/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10713540
because you get fat eating “healthy food”
she probably eats a lot of cheese and has a crusty vagene

there's no healthy pastry

>>10713540
Why do they always buy 100 packages of whatever food they're recreating?

>>10713600
sponsorship

>>10713549
You couldn't say anything more obvious outing you out as a virgin

>>10713540
Based Brad

>>10713615
>outing you out
Don't think you're in any position to be insulting others

>>10713540
She pulling of the bride of Frankenstein look

She sure is a cute little chunker.

>>10713735

>>10713600
They don't buy it, they get paid by that company.

>>10713615
because I said she has a crusty vagene?
Obviously cheese won’t cause that but I find Claire to be revolting and wouldn’t be surprised if her cunt was rife with yeasty goodness. she probably flicks her bean after prepping sourdough

>>10713540
Why does the video call her a pastry chef? She can't even temper chocolate.

>>10713540
look at her arms
i dont think she's lying

>>10713540
she cute

I love my fat candy wife okay, please stop being mean

>>10713540
Claire is cute. Everything about her points to ugly 3D whore but there's just something about her that pulls me in.

>>10713615
>outing
fuck off back to facereddit you cunt

>>10713540
You just KNOW that Brad is fucking her on the side in the walk in

>>10715479
he has a wife and child

>>10714213
It's because she's very sincere and doesn't come off as trying to deceive you of anything.

>>10713540
Why are there two of these threads?

>>10715679
Yeah, cause married men NEVER fuck around. EVER. It's completely unheard of.

>>10713819
Bullshit. What company is going to pay them to say, "Yeah, this snack is made of all kinds of fake shit that can hardly be replicated in a real kitchen."

>>10713833
Leave my cooking waifu alone

Is it that hard to believe that a 30-something year old hasn't eaten candy since their 20s. I'm sure there's plenty of common foods that you haven't eaten in a decade

>>10715722
seething roastie

>>10713615
retard

>>10717322
and yet here we are talking about skittles

>>10715722
CD

>>10715703
That's ironic considering she's trying to deceive you into thinking that she's a pastry chef.

>>10715722
Real men never do. Loyalty is a prime masculine trait that would never be abandoned by the psychologically sound. Women could never understand how deep it runs for us.

>>10713615
quit flapping you hands so hard virgin.

>>10717322
Because everybody knows and nobody cares. People who watch that video don't think "ew I can't replicate it in my kitchen" but "mmmm skittles I should buy some"

>>10715722
You only cheat on a woman who you are not loyal to retard.

>>10717338
>>10717464
>>10717527
>>10717801
>t. "nice guys"

>>10717322
>See video about making your own junk food
>Start craving junk food
>See how ridiculously complicated it is to make junk food
>Go buy junk food instead
Seriously, read the comments on these videos. It's a lot of "Dude, I really want some skittles but that's too much work. I'd rather go buy them"

>>10718673
t. plain, simple whore

I NEED lewds of Clarie

>>10717527
Loyalty to women is a lesser trait lets be honest. No homo but most men are more loyal to their friends than they are their wife/gf and thats a good thing.

every fatty lies about how much junk food they eat

>>10718673
toastie roastie justifying her poor behavior by saying its fine cause others do bad things

>>10713615
>"I'm a janitor on 4chan"

fuck this tim burton ass bitch, brad is where its at

>>10713540
what makes you think that she is lying about the amount of junk food she eats?

if it's in reference to her weight, the reasonable explanation could be that she is a professional chef and makes decadent meals. look at chef john for reference.

>>10713878
I was annoyed by that as well. If you google her it says her job is just the senior food editor for Bon Appetit. She's probably just called a pastry chef because she just makes pastries for their videos.

>>10717527
Fucking hell you must be far on the spectrum

Just gonna leave this here...

>>10720723
>people never lie, even in studies

hm

>>10717322
>(You)

>>10713660
>Wouter

>>10713540
Why are people on /ck/ obsessed with this chick

shes not good

>>10718740
touché

>>10720767
You're right, the real numbers are probably much higher. Especially for men.

imagine putting your penis in her ass without permission as like a joke lol

god i want to marry her

>>10713540
this was in my recommended videos for some reason.

The homemade gushers video is better.

>>10721031
haha imagine pulling up her shirt and sucking her tits while murmuring how you love mommys milkies but as a joke of course

>>10718885

Heard a lot of chefs hate cooking at home and eat tons of frozen tv dinners and other shitty convenience food.

When you work in a grueling kitchen, you don't want to come more of that labor.

>>10720808
She's cute :^)

>>10717324
Fuck off, she's mine!

She apparently has a Masters in Culinary History and attended both Harvard and McGill.

>>10713758

>>10721312
I wanted to watch it but couldn't stop looking at her homemade gushers if you catch my drift.

>>10717780
I haven't had skittles in awhile, but desu, I kind of wanted some after watching it.

>>10713540
>"Pastry Chef"
>Didn't know how to temper chocolate

>>10720723
>leaving that here
why tho, there's enough shitposting here as it is