/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10647191

>>10647191
you're not wrong, it has an ungodly amount of sodium but I love it

>>10647232
It's basically pure oil. You're not supposed to use more than a tablespoon or two in a whole dish.

>>10647235
I use two for dan dan noodles and that's pushing it

Pickled artichoke hearts, I'll eat a whole jar of them in one sitting if I don't control myself. Especially if they're pickled with garlic.

Fucking raisins, I could eat the little shits all day

>>10647274
> try to snack on raisins instead of candy to be healthier
> end up eating a metric ton each time
Feels good

>>10647318
do amerilards really measure their servings by the ton?

You are a fun guy with an happy life I guess >>10647191

>>10647353
Yes, but not metric tons.

>>10647191
My man.

>>10647191
Literally my drug of choice
1000/10 goes with everything, can't stop putting it on my air popped popcorn

>>10647274
I like raisins, but I can NOT stop if someone puts dried cranberries in front of me... I just recently tried putting them on salad with smoked almonds and wolfed down the whole bowl that was meant to feed my family
also
>pic of another form of legal crack

>>10647867
Damn, I like chilli oil and I like popcorn, but that sounds pretty serious, how much do you add?

>>10647191
>literally
You have to go back
>>>/facebook/

>>10647885
You ever really look at the caloric content of nuts. Like measure them out and all? I remember trying to be healthy and eating nuts as a snack and then started using a diary and found out that my nut snack was like 1000 calories.

>>10647191
is that a dude or a lady

>>10648010
>is that a dude or a lady
yes

>>10647191
Am I only the only one that thinks there are way tastier ways of incorperating heat and flavor? This shit was awful. That, or I got a bad batch...

>>10648010
angry lady

>>10647885
Not posting the CIA grade crack

>>10647219
i think he meant LITERALLY not Literally.

>>10647235
This. I could care less about the sodium when it’s basically straight fat. First time I got a jar I was eating it with a spoon like a vinegar based hot sauce... then read the label. It’s a shame because it’s fucking delicious.

>>10648010
It's a lady (man)

>>10647191

coca cola pre FDA

>>10648790
You have to treat it like an ingredient or a garnish.

>>10647994
Yeah, medium sized nutmix with some nice cashews and pecans and sugared dried cranberries is like 1200kcal a bag.

>>10648823
better

>>10647191
Pretty much any sour gummies with liquid centers

HELP

>Easter rolls by
>buy a shit ton of chocolate
>Easter end
>Can no longer eat pure chocolate

Every years.

>>10647392
this. we're not animals

>>10647191
pickles and devilled eggs for me

>>10648941
mah nigga

>>10649002
these have such a better texture and taste than chesters

>>10648274
I end up eating the whole bag every time I open one up

All hail the rightful god-king

These were probably some of the best non baked/fancy Lays I've ever had. Too bad the proles voted for that nasty ass Honey BBQ instead now its discontinued forever

Stupid Anus brand human mistake. I'm a fucking idiot that needs something that is pickled because my life went off the rails.

>>10649011
>>10649002
shit taste. the only people who agree that andy fries are better than cheeto fries are fly over white trash.

if you put any flamin hot product in front of me it will be gone in 3.7 picoseconds

limon hot cheetos mixed with hot fritos
9/10 could eat by itself for at least a week without getting tired of it

>>10649395
can concur, chesters are better imo
t. coastie with the mostie

>>10649395
I work at a Frito Lay plant and have all these in the break room for free.

>>10648790
COULDN'T care less, you fucking caveman

>>10647219
Absolutely based fishscale poster

>>10649109
I don't know about the Southwestern Ranch but the Baked Lay's are pretty underrated

>>10648996
1 animal ton equals to how many human tons?

>>10649447
I would imagine that everyone is fucking sick of them by now.

>>10649395
Weird from my experience it's the complete opposite: Hot Fries are enjoyed by whites most often, and Chesters Fries are enjoyed by black and hispanics

>>10648941
better

I had to stop myself from eating an entire bag in one sitting.

>>10648790
You can make your own without salt. It is just oil and pepper/seeds cooked. The salt is an extra preservative. You could even go to a Chinese restaurant and ask for a papercup full for a few dollars.

