/ck/ - Food & Cooking

scrambled eggs >>> shitty fried eggs

>>10583298
Do you consider this thread good?

>>10583298
Yeah it's a great breakfast, though being me I always usually add a sliced avocado or mayo because I do like my extras.

No. Bland as fuck.

>>10583302
Why and how

>>10583298
chives, smoked paprika

>>10583302
they both have their places

>>10583314
>toast and eggs
bland af
>toast, eggs and le bacon xD
best breakfast ever

get lost reddit

>>10583298
poached eggs > fried eggs > egg in a nest >>>> scrambled eggs

i literally eat two eggs on two slices of toast every single day for lunch. i just had them. god tier.

It's crazy how this breakfast ranges from god tier (runny yolks) to literally inedible (hard yolks)

>>10583375
>runny
gag
>hard
only way

>>10583382
black detected

It's crazy how the comments in this thread range from sane (different people different tastes) to completely autistic like both >>10583375 and >>10583382

>>10583321
Agreed, you don't need much to make it actually tasty. But *just* eggs and toast? meh.

>>10583397
Not liking runny eggs is a universal sign of an autistic picky eater. It doesn't BOTHER me that you're autistic, but you are.

>>10583407
I make them once a year to see if I like them yet. Turns out they're just gross, even with toast.

>>10583407
Caring about what sort of eggs someone likes is a sign of autistic OCD. I don't mind runny. I don't mind hard. I mind when someone makes it into a religious issue.

>>10583384
cool man

>>10583298
dont be afraid of actually frying your food in the oil instead of boiling it or whatever you id with those eggs. Also you can add green for garnish to make it look more appealing but dont use parsley stem or whatever the fuck you put on it.

>>10583419
Seems more like chives, just younger than in your photo.

>>10583298
I just ate some. Just add some hot sauce or butter the toast and its delicious

>follow instructions for "perfect fried eggs over easy"
>they come out disgusting like this every time

I fucking hate fried eggs. If I ever want them, I'll only eat them at a diner or from my mom. Into the garbage these will go, guess it's leftover pizza for breakfast again. Never has anything been so annoying to make, I'll only cook shitty scrambled eggs from now it.

>>10583411
But I don't care if you are autistic. Just laying this out as a guideline.

>>10583411
he already said it doesn't bother him

i think you are the autistic one here, my dude

>>10583419
>all that bread
>for hard eggs

Lol wtf is the point?

Eggs fried in coconut oil bit of fresh ground salt/black pepper and maybe a Tabasco / Louisiana hot sauce and toast for sure..

Plain and none of the above...no..not good.

>>10583410
what's wrong with it? are you doing it correctly? you're supposed to use the toast to soak up the egg yolk. are you doing that?

>>10583496
>coconut oil
gross

>>10583298
Butter those toast and we can start talking

>>10583505
You're not SUPPOSED to do anything you autistic shitter, get the fuck outta here!

>>10583473
>>10583474
Why are you samefagging? Is it this much of a religious issue for you?

>>10583475
Two were hard with some run, and obviously you eat the yolks off the toast dipshit

>>10583474
> literally inedible
> not caring

>>10583350
>that girl
>Indian

>>10583298
>oil the frying pan
>place small pieces of tomato onto it
>fry them ~2 minutes
>break an egg, quickly stir the yolk over the entire pan and place few slices of cheese
>place the lid and wait until cheese melts
Quick and awesome breakfast. You can also add some sausage or whatnot with tomatoes.

>>10583298
The eggs look overcooked. I'd rather heat up a couple of corn tortillas and serve the eggs on top of those. Ideally with ranchero sauce, basically diced tomatoes and chiles you've reduced. Some refried beans and tortilla chips on the side... shredded cheese melted on top of everything... nice.

>>10583298
I usually eat 2 fried eggs every day as part of breakfast. I don't usually have toast, but sometimes I will. Rather I usually have sauteed mushrooms and tomatoes with my eggs and then fruit.

Can't forget hot sauce though.

>>10583527
I don't understand why they wouldn't sort this graph by monounsaturated fats. Those are the ones you're supposed to look for. Polyunsaturated fats are high in omega-6 fatty acids and you need to watch that you do not eat more omega-6 than omega-3. If you do it fucks with medication and preexisting illnesses, overall your body just functions worse for it.

>The people in this thread who can't even fry an egg competently

This explains so much about this board.

>>10583473
Given that you're still shitposting about it, I'd say you're the autistic one.

>>10583298
Scrambled eggs better than everything. Hard boiled eggs are for plebs. Iver easy is garbage. Soft boil is garbage.

