/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10655283

Jesus that looks shit

that fucking slice of plain white bread sitting on a plate

Is NK just a big weird amusement park?

>>10655295
>Beer in wine glasses

>>10655297
>1000 years of Chinese vassalage
>Japanese Imperialism
>Soviet liberation
>Glorious DPRK is born
>Kim Il-sun put in charge
>Korean War
>Kim family continues ruling to present day

>>10655297
>Is NK just a big weird amusement park?


Yup.

>>10655283
>10 course banquet
>Each plate has a tomato, a piece of cucumber, a few leafs of lettuce
>Single slice of bread
This guy got less than he thinks
>>10655300
>Not putting your beer into fancy glasses

I was about to comment how that looked really shitty for a place pretending to be fancy, but then I realised it's in the DPRK. I wouldn't complain too loudly I guess.

I would, however, risk it all for one of these hats.

>>10655283
I hate bullshit like this.
The chef was obviously all "The can be no distraction from my masterful creation. Shut all the windows and tell people not to talk while they are eating!"
Pretentious fucker.

>>10655443
That's not the work of a pretentious chef in this case, you fucking fool. It's the work of propaganda agents for the commies.

>>10655450
Don't make me post that .gif with Data and Lal.

I'm curious about the suicide rate in Best Korea.

>>10655487
Probably very low, since suicides are lower in shitholes and higher in developed countries. Having to buy butter through the black market quickly turns you away from existential angst and towards more basic problems that are easier to grapple with.

>>10655496
What about the suicide rates in labor camp shitholes?

>>10655500
As far as anyone can tell, still very low, even if we're talking about "suicides" instead of suicides.

Norks send your children to the labour camp if you die, too.

>>10655443
No you dipshit. You can't open the windows because the Best Korean gum'mint doesn't want westerners to see the real conditions they're passing through.

That being said, don't these people understand how to present a salad? Or bread for fuck's sake? Their ideas about a 10-course meal must be similar to their ideas about basketball scoring.

>>10655443
The windows are ordered shut by the ministry of propaganda. They do not wish to have visitors seeing miles of abject poverty.

>>10655283
I'd have a cheeky peak out the window

>>10655283
those cunts don't know how to pour a glass of beer

>>10655487
Probably quite low. When people live under this kind of hardship the tend to just lower their head and get on with it. Very few suicides in KZ camps too, for example.

>>10655450
>>10655518
>>10655523
There's no way three people in this board are that stupid.
This must be a case of trolls trying to troll other trolls.

>>10655527
It's probably warmbier as well. Fucking savages.

>>10655525

can I have some white bread, sir?

NK is one of the few countries in the world that would actually benefit from being nuked into dust.

>>10655525
You'd have a long stay in an interrogation cell as a suspected subversive or foreign spy.

>>10655535
You're not that bright, are you?
I lived near the NK / SK border for over a year. I learned precisely what it is like over there. I listened to the North's propaganda speakers every night for three months while living next to the MDL. I've seen there propaganda village with my own eyes.
Now you can stop your trolling.

that's a lot of food for those ladies.

>fries
>fried chicken
>waffle
>burger
>potato wedges

they trying to out-america us americans?

>>10655283
Its all a show they put on for foreigners. As other anons have pointed out, its not a good show.

>>10655579
Wow they all look so malnourished.

>>10655283
North Korea is best Korea

Love their meals

>>10655283
>the four waiters loitering in the back watching everything nervously hoping they don't fuck up and get shipped to the gulag

>>10655573
Listen, you retarded cunt.
The original post about the pretentious chef was so obviously a joke that I assume anyone, even you, who responded to it in earnest must also be joking. Please don't tell me you were really stupid enough to think the post was serious.

And no, I will not "thank you for your service" since I'm not Israeli.

you guys need to learn how to pretend you're convinced or someone's going to the gulags

>>10655589
nu-4chan is so retarded that no one can tell the difference between bait and jokes anymore. And even when they can, they still reply to obvious bait to let the troll know how smart they were by spotting it. I bet the guy was/is planning on replying to you with >I was only pretending! before he read this.

