/ck/ - Food & Cooking

imagine raping her as a joke lol

It's the eyes. They pierce the soul and tenderize the loins, so to speak. The steely gaze of a legitimate succubus. A chubby one, at that.

>>10728839
stfu

claire needs a strong goofy supportive hunk to make gentle calming love to her after a long neurotic sweaty day of failing to recreate 90s junk food

>professional chef
>let's make skittles and cheetos lol!
Fucking women suck at literally everything they do I swear.

>>10728858
>has no idea what he's talking about- the post
do you embarrass yourself in every thread you post in, dipshit?

She's fat and unattractive

>>10728833
IF U DONT WANNA FU*CK FAT CHICKS, YOUR GAY!

>>10728839
kek

>>10728833
>>10728839
Imagine her dominating you with her feet, after you haven't eaten for a day or two. Being forced to lick her delicious cooking off of her soles and toes, giving it that extra bit of flavor.
God she's so cute.

>>10728833
Is that grey streak natural or dyed?

>>10728833
khazar witchcraft
(tfw ywn be her goytoy)

>>10728913
I knew a guy who had a birthmark that bleached his hair naturally white(a streak like claire's) in highschool so it's possible?

>>10728833
Is she a jewess or italian.

Serious question.

>>10728913
she had a traumatic event occur in her past that led to a portion of her hair turning white.

>>10728908

Need me a damn chunky candy mommy gf right now or things are gonna get ugly real quick

>>10728963
This literally never happens to anyone, ever. Unless you're talking about mechanical trauma to the head, which could damage the hair follicles in the impact area, but is more likely to result in a bald spot.

It's probably dyed, but may be poliosis.

>>10729017
she was raped as a joke and her hair has been like that ever since

>>10728908
You feetfags need more imagination. That's the most tame and basic thing that even your parents would think about

>>10728833
you have a lame waifu

>>10729011
I cry every night i'm without my candy mommy gf

>>10729017
Once there was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't come to school but when he finally came back his hair turned from black into bright white. He said that it was from when the car smashed him

>>10728956
She was cooking pork ribs in her latest vid and talked about eating them growing up, so either Italian or cultural jew only.

>>10729106
No there wasn't. Or he was lying

>>10729160
Mmm mmm mm mmm

>>10728833
>gets blfo by Brad every video

>>10729017

There's an older video of her making soup dumplings and the white streak isn't there (or she's hiding it somehow).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMYRjp4h0y0

It's probably poliosis, especially given that it's right above her forehead. That's a really common spot for it to develop.

wow stop bullying my future wife

>>10728833
Fat women turn you on op. For me she is just an overweight wanna-be chef.

would absolutely love to get this cutie blasted on mixed drinks she read about on a blog, after that I would practically carry her back to her place, rip her shoes off and start sucking on her toes like little jawbreakers. when she sobers up enough to try to get me to stop i'd push her over and voraciously fuck her round white ass while she lets out grunts of pain in her drunken stupor. I bet she has a couple moles on her ass

I liked her video with the skittles, although I wish she had figured something out for grape

If you don't like Claire you are a homosexual

>>10728833

>>10729395
the apron makes it seem like she has hips, but she's just a fridge with no ass

still a cute tho, but paste her prime

The internet is filled with 10/10s, 9/10s, and 8/10s, and you people are jacking off over this? What's the appeal? Is it because she's dumpy looking and you people have such low self esteem that you can't get excited looking at a female unless she's below a certain fairly low threshold of attractiveness otherwise it's not believable in your mind?

>>10729566
yes that's it in a nutshell
she kind of looks like my pal
she's also overweight but pretty faced and has that exact same hair streak thing.
She''s also shite at cooking, she mostly gets it wrong or googles how to do stuff or the dude comes and tells her what to do.
Really empowered female.
I'd breed with her though as she's done better in life than me.

