/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10709276
Uggo fatty

>>10709283
i think she is a qt :/

>>10709283
I didn't know skittles had a "sour grape" flavor.

How many fangirls are crying right now?

>>10709283
Please don't bully my wife

>the greatest culinary institute in america
>makes skittles
fucking hell you can't make this shit up

>>10709609
Since when is Bon Appetit a "culinary institute?" It's a fucking cooking magazine.

>>10709276
let's not

>Hasn't had Skittles in a decade
I call bullshit

Normally I can't stand "Let's try and make a thing!" videos because it's just idiots flailing around and making a mess, but I think Claire has the right balance of method and inexperience to make it not frustrating to watch

>>10709283
leave.

>>10709283
>that 15 year old underage boomer with no taste

>>10709283
this

>>10709661
I also haven't had skittles in over a decade. I'd say half of the adults are trying to eat healthier while the other half who doesn't care about dying early have way too many options to remember skittles. Most of my friends prefer chocolate stuff rather than skittles.

>>10709609

making a true 'candy' is actually a delicate, involved process requiring several techniques be performed properly, or it all goes to hell.

>>10709661
(((she))) said the same shit with the cheetos
I want to lick her asshole, but she is the biggest liar I have seen I tell you

>>10709609

where do you think all the modernist food science/molecular gastronomy type shit came from, friendo?

industrialized, mass produced junk food. junk food is complicated to make and usually has very involved processes and techniques that are really hard to replicate at home.

BRAD IS ON PATERNITY LEAVE????

HOW ARE WE NOT DISCUSSING THIS DILF

>>10709335
Me(male[male])

Claire thick

>>10711611

that cameraman knows what he's doing

>>10709639
Institution or institute can mean extremely influential within a specific realm

>>10711619
Notice how quick the camera man is to follow Claire when she walks to the computer in the back. He never does that shit with any of the other roasties.

>>10711630
Bon Apetit is not America's most influential culinary institution by any stretch though, so he's still wrong.

I wish they had somebody cute doing the savory foods. I don't like sweets.

>>10711736
That's called Brad.

>>10710407
I have skittles quite often, but only because they're free in work. I don't even like them that much.

>>10710407
Im not going to say it's been a decade but I'm struggling to remember the last time I had Skittles. It's probably been 3 or 4 years.

>>10711040

i'm big into dads lately, bro

can we have some Brad pics

>waifu

her prematurely grey hair shows that she has shit genetic health or leads an unhealthy lifestyle. Your children will be weak and she's likely to miscarriage.

>>10714003
I'm surprised nobody has made a webm of Brad bombing the camera while Claire and Gabby are in the walk-in.

>>10709276
wtf but brad is there around the start?

>>10714010
She dyes it grey you smark

>>10714010
Claire was literally born to breed.

>>10714057
Please no. Natural gray hair was one of the things that made me hard about her.

deliciously thicc. like Lindsay Ellis.

>>10715469
Disgusting

>>10715469

>>10709283
>>10709285
>>10709276
>>10709598
>>10709787
>>10709795

She's a 5/10 and that’s with make up on

>>10710443
Yes but skittles are horrible candy. They just tastes like artificial flavouring agents and food colouring. Bit of a shame that they would choose this but I guess they're getting money for free advertising.

she cute

>>10709335
>ywn Brad's kid

>>10709283
BTFO

if she lost like 30-40 lbs she'd be really cute. it's a shame

>>10714010

shits dyed incel

>tfw no chubster gf who makes yummy food with you

>>10709661
guy at work is constantly buying skittles for the community junk food drawer

How can you people eat those fucking things? Taste like sweetened toxic waste.

>>10715993
oh, and claire is a cute

(bet shes an sjw tho)

Don't you fucking dare insult her and her rogue hair you angry virgins

>>10711611
Imagine coming home after a long day with her in your kitchen, wearing nothing but an apron

Imagine seeing her plump form jiggle as she busies herself with baking, the apron barely containing her hefty breasts and round, cute tummy

Imagine seeing her bend over to pull some yummy pastries out of the oven, exposing her fat ass and delicate, soft innie pussy

Imagine sneaking up behind her, sliding your hands through the apron and feeling her hard nipples and soft pussy

Imagine bending her over the counter and filling her oven up with your love batter

Goddamn

>>10709276
Just watched her make soup dumplings from 2015. She used to dye her hair because she was self conscious about her grey streak

>>10709276
This isnt molly

>>10716781
Wait so the grey is natural? I thought it was dumb but that's kinda cool then

>>10711611
This shot was superior, but yeah, the cameraman knows what he's doing

I like when she starts to get frustrated.

>>10709335
That fucking blond is absurdly hot.

