/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You have to be gentle. Treat it like a woman.
You goddamn faggot.

>>10690726
>Treat it like a woman

>>10690726
But I have to touch the egg to flip it.

>>10690726
Sounds like someone has never made a woman orgasm

>>10690726

>>10690696
How else will it get thoroughly cooked before the white burns?

>>10690796
I don't want it thoroughly cooked, I want to penetrate its soft exterior white flesh and witness it golden viscera flow forth.

>>10690748
underrated

>>10690796
>he doesn't eat his yolks runny
fucking pleb

>>10690846
Runny eggs are freaking disgusting. Well done food is where it's at.

>>10690860
I remember when I was 12

Protip:
>add extra oil to the pan after adding your eggs >allow to heat up
>spoon excess oil over the yolk until desired effect is reached
>drain excess oil

Eat.

>>10690748
just giving (you) a (you) in the hopes that some roasties see this and get mad

>>10690726
>Treat it like a woman.
I like my eggs like I like my women: beaten

>8 inch saute pan with a cover
>lotsa butter
>med-low on the stove, ready when butter begins to foam
>add eggs, replace top, turn down to simmer
>wait 5 minutes

perfectly cooked fried egg with runny yolks everytime, no flipping required

>>10690696
>flipping the egg

>>10691058
>>10691060
>what is over-easy

>>10691371
what you order when you go out for breakfast because you can't trust some stranger to do a proper sunny

>not having to cook for yourself
>still baking eggs

Pot of water. Bring to boil. Put in a dozen eggs, preferably half day after the 'best before' date for 0 effort peeling. Boil for 3 minutes. Done. Put egg in mason jar, shake, consume egg, toss skins.

>>10690696
Don't worry Pepe, next time it will be better.

>>10691385
and what you make at home because you know how to flip an egg without breaking it

>>10690726
>get into a relationship with the egg
>things going well at first, really into the cooking at the beginning
>after a while I realize I never really wanted this egg in the first place
>i'm too far along now to back out and me and the egg have become emotionally codependent
>the recipe has gotten stale and cooking is just going through the motions
>this carries on for some time
>finally decide I can't take it anymore and dump the egg in the trash
>stand in the kitchen drinking malt liquor
>miss the egg
Fuck you

>>10691546
in my country, we cannot get good egg

>>10691561
So based

>>10690726
>Treat it like a woman.
You can tell this anon has never made a woman orgasm before, or even touch one.

>>10690917
breddy clever anon

>flipping the egg
shit cooks itt

>>10692067
>caring if a woman orgasms
lad...

>>10691546
i literally just said i don't flip them

>>10692184
Because you are a shit cook

>>10692220
no, i'm an egg cook

>>10692241
>an egg cook who can't make over easy eggs

>>10691561
criminally-underated post

Try not to think about who else is cooking that egg, or taking it raw like Rocky

>>10692242
an egg cook telling you not to flip your eggs

>>10692398
But that's how I prefer them. I've done the meme sunny side up and vastly prefer over easy

>>10691038
>implying the majority of roasties aren't into it

>>10692452
100% of the 3 women I've been with loved light dom

>>10692433
then learn how to make them properly or change your taste

>>10692464
>your opinion is wrong
classic /b/

>>10692466
>i want over easy but can't make them
>>do better or get over it
>you're wrong because i'm shit at everything
kys

>>10692471
>I am OP
nice try

>>10692497
why are you trying to pick a fight if you can already cook eggs properly and to taste?
go watch summoningsalt talk about 4-2 or some shit.