/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Ain't nothin' but a heartache

>>10768322
AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HEART BREAK

>>10768322
Why you can’t get extra dressing?
Why this person can?
Why employees in general can?
Why they like the chicken bake?
Why they like Costco?
Why extra dressing makes the chicken bake better?

>>10768333
>>10768334
I never want to hear you say.

wait, can I pay extra or the dressing, or is it completely forbidden?

>>10768339
People can sound so fat just reading about them without any pictures.

>>10768322
Because the universe is cold and uncaring.

>>10768352
People who eat deep fried garbage dipped in fat like the fat fucking fuckhole in OPs pic should be frozen in liquid nitrogen and dropped into magma.

I thought this was america dammit why dont I have equal opportunity to get dressing on the side

>>10768345
Is that Sylvester Stallone in the middle?

>>10768322
when you do your team spirit exercises in the morning with your co-workers do you dream of death/non-existence?

>>10768442

>>10768358
kek & agree

>>10768339
What country are from and what is your native language? I'm genuinely curious here.

>>10768322
I don't like mondays.

>>10768345
it's a Backstreet Boys song idiot not Nsync
I feel really gay for knowing that btw

>>10768523
Let's have gay sex.

>>10768529
I had gay sex with ur mom

>>10768538
I don't believe in transbians.

>>10768538
>>10768529
pretty uncalled for here
you need to re-evaluate why you said these things
hopefully, the conclusion is a realization that doesn't buy into societal memes

>>10768545
ur mom is a tranny

>>10768548
>>10768549
I don't believe trannies exist. Straight men + fetish ≠woman.

>>10768562
You're gonna feel silly when the technology for transitioning is perfected lol

>>10768565
Oh hey Julia!

>>10768562
still buying into the joke of it all, though, is what i meant...
if you don't understand that, just eat some kohlrabi & suck a dick

>>10768579
hey

>>10768358
>dropped in to magma
you mean dropped on concrete so they shattere into a million billion pieces

>>10768588
Be honest, would you suck her off?

>>10768565
You mean the technology where I can inspect your DNA, and identify your gender from any genetic data you leave behind?

>>10768597
can't place my finger on who he looks like-- moby? no. the guy that wrote Crash-- maybe? he looks like a gen-Xer that followed the band Live and couldn't deal.
Of course I would not suck his cock.

>>10768614
yea, sure

>>10768549
ur granny a tranny

>>10768629

>>10768529
I want out of this timeline

>>10768650
To be fair you could also use pics of religious people saying that leaving Earth to travel to other planets is forbidden and that painfully dying of cancer is just God's plan and you should accept it. There are good people and crazies within every group and anyone who says a specific group is perfect is being ignorant.

>>10768650
Some men have female neurons. If you can't bothered to call them by their brain sex, you will go to jail.

https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billTextClient.xhtml?bill_id=201720180SB219

>>10768671
As long as they don't have to serve icky gays, who cares if they are raising other people's niglets?

>>10768671
The point disproven was that religion holds us back from Jetpacks and space travel, when in reality technology leads to degenerates reduced to their primal desires to eat, sleep, and fuck

>>10768710
I like this one better. She's very aesthetic somehow in a strange way.

>>10768719
That's a he.

>>10768719
my god that chin could chop wood

>>10768732
She has female neurons but was wrongly assigned male at birth. Don't be a bigot.

>>10768754
>female nerves
Ah yes. The female Y chromosome in """"""her"""""" DNA

>>10768322
i think this thread has been derailed sufficiently
i used to work at a fast-casual restaurant where we had young ladies asking for "side bowls" of ranch dressing.
Yes, "Side Bowls"
It is the basic bitch condiment
i guess Caesar would be one--of many--hipster-fag condiments.
it goes on Caesar salad. Costco is trying to run a business--correction, a slave organization--just like Wal-Mart. Quit trying to steal condiments. Maybe learn how to make it.
Buy a gallon of mayo, 8 cups of cream cheese, a gallon bag of parm, 5 lbs of chopped bacon in a bag, a silo of salt of pepper-- -- -- ALL FROM YOUR EMPLOYER.
bring it to work
seize the means of caesar dressing production, you faggot

>>10768775
How was it derailed? Where was it heading originally?

>>10768799
>caesar dressing handouts vs. trannies
kys

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>>10768851
That videos not gone yet is it?

>>10768875
You don't need a video. Just become an HSTS trans woman.

>>10768851
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>>10768775
>Costco is trying to run a slave organizatiom
Yeah and Trump is Hitler, right?

>>10768322
Caesar dressing is okay on a chicken wrap and salads, but I don't think it would go well with anything else.

