/ck/ - Food & Cooking

jalapenos are a nice snack for kino viewing

Pretending to like spicy food is pathetic in general. You aren't fooling anyone.

>>10797748
>people that eat popcorn
ew

>>10797750
ooh!

>>10797750
Jalapenos aren't spicy you mayo-sipping pisstard.
>>10797748
This sounds like the worst thing ever, do "people" actually do this?

>>10797750
>anyone who likes things that I don't like is just pretending

>>10797748
>eating at the cinema at all

>>10797753
>i-it's totally not hot he says while tears stream down his face

>>10797750
smhtbh senpai

>>10797750
>tfw got just enough mediterranean genetics to enjoy spice a lot
Feels good not being a wimpy nordic fag.

>>10797750
>t. low test

>>10797756
Niqqa, if jalapenos make you cry, you might just be a woman.

>>10797756
lmao at the wh*toid projecting

>>10797758
I AM a wimpy Nordic fag but I love hot food. Vindaloo, chilli, phaal, the spicier the better, bring it on imo.

>>10797748
I'm mexican and even me find that disgusting. Jalapeños go over nachos. Popcorn goes with salsa Valentina

>>10797756
Jalapeños are like 15x weaker than cayenne powder and even that isn't hot.

>>10797750
Im a fucking Slav, we have some of the worst spice tolerance across all demographics, and even Im going to tell you youre a fucking wimp if you think jalapenos are spicy. Fucks sake maybe eat something other than your estrogen laced milkshakes.

>>10797756
Maybe if you're in kindergarten jalapeños might make you cry

>people who put chocolate syrup on watermelon

I unironically put M&Ms in my popcorn

and uh, hold the lettuce.

I used to be able to eat spicy things when I was younger but now it comes out of my ass like firewater

I seriously hope you're not shitting on
>Salsa Valentina over popcorn
delicacy of the Gods.

>>10797770
Your palate matured.

can someone explain how pepper heat is measured because i've eaten fresh ghost peppers and they aren't that much more spicy than jalapenos despite supposedly being over a hundred times hotter. all it did was last longer and burn my throat and lips more than the tongue.

Spice heat > Pepper heat

>>10797756
jalapenos are just a kick, and a weak one at that. They're not a painful, lingering spicy feel

>>10797773
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_scale

>>10797773
By relative capsaicin concentration.

>>10797776
>>10797773

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>>10797778
but what does that mean
what is the actual intensity of the burning sensation itself, not the duration or raw pepper power. at best it feels like 3.5x that of a jalapeno.

semper fi

>>10797779
They're all linked, hotter peppers have longer burns and more intense burns. A jalapeno might sting for a few seconds, while a ghost pepper will melt your mouth for five minutes or more.

>>10797778
no viper naga on list

>>10797751
underrated

>>10797750
people who "like" spicy food eat it so much that it dulls the taste buds on their tongue making them crave hotter and hotter foods.

>>10797782
No ghost peppers either. It's not encyclopedic, just a few examples of each heat level.

>>10797757
>niggers over-spicing food means they're culinary experts

>>10797756
>Jalapenos make tears stream down his face
I really don't like saying the meme word but this is the most onions post I've read in a while

>>10797773
You probably had shitty grocery store Ghosts or they were grown by someone who doesn't know what they're doing.

>>10797787
how is onions a meme word?

>>10797786
>animeposter

>>10797787
Where do onions rank on the Scoville scale?

Now that this is a spicy food thread, who can recommend some good hot sauce?

>>10797789
I meant to type "s.o.y" but with a zero, looks like they're already on that shit though.

I don't have much time left.
It's getting harder.
But I really want to understand... why?
Why is it so hard for you to believe that people who exist outside of your tiny circle like things that you do not like?
Why does it upset you so much?

>>10797750
Midwesterner detected

>put hot sauce (Franks red hot more specifically) on almost everything I eat
>drink milk with almost everything I eat

Anyone else know these feels?

>>10797796
what if gf with one milk titty and one hot sauce titty

>>10797791
You know what I meant you smarmy jerk
>>10797792
HONESTLY your best bet if you're looking for super hot sauce is to just buy some Reaper powder, and mix that into your favorite hot sauce. The problem with most of the "super hot" sauces is they use a shit ton of extract and taste like ass.

>>10797750
this. It tastes like shit. Stop ruining perfectly good food with 10 drops of habenero sauce

>>10797792
Green Tabasco. It is weak, but very flavorful. Also try peri peri if you don't mind a hint of citrus

>>10797793
you need to have words in front of it. You can't say Onions, but you can say Lentsoy. You can't say basedbean, but you can say beansoy.

>>10797794
I'm not being a memeking when I tell you that that's textbook autism, autistic people literally cannot comprehend the idea of people liking things that they don't

>>10797748
>spics
>people

Only a spic would put jalapenos on their popcorn with all other kinds of ungodly shit.

