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Anonymous Mon May 14 22:26:36 2018 No.10601372 [Reply] [Original]

I just drank 2 bottles of kombucha and took a probiotic
what am I in for?

I already feel my guts snaking around, I can actually see the movement under my belly

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 22:29:06 2018 No.10601378 >>10601372 You're going to lose 9 foot of intestine you'll be shitting so hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 22:30:05 2018 No.10601383 If you're seeing something move inside of you, you probably have worms or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 23:27:05 2018 No.10601623 >>10601372 >What am I in for? Rectal trauma. That's what.

Anonymous Tue May 15 00:04:26 2018 No.10601758
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you've done it now

the flora in your gut has expanded to it's apex state, you are peak human

had qin shi huangdi known of the properties of kombucha and probiotics before he attempted to eat mercury, he would still be the emperor of the great nation of China, which bears his name.

Anonymous Tue May 15 00:35:54 2018 No.10601874
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>what am I in for?
Battery brown coils of anal destruction firing hard and loose from your ass in torrents of hot, rotten hatred. Your butthole is going to dilate like a fucking Oblivion gate, colossal siege engine of pure shit standing reading to march its way into our plane and leave only sundered, shit-stained earth in its wake.
Pic related, it's about to be your butthole motherfucker

>>	Anonymous Tue May 15 00:38:28 2018 No.10601885 >>10601874 But he didn't eat any gummy bears.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 15 07:54:15 2018 No.10603095 >>10601372 you're going to get so fucking sick lol

>>	Anonymous Tue May 15 14:45:25 2018 No.10604795 I feel it, I've just added a braggs vinegar drink to the mix

>>	Anonymous Tue May 15 16:52:23 2018 No.10605416 >>10601874 >>10603095 huh? i thought probiotics are good for your digestion

>>	Anonymous Tue May 15 17:34:15 2018 No.10605600 >>10601372 lolololol

>>	Anonymous Tue May 15 19:40:40 2018 No.10606183 >>10605416 "good for digestion" is a marketing term for "makes you shit"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 15 20:12:58 2018 No.10606328 >>10601372 That's kind of gross and kind of cute at the same time. Atleast they're strawberry flavor vaginas.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 15 21:55:11 2018 No.10606830 >>10606328 exactly the way a young girl should taste

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 02:15:33 2018 No.10607876 File: 18 KB, 424x426, 07ypwFg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys don't google vagina bread

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 02:18:15 2018 No.10607892 File: 6 KB, 640x480, images(3).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10607876 I should have listened

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 02:22:13 2018 No.10607903 >>10601372 is that supposed to look like verginas?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 02:42:48 2018 No.10607957 >>10607903 No, but it tastes like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 03:13:03 2018 No.10608044 >>10601372 In the old days, female hysteria was thought to be the vagina coming loose and moving throughout the body. You sound a little hysterical.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 03:15:57 2018 No.10608051 >>10608044 >the vagina coming loose and moving throughout the body. wut

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 10:43:55 2018 No.10609037 File: 552 KB, 3920x2204, pussycake4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10601372

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 10:46:31 2018 No.10609046 >>10601372 >>10609037 guess i'm gay for candy now

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 10:49:05 2018 No.10609054 File: 533 KB, 3920x2204, pussycake2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10601372

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 10:51:21 2018 No.10609064 File: 536 KB, 3920x2204, pussycake1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10609054

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 11:20:55 2018 No.10609156 >>10609054 >>10609064 We’re hitting levels lewdness that should be outlawed

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 11:28:41 2018 No.10609190 File: 394 KB, 500x323, 1524268811224.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10609054 For a split second, I was afraid of what I might see when I enlarged the image.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 11:42:14 2018 No.10609245 File: 88 KB, 250x235, t1J1irF.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10607876 Was not expecting that

Anonymous Wed May 16 11:57:19 2018 No.10609308
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>>10607876
>Noting much of the hate came from apparently grossed-out men, Stavri argues that "the vast majority of the utter horror about my sourdough isn't anything to do with ignorance on food hygiene, but more to do with a general mistrust and horror at vag."
>grossed-out men
>men
My wife was as horrified as me when I showed her this.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 12:06:08 2018 No.10609340 >>10607876 oh god as im eating sourdough bread toast for breakfast....

>>	Anonymous Wed May 16 18:49:08 2018 No.10611192 File: 162 KB, 588x425, VB.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why bring this evil into the thread?

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