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>Buy expensive coffee blend
>Whatever, it doesn't taste that special
>One morning run out of cigarettes
>Take a sip
>It's the best goddamned coffee I've ever tasted
What's coffee without my morning cig?
Any feels similar to this?

>> No.10750507

Just smoke...after you finish your coffee?

>> No.10750514
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>>10750497
I never really got into the micro-lots and autism until I abandoned the burning jew. Before I just tasted "coffee taste" and now I bask in the flavors of berries, earl grey tea, milk chocolate, and nougat. The flip side of that is that while I'm spending zero on combustion products, I'm spending significantly more on beans

Singapore has the right idea, not a total ban because that encourages a black market, while making martyrs out of addicts. Instead make it technically available but extremely annoying to engage in the filthy habit

>> No.10750550

>>10750514
>spending significantly more on beans
Can't buy them in bulk? What's the most expensive you ever got?

>>10750507
You know damn well it's not the same thing

>> No.10750617

>>10750497
Dunno I quit smoking years ago my man

>> No.10750637

>>10750497
>being a smoker
>having taste buds

Pick 1 only

>> No.10750650
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>>10750497
>smoking


Fucking degenerate. You don't deserve to taste. Good thing you won't quit because you're weak minded.

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>>10750650
>Doesn't like degenerates
>Goes on 4chan anyway
You seem like the kind of person who reads news articles from an opposing political view just so that you can have something to be outraged about.
Tumblr is probably more your speed anon.

>> No.10750678

Idea time. What if you... smoke your coffee.

>> No.10750689

>>10750497

You need to quit smoking my man. Read Allen Carr's book (or at least listen to it - it's free on youtube) it's actually not a meme. You won't believe how good things start tasting after just 3 days

>> No.10750696

>>10750689
Yeah, my parents quit with that book 10 years ago, ultimately started again.
I've never really wanted to quit, it's only now that I'm considering, what with coffee tasting great and my mother's lungs being nearly done for
How about we talk about coffee though

>> No.10750699

>>10750672
Most of 4chan is contrarian by nature, my reddit friend.

>> No.10750709

>>10750672
Not that anon but I read article's from opposing sides so I can get into their frame of mind and easily defeat them in a debate. Works everytime, I watch the news almost 24/7 and when youve won you can name drop laws, proposed laws, bans and people they dont know they just crumble. Had a couple leftist cucks in tears a few weeks ago because I destroyed their world view with cited and unbiased sources even used some left wing ones.

>> No.10750714

>>10750696

Well I smoked for 12 years and I only quit last week plus I fucking love coffee so I know how you feel; but even when I did smoke I was never stupid enough to smoke as soon as I got up. Croissant + coffee first then cigarette 30 mins later then another coffee. I also never smoked 1 hour prior to any meal because I knew I wouldn't be able to taste shit.
Good luck quitting my man

>> No.10751046

>>10750709

>Not that anon but I read article's from opposing sides so I can get into their frame of mind and easily defeat them in a debate.

this is the most autistic and retarded thing you could possibly do, you fucking vapors0y non-human disentity.

>> No.10751148

>>10751046
>I read article's from opposing sides so I can get into their frame of mind
This isn't autistic or retarded, being informed on multiple sides of an issue is what educated people should be doing. Most things in life don't come down to "x is absolutely good and y is absolutely bad."
>and easily defeat them in a debate
This is the autism part. So many people on the internet want to win debates, not too many actually want to discuss.

>> No.10751150

>>10750497
>Coffee and cigarettes
Enjoy your mouth, throat, lung, bladder, pancreatic, and colon cancers

>> No.10751158

>>10751148

>This isn't autistic or retarded, being informed on multiple sides of an issue is what educated people should be doing.

education is confusion.

>> No.10751358

>>10750550
I don’t home roast so buying in bulk would be dumb. Home roasting will never be able to equal pro roasting on a quality to cost basis, it’s for hobbyists much like home espresso machines

Most expensive ever was maybe $75/lb but I normally keep it in the $17-20 range for a 12 oz bag

>> No.10751399

>>10750714

>quits for only one week
>expert

No, but seriously good luck. Been 6 months and I don't really miss them.

>> No.10751460

>>10750497
cigarettes fuck with your tastebuds, why do you think models smoke? to lose weight

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>>10750678
They're actually pretty good. Not at all like a cheap flavored cigarillo. The flavor, while present, does not mask the taste of the tobacco.

>> No.10751544

>>10751399
Lol I did quit last year for about 7 months and restarted out of sheer stupidity. Hope to kick it for good this time around

>> No.10751559

>>10750497
Apparently, quitting cigarettes is suppose to make other forms of tobacco taste leagues better as well. I've heard quite a few cigar smokers claim their cigars became much more flavorful once you quit.

But I know that feel. I miss the cig + black coffee combo almost as much as the cig + IPA combo.

Just go clean for a year then get into pipes. Healthier, cheaper, and classy as fuck.

>> No.10751649

>>10751559
Smoking tobacco doesn't "taste" like anything. Your nicotine receptors just reward you more heavily after a long period of cessation.

>> No.10751657

>>10750714
Hey thanks buddy
I used to have some days when I said I would not smoke just to see if I could, and it seemed to be ok. I've never really tried or wanted to quit for good, but I'm thinking I'll try. Good luck man

>> No.10751672

>>10751559
Pipes are absolutely disgusting. You literally get a cesspit of yellow swamp water at the base and any wrong move will have you swallow that shit. No form of tobacco is any way truly enjoyable, it's like wearing a really tight shoe all day just to enjoy the feeling of taking them off at the end of the day, or during your smoke breaks.

>> No.10751675

>>10751649
>flavor compounds do not exist during combustion
Then why do we smoke meats and cheeses, you retarded fuck?

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>>10751649
>Smoking tobacco doesn't "taste" like anything
>Being a tastelet

>> No.10751808

>>10751672
t. Didn't actually know how to smoke pipes properly

>> No.10751868

>>10751672
So I guess you're the current retard name fag?

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>>10751672
>No form of tobacco is truly enjoyable
>not being able to appreciate a cigar every now and again
>being a tastelet

>> No.10751883

I got some blue mountain beans once, expensive as fuck but I'd say it was worth it.
>Making a cup for my dad.
>Slowly grinding them by hand.
>Manage to brew it just right in a french press.
It was great, he said that it was the best coffee he ever had, he normally goes for instant coffee though so maybe it doesn't mean much.

Also, you shouldn't use cigarettes to substitute your food. Stop it.

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>>10751675
>>10751710
>>10751808
>>10751868
>>10751882

>all these drug addicts in denial

Yes I'm sure you enjoy the taste of your specific poison. I'm sure if your brand wasn't available you wouldn't smoke literally anything you can get your hands on to scratch your itch. Fucking idiots falling for the nicotine Jew and shilling for it, let's see you have the same attitude in 20-30 years. Oh what's that? Oh yeah I'm SURE you can stop any time you want...

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>>10752154
>being this much of a nu male soyboy

>> No.10752242

>>10752154
>smoke a cigar once or twice a month
>drug addict
Nice bait.
Mademereply/10

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>>10751150
>be me
>be swiss
>our nation has the highest rate of smoking in western europe
>longest male lifespan in the world
>longest female lifespan in the west
>smoking kills goy ;___;

>> No.10752659

>>10752224
I smoked for 12 years son and finally kicked the habit. Just trying to make people see that the nicotine Jew doesn't really do anything for you. The cigarette creates the demand for the next one. Just like heroin.

>> No.10752673

>>10750637
this