/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10701592
I will never not post this

>>10701597
Whites are obnoxious as fuck. Asians are too on Yelp

>>10701592
Fuck off you meaningless shill blogger.

>>10701633
FUCK YOU RIGHT BACK YOU WORTHLESS BASEMENT DWELLING PIECE OF SHIT

>>10701592
it gives white suburban moms the authority they crave.

>>10701592
Take a shot everytime you see "hubby."

>>10701592
yelp isn't the fair web site that they want you to think. I knew a business owner that Yelp telephoned, Yelp stated that a really shit post was put on Yelp about the business. Yelp asked the business owner if they wanted Yelp to delete. Business owner asked Yelp to delete it, and thanked them for the call.

>>10701597
I don’t see anything wrong with the photo

Post yelpkino

>>10701617

>>10701653
you could just leave it at white women generally

>>10701662
I thought you had to pay for that service

>>10701843
I don’t understand how what she looks like has anything to do with what she experienced. And the wings look like typical hot wings to me

>>10701592
Because it puts an Internet barrier between the person complaining/reviewing and the place they're reviewing, that doesn't include any of the potential social dangers of actually saying something to someone in person. Kinda like people being much more ballsy and rude while in vehicles, they can be that because they aren't face to face with the person and don't have to worry about any potential backlash

At least that's my opinion

>>10702106
>>10702113
These places are perfect for us. Better not rate it to high.

>>10701597
>child relleno
yum yum
>Décor is tacky
that is specifically catering to yuppy white soccer moms like her wtf

>>10701843
but she ain't attractive

>>10701597
>child relleno

>>10702113
based nice granny

>>10701843
Lol she should stop flattering herself

JUST

>>10702424
>child relleno
>some kind of gravy
>his chalupa was soggy
I feel this a dark joke.

>>10702113
I don't get it when people give good reviews with no criticism, but they don't give 5/5 stars. Was it just a misclick? Did they not write the criticism?

>tfw I'm a total dick on yelp all the time

Will post review if anyone is interested

>>10702699
Sure, bring on the keks.

>>10701592
I used to post reviews to TripAdvisor. I only posted about the ones I liked or a few that really were to avoid. But still, I felt like a massive cunt pretending like my opinion had weight and stopped. Plus you don’t actually get anything out of it.

>>10702699
>>10702720

>>10702756
Haha post more

>>10702756
t. edgy tryhard.

>>10702756
That's not even savage I've gotten many a bad haircut that went just like that

>>10701843
>IM A DEAD SEXY 38 YEAR OLD WHY DOESNT ANYONE LIVE ME THIS ISNT FAIR

>>10702044
The key is in the last line where she mentions the take out girl. Women think that all other women hate them for being more attractive than them

>>10703862
All women hate all other women anyway. They are incapable of empathy or friendship, do that response is par for the course

>>10701656
I dont want alcohol poisoning thank you very much

>>10702658
You really think not having a main criticism warrants 5 stars? Get some standards fag

I always leave bad reviews and roleplay as an African American who got slightly by racism

>>10701592
The same reason anons are "bold" on 4chan. Being on the internet means you can say whatever the fuck you want with virtually no consequence. Which makes people say things they would never say in person.

>>10702044
Because her cute nephew gets his orders faster

>>10701592
Social media turned reviewing into a game. Instead of people reviewing stuff because they felt the people should know the bad / good qualities of something people now review just to be part of that Internet social group.

>mfw the reviewbombing on Wahlburgers

>>10702756
Cost cutters fuckn sucks

>>10703838
t. Shaniqua

The problem with sites like yelp is that people don't write reviews for things they like. They go on there to be outraged and say "worst thing I ever tasted they didn't give me enough chicken tenders one star terrible" and reviews get completely skewed.

>>10704535
My fave is when they leave a bad review of an item based on some shipping issue and never review the actual item they purchased.

>>10701597
>child relleno

>>10702079

>the menu needs to justify this

what planet does she live on lol.

This shack is in a terrible neighborhood but it’s the only non-chain spot over there, they’ve got some good food for a risk.

