something?

>>10815103
>5 dollar buck box
>no buck

>>10826398
Fffffuuck, why is it Carl Jr's only and not Hardee's

it was the only thing worth going to burger king for

>>10826812
I agree

this beutiful beast I loved covering in marinara sauce
god do I miss it

>>10818382

50y30y

for some reason i liked the originals better. i are old fag

>>10826812
Everytime I go, I'm hoping they have it again. All thy seem to be doing lately is copying Wendy's and putting out lame meme shit.

Apple Slice

>>10815511
>It took him this long to realize that

>>10814845

>Chaotic Evil

>>10825955
They sucked, thats why.

>>10814161
Haven’t been to Taco Bell in 10 years-did it get any better?

>>10814543

Man I miss this shit.

>>10828550
And the subsequent Jolt gum.

>>10828557
i remember something like this but can't remember or finds pictures of it but basically it was like the picture in your post precooked pasta with a sauce packet but it was in a tray you microwave

>someone says they are pansexual
>nerdlets rage out over a single word
>guy has to be a troll because he's pansexual
>nerdlets red in the face, smashing their keyboards to tell the pan guy how much of a troll and fag he is.
Oh 4chan. Don't you ever change you little retards.

>>10825216
These were surprisingly good

They brought this back

>>10823199
>Get double chalupa
>Open sideways because it was in bag sideways and I'm high
>Contents of double chalupa spill all over desk
Maybe I'm retarded but I hated double chalupas after that lol
>Don't even like normal chalupas so it never had a chance

>>10828641
>thinking “pansexual“ is even a thing
>but there's a wikpedia page!
Lmao

>>10828852
There are asexuals so of course there are pansexuals. Yin/Yang, muh dude.

>>10814281
i had one of these a few days ago

>>10828975
>Asexuals are a thing
Yeah if they have a disorder maybe that fails their basic instincts like people who never get thirsty or tired

>>10829153
Not funny.
That's how Bourdain died.

>>10825568
It never will, it would mean TB cares

>>10814166
Diablo is dank buddy

>>10826110
dope
those were amazing

Green Squall powerade before all the gay nasty ION4 shit they have now was the best sports drink ever made
The blue was great too but it was ruined when they went to ion bullshit

>>10829188
clearly you too young or gay to remember the volcano sauce

It was the best fast food sauce made period.
Spicy lingering creamy sauce with actual good flavour and it didnt spill everywhere because it was a bit thicker than most sauces

>>10816812
>only faggots drink energy drinks
You've never worked a day in your entire life and there's nothing unhealthy about energy drinks if you only drink them for energy. But you wouldn't know anything about that because you have no reason to ever be tired because NEETs can stay up playing kids games and sleep whenever they want

>>10828801
>Getting double of something you don't like in the first place
Yes I think you might be retarded

>>10829206
I'm 30 amigo
I'm just saying Diablo isn't bad

Same era as volcano taco.

Take me back to two black jack tacos with mountain dew and cod 4 on 360

>>10814161
>volcano sauce release
>decide to try it out
>literally tasted exactly the same as their normal tacos but with a bit more heat I guess.
And that's the last time I bothered. Good riddance to almost literally nothing.

>>10816812
>Only faggots drink energy drinks.

i've personally seen multiple people that i can confirm are straight drink energy drinks. i have also only had or wanted sex with females and have drank energy drinks. seems like you're a liar.

>>10828536
Better than the bland ass chips or cinnamon twists

>>10823350
That looks fucking disgusting. How good was it?

>>10829206
Wasn't volcano sauce mixed with cheese and that's why it was creamy?

>>10814161
Triple layer nachos were dank as fuck.

>>10830735
7 layer* fuck my bad.

>>10815480
Pretty sure they are back

Arby's 5 for $5

>>10822963
>>10822969
What are these?
And how fucking old are you boomers?

>>10826812
>>10826815
>>10826954
>teleports behind you

>>10820087
shit i forgot about the spicy sweet ones.
I live near a food court with Taco Bell and Chik Fil A, all you have to do is get a taco and ask for a sriracha/sweet chili sauce from Chik Fil A.

>>10829194
I never understood the ion thing desu ne

>>10823254
Get 6 or 7 of those and you're set. I miss grabbing a bag of those things on the way home.

Jack in the box plays with your emotions with their fucking revolving door of new items.

>>10814281
They're coming back in the UK soon

>>10814161
i work at tacobell ask me anything

>>10818387
>>10821637
>>10827708
he's playing 4d monopoly and you all just got bombuzzled

>>10831141
with what sauce? they were shite last time because the bbq sauce sucked dick

>>10830846

My understanding is the ION4 mix has Sodium, Potassium, Calcium and Magnesium ions. Regular only has Sodium and maybe another (cheap sports drinks tend to just have NaCl, which is bullshit).