>>10651988
t. never had spicy chili crisp

>>10647191
I bought a bottle of that and it basically tastes like what I imagine gutter oil tastes like. It's good when used sparingly though.

>>10649109
all the baked lays taste 10x better than their "normal" counterparts.

Too bad they sell them in tiny ass bags that are half air for twice the price.

>>10651992
S O Y

>>10651992
>ash powder
wtf goddamn chinese

>>10652004
prickly ash is just another name for szechuan peppercorn

>>10651988
Maybe stating the obvious, but it's very bland until you add the shitload of salt.

>>10652008
okay fine but you can't make an excuse for the fact it has fucking SULFUR in it

These niggers, I can't open a pack and not finish them. I've had wounded fingers opening them and just went on. The hint of blood/iron only made it more delicious and the salt on the wound gave a nice sadist feeling.

>>10652017
One jar is also only 4 servings, its probably not much sodium per scoop.

>>10652018
Sulfur is in a lot of foods and is a dietary requirement. It's in cheese, soy, sour cream, eggs ect.

>>10652018
Sure I can. It's a perfectly harmless preservative. It was first used by the Romans to preserve wine.

>>10652044
>>10652045
fair enough

>>10652035
Discount code: self checkout peanuts.

>>10652053
The worst part about it is all the soy. Would be a lot better with peanut oil and peanuts instead of soybean oil and soybeans.

Tiny pinch of salt, maybe some yogurt dip, fucking good as hell. So refreshing in this heat.

>>10652036
Just looked it up, it's nearly a quarter of your rda apparently, but then again so is a single slice of pizza, so I guess we're all too salty.

>>10652085
Ideally, you're not eating any more than a few teaspoons of it in a serving of food. The bottle lists one serving as 1/4 of a cup, or 12 teaspoons.

>>10649002
I really want to try these

Mmmmmm

>>10648338
>soy

>>10652098
. . . . .so buy them?????????

>>10652110
I haven't been able to find them where I live

>>10652114
???????????what, how

>>10652035
I can't not finish a pack of those, either. I could probably buy a pound in bulk and eat them in one sitting. Good thing they'e kind of pricey.

>>10652117
I don't know. I live in a fairly large city and I went to college in a very large city. No matter where I went they did not carry them

>>10652096
Well I average about 15ml a day so I think I'm golden.

I love this shit raw sometimes put them into a smoothies.

>>10652067
Cucumber slices with yoghurt or sour cream are literally called "misery" in my country.

Hummus. I can't get enough of that shit, I don't care what brand it is or if it's homemade or not.

Peanuts, natural, from their shell, I think I eat 4 pounds weekly, and when I open a peanut butter jar I can't stop until I finish it.

>>10647191
i tried it. didn't think it was that good. i like the homemade hot oil you find in restaurants

>>10647191
ITT: using the word literally incorrectly.

The only worth while thing to come out of the middle east.

>>10652152
>raw rhubarb
Anon...

>>10653134
>california
>has olives
>has dates
>has oil

hey at least life is cheap in the middle east

>>10649002

RIP Salsa Fries

Literally the best chips I have ever eaten

>>10652123
Try a gas station

>>10650637
you can roast chick peas very easily, dry them and toss in oil/fat and salt, cook at 400ish shaking the pan every 10 or so minutes until crispy, toss in chili powder/pepper and eat
costs almost nothing if you use oil, and is delicious if you use bacon fat

>>10653533
>this with gouda and some cheap pinot noir

>>10653533
>be 12
>eat a whole box of these at my friends house without realizing until the deed was done
>think he low-key hated me ever since
His parents loathed me. I feel bad for eating their food whenever I was over but shit I would be there for up to 10 hours some days.

Big nut

>>10648274
I remember the first time I had these, I found them in my high school vending machine years ago. Shared them with my friend Alison, and now I miss them due to responsible habits. I miss Alison due to me moving. My decisions, while sensible, seem to take away the things I enjoy, it's like you can have happy, or you can achieve things, but you can't have both.

>>10653646
My mom would hide these in the coffee cabinet. She still has the habit after her kids have grown so now when they clean the house they come across junk food 3 years or more passed their expiration date.

>>10653023
are you a big boy

Chug this shit straight out of the bottle

>>10653813
no, that has to be a meme.