>>10655589
Myself and every veteran I know (I'm an elected officer of the VFW) have never wanted nor asked for anyone's thanks. I don't know when that meme took off.

>>10655579
I wish I could save them bros

>>10655589
>was so obviously a joke
Online you encounter amazing levels of retardation. While I would like to think it was a joke you can never be sure.

>>10655283
ten plates of the same shit course, more like

>>10655602
>have never wanted nor asked for anyone's thanks
this.
makes me fucking cringe every time

What would you lads order?

https://youtu.be/ZdhSuJ47Zqw

>>10655579
Here's another picture, doesn't look nice desu I feel bad for them.
http://www.tuning09.co.kr/commtravel/1860632

>>10655331
Jokes on you thats all just the first course

>>10655602
And yet here you are making sure everybody knows you're a vet. You're no better than the vegans in that regard.

>>10655612
It was my post and it was a joke. I can't believe someone would take that at face value.

>>10655283
See! You don't need fancy ingredients like lobster and truffle. Just honest ingredients locally sourced and elegantly presented. Very accommodating as well to close the windows so the sunlight doesn't ruin the meals nutrients. Best Korea does it again. Of course western piggus are slandering this feast since they have no culture.

>>10655674
this video is rather depressing

>>10655690
I wear veteran hats and shirts to find other veterans. I let people online know I'm a veteran to find other veterans. It worked, didn't it? You non-patriotic manchild.

>>10655674
The woman running the stand.

>>10655706
For me it's this one. That's some REAL depression.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzTC31JA7DY

>>10655707
>non-patriotic
He already told you he's not Israeli.

>>10655602
>I'm an elected officer of the VFW

>>10655710
Aduh...

>>10655707
>It worked, didn't it?
All we know is that you're a cunt. You may or may not be a veteran.

>>10655710
>>10655710
Nice propaganda

>>10655745
It really is pretty dishonest, yes.
We all know that grass is for herself. There are no rabbits.

>>10655539
kek underrated

>>10655579

>>10655588
Those are covert agents ready to shoot the fuck out of you if you do anything to offend NK

>>10655717
It was to demonstrate that I interact with a lot of veterans, kid. Stay in school. You'll eventually comprehend better writing.

>>10655751
Your waifu a shit

>>10655751
>that pin
Sun Maid or Dear Leader?

>>10655716
And I will continue to post because i know the thought of serving your country scares and upsets you. So I obviously scare and upset you.

>>10655698
>9 plates of vegetables and 1 bread slice
>probably fertilized with human waste and infested with parasites

>>10655751
>if only you knew how bad things really are

>>10655674
At least they don't have to worry about traffic jams

>>10655787
I don't know what you've heard from your lying Western Media, but Glorious Korea has entire RIVERS of jam!

>>10655787

are you kidding? we're up to our ears in potatoes!

>>10655518
This way of thinking is a bit naïve. Yes obviously they're paranoid about western photographers, but really what do you expect you'd see outside of Pyongyang? A line of slaves on a chain? A bunch of spooky skeletons? Mordor? It would just be forest and plains everywhere, and from time to time a railway station without much going on

>>10655586
Imagine being so American that when you see normal people you think they're malnourished

>>10655792
I always love seeing fatty Kim's propaganda pictures of him standing next to tons of food. That's great big fella, now show us your logistics chain!

>>10655748
I mean this particular video is stupid. There are homeless starving people almost everywhere. And the "Girl was found a month later dead in a field." description... what he was keeping tabs on random girls or checking in with the police on any reports about people found dead in some fields for a month?

>>10655707
>I wear veteran hats and shirts to find other veterans. I let people online know I'm a veteran to find other veterans.
>And then I suck them off.

>>10655697
Holy fuck that looks good. How did they make that hole in the bread??

>>10655794
Or, ya'know, shanty towns, subsistence farming, starving people, and rampant poverty everywhere. I saw a video of North Korean refugees eating American-style barbecue in South Korea, and they were talking about how the farming and food situation there. People raise dogs not just for meat, but because they have to send in dog furs for the soldiers' coats every year. If they don't, they have to pony up extra taxes instead. Life is fucking grim in North Korea.

>>10655792
how does he get out without bruising the potatoes?