>>10768878
>he wouldn't fuck this dude right in the boypusspuss

>>10768719
This somehow reminds me of the 'Wendys' mascot

>>10768889
Do you give his "shitoris" a reacharound too, faggot?

>>10768893

>>10768878
awwww, suck satan's cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

>>10768899
oh wait this one is better

>>10768910

>>10768878
bite that scaly pecker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nF2PBdSoAg

>>10768916
>>10768910
>If the corporate overlords don't give me 3 months of paid vacation, a year of family leave and 15$ an hour, they're literal slave drivers!
How's life in your commie dystopian fantasy? You do an actual disservice to real slaves.

>>10768954
>>10768915
it's all good!
it's ok!
EVERYTHING IS ALL RIGHT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6nQ4-_rPj0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53AAezi_R8U

keep on sucking that suck cock

pro-capitalist here, btw
hate trump
these companies are macro-socialists
eat a dick
be dead inside
there is no nuance to anything, right?

>>10768954
So, um, why can't we have slaves again? I keep getting told that's not profitable, but I have yet to be shown the receipts for said claim. I think niggers would be twice as profitable enslaved, and as a Jew I am genetically designed to own them.

>>10768975
OMG, fucking Trump isafucking dictator. He and Putin want to take over the world! Republican btw.

>>10768989

>>10768989
in a nutshell:
you don't have to suck cock to make a living
you don't have to suck the right's or left's cock to make a living
you don't have to suck cock figuratively or literally to make a living
you can have a nuanced opinion
jesus
you people are fucking retards

>>10768998
Wow Trump loves NK too! He's jealous of Kim's lifetime rule and plansto turn America into a dictatorship. Watch democracy die today folks

>>10769008
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>>10768910
Who is this boomer faggot you're LARPing as? Avatarfagging is against the rules.

>>10769015
I'm Jewish. I voted for him because his daughter is a proper convert.

>>10769020
i don't think so, probie

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>>10769029
>>10769029
no one cares about your political beliefs
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>>10769045
I came here to talk about mass-producing your own Caesar dressing to save a few bucks and not be a slave to SAMs, Target, Wal-Mart & CostCo, you head-ass.

>>10769068
I don't shop at any of those stores. I don't even even.

>>10769089
well, your mom buying your groceries at those stores doesn't count as you not shopping at those stores, head-ass

>>10769020
being a massive faggot is against my rules, you massive faggot
>>10769029
no one cares if you're a jew

>>10769133
>muh rules are made for breaking
People like you destroy communities and websites.

You must masturbate at night to thia guy with so many pictures of him saved.

>>10769133

>>10768998
Literally cucked by Sheckelstein. Fucking pathetic.

>>10769142
>>10769142
>doesn't know how the internet works
>doesn't know how screencaps work
good luck with your life
>>10769160
>doesn't know what the word faggot means
>doesn't know know that the word faggot means your being a faggot, i.e. a retard, i.e. a dumdum, i.e. a stupid piece of shit
>doesn't know that gay people are ok and that faggot isn't offensive
you guys are great. don't stop being (((you)))

>>10768529
>he

>>10769185
Do you have this guys videos on autoplay while you lube up your loose little shitslot?

Talk about an autistic obsession.

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>>10768322
Ingredients for Caesar Dressing:
2 Tbsp mayo
2 tsp Dijon mustard (I used “Grey Poupon” brand)
2 large garlic cloves, pressed
1/4 cup fresh squeezed lemon juice (about 1 1/2 small lemons or 1 large lemon)
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp freshly ground black pepper
1 cups mild or extra light olive oil (not extra virgin)
1/2 cup shredded Parmesan cheese
>>10769203
>>10769203

>>10768562
I don't even believe that "women" are real. I mean think about it, wo-man and fe-male sounds like a made up parody like "xhe" or some shit.

Also all "women" I've ever met are attention whores leading me to conclude that they made up their gender for attention.

God, you guys really are fags. You can't even be bothered to checked time stamps on saved files.
>tfw faggot supreme

>>10769216
The boomer freaks out and in a fit of autistic rage, desperately quotes the whole thread so someone can give him attention.

Lmaoing at your life

>>10769222
>>10769222
checked and kys
for trying to derail my thread

>>10769234
>he's begging for attention
>you give him attention anyway
also mods should probably just nuke this thread, what a shitshow

>>10769234
>>10769234
faggotville called
you're on /ck/ too
>your life
>inability to face your hypocrisy

>>10769251
oh yeah, well you are also on /ck/
faggot

>>10768677
How'd you do I
See you met my
Faithful Handyman

>>10768915
>Noblebrave proudstunning progressives vs literal demon Nazis
This is some terrible tribalist back-patting

>>10769243
Mods are fags that sit in irc and do no work

I'm just trying to burn this place down

>>10768650
Only one way out, you know what to do

>>10769261
>on /ck/
this is a hobby, faggot-for-life-/ck/er
>>10769270
>>10769270
not a nazi. a misanthrope, who hates some more than others.
>>10769276
don't try to be me. you are not me.