>>10653813
Whoops, wrong picture

>>10653696
No, BMI of 21.0.
Calories are a lie, macronutrients are the truth.

>>10653922
haha... my aunt used to drink that stuff.

She is dead now.

>>10653134
My nigger. I eat like 10 of these with a big pot of black coffee sometimes on a Saturday morning. Fucking hell, it's heaven on earth.

Fuck it, that's breakfast this weekend.

>>10653922
I used to drink regular ol plain boring flavor A1

Until my eyes were opened by the true sauce of the gods

>>10647191

> Pic Related

I can eat theses until I'm sick. Then eat more.
Then sleep.

>>10647885
Anon stop.
The small trail mixes at work don't do it for me.

>>10654035
this nigga knows what's up

>>10653156
Its really tasty with a pinch of sugar, you should try it

korean carrot salad

listeria and diabetes in one convenient tub!!!

>>10653696
UUUU

>>10648338
oh god yes

>this wasn't posted yet
AWAKE MY GOPNIK NIGGERS

Pork scratchings reporting in

>>10654578
this shit is amazing, best ice cream flavor

had sunflower seeds for the first time as an adult today.

i'm liking them TOO MUCH. this is gonna be a habit.

i'm gonna be that annoying asshole who always has seeds in his mouth, and spits them everywhere.

>>10653134
I ate so many these i made myself ill once so just the thought of them makes me feel sick

>>10653533
Best use of MSG in a cracker product, imho

>>10654061
shouldn't the hearts be in pieces

>>10648970

Is it even possible to not finish the entire bag?

>>10656217
no, of course not. it's gigacrack

>>10648970
>buy 2lbs at bulk barn
>leave store
>mangos consumed before getting home

hahahaahha
help me

>>10647191
Betcha can't eat just one

>>10656217
>>10656413
dried apricots are also cocaine-teir

>>10655188
These. Dill, ranch, or salted. All are incredible and I will sit there for hours and eat these until the top of my mouth and tongue are raw. Used to play baseball in school and I can't fathom how many thousands upon thousands of seeds I've gone through. Bought them on a whim about a year ago and I'm addicted again.

>>10655692
Just saw this. So good.

If there is a God then let this be my heaven.

this is flaming hot cheetos but with artificial sweetner

>>10647191
My go-to for fried rice or to add some spice to soup/noodles.

>>10648171
Chiu Chow Chili Oil is also good, as are any kind of chili pastes with garlic/ginger.

>>10649002
OG hot fries. Strangely enough, Walmart is the only place I can find them reliably, and only in the huge bags. Not that I'm complaining on that. Chesters are meh, but their bacon cheddar fries are better.

>>10653688
>my mom
>her kids
>they

The context switching here is making me very uncomfortable. Why do you switch from first to 3rd person?

>>10647994
>You ever really look at the caloric content of nuts. Like measure them out and all? I remember trying to be healthy and eating nuts as a snack and then started using a diary and found out that my nut snack was like 1000 calories.

Only eat 10-20 almonds then? Its 7-10 kcals per almond.

I have to mindfully look at the nutrient values so i stop eating them.

Survived a fortnight on this stuff from the local grocery store one summer. My friend took me on vacation with his family and his mother didnt cook. His father ate cold hotdogs out of the fridge and my friend peels the cheese off pizza, but we could always agree on 7 layers.

>>10649580
This poster is a real coke head, like my old roommate.

>>10647191
Seems like my recent 老乾媽 shills worked.

>>10647191
this stuff better be good or you're in trouble

>>10657244
Even if you don't have an Asian market around it's like less than $3 at any half decent regular grocery store...

these

>>10657233
Why is she squatting like a slav?

>>10657259
and these

>>10657261
>He thinks squatting is only a slav thing

>>10653646
upboat

>>10648844
underrated dub-dubs

>>10649109
>reduced sodium pringles have too much flavor for me, do you have anything a little more mild?

>>10647274
>>10647318
>realize I like raisins and they're pretty healthy
>start eating them whenver I snack, eventually able to wolf down a bag a day
>get horrible liquid shits
this happens at least 3 times a week

>>10656196
you take the hearts into your mouth and crush them into tiny pieces, just like she did.