/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Glad you had a good time! What did everyone order?

>Joker shirt

I see your bro is a gamer as well! When's he gonna rise up?

>>10797735
I don't know about this chain, but good for you. I regularly take out a friend of the family who has Williams Syndrome. This guy is now an orphan and ward of the state situation. He has issues with his bite and chewing, and using his fingers properly, but loves dining out. Syndrome is categorized by extreme friendliness, and he's a joy, really. But, the food takes a long time to finish :/ Good thing there are tons of things to talk about! Pizza is a favorite, so we systematically explore every restaurant in the city, one by one, rating them.

when you see it...

>>10797739
We all had the original charburger number 1 which comes with fries and a drink. I was afraid we might have some trouble with the bathrooms being occupied non stop but good thing he had his diaper on. He has diabetes and can't hold his bladder.

>>10797735
What happened to his face

"Ya wanna know how I get these scars?"

>>10797735
these started popping up in florida, they aren't that great, fairly priced though. is that guy a literal slowjak?

>>10797871
what do you mean? it just looks like a norma-- OH GOD! WHAT IS... HOW IS THAT EVEN... KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST NOOOOOOO

>>10797735
>deformed retard wearing a Joker t-shirt
My god, he's like a living meme!

Is this the power of Kek?

>>10797915
It's the power of inbreeding

good for you op

pay no mind to all the people insulting your bro. what goes around comes around

>>10797735
>not one but TWO retarded brothers
nice genes bud

>>10798105
What goes around is all around

whos the cute guy at the register?

>>10797836
we life in a society

>>10797735
Do people give you weird looks a lot?

>>10797735
Is your camera doing something weird, or does he really look like this?

>>10798331
rick leave now

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>>10797900
Are you people legit 12? Have you never seen someone disabled before?

>>10797735
Holy fuck look at this niggas head lmfao bro he looks like the demon from the gooners bahahaha god damn lookin like the fat guy from Gas Monkey garage bahahahaha this nigga retarded

>>10798402
>he doesn't realize over half of 4chan posters are underage
Like many areas of the internet, the only people who can afford to spend large amounts of time doing dumb internet bullshit are children. There simply aren't enough NEETs to compete overall

>>10797735
Dont mean to be rude, im jenuinly curious. What happend to your bro on the left? The one on the right looks like Sneaky from C9, accidently he is handicapped too.

>>10798383
Frig off

>>10797871
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>>10798428
I'm not offended that you're making fun of my deformed brother. It's inevitable one day he'll die due to his health problems. He isn't retarded, he can see the looks people give him. As you can see he is so insecure of himself that he wouldn't smile or look at the camera. He always has his face down not wanting to show his face to other people.

>>10798404
Sloth wasn't a demon

>>10798473
You got the reaction you wanted by posting the picture

>>10798491
I created this thread to talk about food not make fun of my brothers. You no life worthless disgusting pieces of shit decided to make this thread go off topic.

>>10797735
Im what you would consider a “burger connoisseur”. Ever since I was 5 and had my first burger I’ve been addicted and whenever someone asked me what my favorite food was I always said hamburger! With much glee. That being said I must say that the habit has the best affordable fast food burger on the market by far. Their meat quality and cooking process is superb and the freshness of their vegetables eclipse even restaurant burgers. Not to mention their perfectly crisp large onion rings that just make for a divine dining experience. They are even more kind than chick-fil-a employees and always offer me extra ranch on the side for dipping (I’m kinda a regular).

>>10798503

I kicked the habit
Kicked the habit
Kicked the habit

The peach nectarine juice is the best

>>10798503
You could have simply not included the beasts or mentioned that they're paratroopers
But noo. Drama queen.
Hope they die this year.
And you soon after.
And your children will have the retard gene in them.
God doesnt make mistakes.
Should have aborted satan's mess

>>10797735
fuddruckers is way better, take them there instead.

>>10798473
Dont mean to be rude, but how do you have 2 handicapped brothers? Why didnt your parents get any genetic testing done?

>>10797735
FUCK imagine having to care about someone like that, with something like that. Shit would fucking BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW. Holy fucking shit, dude.
FUCK THAT
FUCK THAT
FUCK THAT
God damn it, I can't even stand my own normal, yet dysfunctional, families. I can hardly pretend like the things kids care about even matters. Pretending like they aren't retarded, and knowing they probably realize how others look at them? Living hell. I would have to get high with them and teach them how to make fun of others, otherwise I couldn't even fathom being near them. Like, teach em how to get free shit out of others.

i wonder how cows feel when retards eat their cooked dead flesh. i always look at the above and shake my head "the cows deserved better"

>>10798931
Silly anon, OP's family is full of retards because of God's wrath; the Lord hates them and they're cursed. Enough with that Satanism stuff

>>10798943
It's Buttfuckers, Anon...

>>10798931
>God doesn't make mistakes
So he made Satan on purpose then?

>>10799460
read Paradise Lost you fucking faggot

>>10799464
read The God Delusion, you fucking fundie

>>10799472
You are a parody of yourself

>>10797735
>their burgers were amazing

Did you really takes bites out of your special ed handicapped brothers' burgers? That's pretty fucked up, OP.

i went to the habit near me and it was generic burger joint grey preformed patties and grease, but the accouterments were strangely fresh. it was a weird contrast.

>>10799474
I'm shitposting, but that was an assturded response from an assumed believer. Don't you have any conviction in your beliefs without telling people to read another book?

You might as well have told me to read the bible (I have).