>>10797790
>le reddit trashman
>thinking his anyone cares about his posts

>>10797796
Yes I like milk with my spicy food. Perfect combination imo.
>just white guy things

>>10797799
>"Stop eating your food the way you enjoy it and eat it the way I enjoy it instead!!!"
>punches own head in frustration

>>10797805
>an adult actually admits to drinking hormone, puss, and drug laden fluid

>>10797804
hi joey

>>10797808
hi etsubatsu

>people that go to the theatre

>>10797807
>all milk is filled with hormones

Lactose intolerant shitskin detected.

>>10797807
I'm not American, no hormones in my milk.

>>10797807

good thing there is laws on importing american milk

>>10797811
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>>10797813
>I don't know how the dairy industry works so I just believe the got milk ads on tv

>>10797814
I know how the law works, dumbfuck.

>>10797814
>I post on /fit/ so I know how the dairy industry works

>>10797814
the puss is caused by growth hormones in american milk, you are not allowed to give you cattle hormones in Europe, your shit would be pulled fast

>>10797765
You should try eating a whole raw Jalapeno and tell me how that works out.

>>10797814
>I'm a virgin incel that reads infographics made on /pol/ and /x/, that means I'm the smartest guy ever!

>>10797815
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>>10797819
>I'm so retarded I'll just double down and hope no one else notices how retarded I am

>>10797820
You're the idiot who thinks there are hormones in milk in Europe, retard.

>>10797820
its just you saying there is growth hormones in milk then calling everyone retarded

really strange

>>10797820
>UHHHH DUH MILK DUH FILLED WITH DUH HORMONE UHHHHHHHHH

>>10797821
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>>10797823
>still posting, exposing your stupidity

>>10797771
I'd talk shit about whatever Salea Valentina is just to piss you off but I don't speak Mexican so I have no idea what it is. If it's anything like all of their other foods, it's meat cheese beans and rice thrown into some thin bread she'll and cooked until it all runs together into a gooey mess and called culinary genius.

>>10797821
>Europe has 1 less bad thing in this fluid so it's good for you!

>>10797826
Milk IS good for you, unless you're a nigger or chink or some other kind of lactose intolerant """person""".

>>10797768
Snocaps in popcorn is kino

>>10797750
Based as fuck

>>10797827
no, milk is not good for you. The fact that you actually believe this shows how much of a retard you are. You probably believe sucking dick gives you much needed protein, which actually would explain a lot about you.

>>10797827

>milk causes osteoporosis
>good for you

kek

>this one lactose intolerant shitskin ITT is so buttmad by the fact that white people can drink milk and not have problems and he can't


KEK HAHAHAHAHHAHAH LAUGH AT THIS FAGGOT KEK

>moved
cringe

wtf 4chan has a cooking board?

>>100177271
the sun gives you cancer and oxygen is making you age faster!

Shitskins can't drink milk kek

>>10797789
>being this new

>>10797838
>being this new

>>10797838
fast food formally cooking

mmm grayons
>inb4 cringe anons start reciting tv memes in a pathetic attempt to gain approval from filthy cross board posters

>>10797876
FOUR U's amirite guise?

>>10797748
I’m going to try that!

>>10797838
yes and somehow it became my main board. you never think it could happen to you..

>>10797832
but I'm black and drink milk daily

>>10797841
At least we can eat jalapeños without passing out from overheating Nordick

>>10797800
>>10797798
Alright I’ll have to try both of those

>>10797748
>that image

>>10797889
>iktf

>>10798476
Semper Fi.

>>10797790
>complaining about anime on an anime forum

>>10797785
taste buds don't have anything to do with spiciness; found the 12 year old, ban please.

>>10797756

>>10797763
Delicous taste anon

>>10797771
Delicous taste

>>10798735
right, I think we should make everyone aware here; go grab a jalapeno, or a habanero, then rub it on your genital(s) then come back and tell us how taste buds have anything to do with spiciness.

>>10797814

>>10797820

>>10797757
normies can't meme for shit.

>>10797889
>yes and somehow it became my main board.
seems the posters here are mostly on the adult spectrum except for the v*gans that post from time to time that is why it became my main baord.

>>10797750
I ALSO THINK YOUR POST WAS SERIOUS AND WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT I DON'T EVEN THINK JALAPEÑOS ARE SPICY EITHER

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>>10798502
Wow haha this guy btfo everyone with these pics lmao where can I download these?

>>10800252
9gag my friend

>>10800253
Epic, there's 100s.

>implying there are friends on 4chan
Brainlet Nigger!

>>10800308
>Brainlet Nigger!
good, correct response. That was a test. And you passed.
You'll fit in just fine here

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>>10800330
Wow stop spoonfeeding me you newfag.
Pic related is you rn lol

>>10797753
>Jalapenos aren't spicy

t. 2 pack a day tastelet

>>10797750
Tamed jalapenos aren't even spicy

>>10797750
>Pretending
AHAHAHAHA
Just kill yourself, you pathetic waste of oxygen.

>>10800395
fuck you got me...

>>10797748
i do. they're delicious man. my local AMC has em in cups you can just take a bunch of em.

>>10800493
>i do. they're delicious man
You probably shouldn't eat grayons, Anon

Jalapenos aren't spicy but i hate the taste

>>10801908
nice try, everyone knows you're a bitch afraid of jalapenos

>>10797750
Based

>whitecucks ITT

>>10797797
kek