>>10719393
Sure, but from that angle her (((nose))) becomes really conspicuous

>>10718080
Fat

>>10718080
Fug, just imagining the dimpled, wrinkled pale veiny fat of that ass exposed made me gag and bring up gut acid.

>>10715946
why even live

>>10716608
>nothing but an apron

>tfw you will never watch Claire poop

why even live, bros

imagine raping her as like a joke lol

>>10720974
haha what??

>>10715588
Yes, that's the point of the video, they are making something that is normally processed garbage into something with culinary thought and effort.

>>10709276

claire ((((((((((saffitz))))))))))

>>10714057
[citation needed]
I've known at least two people that had natural grey streaks in their hair at a very young age.

claire is qt

>>10722218
Hey Stephen, this is Clem Fandango. Can you hear me?

Imagine coming home to her having cooked you a glorious dinner with a dessert, the dessert being her that is.

>>10709276
New video just came out, she does ribs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjz2aZ350vg

>>10724577
>hmm, maybe I could marry h--
>"kosher salt"
>nevermind

>>10724577
Honestly, after the uncertainty that she portrays in every other video I get pretty damn hard seeing her speak with confident authority throughout an entire video.

Claire used to be qter with her hair in a ponytail and without the grey swath

>>10709276
(((Saffitz)))

that bitch is ugly

>claire will never cook you food that increases your libido and ejaculation volume

fbm

>tfw my best bud/roommate from college looked and acted like Brad
literally the same guy, just with a different accent.

>>10718080
What's the video and timestamp my brother?

>>10724911
https://youtu.be/4nqJiBRNQuw?t=165

>>10719393
you have a nose fetish, don't you?

>>10724577
I want to put my sauce on her rack

>>10724977
same

>>10724617
Kosher salt has basically nothing to do with jews other than they use it in a specific curing process you dingus.

What the fuck even is this kitchen? Do they just cook food just to cook it?

>>10725027
They cook food for their website & magazine.

>>10724931
You're a goddamned saint, nigger.

What's with all this "pastry chef makes" bullshit. She's second most popular after Brad and deserves top billing. Name in the fucking video title.

>>10709335
NOOOOO I SHIP CLAIRE AND BRAD

>>10715567
She's still cute.

>>10724617
well I mean if her surname or face didn't give it away that she was jewish...

>>10725027
>what is a food porn studio

>>10709283
>Uggo fatty
You misspelled plump qt3.14

>>10716608

not gonna lie, I just jerked off twice to this

>>10725107
Jews are allowed to have normal salt in cooking. Kosher salt is just used in rituals. Barbecuing ribs isn't one of them.

>>10725018
So you agree with me.

>>10709276
Sad that her rib game is so weak.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjz2aZ350vg

>>10725573
sad but true.

>st louis ribs
+1000
way better than baby backs, for sure

>oven -> gas grill
how the hell can they even label them "Barbecued"?

>>10709276

carla is mommy tier and the superior waifu

>>10725636
surely you jest

>>10725655

I said what I said

>>10725682
then I feel bad for you

>>10725099

That just makes you a fucking weirdo

>>10725573
>those platinum streaks in her hair
reminds me of rogue from x-men lol, what a qt

claire kinda looks like a downie light

>>10709288
Nice

>>10725655
baserad

>>10715946

it can be comfy until they go full hambeast

>>10724617

nothing wrong with a jewess

>>10716608
goddamn this is so fucking hot
I need this in my life or im going to kill myself

>>10726942

why don't you post a current picture instead of one from 10 years ago to show how jewesses age

>>10711611

>>10718080
would smash like a man dying of thirst opening a coconut

>>10726942
can brie cook?
proofs or gtfo

>>10727079

>>10720974
would have a really satisfying punchline hah

>>10727079
BABY GOT

>>10727079
see
>>10727149

>mfw i thought carla and claire were the same person until i saw this video

Anyone see the latest Brad video where the head director or whatever says "I thought you were supposed to be funny" to Brad? I'm getting the feeling now that the BA staff is jealous of Brad's popularity.

>>10727410
is it a gay thing? I knew who claire was. Had no idea wtf brad was.

>>10727418
/ck/, co/ck/s
this board probably his the highest percentage of women besides /cgl/

>>10727418
Nah. He hosts the most entertaining BA show

>>10721664
>amerisharts
lol

>>10727418
I didn't know who either of them were. Buy an ad, claire

>>10719703
low test but probably not far from the truth

>(((saffitz)))

>>10726942
Where do you think you are?

>>10718080
As long as I don't have to look at her face.

>>10719393
There's a great pic in her instagram of her laying in bed with a friend. She's not wearing a bra and you get to see her saggy milkers flop through her shirt

>>10709283
shit taste

>>10728532
>>10728532
she's not jewish, man, she eats pork

>>10725221
Retard