/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>smoking is worse than drinking soda

>>10697596
This but unironically

>>10697596
Also known as Termimal Cancer at Age 42 Starter Pack

>>10697618
Nobody has ever got cancer at 42 you autist. Lung cancer doesn't hit till you're in your 80s

>>10697596
The "I don't do drugs and eat healthy" starter pack

Intellectuals don't eat breakfast.

Good comfy worker drones eat at diners.

>shot of whiskey
>PBR
>a camel full flavored cig
The breakfast of champions

>Not a vape and monster original

aka french student breakfast

>>10697810
>vape
>sips

>>10697801
You're the one who is right

>>10697596
Substitute green tea and Greek yogurt. My minds a mess but at least my body is a temple.

>>10697623
Least intelligent comment of all time

>>10697618
My grandmother smoked like 40 a day since she was a teen and didnt die until she was like 93 in her sleep. Absolute madwoman

>Zippo

Cringe

>>10697596
So much autism. Watch that off-brand “Zippo” doesn’t light your greasy hair on fire and singe your fedora.

>>10697733
>that 58 year old boomer who eats out for breakfast

>>10697618
38 years old would be a closer age, maybe less

>>10697623
>Nobody has ever got cancer at 42 you autist
my cousin got lukemia at 6

>>10697623
God I wish

>>10698712
Exactly, he didn't get it at 42

>>10697596

enjoying this right now

i quit smoking only 5 days ago and a coffee and a cig would really hit the spot right now..

>Smoking
How old are you, 16?

for me, it's a 100ml of nice, cold vodka, followed up with the rest of the bottle.

>>10698980
Yeah but you put them in your mouth and lots of cooks smoke. Fuck off straight edge faggot

I did this when I was a heroin junkie in high school. Made me feel cool back then, now I think it's gay.

>>10699038
I picked it up while homeless. I've been referring to it as "the homeless breakfast" ever since. Literally everyone on the street does this if they don't have cash for something more substantial.

>>10697596
I just saw my mother walk out of the kitchen with that exact combination
Big ass cup of coffee and a Marlboro

>>10697596
If you were to drink tea the antioxidants would prevent the cancer.

>>10698993
what does this comment even mean?

>>10699041
no money for food? better buy smokes

>>10699025
you can also put dicks in your mouth and I'm sure a lot of chefs along with you are homosexuals, so might as well post dicks and gay porn too you colossal fucking faggot

>>10698987
Have a coffee with a snack instead. When I quit, snack foods helped to curb the cravings at first. Granted, I only made it two months before I was back on the nic'.

>>10701697
We would, but they have a board for that, and no one can come to a decision on traps. I mean, I for one think they aren't gay, and they're hot as fuck, especially the 2d ones - so I of course agree that this board shouldn't be blue but that would kinda kill the vibe to me. i'm too used to it by now
>yeah I know you can change the color background and whatever

>>10697623
>Men can expect to reach 80
Oh my, anon you better sit down.

Anerican Spirit light blue

>>10697834
You can't be eatin Sojabeans if you spend the whole day sippin and vapin

>>10697623
False, I have a silicone testicle, due to developing testicular cancer at the ripe age of 24. Check your balls boys, every time you take a nice hot shower. Could save you a couple grand, if you're American and a lot of wasted time. Makes a fun thudding sound when I tap it with with my finger.

>>10704080
Do you notice any big difference in your sex drive, manliness etc? Or is that mostly placebo do you think?

Cigarettes and black coffee is the breakfast of people desperate to starve.

This isn't the breakfast of a "creative intellectual", it's the breakfast of the vain and self-hating individual.

>>10704261
>implying you can be a creative great without a healthy dose of self-loathing

>>10697596
>creative intellectual
>doing the same brain dead thing that the movies have told you that "creatives" do

Ha. The irony.

I quit smoking pretty damn easily, what seems to be the issue with other people

>>10704614
NO damn idea. Probably a great awareness coming to the fact that so many people in his world have weak minds and succumb to their vices taking control of their lives and having no willpower to change what vision they lack. Honestly though, it's people's choices. I'm not the authority on what a person can or cannot put into their bodies - be it heroin, bullets, or dicks. I was more of a cigarette and donut guy myself though, I don't know how people manage to drink black coffee.

Smoking is disgusting.

>>10698980
http://benstarr.com/dessert/tobacco-chocolate-ice-cream/

>>10698489
Someone uses cheap plastic lighters

>>10697596
But there isn't any alcohol.

>>10704657
not you though you're strong right

unlike those goddamn normies brother

>>10697623

>>10705592
>zippo
>expensive
doubling down on that cringe i see

>>10706425
aye

>>10707316

>>10704067
Light greens are better, although blue aren't necessarily bad either. I quit smoking and just vape now, I know, what a massive fat, doing something that delivers nicotine instantly and easily. I actually really enjoyed the ritual of afternoon cigs, sitting on my back porch getting that dopamine tickle and stimulation, also the throat feel was nice.

>>10708724
Faggot*

>>10701443
It means only teenagers think that smoking is cool.

>>10697596
The nihilist fedora's breakfast

>2018
>cigarettes
treating cancer was a mistake

>>10699009
that sounds delicious