/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I will gladly trade bodies with you.

You aren't eating as much as you think you are, count your calories.

>>10725627
OP won't do this

>>10725604
Get put on an olanzapine regimen

>>10725604
>cant gain weight

Maybe try changing that rule where you can't eat with any females around if your wife isn't with you?

>your wife
Kek.

Gaining or losing weight isn't magic. You're not eating as much calories as you think.

>>10725627
>>10725637
I will. Im just tired of looking like a skelly.

>>10725650
Why do you have a problem with morals? Not being near any women without his motherwife is what our vice president does

>>10725604
Gaining weight has to be the easiest thing in the world short of breathing. Literally just eat a fuckton and don't move a lot.

>>10725669
Our vice president is a fucking nut job.

SS+GOMAD
Read the sticky. /Fit/'s sticky.

>>10725604
know that stuff that you can eat a lot of and still feel ok?

find it, for me thats ice cream in the vanilla variety, never gets old

>you have to break yourself in like a fasting a day or two helps kickstart a weight loss so does eating the bad stuff three days in a row for weight gain

>>10725604
You will damage your body then you will get fat—ironically pining for the days when you were thin...

>>10725604
>4k cals per week

No fucking wonder you are losing weight.

>>10725604
lmao you are not eating 3000 kcals, try like 1500 at most, i used to think the same when i was like 16 that i am naturally skelly but in time you will realise its FAR easier to gain weight than to lose weight....

>>10725604
drink oil

>>10725604
Just eat ice cream and peanut butter all day

Just drink alcohol every day

>>10725604
if you genuinely are eating that many extra calories and are unable to gain ANY weight, see a doctor. pretty big sign of coeliac disease.
otherwise, if your family has similar weight its just genetic.

>>10725604
Count your calories. This is probably a troll anyway.

>>10725604
If you truly believe this, you are in denial of your budding eating disorder. Still early stages, backpedal while you still can.

>>10725604
thinfags will do absolutely anything but count calories, they'd rather cry.

Maybe you have hyperthyroidism

>>10725604
are you actually calorie counting? Because somtimes I think I eat a lot and it’s actually not.

>>10725604
GOMAD

>>10725689
Our VicePresident is scandal free. He ain't gonna get metoo'd

>>10725604
Start taking some black market thorazine.

>>10725604
you are guaranteed to gain weight if you force your muscles to rebuild, ie, weight lifting.

>>10725604
People can gain weight on non-shit quality food. You might be skinny but the shit you're eating could still be wreaking havoc on the inside of your body, just something to consider.

>>10725604
maybe you have celiac disease, which has ravaged your intestines to the point where they aren't absorbing nutrients anymore, resulting in malnutrition.

>>10727117
Not actually true. When I stopped drinking I gained weight.

Probably a combo of when I was drinking, I would purposely eat very little, to get the best of the buzz.

And now that I stopped, I don't have any coping mechanism besides food. Used to use benzos and booze to deal with anxiety and depression. Now it's Culvers and Cheetos.

Granted I have only ever had negative coping mechanisms. So I'm not the rule. Far from it.

Why do you want to gain weight so much? This is something people would kill for.

That and you might have worms

>>10727604
>thousands of extra calories a day
>losing weight

sounds like type 1 diabetes to me. how many times are you pissing per day, OP?

>>10727777
Same here. I went from ~150 to 195 in the span of a year after quitting along with trying to be a hackerman. After I gave that up and went back to FoH work, I'm back down to 165 after another year.

>>10727888
FoH?

>>10725604
>wah wahh i can't gain weight and can eat whatever I want waahhhh

Stop humble bragging, you fucking twink faggot

It's just like how it's hard for people who want to lose weight to accept that the transitional period of adjusting to radical diet changes (in terms of how much they eat) is going to be seriously uncomfortable.

For them, it's feeling constantly unsatisfied with their meals for weeks or even months, and even once that's gone they'll always have the knowledge they have the capacity to eat so much more which will tempt them whenever they're just out to enjoy themselves.

For you, it's going to be eating decently past the point of being "full." You're going to feel like you're good, and you're going to have to consistently eat more than that. You're going to want delay or even pass up a meal because you're not that hungry yet, then say no to yourself and eat a whole damn meal right then when you don't even feel like it.

Honestly it's more trouble than it's worth but once you're used to it and get into a regular habit at least you won't be hounded by the impulse to eat less in the same way a person who cut down their diet would feel the desire to eat more.

chug olive oil, shit ton of calories from healthy fats. Just eat a ton of healthy food.

>>10725604
OP, im in the same fucking boat, have been for 5 years.

103lbs, 19 years old. Havent gained weight since 9th grade.

fucking embarrassing.

>>10728899
This phenomenon is well known to >>>/fit/

Skinny fags overestimate the calories they eat and fatties underestimate calories.

>>10725604
I feel you OP.
I'm not 110 lbs because I would be dead, I am much much taller than you, however I am still skinny. I count calories I eat no less than 3000 calories a day usually 3400 calories a day and I don't eat more only because I don't have the $$. So I don't eat all that expensive stuff you listed like McDonalds. In my adult life I weighed in at a peak of 178 lb. (still underweight) after two weeks of christmas holiday binge eating and I was down to 165 again by the month of March. Weight gain sources seem to have zero impact, or sometimes even negative impact because it'll actually suppress my hunger.

>>10728989
stills sucks desu

i didnt have mommy to make me tendies whenever i wanted them

>>10725604
Just be gay twink and enjoy literally s+ life

>>10728044
>le healthy fats
chugging a bottle of olive oil isn't healthy, that's like saying fiber is good for you so you should eat 5 lbs of potato skins in one sitting. It will destroy your intestines.

>>10729052
>19 years old
get a job and buy your own fucking tendies