>>10729583
Why don't you ask your pal out on a date

>>10729566
Eye of the beholder, retard. I personally consider a lot of so-called 10/10 doll types to be worthless tripe. That high-maintenance look just doesn't appeal to me.

>>10729588
Because of course the next step up from an overweight uggo with grey hair is a high strung doll screeching at you to buy her christian louboutins or she will deny you the sex. That completely makes sense anon, now I see the appeal of fat uggos!

>>10729586
cos like this bird she's not as hot in real life as on her fb pics. She's good at FGAS and her mental health is all over the place. She's a lovely girl but I wouldn't get involved cos she's either psycho mental or if she's "normal" it's all hippies and crystals n fairys and sharkaras n shit.

>>10729596
>broken NEET on 4chan who obsesses over people on youtube complains that his female friend isn't up to his high standards
Jesus christ man, listen to yourself

>>10729596
>FGAS
fat girl angle shot

>>10729594
Why are you so rude? Because I called you a retard? You're proving me to be correct in doing so.

>>10728857
Are you telling me you want her to fuck Brad?

>>10729602
lol check you yah fuckwit.
I'm not neet and and i dont stick my dick in crazy.
I'm not a teenager annd just getting my diick wet isnt worth a world of trouble. Nigga please, white knight despra-fag.

>>10729602
you want her FB?
lol "supreme gentlemen wants to make contact with you, accept/decline"

>>10729605
How is any of that rude?
>>10729609
I like it how asking about why people are attracted to a specific greyhead uggo on youtube is now "white knighting". For your next act you will call me a 25 year old boomer

>>10729614
I dunno dude, didn't you say she's fat and mentally ill? That makes her sound pretty ideal, I don't think I could muster the courage. I'd rather just jack off to an uggo on youtube instead. For me it is claire, the best uggo in the whole internet. If you don't have her entire life story memorized it's because you're a jealous roastie, REEEEEEE

>>10729617
mate what are you on about? are even keeping up with your own thread?

>>10729619
lolocaustic
any holes a goal right?
keks

>>10729620
My own thread? Perhaps you mistook my sarcasm as something that it wasn't, just as you mistook my disinterest in youtube uggos as "white knighting". I didn't make this thread, I'm just asking what the obsession is based on. I got my answer, and now you're getting upset because ???? I'm trying to steal your fat mentally ill facebook acquaintance who friendzoned you? Who can say, really.

>>10729627
Nah, only holes attached to something ugly and flawed enough that I can imagine being allowed near it without someone calling the police. Average or (god forbid) above average females are far too plebeian for my refined tastes, who wants to buy christian loubutins just to have the sex? Which I have totally had, btw. If you disagree with me ur an incel.

>>10729630
how much mountain dew have you consumed today bruh?
My tubby FB pal would love a dose of my hose but as stated she's issue riddled.

>>10729636
I had an aeropress of Colombia Monserrate, an Ataúlfo mango, and I am now consuming a VegaSport chocolate protein shake before heading off to lift. I haven't tasted mountain dew in probably about 20 years, give or take a few.

>>10729642
okay, we're oldfagging are we?
I've not eaten meat since 1984.
nine fuckking teen eighhty fucking four!!!!!!!

>>10729642
>>10729635
this is the same guy right?>>10729650
>>10729636
>>10729627
>>10729620
this is all me

what's the best claire video?

>>10729728
kitkat for that phat ass shot

>>10728858
>professional chef
>editor of a food magazine
I don't think these two are the same.

>>10729728
Her on the It's Alive episode for Sour Dough Bread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oidnwPIeqsI

>>10728833

its the eyes and her great attitude

>>10729608
I would so watch that. Hnnng.

>>10730176
that was comfy as fuck

>>10729106
>>10729160
>>10729249

I kek'd, while crying about my fetish for chicks with lots of moles, desu. Fuck my 90s adolescence.

>>10728833
I dunno Anon, I don't really see it.

