/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10796852
what kind of beer would you recommend ?

>>10796932
It's fucking online marketing retard don't fall for it, also he can't recommend you a beer because he's not allowed to in his contract

>>10796932
Blue Moon is usually all I drink.

>>10796956
Be quiet, tastelet

>>10796852
Would drink

>>10796852
Wow! What a great idea OP!

>>10796852
Give a man a bottle of Tobasco and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man where to buy 'vark sauce and he will eat for 2-3 days.

>>10797139
Why is Secret Aardvark so popular with cuckolds?

>>10796852
>bloody mary
>red eye
>not a caesar

>>10797156

We called a bloody caesar "Breakfast Drink" in Grand Bend.

>>10797151
Cuckoldry is a great lifestyle that many couples partake in, especially here in Portland. Secrete Aardvark Habanero Hot sauce was even featured in a cuckold magazine in Sweden.

>>10797166
>bloody caesar
it's just caesar lad, and it's a breakfast drink because it's top hair of the dog.
grand bend is god's country though

>>10797191

If you're born in the early 70s its a bloody caesar. Regardless hair of the dog for sure. They don't serve booze in the Bend until 11am.

>>10797206
>If you're born in the early 70s its a bloody caesar
If you're born in the late 70s you need to seriously consider suicide if you browse this website.

>>10797167
I keep begging my wife to find a bull, but she says she loves my cock too much. Maybe she thinks I'm not testing her. I'm not. I deeply crave that estrangement.

>>10797214

It's a food shitbox. Where should I go? Facebook? Instagram? I know you're trying to be clever, but you're just not.

>>10797247
Not him, but you don't belong here you stupid boomer

>>10797265

Why? Because you people are callow and ignorant about almost everything regarding cooking?

>>10797265

You don't know how to cook red meat, or chicken, or pork, or vegetables, or sharpen knives or basically do a goddamn thing in life. I get that. I roll with your stupidity. I don't bring it up until you open you fuck face and start talking stupid. By all means, keep going.

>>10797274
I'm a 34 year old millenial. I don't have to explain myself. I live by the Word of GOD.

>>10796852
wow cool I have to try that man, I love 'vark. Here's a flavour shot I like to call "indiana jones and the lost 'vark"

10 teaspoons of tomato paste
2 tablespoons hot salsa
10 drops 'vark

If I'm a good boy my wife begs Jamal to let me have one.

>>10797290

God? You're going to blink out of existence when you die. Learn to live with that truth. There's no afterlife, dipshit.

>>10796852
How is the spicy mayo, ive been thinking og buying it because i like spicy mayo. If you've had it, describe the taste. I know the regular sauce tastes like spicy spaghettios.

>>10797287
Those are cuck techniques for cooking. I went to Le Cordon Bleu and we trained with the best of the best. I can also take your old dusty ass out back and beat some sense into your geriatric, dementia-ridden skull. You should be put in a nursing home.

>>10797298
Extremely sweet and mild.

>>10797206
>>10797247
>>10797274
>>10797296
>t.

>>10797299

Yeah you so sound like an Escoffier groomed chef. Just fuck off.

>>10797299

Do you know who Escoffier was, Dipshit?

>>10797139
Tell Stacy I said hi!

>>10797307
You would burn boiling water. You don't even qualify to be a busboy or a dish washer in our 3 Michelin star rated steakhouse.

>>10797314
Seething boomer

>>10797287
>>10797314

>>10797319

stop sounding like a called out bitch. Answer me or fuck off being a child. I know you don't know who auguste escoffier is. that makes you a stupid cunt in the world of dining.

>>10797324

teenage knowledge is something to be scared of? why are you assholes so fucking stupid all the time?

>>10797331
Not him, but I just looked him up on Bing and people are saying that he was a gay fraud.

>tfw boomers have infested the one last thing they previously hadn't ruined

>>10797335
>>10797331

>>10797339

so gay, such a fraud. He only began the entire concept of fine dining in france. But yah. Gay fraud is a great idea for you fucking gimps.