I like to eat boiled eggs whole without using my hands, pretending I'm a dangerous snakey in the jungle

>>10583298
I like to eat the egg white by itself then spread the yolk all over the toast before I eat it. Sometimes I butter the bread.

>>10583350
poached eggs taste the same as soft boiled eggs

>>10583617
>cute girl
>indian
Pick one

I have this for breakfast every morning, slathered in Sriracha. It keeps me going from like 7.30am till about 2pm.

>>10583469
There are no instructions to follow you dolt. It's not that hard to heat oil in a pan, crack and egg in to it, and let it cook until the white has set, season with salt and pepper, and serve on toast. Takes like 5 mins, maximum.

>>10584283
Sure but that's sunny side up

>>10583298
Fried eggs on toast is a GOAT meal.
It's tasty as fuck.
I usually go for scrambled on toast but fried is just as tasty.

>>10584716
not that guy but just learned what over easy means because of this trail. wtf is the point of the flip?

literally every morning I eat two over easy eggs and toast
its become so part of my routine I feel weird if I ever skip breakfast or eat something different

>>10584814
Over easy = soft yolks still but no snot on the top

>>10584895
just put a lid on the pan. if you still find the tops are cooking too slowly then put a few drops of water in the pan away from the eggs and put the lid on, this'll steam the tops very quickly.

>>10583298
Some nice soudough bread, salted butter and peppered eggs is the GOAT brekky

>>10584929
This is exactly what I did here >>10583469
By the time the tops looked cooked at all, that is what I ended up with, that's how it is every single time.

>>10584941
if by 'no snot' you mean literally white across the yolk then yeah the yolk will be hard. i thought you flipped the ones in that pic?

>>10583298
Yeah, I'll make an egg sandwich every now and then. Usually have something more than just eggs and toast. For example, I might toss some bacon and/or cheese on it. A bit of sriracha is good too.

>>10584951
If I can manage to flip them, they turn out okay, I know the timing for that after flip process. However, I can't flip eggs because 9 times out of 10 they break or get folded in half and also break so I try to find alternate technique.

>eating eggs with bread
lmao just lmao

>>10584989
>Fried eggs on tortilla
How would you even eat that?

>>10583298

Make it poached egg and that's good eating.

>>10585016
Heat up the tortillas, put them on a plate, put the eggs on top, eat.

>>10583469
I remember a college friend would always order her eggs "easy-over".
Is that a thing, because I told her she was wrong.

I'm more of a eggs on loco moco kind of guy

>>10585034
And then what, roll the fried eggs up? That just seems wrong

>>10585119
Just say no...

>>10583298
Yes. Simple to do. Scrambled eggs with much butter and chives cooked lightly is top notch though. Been making omelettes lately. Ham green pepper onion and cheddar. Spinach cherry tomato and feta. Good shit. Probably make fisherman's eggs deenz style soon too.

>>10585130
Ancient Hawaiian cuisine not good enough for you?

>>10585119
>macaroni AND rice

>>10584971
what pan and spatula do you use?
do you also have trouble getting the eggs out of the pan?
i use pic related and a standard non-stick frying pan with lid. i also use spray oil, but almost none

>>10583302
The problem with scrambled eggs is that it evenly distributes the flavor across a mushy paste. Fried eggs balance the fried egg white with the liquid yolk, goes great with a toasted sandwich.

>>10583321
I'm curious if you have any examples of what you think scrambled goes well with, haven't scrambled my eggs in a while but maybe it's time to revisit.

>>10585119
Is that gravy? Looks like over kill but otherwise a good dish

>>10585190
It is gravy and definently not over kill. It mixes well with the savory hamburger and cool Mac salad.

>>10583298
Breakfast of champions. Usually have salt and pepper on mine but paprika is also godly

Egg on toast with Imperial cheese between it, a little ketchup on top, s and p.

>>10583469
you're probably autistically adhering to cooking times instead of using your discretion

the eggs only overcooked. dont cook them as long, retard , and get rid of the faggy anime dolls

I have a fried egg in a bagel. I like my eggs runny and of course the yolk runs out of the hole but its worth it for the bagel flavor

>>10583298
yes, whenever i can. i like it in sandwich form, but open-faced is god-tier as well. if im feeling like a crunch i'll put some sweet pickles or relish on it too.

>>10585213
>>10585213
How do you get eggs to look like that?

>>10585119
Loco Moco is the name of the dish INCLUDING the eggs. So eggs on loco moco would literally be your picture plus additional eggs over the eggs.

>>10583321
Mmmh that sounds like a good combo. I love paprika on deviled eggs. Also right with scrambled eggs having their own place. Like mixed with sausage for a good ez breakfast bowl.