>>10655812
Don't believe the hype

>>10655814
memd

>>10655762
Better yet; stay in school and you can get a real job instead of enlisting.

>>10655811
Bong detected

>>10655797
>now show us your logistics chain
He can't leave until he has eaten all the potatoes.

>>10655803
Maybe someone knew the girl and him and then told him she died, dumbass.

>>10655827
That explains his ever increasing weight.

>>10655500
If you commit suicide in a labor camp they give your work load to your family.

>>10655319
oh wow you really know a lot

>>10655602
thank you for your service

>>10655450
>>10655523
>>10655518
who the fuck is trolling whom at this point?

>>10655568
>benefit from being nuked
Americuck too

>>10655589
>>10655697
>I was only pretending to be retarded

>>10655568
Most of western yurocuckistan as well

>>10655803
it was posted on liveleak first but I don't see it now, that reuploader could have taken that description out of his ass

>>10655602
>I'm an elected officer of the vfw

Thank you for your service

>>10655993
You really read that post he made about the pretentious chef and thought even for a second it was serious? Come on now

>>10655587
Best Korea North Korea

>>10655970
i was about to post this. the layering of irony over the years has completely fucked my brain.

>>10655690
>>10655707
fucking this. veterans are nothing more than glorified welfare queens.

>>10655339
Look at how big those jackets are compared to the belt line. Do they think that you're supposed to look broad-chested and not that Americans are just naturally like that? Those coats are way too big for them. Except Kimmy, of course.

>>10655993
fuck, you're dumb.

>>10655283
Beware your waiter, Soon-Jae In! He has a lean and hungry look!

trump is really showing some high level deal making with this
he's walking away from the table before the negotiations even start so north korea will have to really bend the knee if they want to make something happen

>>10655602
thank you for serving Israel.

>>10655770
Daily reminder that "veterans" like you will be executed like the dogs you are.

>>10655283
>1 salad spread over 5 plates

JUST

>>10656581
>picking a fight with combat hardened baby killers
bold strategy

>>10655602
No, I'm sorry, but it would be a shame on me not to thank you for the part you play in establishing Greater Israel.

>>10655770
No one is scared of you for making poor life choices when you were 18.

>>10656603
Degenerates are nothing to a re-awakened volk. Either we discard them or the kikes do. Nobody wants them.

>>10656621
the anon thinks those conditioned to follow are something to be scared of.

>>10656621
I killed plenty of volk in Iraq.

>>10655812
I bet there was a roller coaster at Auschwitz too!

>>10656926
Yeah, the Holocoaster, only gas-powered roller coaster in the world.

>>10655854
>That explains his ever increasing weight
Who, Drumpf? Fattest president since this gentleman.

>>10655674
Norks or tourists?

>>10655579
god id love to watch them squeeze that out of their asses, right on my face

>>10655787
WRONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzlubpkS63I

>>10657238
>Drumpf
>one reddit gold for you my friend, you sure showed them!

>>10655443
>>10655450
>train passes reeducation camp
>skeletons in field digging up rotton potatoes
>how to not reveal skeleton workforce?
>make one bag of salad greens feed a dozen people
>close all the windows
>????
>PROFIT

would you eat north korean pizza?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKx5baOoYJE

>>10657346
The pizza has more ass than those norks

These people are almost comically villainous at this point.

>>10655796
Kek

>>10655602
thnak for yuor serf vice

>>10655602
Tank fr ur cervix

>>10658881
Based patriotic piggy
I don't love much in this life, but I love my country
God Bless America

>>10655602
thank you anon...

>>10655674
Oh look, just a regular street and regular street food places. Isn't this supposed to be hell on earth?

Looks like the only problem with north korea is that it is not under jewish rule.

I knew South Korea was better, but I didn't realize by how much. This was about $30.

>>10655602
Thanks for your service from Israel!
Mazeltov

>>10655674
>Those empty sidewalks and roads
It's creepy how few people there are around in broad daylight.

>>10659209
You kidding? There wasn't much vehicular traffic but there were pedestrians all over the place in that video.

>>10659181
Pff, 30 dollars and you don't even get to ride on a train?