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT CAESAR DRESSING
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH POLITICS

THIS THREAAD IS ABOUT WORKING IN SHITTY COSTCO AND THEM NOT LETTING YOU HAVE SOME CAESAR GIBS

THIS THREAD HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TRANS, JEWS, RACE, WOMEN, OR ANYTHING ELSE.

Just caesar dressing and bullshit workplace policy.
I don't know how you fags don't get that.

>>10768322
For me, its the mocha freeze

Also, I apologize for calling so many of you folks "faggot" tonight. You may not be faggots.
But you sure acted like faggots.

>>10768565
Pretty sure everyone in this thread won’t be alive by that century.

Good night
Here is a Caesar dressing recipe:
Ingredients
2 small garlic cloves, minced
1 teaspoon anchovy paste (found near the canned tuna in the supermarket)
2 tablespoons freshly squeezed lemon juice, from one lemon
1 teaspoon Dijon mustard (I like the brand Maille)
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1 cup mayonnaise, best quality such as Hellmann's Real
1/2 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
Instructions

In a medium bowl, whisk together the garlic, anchovy paste, lemon juice, Dijon mustard and Worcestershire sauce. Add the mayonnaise, Parmigiano-Reggiano, salt and pepper and whisk until well combined. Taste and adjust to your liking. The dressing will keep well in the fridge for about a week.

I'm gonna go fuck my wife.

Don't let your employer take advantage of you.

>>10769346
>pre-prepared mayo

>caesar dressing

do Americans REALLY?

>>10769354
GGGGGG(b8)yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>10769376
No, but seriously, using jarred mayo for Caesar dressing is an abomination upon thy Lord worse than me being homosexual.

>>10768322
I don't like Mondays.

>>10769404
weak b8
you should try to go out and get pounded by a dude just to justify that post
pretty weak imo

>>10769420
Is this better?

>>10769466
>admitting it's bait
>not accepting that this thread is about caesar
dressing
>not accepting my definition of faggot
>accept my definitions
>accept my definitions
no, not really
but i like biting

>>10769583

>>10769588
checked
well done, probie

>>10769588
but on 2nd thought, you are still a faggot
can't reconcile

>>10769605

>>10769466
you can rub this dressing on your bald mug
it tastes good, too
and it's keto
so it will help with all your millennial pre-diabetic concerns

>it's a self-hating alice gets kicked out and needs to learn how to cook for the first time in her life so she leaves /lgbt/ for once episode

>>10769626
Thoughts on the work of Ray Blanchard?

>>10769626
>>10769632
PERSISTENT
Wow, just when i thought i lost all faith in humanity...

Here's a good Caesar dressing:
3 cloves Garlic, finely minced
1.5 tsp. Anchovy Paste
2 tbsp. Fresh Lemon Juice (~1/2 lemon)
1.5 tsp. Dijon Mustard
1 tsp. Worcestershire Sauce
3/4 cup Mayonnaise
Salt and Pepper to Taste (~1/4 tsp. each)

Enjoy
and don't listen to political bullshit on a food board.

>>10769643
Least it doesn't have FUCKING MAYO.

>>10769647
>has mayo
>keeps posting trans lgbt stuff
made it abundantly clear i was only posting about caesar and not being a wageslave
get hit with trans stuff
seriously, fuck off faggots

>>10769658
Like don't put fucking mayo in it. What flyover shithole are you from?

>>10769668
>when your shill colors show
2 Eggs
1 tablespoon of Dijon Mustard
1 clove of Garlic, crushed
3 Anchovy Fillets
1 teaspoon of White Pepper
2-3 pinches of Salt
17 fluid ounces of Olive Oil, light in flavor
2 ounces of Parmesan cheese, grated
1/3 cup of Parsley, finely chopped
3 tablespoons of Lemon Juice

>>10769681
>light in flavor

jesus fucking christ these proportions are so fucking fucked

>>10769684
are they, really?
did you make it, just now?
>shills
i appreciate you
it lets me know im doing god's work

>>10769681
Raw eggs? Just mixed in?

>>10769684
>>10769668
>>10769647
>>10769704
>when faggots don't understand that i am copying and pasting caesar recipes from any site stumble upon
>when they don't understand they are faggots
true, unabashed faggots
you're not this dumb, are you?