>>10797345
That is not even true you bitter old boomer.

>>10797343

I'm 46 and I fucking hate you fucking people with a passion. You're the Trumpist filth I could put a brick into your faces.

>>10796852
In what universe would it take 3 minutes to make this?

>>10797347

Oh I'm super bitter. But I don't invest in it. I just hate how stupid you people are on a daily basis. You don't

>>10797340

>>10797355
>he doesn't get withdrawal shakes

>>10797350
You're just bitter because you know you're going to die alone you dumb boomer cuck.

>>10797359

know shit about life, history, the economy. You're literally the most infantile generation in generations, simply because your parents could afford to raise idiots. You're worthless and you'll make the western pact worthless too. We're going to be Russia in 10 years.

>>10797364

Your poverty ass is going to suffer so completely under Trump it's not even funny. But you'll love him for it like the programmable idiot flesh you are.

>>10797365

In case you idiot fuck ups don't know it, the 'western pact' is NATO.

>>10797306
>being so butthurt at getting BTFO by a 40 something that you have to make a meme about it
damn dude, have some pride. you're embarrassing yourself.

>>10797359
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>>10797379
settle down pops yer heart can't handle all this salt

>>10797372
I'm a chef at a 3 Michelin Star rated steakhouse. Since Trump's tax reform I've been getting a bonus in my 4 figure paychecks.
Where do you work, boomer cuck? Subway? McDonald's? Starbucks?

>>10797381

read what you wrote. who would care if they were proud in front of your childish self?

>>10797384
Why don't you have 5 michellin stars if your so fucking good?

>>10797382

I'm almost asleep watching Luke Cage new season. I don't give a shit about any of this. I just hoped you fucking children would learn something.

>>10797381
how is it possible to be this new and this old at the same time

>>10797392
3 is the maximum rating you stupid boomer. And here you are lecturing people about some literal who in the culinary world.

>>10797392

Who can have 5 tires on a car?

>>10797395
you had me going for a minute there but you blew it at luke cage. top memeing lad, no hard feeling

>>10797409

Is it that shit? i'm on 207. Seems ok.

>>10797361
>he stops drinking long enough to get the shakes
well there's your problem right there

>>10797409

One armed cop, Claire fucked off. He's in dire straits.

>>10797390
>>10797396
>that 13 year old new fag who isn't even replying to the same person
LOL lrn2triforce fgt

>>10797415
>he's never lost his house and car and had to walk 8 hours from his camp in the woods to the nearest liquor store

You people feel normal, right? Because you're not embarrassing assholes all the time in real life?

>>10797424
>he never learned to fake it and get a job as a wine taster and get to drink all day
oh

>>10797438
>he doesn't set IEDs on major highways to wreck beer trucks and harvest the viscera

>>10797446
Hrmm, true. You get me there.

>>10796956
yeah, a basically literally-who from portland is shilling a hotsauce to the near dozens of people browsing /ck/ on a friday afternoon.

I think that old cuck literally died replying to this thread.

fuckin embarrassing ignorant 40+ limp cock holster doesn't even know he's practically already dead and should just fuck off.

NO ONE NEEDS OR WANTS OR REMEMBERS YOU

>>10797561
Good riddance desu

>>10797403
>he doesn't have a spare tire
cucked

>>10797381
Newfag boomer

>>10796852
I spilled 'vark sauce all over my gaming Mac laptop

>>10799237
Huh?

>>10797561

You just never feel like a child, do you? I was bored to death. So yes, I did die. Fucking kids.

>>10797561


Why do all of you kids sound mildly fascist these days? Are you that kind of human filth?

There's not one of you people in this thread that knows something interesting to the group, do you? You're all a group of fucking idiots right?

Can one of you gimps describe the Treaty of Westphalia? Or why Charles was decapitated? Or what happened to Louis the 16th. You people are just devoid of knowledge, right?