>>10655588
>Conveniently blocking exit
You aren't locked into a single room, simply blocked into one.

>>10655770
>scares and upsets you
any sane person would be scared by the prospect of being the murderer/acumplice/lacky for an imperialist death machine......sorry your inordinately proud of the time you spent participating in/enabling death and destruction but the rest of us are doing just fine

>>10655573
you poor deluded, self important soul.....im sure killing babies or something warped your mid and all but maybe keep it to yourself

>>10655539

>>10655674
That sci fi ass tower in the background.

>>10659273
life is a constant contest of rending teeth and tearing claws. everything is surrounded in and thrives upon death.
the fact that you have lived insulated from that violence to the point that you could conceive of making that post is thanks to warfighters, you fucking soft pussy.

>>10655579
this pic is propaganda everthing is to new,clean everything perfect

>>10659292
Are you kidding? The entirety of the earth is owned, and its people domesticated. War is waged today for economic reasons. That you're allowed to play the way you do is an outlet, and nothing more.

>>10659309
war has always been economic in the same sense that hunger is economic - that has no bearing on your being a vagina

>>10655602
>Myself and every veteran I know (I'm an elected officer of the VFW) have never wanted nor asked for anyone's thanks.
Do americans really walk up to military people and say thanks?

>>10655573
>>10655707
>>10655770
I'd rub our dicks together desu.

>i went to korea and lived on welfare at the dmz doing nothing

#RESPECT

>>10659318
Yes and they give a compulsory round of applause

>>10659292
Do you really believe that bombing the shit out of the Middle East is making America safer?
Do you really believe that stationing US troops on the S/K Korean border is what prevented a confirmed maniac from launching nukes? You reckon you could have shot them down with those Javelins?
No, unless you fought in WW2 you have done absolutely nothing for world peace or for the life quality of anyone posting on this board. Fucking idiot.

i feel like now that NK achieved getting nukes, they can refocus more effort on farming or some shit so they can finally have enough food, is that correct?

>>10659358
There was a huge accident at their main nuke facility. I'm pretty sure they lost not only their nukes but also all their nuke scientists.

>>10659358
I think one of their problems with food comes from the fact that it's just a shitty geographical area for agriculture. Isn't most of North Korea mountainous?

>>10655602
Thank you for your service

>>10659358
>now that NK achieved getting nukes
Is there even definite proof that they actually did?

>>10659396
they have nukes and the missiles to deliver them. thats what this whole north korea issue right now is about.

>>10659423
Yeah some autocratic third whole shithole making bold claims to attract international attention would be a world first.

>>10659441
You're right, the USA does it all the time

>>10655300
Those are not wine glasses, those are actually genuinely beer glasses.
General rule of thumb as far as I've seen, If the brim of the glass is the widest part then it's a wine glass, if it isn't then it's a beer glass.
Uncultured swine.

>>10659396
We have confirmed incidences of them testing atom bombs and they have launched missiles, without warheads, that went at least as far as Japan.
As was said already; they probably lost all of it in the accident. Probably one of the reasons they are willing to talk now.

>>10659265
Shouldn't they be T-posing?

>>10659778
What accident?

>>10659865
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/873443/north-korea-nuclear-accident-Punggye-ri-tunnel-collapse-kim-jong-un

>>10659676
>Uncultured swine
>anime posting
Whoever taught you about beer and wine, never listen to anything they tell you ever again

>>10655295
>>10655300
/ck/ doesn't know fine dining so they make fun of this

>>10655602
how about serving this dick

>>10659935
Here's the wikipedia image for "Beer glassware"
I also got a glass for donating blood which was specifically referred to as a beer glass from the manufacturer, it was simmilar to the second from the left, except it didn't have the outwards curve at the top.
Also animeposting is high class society here on 4chan, with frogposters, brainlet posters being the absolute bottom of the barrel, miscposters being around mid tier, and polar bear/gondola posters being the absolute enlightened tier.

>>10655602
Shalom

>>10659952
>michael jackson
So in other words, an autistic neckbeard who tried to push for beer autism within our lifetimes, thus implying that a "beer glass", as you defined it, is really just one dead guy's opinion that almost nobody cares about other than people who think beer needs to be discussed with a clenched anus and a supercilious (yet strangely ignorant) attitude?

