/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I could eat off that for a week!

Put sugar in everything, even if it's a little bit, it adds up. First fucking kill yourself though.

>>10714650
It's not about "calorie dense" so much as she needs to take in calories she doesn't think she's getting, that's how people get fat.
Here's an example of how fat people think:
>Get super sugary iced coffee drink loaded with syrup as well as some pastry
>eat bag of flaming hot cheetos about an hour later
>An hour or so later eat the majority of a bag of mini powdered donuts
>a few hours later: "I'm so hungry, I haven't eaten anything today"

You see, this is the reality: people associate a meal with "eating" or being full, not realizing they have had enough calories for the day in the snacks they've been consuming all day. It's not so much about calorie dense foods as it is about volume, though calories matter as well, most foods aside from nut butters and oils aren't as calorie dense as you think they're gonna be.

For recipe modifications, however, add tablespoons of olive oil to her food, one table spoon is about 120kcal, pop about 3 in there and that's an extra 360 calories.

>>10714650
Just make her drink alcohol often, feed her fast food... Simple.

Also be sedatry yourself. Women copy their men, they're vapid and have no self identity.

>>10714714
>they're vapid and have no self identity.
based

>>10714650
Ice cream. Packed with fats & sugar. Delicious

>>10714714
>they're vapid and have no self identity

Yeah you're so lively sitting on your ass drinking alcohol. You vapid dumbass.

Start drinking microbrew my and my gf just stopped drinking it and shes lost 10lbs

>>10714650
Carbs! Sugars and starches! Wheat, corn, rice, potatoes, bread, candy, cakes, and pies!

>>10714650
>Best foods to make my gf fat?

wedding cake.

>>10714859
kek

>>10714859
lmao

>>10714859
wew

>>10714650
Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad
Simply Sara's Macaroni Salad

you know what to do

>>10714650
Just marry here, and she'll get fat soon enough on her own

Get her pregnant
I think babies are pretty calorie dense

>>10714859
Based

HUGE STARBUCKS FRAPPS WITH EXTRA SHOTS OF CARAMEL, CHOCOLATE, AND WHIP. BASICALLY ICE CREAM.

>>10714859

Rub the food on a piece of paper. See if it turns clear.

Go 2D instead 3D women usually look disgusting as double chins never look fucking good

>>10715581
>contains crustaceans
What the shit

>>10714650
Start putting guac on everything, let her eat starbucks every morning

Honestly, just post cute chubby shit and let the mods nuke the thread

>>10716703
thickening agent

>>10715581
Wut

>>10717806
*thiccening agent