>>10702623
I fucking lol'd at work

>>10701843
>single
>attractive
>late 30s

oh no no no

Audio transcriptionist here. There is an entire industry based on fake Yelp reviews because Google places big importance on Yelp reviews SEO-wise. There are people who make a living creating fake Yelp accounts with proxies and posting fake Yelp reviews for businesses. I know this because I transcribe these reviews. Sometimes the fake reviews are positive reviews for the business that wants to be on page one of Google. Sometimes they're negative reviews of competitors. Often times they're positive or negative reviews of businesses that aren't even in the same line of business of the company writing or paying for the fake review. Rather, they're simply there because reviews made by Yelp accounts with lots of reviews are more valuable SEO-wise to Google's algorithms. So, if you're reading a negative review of a restaurant, don't assume it's real. It could have been written by, say, a car wash owner who wants to be on page one of Google and doesn't care if a random restaurant loses businesses because of his fake review.

>>10701592
Retards and entitled cunts existed in the past, and there were just as many. They just didn't have a centralized platform to broadcast how much of human garbage they are.

>>10704916

>work in a restaurant
>check the yelp for lulz
>Sue from Boca Raton, other the other side of the country, leaves a rather vague review
>click her account
>reviewed a restaurant in New Orleans, LA, Jacksonville, and Atlanta all in the same day

Yelp is such bullshit lol

>>10702079
>drinks were too strong
Fuck off, Tina

>>10705055
Lightweight cunt

>>10705031
>you can only leave a yelp review right after you eat at the restaurant

>>10702756
Aside from the great haircut, Michelle was also a great conversationalist. That's not to say that we had any sort of deep conversation, but the small talk was just right. Not too talkative but also not awkwardly silent. Whenever I went to Cost Cutters the small talk was either forced and awkward, inappropriate, or just too much information. For instance, last time I went the person cutting my hair went into detail about how she doesn't agree with the way her sister disciplines her children (spanking). Another time the stylist went on an unsolicited rant about why Texas should secede. Why did I wait so long to switch to Supercuts!
Texas should secede though, Chuck! wtf I love Cost Cutters now

>>10701592
Is this ever going to come out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyeOIppDGrs

>>10702756
>Aside from the great haircut, Michelle was also a great conversationalist. That's not to say that we had any sort of deep conversation, but the small talk was just right. Not too talkative but also not awkwardly silent. Whenever I went to Cost Cutters the small talk was either forced and awkward, inappropriate, or just too much information. For instance, last time I went the person cutting my hair went into detail about how she doesn't agree with the way her sister disciplines her children (spanking). Another time the stylist went on an unsolicited rant about why Texas should secede. Why did I wait so long to switch to Supercuts!
Texas should secede though, Chuck! Wtf I love Cost Cutters now

>>10705077

she had a dozen reviews all in the same day and that was it. They were all very vague "great food speedy service" and showed no sign of having actually eaten at the restaurant. If it looks like a bot and quacks like a bot...

>>10702079
>>10701597
There is no issue with either of these reviews.

This is my favorite from my local places.
>food was horrible, but I ate it 4 other times to be sure it's horrible!

>>10704118
Not having a blatant issue=/=perfection.

>>10705441
One of them compains about drinks that were "too strong".

The other claims that black pepper is somehow "too spicy".

>>10706354
>black pepper is somehow "too spicy".
So the whypippo meme really is true? I always thought it was a joke, lol.

>>10706354
>>10706371
my mom used to put a T of pepper in my mouth if I swore when I was a kid.
pretty spicy3me

>>10701597
If there wasn't a chile in their chile rellno there's a problem. Sure, bitching about spice in Mexicunt food is bitchy, but the rest is valid.

>>10706393
Oh, I agree that there were some--heck, even a majority--of legit comments in those two. But there were also two lovely red flags.

A few years ago I saw a "post the worst review of the restaurant closest to your house" thread on /ck/. This is mine.

>>10702658
Because there is always room for improvement my friend.

>>10706451
Jesus.... I don't even know what planet I live on anymore.

>>10706451
Well, at least they're closed now.
With any luck whoever owned it was so far in debt she offed herself.

>>10705441
Fuck off tina

>>10702699
no one cares autist