Pic related is a beer glass. Consult the Zalto catalogue for what a wine glass might look like.

>you will never be a part of a North Korean government crack acting troupe that follows Kim Jong Un around impersonating happy, non-starving North Koreans so it looks like the country is doing well but it's really just you and the same five people every time
Fees bad

>>10659952
>I got jewed out of a pint of my AIDS blood in exchange for a wine glass for soyboys to drink beer out of

>>10659968
>>I got jewed out of a pint of my AIDS blood in exchange for a wine glass for soyboys to drink beer out of
They have some really neat schnapps glasses too.
Completely worth it.

>>10659952
you are easily swindled, aren't you?

>>10659952
>Session
What is it about beerfags that makes them so conflicted about alcohol? Just say "binge drinking" or "getting wasted" instead of being all evasive and making up stupid euphemisms

>>10659964
I have this job,but I work from home.
It's not the same.

>>10655674

whatever language that dude is speaking to his wife, that is probably the most disgusting sounding language ive ever heard. worse than dutch, literally bugspeech.

>>10655697
This has to be the worst plated salad I've ever seen

>>10659968
Blood does grown back,and you can always get more aids.

>>10655690
It's an anonymous board, you brainless nigger.

>>10655602
yep, this one's going in my cringe compilation

>>10655778
see! :D

>>10659992
they are bugs. they're disgusting muslim Indos.

>>10655697
the salad has been fucked into the bread

>>10657346
why do they alway show this place off it looks like shit

>>10655283
>interior doors on a train
it's like people who design stuff in NK are allowed to be told stories by tourists of what the outside world is doing, and they end up with weird shit like this

>>10655300
>americans have never seen proper beer glasses
jesus christ. imagine being so uncultured that fucking NK can blow you the fuck out

>Americans are just naturally like that?
fat, you mean?
those uniforms are obviously modeled after soviet and chinese ones anyway, so yet again you have proved that you are O B S E S S E D

>>10655826
>using an unpointed knife to poke holes in stuff
>not just using a round glass to cut the round hole
why can't americans cook??

>>10655707
>>10655602
shit like this is why i dont tell people im military irl

>>10660608
If you don't drink beer out of a glass stein you're a faggot and that's a scientific fact

>>10656581
By fucking who? Limp-wristed Seattle antifa?

I wanna flirt with Best Korean girls

>>10655443
Kek

>>10655812
And you actually believed that? Why would they be raising dogs for meat and fur when there are numerous other animals more fit for meat and fur? I would understand having to eat dogs in times of famine, but why the fuck would they be raising them for that.

>>10660614
t. white trash who drinks out of plastic "tunder mugg" sleeves

>>10660628
the first few animals to start doing that are expensive and NK probably can't into husbandry

>>10660629
do you have any idea what you're talking about, whatsoever?

>>10660632
NK is dumb and full of peasants who probably don't know how to farm beavers or mink or whatever

dogs are cheap and easy to care for, and they're already there so why invest in switching over your whole economy to a new sort of fur when the fur is just for issued coats and not luxury items anyway

>>10659238

>Confirmed for living in a flyover state

You've never been to an actual city have you?

>>10655782

>tfw lived in central Asia for a few years and Nork looks just as good if not better in a lot of cases.

>>10660694
wow those LE VAPORWAVE patterns on the box wtf i love north corea now

>>10660803
i used to know a guy who was from china, whose dad was some communist party bigwig so he was super rich

he described even mainland china as being a shithole, but really cheap so you don't have to bother with the shithole parts if you make as much as even the average westerner. and despite being a silver spoon boy, he did have a concept of "us niggas is making minimum wage, we can't pop bottles"

>>10659676
that's a red wine glass, beer glasses of this type tend to curve outward a bit near the top to better support the head
not that it matters much, red wine glasses are perfectly fine for even professional beer tasting because they're good for smelling

>>10655792
hes a big guy

>>10660850
the main difference between a wine and beer glass is just sheer size. the shape is almost identical, except beer glasses tend to have thicker stems (presumably to assist drunkards in keeping a grip on them)