/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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I was taught it's unsanitary to wear long sleeves when working with patients.
Do Americans really?

It doesn't count as cannibalism if the meat is cooked.

Do these people not know about the fact that even small amounts of protien from your own species can cause horrible diseases, or do they just not care? You gonna get mad cow, retards.

Well it's a problem that solves itself I guess. Natural selection and all that.

There is no way the hospital just gave him medical waste.

>>10752692

What are the chances of that, in percentages? And source it.

>>10752706
His body his choice.

>>10752668
Shit, we´re not even allowed to wear watches

>YFW you will never get invited to a Hannibal dinner party ;_;

>>10752662
>Vice
God damn these fuckers are such a joke

>>10752706
>There is no way the hospital just gave him medical waste.

I work in an anatomic pathology lab.
We absolutely DO give people their specimens back if they ask for them. You just gotta sign a legal waiver that says (basically) whatever you do with it isn't our problem.

>>10752692
>even small amounts of protien from your own species
That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.
Go on, look it up, prove me wrong. Faggot.

>>10752706
When I woke up after getting my wisdom teeth removed, all four of my wisdom teeth were in a medical waste bag on my chest and I was on a hospital bed that was just parked in some random hallway.

>Finders Keepers is a 2015 documentary film by Bryan Carberry and Clay Tweel.[1] The story details John Wood's attempts to recover his mummified leg from Shannon Whisnant, after Whisnant found the leg in a grill purchased at a storage unit auction.
Fucking burgers man

>>10752711
Yes, because cannibalism is a common and socially-acceptable enough practice that there have been peer reviewed scientific studies with exact statistics made about it. Fuck off.

>>10752668

Absolutely not, at least not anywhere I've ever worked. Could just be some pleb poking his friends stub and not staff.

>>10752746
>When I woke up after getting my wisdom teeth removed, all four of my wisdom teeth were in a medical waste bag on my chest and I was on a hospital bed that was just parked in some random hallway.
Shit, that sucks. You must have gotten your surgery done at a hospital?

>>10752692
most of the diseases you get from eating human flesh only come about if you eat the brains, ie prion diseases
Mad Cow is also a prion disease
You can get mad cow by eating infected beef, but that's not how all prion diseases work.
Modern cannibals, well as modern as possible, got diseases like Kuru from eating the brains of corpses

You can catch diseases from eating meat, but it's usually not a problem if you cook it

>>10752751
So therefore we should just believe whatever bullshit you pull out of your ass?

>>10752692
>Do these people not know about the fact that even small amounts of protien from your own species can cause horrible diseases, or do they just not care? You gonna get mad cow, retards.

Explains why women/fags are mentally ill.

>DONT EAT YOUR OWN LEG, YOU COULD CATCH MAD COW FROM IT

not unless you already had mad cow

>>10752662
Satanists are pushing this shit.

>>10752783
>Satanists are pushing this shit.
What are you talking about?
Christ specifically told you to eat him in order to stay in communion with him.

>>10752783
This. You idiots fall for all this satanic cult garbage they shill us.

>>10752692
>>10752751
brainlet

>>10752783
>le satanic panic meme
did you grow up in the 80s as well, anon?

>>10752829
How did all of you conspirtards manage to end up here? We don't want you.

>>10752967
You satanic fucking losers are everywhere. Don't worry you're gonna get your ass beat soon.

>>10752729
This show was both amazing, and awful. Its great.

>>10752746
you got all 4 teeth done at the same time? that fucking sucks
I only had to get one out and even that was hell

>>10753659
can't stop mentioning hell for 5 seconds
fucking satanists go to hell

>>10752662
based
that's an extremely rare opportunity most people will never get, that guy and his friends are probably cool as hell

>>10752706
>There is no way the hospital just gave him medical waste.

If you read it the dude says that basically some religions have a rule were you have to bury the full body, so he took advantage of this loop hole. Dude had to fill out paperwork for it.

that's metal as fuck

>>10752662
>vice
The lengths people will go through to pretend they didn't find something on reddit is astounding

>>10752714
In nursing school, they required us to wear watches with a second hand in case there were no clocks around to monitor patient vital signs.

>>10753797
Makes sense to me...
>patient isn't breathing/bleeding profusly...
>better see if I have a second hand on my watch to check this shit out...

>>10752692
fag im not a cow so i cant get their diseases

>>10752662
See that leg? Yup, you guessed it, it's vegan.

>>10752692
He'd have to already have prion disease, retard.

>>10752662
Republicans will eat their own legs, but i can't abort my unborn child? SMDH

>>10752751
better resort to trusting superstition and myth then!

>>10752746
No offense dude but wisdom teeth is a REALLY minor surgery to the point that many people don't even go under for it.

>>10753790
as if vice is any better

>>10752711
>>10752770
>>10752830
>>10754726
>>10754812
I can't believe there are actually shills for casual cannibalism.

Unbelievable.

>>10752942
it's popular among /pol/cucks right now, it gets pushed really hard by literally who blog and """"""news"""""" websites that make their living on adsense/affiliate money

>"Hey guys! Wanna eat my leg?"

