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I'm at an American style restaurant. What shall I order?

>> No.10782485

Bad service, a mediocre burger and a nigger with an attitude problem talking too loudly.

>> No.10782501

>>10782476
Cheeseburger with fries and a side salad

>> No.10782507

>>10782476
Cheese & bacon potato skins and Philly steak sandwich

>> No.10782508

>>10782476
fried chickun with a baked potato

>> No.10782514

>>10782476
remember to leave the 20% tip

>> No.10782515

>>10782476
>From the grill
Chicken Parm.....
What did they mean by this?

>> No.10782517

>>10782507
>Philly steak sandwich
It says A sirloin steak... I wonder if they really give you a whole steak

>> No.10782521

Chicken fried steak and eggs

t. some guy also in a diner

>> No.10782525

>>10782517
Ah I didn't notice that. It might still be okay but probably not as good as one made with thinly sliced steak.

>> No.10782529

>>10782476
Order a shotgun and off yourself for not rotating the image, you fuckwit.

>> No.10782537

>>10782476
Club sandwich, baked potato.

>> No.10782583

>>10782476
No southern fried chicken has breadcrumbs on it, dont get that whatever you do

>> No.10782664

>>10782476
Nachos, bacon cheeseburger, unlimited Cokes

>> No.10782678

>>10782476
I would only eat here if my maw maw forced me to

>> No.10782798

op here

Went for the Philli chease steak and baked potato. It was mediocre and disappointing

>> No.10782848
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>>10782476
>dump chili into tortilla shells and call it a taco
what the fuck

>> No.10782893

>>10782798
should have went with the chili

>> No.10782904

>>10782476
I really hate it when restaurants describe a menu item as "homemade." No, it isn't homemade, you made it in a restaurant

>> No.10782909
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>>10782848
i've got such a crush on this chick, can see why she got murderraped

>> No.10782931

>>10782909
You have impeccable taste my dude.

>> No.10782936

>>10782476
BLT and French fries

>> No.10782939

>>10782909
The murder victim is cheating though, she mostly just looks hot because she has short hair and looks scared.

The one in your photo looks happy and that kinda undoes some of the hotness, although she is still pretty damm hot despite the excessively large breasts which would sag unattractively once unleashed

But if you put a nice oversize 100% cotton t-shirt over them, and lay her on her back so her breasts wouldn't sway grotesquely during sex, and you said some stuff to her so she would act more reasonable instead of laughing or smiling like someone who might transmit venereal diseases, and she would just cooperate and stare blankly at the ceiling while you did your business, arms at her sides, legs not spread, instead of trying to "enjoy" herself, and act "sexy", she'd easily pass for a 10/10 I think

>> No.10782952

>>10782939
> /ck/ - Food & Cooking & Rape

>> No.10782958

>>10782939
are you me?

>> No.10782971

I dont see sausage in that list of pizza toppings. Who the fuck do these people think they are?

>> No.10782977

>>10782952
I don't know why I'm being singled out here, I'm not the one who has "such a crush" on a murder victim or sympathizing with a murder-rapist

On the contrary I am saying the murder victim only looks particularly attractive because she looks scared (and the short hair which is autohot mode as long as the female is not unreasonably ugly)

The other guy is the one with the point of view that basically amounts to "she was asking for it"

I believe it's wrong to make such statements about rape victims, not to mention disrespectful to the victim since it insinuates that she might have asked for sexual contact (a form of slander, in my view)

If a woman does not consent to lying rigid on her back and having sex done to her while she stifles any distracting noises or obnoxious reflexes like moaning or hip gyrating or whatever, let alone the more disgusting emissions that may ooze out of a female's cavity due to arousal (which she should reserve for her alone time, not in full view of her lover), then I do not advocate pressing the attack, so to speak

Leave her be, and say whatever needs to be said to get her to understand why it is in everyone's best interest that she cooperate, and then not speak about it (because a female who talks about sex or asks for it is vulgar and unattractive)

>> No.10782983

>>10782977
DUDE SO RANDUMB

>> No.10783022

>>10782476
So thats what eurofags think is american food huh? Pineapple and salad on a burger? Cheese sauce? Chilli[sic] on a "mexican" burger??? Haha omg you guys...thats just...just terrible. Uncle "sam" sucks. How many times does pineapple appear on than menu? I love the "monthly special". For fucks sake how special can it be if its kickin around for a month? And look retards...chili is not "mexican".

>> No.10783034

>>10783022
The philly and club are wrong too.

>> No.10783054

>>10783034
They charge for pepper sauce...all steaks are served with onion rings and the "smoked chicken" is marinaded in liquid smoke. Wtf is wrong with you people?
This cant be a real restaurant

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>>10782977

>> No.10783111

>>10782485
Those are complimentary.

>> No.10783702

>>10783054
>liquid smoke
Ugh. Horrible stuff.

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>>10782939

>> No.10784108

>>10782952
i chuckled

>> No.10784116

>>10782476
nigga that's bowl america.

>> No.10784139

>>10782476
#37 because there doesn't seem to be a salad.

>> No.10784993

>>10782476
American here. There are so many fucking things wrong here it's hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.

>> No.10785004

>>10782939
Hey I remember you! You have posted about your preference for dead fish type women with plain clothes on /ck/ before.