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10651281 No.10651281 [Reply] [Original]

the absolute mad man

>> No.10651293

>>10651281

Olive oil certainly doesn't stink up the place like Cocoa butter, at least. I sometimes wonder if the people that slather on cocoa butter are just antisocial and want to keep others away.

>> No.10651301

>>10651293
>Olive oil certainly doesn't stink up the place like Cocoa butter,
You don't like the smell of chocolate?

>> No.10651302

Fatboy probably chugs it too.

>> No.10651308

AINT NO SHAME IN MY GAME

>> No.10651315

>>10651301
chocolate BO from a jungle creature that eats EBT food and smokes menthols all day? Sorta ruins chocolate for normal humans.

>> No.10651319

>>10651301
>You don't like the smell of chocolate?

Do you like the smell of coconut/OB/grease after it's been sitting out in the sun for 3 days? Cuz that's more accurate.

>> No.10651330

this faggot has the worst case of race dysphoria I've ever seen
he's so envious of italians that hes rubbing oil on himself because he doesn't secret it naturally

>> No.10651335

>>10651315
>EBT food
What did he mean by this?

>> No.10651360

>>10651330
italians are gross. Brits are just slow and annoying. Good post of truth.

>> No.10651371

>>10651360
Italians have good food

>> No.10651373

>>10651335
EBT = food stamps

>> No.10651382

>>10651335
Shit you can buy with foodstamps. For boons that is mostly pre-cooked chicken, chips and kool-aid

>> No.10651395

>>10651301

Have you ever smelled anyone loaded with cocoa butter? It smells like alot of things, but chocolate is definitely not one of them.

>> No.10651398

>>10651373
>>10651382
You can get anything with food stamps though, as long as it's unprepared...

>> No.10651437

>>10651398
Yes, but the type of people being discussed here would never actually prepare food at home, so their diet is restricted to those prepared foods which can be purchased with food stamps. Hence
>mostly pre-cooked chicken, chips and kool-aid

>> No.10651443

Vitamin E my nogroes.

>> No.10651461

>>10651437
What? How do they afford that stuff and have enough to eat? I don't really pay attention to other people shopping so I'm clueless on this.

>> No.10651491

Get away from the gorgeous smell of cocoa butter, we love the smell of cocoa butter goon!

>> No.10651499

>>10651461
crime. They run out of "money" on about the 7th of every month and then just ape it up.

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10651535

I prefer butter

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10651832

>>10651301
Is... that the rich, enticing scent of... chocolate? Are you chocolate? Are you MADE of chocolate? Really...?

>> No.10652249

>>10651281
>it's real
Jesus christ I know his nickname's Jamie Oliveoil but rein it in a bit mate.

>> No.10652288

Coconut oil is better

>> No.10653170

>>10651832
>Really?

>> No.10653887

>>10651281
This is literally the thing people have been doing in Greece for 5000 years.

>> No.10653907

>>10653887
they also used it as sex lube

>> No.10653929

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqVmzqeHZNs

>> No.10653933

>>10651281
So he's a fat faced bitch who criticizes Americans. Pretty funny.

>> No.10653955

I fapped with olive oil once and my dick skin went all leathery and itchy. Then it all peeled off over the course of a week.

Maybe I fapped too fast and fried my dick in the oil.