/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10782360
Just nut up and get an enema instead

Peas and other legumes, and most types of cabbage veggies are brapp boss.

>>10782360
beans, beans, the musical fruit

>>10782415
>>10782429
but is there any food in particular that produces the MOST?

>>10782437
eat some oats

>>10782437
Varies between people. I find peas most effective at making me fart balloonfuls

>>10782360
I made a banana pudding last Sunday (courtesy of Jell-o) and I used whole milk, even though I suspect that I’m lactose intolerant. Except I don’t always react to it so I’m not 100% sure I am.
Anyways, after we had Father’s Day dinner I brought out the dericious pud I made and proceeded to eat it with my parents and siblings. After about 10 minutes I felt my stomach get full of gas, like painful almost. Literally felt like I was gonna burst.

Long story short, I ended up in the bathroom with some bad gas and the squirts. It sucked pretty bad.

>>10782437
Broccoli
Beans
Spinach
Kale
Hummus
Garlic
Pickled eggs

>>10782360
BROCCOLI
RAISINS
APRECOT
PEANUTS
POULTRY
PARSLEY

>>10782360
Sour kraut and bean casserole.

Lentils, easy

>>10782598
Common to react differently to processed and unprocessed dairy. GF reacts to soft but not hard cheeses.

>>10782665
And collards.

Saurkraut gives me the runs (in a good way)

Any time im clogged, its german for dinner

>>10782360
quest protein bars

>>10782360

>>10782360
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>>10783220

>>10783220
Punch sniff-posters

>>10782360
Raw cucumbers make me sound like a demonic tuba.

>>10782360

>>10782796
When cheeses ferment, the bacteria turn the lactose into lactic acid. Sounds like your gf has a lactose intolerance.

Cream cheese is lactose free though.

>>10782360
for me it's lentils

>>10782360
>>10782369
>>10782929
>>10783220
>>10783321

>>10782360

>>10782369
>>10783495
Frogposters go back to >>>/r/eddit

>>10782360
Gas itself. It's the ultimate superfood

god i wish that cockpit were me

>>10783515
what am I watching here? is she farting in the other girl's mouth?

>>10783515
its a blue board my dude

lol

>>10783515

>>10783515
Suddenly my impotence is cured

>>10782360

>>10782369
lol

I find head cheese gives me the farts

white castle all day bb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQdlFfSq1kw

turns out it was putting a tube up your ass and blowing air into it

>>10782360

>>10782360
Onion rings with zesty sauce from bk.

>>10783756
Nothing has ever given me more gas then all the air coming out after a colonoscopy

Anyone get Gas so bad you felt like you were giving birth?

Bretty thicc air blimp

>>10783849
no

>all this braaaapf posting

>>10782360
Beer always makes me fart my brains out the next day.

When my intestine generate gas, it doesn't come out. My abdomen just bloats to many times its size and without intervention, will stay that way.

A degree of hydrogen sulfide being produced is good for body. Other than that, all it is is the result of massive bacterial fermentation, with creates a lot of metabolic waste which is certainly not good for your body, nor is it cleansing.

I love that picture and I love ass. I have a Giantess fetish, and hope one forces me to smell her braps. Think it's crazy? I had six relationships where they all complied from 9/10s to 5/10s and I loved them all.

Legumes(lentils, beans, peas)
Cruciferous veggies (cabbage, broccoli, collards)
Allums(onions and garlic)
Dried fruit (especially apricots)

Mesa gunga need some help, Annie. Me gasa sweet bon-bon gweefriend who loves the smell of my stinkuwiff toot-toots. Problem is that my toots aren't wowie enough and they need to exit my bum-bum faster than Annie's speedracer. Mmm mmm I lova me some stinkuwiff bum-sniff.

>>10782437
>>10782360
JERUSALEM ARTICHOKE.

It is renowned for producing rudiculous amounts of gas within a few hours of ingestion.

>>10785294
https://youtu.be/fO1WHgyCoi0?t=10m16s

>>10785294
Fartichokes

>>10785294
This guy knows whats up