>>10799516
It's just a post-ironic funpost where I express my real beliefs in a completely obtuse way

>>10799542
You don't really believe it, you insulate yourself with a jaded sense of irony by shitposting but you know yourself it isn't true and you can't defend it, thus the "multi level ironic shitposting"

>>10797735
goddamn that dude in the back looks exactly like one of the butchers at the butchery I work at

>>10799559
>Hey Anon, you couldn't be bothered to churn out a massive theological effortpost on the Food&Cooking board for the sake of some euphoric fedora-tipper
>That means you don't really believe, right?

>>10797735
> Including the part about handicapped peeps on 4chan
> Showing a pic of them on 4chin
> That d00d looking back at the handipeeps
Based op. based everything.

>>10797850
;) Nice story. Wholesome, I hope you're doing well.

>>10799603
>Yes, yes, enlightening the masses with my massive intellect would be quite the engaging undertaking. There's no way I can summarize years of complex, dogmatic religious theory into 500 words or less

>>10798116
Keep in mind that op is clearly also retarded

>>10797735
Gas your entire family you genetic dead end. What the fuck is with the sudden increase in moral faggotry this summer, usually summers suck but they dont attract moron plebbiters who think disabled "people" are actual humans. Do we have to start gore posting and pony posting to make you shitters leave?

>>10798473
If Germany had won WWII he would have long since been culled along with the rest of your genetically inferior family and humanity would be better off for it.

Would you prefer to be alive & publicly mocked or dead and your entire genetic lineage erased from existence?

You might want to consider being thankful for what little you have.

>>10799736
Every time he looks at his brother a little voice reminds him, "I may take my retarded family into public to ruin strangers days but at least I have all my face." So I would say he is very thankful.

mfw

>>10798382
best i can do bruh

>>10798491
This.

>>10799787
That's the thing, I'm all for piling on and I don't care what the implications are anymore.

Some miserable piece of shit posted this so 4chan would go all in and savage the retard and I'm a miserable piece of shit too so I'm joining in. I'm suffering so I want everybody else to suffer as least as much as I am if not more. It's like fuck that lopsided motherfucker in the goat ass, it'd only be enough if he was being brutally dismembered merely for my entertainment.

So what if it's not even really funny and I didn't even crack a smile, I did it anyway.

When people say "my heart is broken" they don't mean it's broken like mine is. If I could snap my fingers and none of this would have ever happened I'd do it.

It's too late now. I can't go back.

>>10798382
the best i can do bruh

>>10797836
The only forced meme worse than *snap*

>>10800458
*SNAP*

>>10799689
>Do we have to start gore posting and pony posting to make you shitters leave?

Yeah

>>10799798
Oh, has the death of the alcoholic threads really goten to you?

>>10797735
He looks like the brainlet meme drawings come to life

>>10799766
>when you see some retarded kafirs eating burgers and you gotta face east ASAP

>>10799651
Consciousness is a force that can't be destroyed, a la conservation of mass. When you die, you don't stop experiencing things, your consciousness just stops being able to use your brain as a substrate to experience 3d spacetime. The place/force/whatever that your consciousness returns to is what theists would consider god. Hypothetically, we could build some sort of mechanical brain that consciousness could use as a substrate, which would be pretty cool.

>>10800950
I feel you might love persona

>>10798402
I have seen disabled people, but never deformed people. What causes this condition, and what is this condition called?

>>10800999
Some people are just born unlucky dude

>>10797735
if you actually have two special ed brothers and then posted their faces on 4chan, good job they may become memes

>>10801476
eh there's nothing meme worthy about anything in this thread

>>10797735
I think your a genuine good person, we could all take an example out of you.

Frank Grillo needs to stop staring, what a dick.

>>10798503

This thread is definitely legitimate

>>10797735
You are an amazing person.

Sorry ignorance out populates decency here. We both know they don't talk like this on the street because they would be publicly shamed. Society knows better, at least.

And hey, I give you my word if I see anyone bullying someone with a disability, I give you my word i'll beat them unconscious without warning :) Enjoy my favorite picture.

>>10802418
if you think people don't make fun of the retarded on the streets then I can promise you a shit ton of people make fun of you

>>10800950
>Hypothetically, we could build some sort of mechanical brain that consciousness could use as a substrate, which would be pretty cool.
Great, who else wants to be stuck in samsara forever instead of returning to God?

>>10802418
>I give you my word i'll beat them unconscious without warning
>over mean words
This is how you get shot to death in free states.

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>>10799766
what the fuck was his problem?

>>10802164
>we live in a SOCIETY

>>10800950
>Consciousness is a force that can't be destroyed
Prove it.

>>10797735
I want to take his face... off

>>10797735
>In and out is garbage tier comparatively
That's a pretty low bar to begin with OP

>>10797735
I think there are 3 "special" brothers in your family OP

>>10802636
Im 25 with a degree in math and graduate degree in law.

Ill consider throwing it away when I see a piece of fuck bullying someone with a handicapped life. I also live in Chicago, you think you know about guns on the street more than I do?

>>10803216
kek, be more subtle with your role playing

>>10803222
>Member of the ABA

If you didn't believe me, its probably because you surround yourself with lazy nobodies.

>>10803269
>>10803216
No one cares, redditor.

>>10803269
>signing up for a newsletter means you have a law degree
lel

>>10797735
lucky you. The habit out here is ass. Might just be the location I'm in because other one in the City over taste a lot better.

>>10797900
Fuck you. It's different to tease someone for things they can control but you're a piece of shit for judging someone for something they cant control

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>>10803463
shut up, retard

All of you are retarded

>>10803216
>free state
>IL
Try again retard.
>I live in Chicago
Oh you really are mentally disabled, I am sorry, but I would have no qualms killing you anyway should you choose to touch me in any fashion for the nasty mean words I use against one of your fellow disables.

>>10798503

I know you're trolling but I work in mental health, irl I would curb stomp someone making fun of them but this is not only the internet; it's 4chan. I laughed at every post about him so far