>>10769710
Come to Oz mate it's full of soft cunts like you

>>10768529
So you have this pic save on your computer?
I hope your dad died(but in a cool way,he defeated his enemy in a knife fight,stood up and straitened his tie just before the blood lose overcame him,yet as far as his enemy is concerned,daddy walked away the victor.),just so he never accidentally finds this.

Sage goes in all fields. Report and hide /pol/ threads. When will mods ban this shit?

bump

>>10769714
>>10769714
>>10769714
>OZ
i have a better idea:
you keep shilling
and i keep making you look like a faggot for whatever you stand for
sound good?
good

>>10769742
i will not shoot a bump

>>10769733
>33
the masons are on us
Hey, what do we do to MASONS???
"PUNCH EM IN THE MOUTH"
fuck off, faggot
this thread is mine

>>10769733
Nice try 9gag; you don’t fool me.

BACK TO CAESAR DRESSING WHICH IS WHAT THIS THREAD WAS ORIGINALLY ABOUT

EAT THE CAESAR
W/ BACON
and grated PARM
PUT IT YOUR MOUTH
EAT IT

>>10768565
Lol I love how every idiot tranny thinks there's some "revolution" coming. Why are you so hopeful dipshit? Its too bad you're gonna commit suicide in the few years because you never passed as a woman, not even close.

>>10768348
Are you trying to make a mouth salad?

>>10768625
Lol the freak doesn't realize his blood will never change no matter how many pills and animes he watches. Lol kill yourself.

How did you fuckers manage to make this thread even worse than the vegan shitposting?

ALL OF YOU
IM DONE
I'm a huge NCIS fan and it was fun talking about caesar dressing with you all. it's pretty funny to interact with all the faggots that come out. trolling, shilling, lol, i dont know why they're here
it's prob a psyop
jethro would say this is a psyop
all of this
why was a caesar thread derailed so many times by trans shit? when it wasn't even brought up?
well, all i have to say is, this is the funnnest thread ive ever been in. quite a few fagggots. when i say, faggot, i mean dipshit.
still fun, though.
have a good night.
find a good caesar recipe.
quit your wageslave job.

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>>10768348
Forbidden. They don't have a key on their fisher price register for side sauce.

>>10769825
kek

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>>10769839
not gonna let you faggots take this thread there

THIS THREAD IS ABT CAESAR DRESSING
everything else is bu;;shit

>>10769853
>replies to two posts that are actually relevant
holy shit anon you're a fucking faggot aren't you?

>>10769879
does caesar dressing make a man a faggot, no.
does shilling about lgbtbrapppffft chop my dick offf throw it in the make you a faggot? Probably. Most likely, sweetie. Best way i can put it.

anyone posting trans shit in a caesar dressing thread is a FUCKING FAGGOT
I'm sorry. I had to go there. You're trying to force faggotry on the Caesar dressing community, which will not stand. Ziva doesn't appreciate it. Mike doesn't appreciate it. Abbs doesn't appreciate it. Ducky doesn't appreciate it. Kate can't appreciate it because she's dead. And Dinozzo and McGee will fuck your shit up. Gibbs will watch...

I think everyone just needs to find a good caesar dressing recipe.
i think everyone needs to learn how to use Lovage, incorporate it into their cooking.
I think I'm going to start a casserole general tomorrow, with healthy casseroles, i'm losing it here.
You guys listen to the new OPN. pretty good. probably his best. better than G.0.D.
don't be mean
i don't care if you want to chop your dick off and throw it in the river
MORE POWER TO YOU
I care about caesar dressing though, more than your dick.

lol

>>10768998
me on the left

>>10771225
jared what are you doing on /ck/? also pls show your wife's juggs, thanks.

>>10768998
You know what's upsetting to me most about the Trump regime? The fact that perfectly ordinary attire like a dark suit is now stigmatized. Standard recommendation is now to wear "nice sneakers" and "your best jeans" to a job interview, even if it's at a major company.

Thanks, millennials.

Oh also the fact that Bloomberg's chances of getting elected president are now zero because he's a "NYC businessman" even though he is actually intelligent and the self-made man Trump pretends to be.

>>10771238
six inch footlong right in the ass.

Who keeps posting pictures of Jake "The Snake" Roberts in this thread

>>10769983
The face of autism

>>>/film/

>>10768322
this thread

>>10768529

bump

>>10768322
IS IT HARD TO MAKE ARRANGEMENTS WITH YOURSELF

>>10768876
Why is that transgendered woman wearing heels in the pool

>>10768915
>Some abortion advocate and obviously beat up kid at the front line up
vs
>a 15ft Trump with a bunch of literal demons including a pissed of skeleton with a fucking swastika carved into its skull
This is actually hilarious.