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>95% carbs
holy fuck, what's wrong with italians??? How can they call this a "meal"?

>> No.10733283

You're going to get a visit from the Spag Yeti.

>> No.10733285

>>10733275
Guess you dont toil the soil breh

>> No.10733286

>>10733275
Looks american to me

>> No.10733296
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10733296

>>10733275
sicilians are niggers

>> No.10733415

Why pretend they eat almost exclusively pasta? Italians have a wide and varied diet.

>> No.10733806

>>10733283
Don't know why but this post is hilarious

>> No.10733831

>>10733275
they don't. the meal is vegetables/salad, protein, and a small serving of pasta.

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>>10733286

>> No.10733843
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>>10733283
>Spag Yeti

>> No.10734461
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10734461

That's cool and all but post the spaggheti porn already

>> No.10734610
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>>10733283
Here it is, guys. It's our new meme.

>> No.10734612

>>10733831
They eat pure protein? Bizarre.

>> No.10734616
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>>10733283

>Spag Yeti

>> No.10734623

>>10733283
I like it
its clean, its simple

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>>10733835

>> No.10734630

>>10733275
Carbs are bad now?

>> No.10734634

>>10733283
Yes

>> No.10734639
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>>10734623
and its not very funny. So it makes for a fantastic internet running gag.

>> No.10734642

>>10734461
her left eye looks like a maggot desu

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>>10733283
include me in this.

>> No.10734748

>>10733296
fuck OFF

>> No.10734842

>>10733283
what

>> No.10734845

>>10734612
Are you retarded ?
He means protein as in meat or fish.

>> No.10734846

>>10733275
It's a meal designed for hardworking men. I'm not surprised you nu male faggots are confused by this.

>> No.10734850

>>10734845
I know what he means. I'm letting him know he's retarded. And so are you.

>> No.10734863

>>10733831
they jizz on a small plate of spaghetti and eat tat with salad. What the fuck Italians?

>> No.10734897

I know a dude who is eating mostly vegan (he has to eat fish from time to time by his doctor's order) and he is a fat, lazy fuck. He eats a pound of pasta with a rich soy cream sauce by himself.
Breakfast can be half a loaf of bread with hummus and other stuff.

>> No.10734919

>>10733275
>What is sausage
>What is parmesan cheese

>> No.10734948

>>10734897
who cares

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>>10733283

>> No.10735035

>>10733275
Semolina is actually extremely high protein wheat

>> No.10735038

https://youtu.be/mVnJrEYwAZI
they are a bunch of fatties

>> No.10735051

>>10733275
They bankrupted their own country for fucks sake. Of course italians are fucking retards.

>> No.10735069

>>10735038
>Friuli
dude GRAPPA lmao

>> No.10735083

>carbs are bad
Carbs are literally the best thing you could be eating.

>> No.10735096

>>10735051
*the EU bankrupted their country
ftfy

>> No.10735103

>>10735016
nice

>> No.10735105
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>>10733283
Wtf am i reading?!

>> No.10735122

>>10735096
>imagine being THIS retarded.

>> No.10735137

>>10734709
in what?

>> No.10735172
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>>10733283
Fucking perfect

>> No.10735174

>>10733283
Can't believe I was here for the start of it

>> No.10735186

>>10735137
Hello newfriend

>> No.10735454
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>>10733283
>spag yeti

>> No.10735615

>>10735186
been here a long time. The isnt going to be a screen cap.
>>10735174
start of what?

>> No.10735619
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>>10733283

>> No.10735627

>there are this many people on /ck/ who think that retarded post is funny

>> No.10735961

>>10735627
It doesn't matter if it's funny. Jack webms are funny, but they took over threads for a while. Egg mountain dude wasn't funny, but he's only just starting to pass. That fucking banana on /b/ wasn't funny. Funniness has nothing to do with longevity/popularity of a meme.

>> No.10735986

>>10735961
Thanks, lori.

>> No.10736011

>>10733283
Based spag yeti poster

>> No.10736026

How did he do?
https://youtu.be/JcCNjk5aRMw

>> No.10736115

>>10735016
Very nice.

>> No.10736234

>>10733283
hello from r/4chan, toasting in epic bread!

>> No.10736245

>>10736234
>thanks for the gold kind stranger!!

>> No.10736450

>>10734897
In my country the diet of people like that are in rough translation called
>Chips-beer-vegans
As in it's likely they eat mostly just chips and beer which is why they are unhealthy fat fucks and the worst kind of faggots that should be fucking gassed for being weak spineless faggots like the faggot celeb-"chef" who just offed himself.

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>>10733283

>> No.10736595

>>10735627
What do you expect? This board is full of women and none of them are funny.
They're borderline stupid.

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>>10733283

>> No.10738231

>>10733283
stoked for you man, this must be an awesome feeling. keep up the fresh content !

>> No.10738402

>>10738231
kek. Fucking lame as fags.

>> No.10738584

pasta is supposed to be a way to get rid of leftovers by making an appetizer with them
only amerifats turn this shit into a main dish and carb-load out the ass

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>>10733283
Mama Mia

>> No.10738596

>>10738588
>hey get out of my bowl!

>> No.10739033

>>10735016
good lord

>> No.10739042

>>10733283
I'm so lost on why this has so many replies

>> No.10739058
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>>10739042
>he wasn't there when anon cut his own balls and made meatballs for (you)s

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>>10734639
>Cups
>Switches to grams for the last ingredient

>> No.10739389

>>10733275
That's not a meal. That's just one course. You also have the meats, antipasto, cooked vegetables and salad. At the end you scoop up all the sauce and oil with a piece of bread. Then you have coffee and biscotti.

>> No.10739565

>>10733283
SPAGGED

>> No.10739829

>>10734709
YAPARRO

>> No.10739961

>>10733283
Why so many replies
It's not even funny

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>>10739961
>your sense of humour

>> No.10740246

>>10735016
I wish the spag yeti would bring me some spaghetti

>> No.10740607

I routinely pound through entire boxes of barilla spaggheti. It must be like 275g carbs or so. Still 130 lb and not gaining weight and its fucking delicious with the right sauce

Sorry keto cucks

>> No.10741388

>>10733275
>primo piatto
The hint's in the name, retard.

>> No.10741402

>>10734461
Tfw I know the sauce

>> No.10741417

When I was in Italy, they put ketchup on toast and called it pizza.
But I guess that's why they are healthier people.

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>>10733283
put me in le reddit screencap

>> No.10743561

>>10733283
why did you have to ruined my thread :(((

>> No.10743608

>>10743561
you're not OP. I am

>> No.10743633

>>10733283
if anyone else is curious, most of the replies are samefagging

>> No.10743638

>>10735615
>being this wrong

>> No.10744814

>>10733283
>oshit

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10745130

>>10733283
What do I have to do to get a visit from the Spag Yeti? I'm hungry and I need my carbs.

>> No.10745787

>>10736595
>"sheekhay is female majority"

>> No.10746588

>>10735016
Is it just me or does he have a massive hard on in that picture?

>> No.10747250

>>10745787
Hi, Mr. Connery. Big fan of yours.

>> No.10747323

>>10733283
toasting

>> No.10747844

>>10733283
Okay that made me chuckle.

>> No.10747856

>>10747250
fucking lost