>>10729114
>>10728956
https://www.bonappetit.com/entertaining-style/holidays/article/easy-gefilte-fish-recipe
>If anything betrays my Ashkenazi Jewish heritage—besides the Casper-the-friendly-ghost-like skin tone—it’s my love of fishy fish
She's a FILTHY KIKE

Can she marry all of us?

>>10728833
Because you're desperate and don't know the touch of a woman

Claire a cute

I'm so in love with her
I want to just sit there as she makes food for me and explains it every step of the way
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE MY LIFE

>>10731045
Go see a hooker and lose your v-card, you'll see it's not as big of a deal as you're making it out to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGjCeAbWKPo
Look in the background at the way her ass jiggles as she stirs and shit. It's in the first minute or so

>>10731051
I'm not a virgin, I'm just lonely

>>10728881
Digits confirm

>>10731053
why does he talk like a fucking retard

>>10731209
>8881 (failed quads)
>digits
What did he mean by this

>>10730600
Good find

To me the just makes her hotter desu

>>10731053
Nice catch anon

>dat jiggle
>dat cute face as she tries the sauce

>>10730600
>not wanting to impregnate a Jewess with an ideal birthing body who will connect you with her secret society of business, media, and political puppet masters, and cooks you up good stuff

What did they mean by this?

https://youtu.be/Mjz2aZ350vg

>>10731209
What's with newfags calling digits where there aren't any these days?

>>10731778
this, trips don't lie

>>10731774
>(edited)

>>10728858
>>professional chef
>fucks up tempering chocolate

>>10728956
i think they only hire jews there

>>10728956

jews went to ukraine after being expelled from italy

>>10729017
>>10729270

its dyed you incels

>>10729566

i would take a comfy gf over some psychotic thot any day

>>10730176

stop bullying her brad

>>10728833
i unironically jerked off because of claire today

i didnt jerk off to her, she made my dinky twitch so i watched porn tho

>she will never roll her eyes at you and dismiss you

>>10731990
thank you for confessing your sin

>>10728913
probs vitiligo

>>10728833
I want her to sit on my face if you know what I mean

>>10728833
She’s not hot. You live a pathetic life and you’re lonely.

>>10733080
go on

>Literally thousands of comments talking about her being pretty.

>>10728833
>why is she so hot /ck/
Because she's charismatic, genuine 10/10 personality.

>>10729160

>>10733083
Stop cyber bullying me ;_;

>>10733380
>because she's charismatic
Finally someone talking some fucking sense. People don't seem to realize with enough charisma anyone can be a success. Just look at a guy like Steve Harvey. He has opinions that would piss off 99% of media outlets, but he's got that charisma so people still watch his shows.

>>10733802
Steve Harvey is a fucking rapist anon

>>10731969
It's just playful jesting, autistic beta. No wonder you don't get laid.

>>10729566
She's pretty yet plain enough for it to be believable that you could meet her in a bar and hook up with her, she's chubby but has good fat distribution where she's not apple shaped and is decently thicc. Shes the perfect 6 so many guys are attracted to her because she's attainable.

>>10729017
It did happen when they nuked Theramore

>tfw claire's instagram is just food

>watching some fat old kike cook marshmallows or whatever
you guys are fucking retarded tbqh

>>10728913
Mana bombing of Theramore

>>10729608

Brad is basically chad just spelled different. He could slay anyone's pussy there with minimal effort.

>>10728833
Makeup. At that age it's dependent on makeup.

Her skin does look nice and soft, though. And, unlike most white women her age, she doesn't appear to be ravaged by drug and alcohol abuse.

>come to /ck/ to watch jack webms
>find claire thread
>now im gay for Brad

is this how it goes on /ck/?

>>10731843
Can confirm. Off by one and done.

>>10728847
>tenderize the loins
This was chuckle out loud tier funny

>>10728873
this

im not sure if this girl is 21 or 68.

>>10734895
She's the quintessential 20 year old boomer.

