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If I take one of those hot rotisserie chickens they sell at the grocery store and plunk it in the freezer case for a few minutes while shopping until it is cold, do you think they will let me buy it with my food stamps (EBT) card?

>> No.10711844

>>10711841
Get a job.

>> No.10711845

Until I was 22 I thought Chick-fil-A was pronounced Chick uh fill

>> No.10711868

>>10711841

Why does the placement of the word Deluxe change with the spiciness of the sandwich?

>> No.10711894

if you're using food stamps as a single able bodied adult without dependents you're a fucking failure.

>> No.10713518

>>10711868
Uh, because the word "spicy" takes up space. Retard.

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>>10711841
>If I take one of those hot rotisserie chickens they sell at the grocery store and plunk it in the freezer case for a few minutes while shopping until it is cold, do you think they will let me buy it with my food stamps (EBT) card?
No but you can probley call them today ask them to put one in the chiller and then pic it up tomorrow. Thats how i get mine from publix with stamps:^)

>> No.10713542

>>10711841
I doubt it.

The products are probably flagged as being EBT allowed or not in their internal computer system. When they scan the barcode it will come up not allowed.

>> No.10713545

>>10713542
put a different barcode on it and go through self check out

>> No.10713548
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>>10711841
There should already be cold ones available for degenerate niggers like yourself

>> No.10713580

>>10711868
focus groups

>> No.10713586

>>10711894
>not taking advantage and getting government money
You gotta learn to survive

>> No.10713604

>>10713586
>handouts to survive

You're not long for this world.

>> No.10713814

>>10711841
basically anything 'hot' is considered 'prepared food' and is not eligible for EBT

>> No.10713890

>>10713814
what about beer, can you buy beer with ebt?

>> No.10713900

>>10713890
no alcohol

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>>10711844

>> No.10713937

>>10713545
>scan everything as bananas

>> No.10713948

>>10711841
You can buy plants with ebt. Buy a bunch of tomato plants and whatever else you can find and grow your own food.

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10713960

Why am I paying for your food?

>> No.10713970

>>10711841
Depends on the store.
At Kroger they have specific stickers for cold deli items that say FOOD STAMP ELIGIBLE and you won't be able to use your card to buy a chicken without a sticker. They have different barcodes.

They usually have cold day-old chickens in the deli case anyway, just get an already cold one with a sticker. Unless you live in such a low-income area that they've all already been taken; in which case you should stop being a fucking nigger and get a job.

>> No.10714085

>>10713916
>doesnt understand satire

>> No.10714091

>>10713960
grow/raise it yourself then

>> No.10714102

>>10711841
Get a job.

>> No.10714103
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10714103

You could just buy food and cook it yourself you know.

>> No.10714231

>>10711841
don't be a nigger
>how much is a hamburger without pickles?

>> No.10714238

>>10711841
GET A JOB

>> No.10714278

>>10711841
If you plunk a hot rotisserie chicken in the freezer, what will happen is they'll force you to purchase all the frozen food you just melted with it AND the chicken AND you still won't get EBT on it.
There's no secret hidden technique to gaming your EBT shit.

>> No.10714343

>>10711841
>not buying everything on clearance or over 50% off that theyre about to throw away

never been on EBT but dont think ive ever paid full price for bread or anything. even in store baked bread you can find >50% off. i got 3 in store baked pizzas for like 6$

>> No.10714362

>>10711841
How about you get a fucking job?

>> No.10714365

>>10714238
>>10714362
>these retards dont know that the vast majority of people on EBT have jobs

>> No.10714468

>>10714365
Maybe a better job is in order.