Theoretically this is better since it might hydrate you better, ION4 is the pick if you're hungover for example, otherwise just have some salt water.

>>10820087
It's just a cheesy gordita crunch (GOAT fast food item) with a less pleasing texture

>>10825717
>t. never been in the work force

14 hour shifts aren't rare you stupid fuck. I'm not the guy you're responding like a faggot to but I have some nightmare shifts where I get off work at midnight and they have me back in again at 6am and at that point I don't give a flying shit about image, I need the fucking caffeine to keep me somewhat coherent until I get home.

>>10825568
It's fucking ridiculous that they kept all their other grillers but canned the best ones.

>>10822963
I haven't thought about these in decades. Christ almighty.

>>10825024
Visit Captain D's and get whatever their big fish sandwich is, can't remember the name. Definitely best fast food fish sandwich.

>>10819859
Cheddar chop house burger was better though.

Pizza Hut has stopped letting me order salami on my 'za. Anyone else notice this? They didn't even fucking replace it with a new topping they just expect me to be happy with them acting poor.

Why does the bell always break our hearts bros?

It's always the bell. They giveth and taketh away

>>10830905
That looks amazing.

We didn't know what we were losing

>>10815077
>implying anything even remotely Islamic is going to heaven

>>10825444
We need you to get the /sip/chip

>>10831933
Oh boy, these were great. Ma used to buy them when we'd go to Ames. Anybody remember Ames?

>>10828544
IF YOU SEE GOD FIRST TELL HIM SHIT GOT WORSE

>>10831747
It's all a ploy of the Belluminati

>>10832076
There was an Ames at the beach I used to go to when I was a kid, also PB Crisps were the shit

>>10814161
Do Americans really cry over trash fast food menu items?

rest in piece

>>10822764
WHAT? I haven't been to a BK in years, they really stopped serving these?

>>10826110
>>10831933
>>10819901
>>10825568
>>10825216
>>10818173
>>10815480
>>10814161
i think i just lost my will to live knowing that i'll never experience these again

>>10828764
hard to get at a cheap price though, at least in CA :/.

For me, its the P'zone

>>10832149
I think the crunchwrap is supposed to be coming back this year

>>10828557
I used to come home from school and put one of these in and turn on Toonami.

>>10832625
I always wanted one but I never got around to buying one

so when restaurants do these limited gimmick items are they selling at a loss hoping to retain repeat customers even after they stop selling?

>>10832743
Sometimes.

There are plenty of other possibilities. They might be testing the waters to see if a new product sells. If it does well enough, they keep it. If it doesn't, they can it. It can also be they had a surplus of a certain ingredient somewhere and wanted to run specials to use it up before they had to scrap it, etc. They might be selling things at a known loss just to prop up their sales figures in the short-term for some reason, etc.

>>10831747
I mean people will make up all these grandiose reasons, but the reality of this shit is that TB doesn't like to keep long menus so they always retire the new stuff while keeping the standard things on the menu forever.

>>10832104
that mushroom swiss burger was legit pretty good

>>10833002
Hardees makes a better one

>>10830723
Yes, it was basically a spicy nacho cheese sauce. Also while everyone is calling it volcano sauce (which is fine) they technically called it lava sauce. Back when they had it I would get a side of it and add it to everything.

For some reason they were only available at Dollar General in my area. Unsurprisingly they didn't last but they were soooo good.

>>10827695
I like apple soda. Wish it were more popular.

>>10833251

they sell this stuff called Postobon at the international markets where I live. Good shit.

The dollar stores have this stuff called Sidral Mundet. It's garbage. It tastes like Postobon but has like a weird fake aftertaste.

>>10833107
Where does the fake name that everyone is repeating come from?

>>10814678
>No more Jalapeno McDoubles
>No more Hot n' Spicy McChickens
>No more Buffalo Ranch McChickens
Why even eat (at McDonald's)?

>>10825568
This was the first thing that in my entire 2 and a half decades of eating taco bell that ever came close to being actually "spicy" to me. Still, pretty tame, maybe a 5/10 on the spicy scale for me, but definitely made my head tingle. Volcano sauce was delicious, but not spicy like advertised. I still miss both.

>>10833251
Ever have Clearly Canadian green apple?

>>10833251
Check your local Mexican market/bodega, and they'll surely have some.

>>10834304
Try this

>>10820585
>>10815103

Bring back the one with nachos damnit

>>10834184
Because the menu was called the volcano menu

>>10834856
Ohhh ok that makes sense.