>>10734737
are you me

>>10734895
It's this. She looks young, but the splash of grey makes her look like she has that older woman casualness about sex.

>>10728833
I mean I like Claire just fine, but Molly is so much cuter

>>10729566
It's the difference between a delicious homecooked meal that is nourishing for your soul versus a meal at some overly expensive gourmet restaurant named after it's own street address like "21 Main" because there's literally nothing else interesting about it.

>>10730600
This also could explain the captivation, it could be Jewess sex magick

>>10735275
t. has never been to a good restaurant, nor had sex with a woman he was legitimately attracted to

life is unfair, isn't it

>>10735308
I'm married to a girl like this which is why I totally get it. She was making breakfast burritos barefoot in the kitchen earlier and my dick was diamonds just hearing her poke around.

Sorry you've never had anyone who really cares about you make you a delicious homecooked meal, anon. I've had 50 dollar steaks before but that's nothing compared to the chocolate cake my mom makes me every year on my birthday.

>>10731947
[citation still needed]

>>10735339
>I had to sexually settle for a mommy substitute and I can't afford nice things
But you said that before

>>10734912
i dont even cook apart from eggs and chicken

>>10728833
>why is she so hot

her apron makes her look thinner from behind. it's very flattering for her outline and hides the fact that she's just another bratty fatty. pic related, she's getting this effect.

if she lost 40lbs she'd be a 10/10

>>10735344
hahaha sorry you're a sad faggot anon, I experience levels of /comfy/ you can only dream about on a daily basis.

>pic related: it's you

>>10735360
Not to change the subject too much but why does /ck/ say "comfy" to refer to unappealing/depressing scenarios, foods, and aesthetics? You guys also say that about that guy who opens cold war era dried foods and eats them on youtube for shock value.

>>10731053
Is he fucking drunk for this why can't he talk properly?

>>10735365
>You guys also say that about that guy who opens cold war era dried foods and eats them on youtube for shock value.

steve doesnt do it for shock value he does it because he loves MREs you fucking faggot.

>>10735371
Is that supposed to be less depressing?

>>10729583
When you're using the word "breed" to refer to sex with a woman, your chances of passing on your genetics are approaching nil. That's some neckbeard-level shit right there.

>>10735370
We're all not as confident in front of the camera as you, Tom Hanks.

>>10735391
t. guy who doesn't know where he is

>>10729609
Lots of truth here fellas. For you youngin's, it gets easier to get laid in your thirties, forties, and fifties. Ironically, once you have that maturity, you get more selective about who you fuck. Age is kinder to men than women. We pay for it though, dying five years earlier or so.

how tall is she? how much does she weigh?

she looks ~5'4, probably 180.

>ba shills. No. Just NO!

>>10735529
jietteguot :D

I'd creampie her bareback then change my number and ghost her the following morning. Then lol to myself knowing she's raising my kid and I'm out enjoying life like a man should

>>10736038
Is that supposed to be attractive?

>>10736052
Are you supposed to be gay?

>>10736085
>I lowered my standards so much it turned me s-straight! no homo!
How did people end up like this?

>>10728833
she's 5/10
and she wouldn't want to be your friend anon

>>10736093
Shes cute and that always makes a girl a minimum 6

>>10736038
brrrRRRAAAAPPPP

>>10736114
>Shes [sic] cute [sic]
No, not really

>>10736118
Why don't you just fucking leave to the cooking with dog thread then?

>>10736149
When you people stop shitting up every single thread on this board with your weird obsession with this chick, I might consider your request

>>10736038

>>10736154

>>10736166
>but if you don't find this fat uggo attractive ur gay/female/triggered
You can keep saying that, yes. Yet you've been posting these pathetic threads for weeks now. Even Taylor Swift stalkers from /pol/ are less pathetic than you, at least she's thin and pretty. Imagine being more pathetic than a neo-nazi incel who thinks he's going to marry a pop star if he spams enough pictures of her on the internet.

@10736194
>getting this mad
wew