>>10752662
in this instance, reddit had all the fun. whatever floats your boat i guess.

>>10753052
Season 1 was great.
Season 2 was meh.
Season 3 was artsy bullshit.
Sad to see it go out like that, had insane potential

>>10753797
that's what your lapel watch is for

>>10752751
>>10752692
>>10755743
most retarded anon i've seen on 4chan this week. congrats.

>>10752729
so if i'm seeing this right, this portion has like 300-400g of meat and probably less than 100g of veggies, if you even count mushrooms as veggies. is this really supposed to be appetizing? does anybody just eat straight up meat like that with next to nothing on the side?

>>10752750
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finders_Keepers_(2015_film)#Plot
Holy shit, that plot.

>>10755729
Why bother saying anything? Everyone here knows what a wisdom tooth surgery is and most have had it. The vast majority of people who get them removed have at least one impacted tooth and must get general anesthesia. I had three impacted teeth.

The point of the story was to point out that they let me keep my teeth, not to try to score sympathy points. What's wrong with you?

>>10754747
Huh?

>>10755878
>mushrooms
look closer.

>>10752692
Prion decease is only if you eat the nerves, brain and spinal cord. And the incubation period can be as long as their life time remains.

>>10754747
no, it's biker

>>10755936
ah and if the foot isn't his in the first place. I'm retarded

>>10752662
>fajitas
what a shitty way to serve what would be a rare and extremely expensive piece of meat

>>10755892
>96% on rotten tomatoes
Of course, probably just because of the abuse subplot. Judge Mathis, why would you subject yourself to this?

>>10756007
>cause of the abuse subplot. Judge Mathis, why would you subject yourself to this?
No, it's because only people who like films like this bothered watching it.
46 people rated it.

>>10755729
You know, unless they want to remove them before they crown. Then they put you under while they excavate the teeth.

>>10752686
Yeah, yeah it does.

>>10755972
If it was stewed that's that's not a bad choice.

>>10756326
>hurr liver causes Vit-A poisoning.
>durr, all humans carry Kuru

Stop posting this image already, retards.

>>10756374
Didn't say not to eat the nervous system right before the liver.

>>10756374
Fuck off (((Hannibal)))

>>10756387
Said to not eat the brain, retard.
Someone obviously already took yours.

>>10752662
>3 week old, bruised meat
what the fuck yo

>>10756387
>nervous system
>rich in carbs
It's almost entirely fat. Fucking hell.

>>10755743
The only thing they are shilling for is for people to have sources to back what they say.

>>10752668
Why would you assume that all Americans do anything based on one picture, anyways?

Genuinely curious.

>>10752729
god i wish that was me

>>10752692
that's not how prions work

His friends took him to the hospital, so he took them to flavortown.
My only question is, did he cook the meat well done or rare?

>>10752692
Logic goes out the window when someone gets an erection from something.

>>10752746
>>10752765
>>10758222
Prions can be present in any nervous tissue, they are simply, for obvious reasons, most common in brain and spinal nerve tissues. The brain and spine are highest-risk for contracting prions, then major organs and nerve clusters, and muscle tissue (that is, the majority of the "proper" meat) should be least likely to infect you.

>>10755733
Vice is worse. It's like admitting you heard something from the NY Post vs. admitting you heard something from Brietbart. Nobody's proud that they read a NY Post article but everyone does it. Same goes with browsing reddit.

Also you can tell which boards are the worst on 4chan because the good ones (i.e. the slow boards, not /ck/) treat reddit like any other website because they're not populated by people who think coming to 4chan is something to be proud of.

>>10753790
cute

>>10760888
>Reddit
>good
Leave

/ck/ is really going down hill this week. probably was the same guy who posted this.

>>10762347

>>10760888
I dont browse reddit faggot. I bitch when people talk about it or its culture here because I dont like their site or users. That's why I come to 4chan. Because it wasnt like reddit until faggots like you invaded. Each website has a specific culture, keep them special. Keep reddit faggotry on reddit, faggot.

>>10752662
>reddit
>Vice Media

>>10752662

The fact that they ate human flesh doesn't bother me. The state that fucking foot was in before he cooked it bothers me a hell of a lot.

>>10753659
I had 8 pulled. 4 wisdom 4 bicuspids. Same day. 7 days later braces were put on....

>>10752794
Not sure if you're aware of this but Jesus was actually God himself. Unless you're also a God I think it's pretty safe to eat him.

You guys have no idea what kind of pain deep tissue injury creates. Imagine someone jabbing an ice pick into the gums of your teeth. Then you pass out. That's what a severed limb feels like.

>>10752668
>I was taught it's unsanitary to wear long sleeves when working with patients.
Are you going to explain why? You aren't really "taught" something if you can't explain why it is true

You guys ever dress a bandage deeper than an inch? Use sulfa tulle? Make someone scream pulling out a pack?

This shit isn't funny.

>>10762828

>>10752662
This is similar to an episode of South Park, isn't it?