/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What is it about this lad that makes him instantly recogniseable as British?
There are people with bad hair and teeth in other parts of the world too, but I'd never mistake him for one of them.

>meatless chicken
Then it's not chicken.

>>10718405
thats a big guy.

>>10718417
light red pigments all over the skin

>>10718443
That's the /ck/ janitor

>>10718405
I would buy it. But it probably won't come to the US for a few years

>>10718417
to be fair I kind of assumed he was a new yorker

>>10718405
>meatless chicken
>yeah id like a bucket of 12 fried bits of batter please
What were they thinking

>>10719378
> 12 fried bits of batter please

This sounds unironically tasty, and would make for a menu item that could be sold in great quantities for very little production cost.

>>10718443

>>10719463
so basically huspuppies, which are really fucking good.

>>10718417
The amazing genetics in his bloodline.

>>10718417
The grimace.

>>10718417
>What is it about this lad that makes him instantly recogniseable as British?
It's the porcine eyes.

Note how the dumb britbong is too dim to realize the horizontal stripes of his shitty polo shirt make him look even fatter than he is. Clutching his bag of deep fried slop as he waddles back to his hovel. Mouth hanging half open, rotten teeth on display. A paragon of his kind. God I hate the bongs. Slimy, degenerate, swine, festering on their shithole of an island.

>>10718405

>>10719735

>>10718405
Jesus H. Christ, he actually has a 56% face.

>>10719741
>tfw you're a living caricature

And the worst thing is that these animals can't even speak English properly. They have 500 accents on their tiny island and you can understand maybe 1 or 2 of them.

>>10719763
>amerilards captured in sito on vacation in Great Britain
God bless us, everyone!

>>10719761
>forcing the 56% meme
I had to look this up to even see what you were talking about.
Sad!

>>10718417
You can almost hear him saying "blimey" through the picture.

>>10719761
Amusing, since he's in the UK.

>>10718417
Obesity aside, Grey environment with a bleak and brutalist aesthetic is instantly recognisable as Britain

>>10718405
Absolute unit

most chicken is already meatless.

>>10719763
>the size of this lad
absolute unit

>>10718405
this guy has been on a few documentaries in england

>>10718405

I love how you can just look at picture of a person and immediately tell he's British.

>>10718421
they are going to sell you the bones

>>10718405
>>10719741
>>10719761

Hahaha holy shit.

>>10718417
the blood of kings

>>10718417
This level of obesity is not uncommon in large areas of America; which would make him difficult to find. However, if you search the image it pulls up a story about this man from a national newspaper. The story comments on his weight as a disability, one that I doubt would be recognized as such in other parts of the world.

>>10718417
It's the face. Americans may get fatter but only Brits can have that stiffled inbred look that screams "10000 years of endogamy on an island"

>>10719797
Maybe you're just retarded.

>>10718417
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/too-fat-work-steve-beer-11804067

>>10719485
I really would have a TDKR where Bane spares Agent Wilson and he becomes his right hand.

On topic, KFC is CANCELLED. Reviewbrah bodied them already.

>>10718405
KFC is lame compared to their competition in the US, but they're the #1 brand name world-wide, from here to Japan, China, the Middle East, Europe. Lot of vegetarian Buddhists in China and India, each of them with a billion-person market. It makes fiscal sense for them.

>>10720047
>amerilards
>in sito
>great britain

>>10720732
What did he mean by this?

>meatless chicken
>surprise, it's actually just the skin
>kfc makes a billion dollars

>>10719378
It'd be a vegetarian meat substitute, you played yourself.

>>10720197
in awe at the size of this lad

>>10718405
>the meatless alternative will preserve KFC's 11 herbs and spices
I'd honestly try that out with some seitan-esqe base.

>>10719746
what is this sexy mesh stuff called?
I think it would look nice on my femboy butt :D

it'll be expensive and nobody will buy it

>>10720990
seconding this

>>10718405
>Tee hee I'm a vegan but I literally can't stop thinking about the succulent taste of meat so I'll eat faux meat products
Can't you people just like eat a regular vegetables dish or something, I mean I would not be surprised if they contained 2% meat.

>>10720990
Stahp making me feel gay feeling

>>10720990
>>10721014
>>10721585
they're called fishnet lol
https://www.amazon.com/Assorted-Fingerless-Fishnet-Wrist-Gloves/dp/B0046W9T8C

>>10720653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1WXvqAUSgM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oppWAhay5Hs