>>10583469
>MLPfaggot
>Has to look up shitty snapchat guides on how to cook an egg.
lolol.

>>10585190
>I'm curious if you have any examples of what you think scrambled goes well with, haven't scrambled my eggs in a while but maybe it's time to revisit.
by themselves is tasty, by themselves with a little 'cha, scrambled with smoked salmon on the side, on toast also into ramen

>>10585621
> Also right with scrambled eggs having their own place. Like mixed with sausage for a good ez breakfast bowl.
or on a tortilla with sausage and bacon = breakfast burrito

>>10585405
You use an actual stove, instead of pleb could electric.

>>10583305

>>10585405
That's the flipped side, which only cooks for a few seconds before taking it off the heat. Also most people cook at far too high a temperature.

It's part of my lazy-mans breakfast.
I usually add some tomatoes on the side and maybe butter the bread.

>>10583298
I used to eat this every morning but I just started making omelettes because it's more filling and I can put whatever I want in it.

You guys should try an egg on toast with BlackBerry jam. Really good sweet and savory combo.

>>10586262
Truth. My eggs and most other dishes were shit until I started cooking everything less. Cook my eggs less and now I can get god tier runny yolk when I want it. Cook my chicken less and now it's juicy and tender every time.

>>10583298
No I don't like eggs.

>>10583527
Most people who fuck with coconut are on a lchf/keto diet so that chart is kinda meaningless. Actually it would still be meaningless if that wasn't the case since coconut oil is known to raise good cholesterol because of the higher percentage of lauric acid than in butter or shitty ass palm. Also it tastes pretty fucking good too

>>10585405
my guess is browned butter. I usually brown my butter just a bit with some olive oil and crack an egg in that and fry the shit out of one side until it's crispy and brown while the yolk is still perfectly liquid. It looks like utter shit but jesus it tastes incredible, especially with some sauteed vegetables and onions

>>10583298
i take a fresh slice of parisian loaf, which i've fried in garlic, butter and thyme. parma or smoked salmon on top of that, then a poached egg, then freshly made hollandaise topped with cayenne over it all, and asparagus on the side. nobody has ever thought of this before.

>>10587954
that doesn't make sense. you cook chicken higher temp, lower time, and it's juicy. but he said he cooks eggs lower and slower so they don't overcook

>>10583363
and i just had my lunch today :D
one yolk broke but it was still good

>>10583298
Yes.
My favourite way of doing it is lightly spreading some mayo on the bread, cutting out the yolks whole, putting them on bread and biting the whole yolk off.

>>10588463
how it feel to live in your mom basement?

>>10588509
i love on my own thanks (:

Poach the eggs, fry the bread in drippings

>>10583298
I love it. Eat it for breakfast most mornings.

>>10583298
I like eggs on toast, for me it's the only way to eat eggs over medium. The bread soaks up yolk and adds texture. Butter the bread and sprinkle some kosher salt on top.

>>10585234
i got it until you named the meme sauce, kys

>>10583350
>indeean
sara underwood
kys

>>10588201
>lauric acid
meme, especially considering how little mono and poly unsaturated fat coconut oil has
the point is butter or bacon fat are better for you

sometimes i use soy sauce instead of just salt because theres something about the flavor of egg and soy that is just incredible
umami as fuck

>>10588240
Drunk me misunderstood the post and was trying to, badly, explain that I used to overcook my chicken (usually bake it).

>>10584940
10/10 patrician's meal

>>10585213
incorrect. the breakfast of champions is a slimjim with redbull.

>>10592069
>meme

hmm not sure that's an argument buddy, medium-chain triglycerides work differently in your body when they're digested, becoming more easily burned off. I mean the science isn't 100% settledt but it's safe to assume the mct oil in coconut oils is gonna better better for your heart than is sugar or white bread, and definitely better than bacon fat or butter

>>10592145
I don't know what it is but adding an egg to rice&onion elevates to some higher plane of existence. Add soy sauce and boy oh boy

>>10592561
post the science
because everything I've read is that coconut oil is the worst fat you can put into your body and this bullshit meme of it being healthy came from vegans and paleo

>>10584940
nice facebook like retard

>>10592586
https://www.webmd.com/diet/features/coconut-oil-and-health#3

https://www.thehealthcloud.co.uk/coconut-oil-vs-olive-oil/

I'm not some keto nut who chugs coconut oil all day, I'm just saying judging purely by saturated fat content in the abstract is ignoring the whole picture

>>10583298
I love toast that has soaked up the egg yolk. Best thing ever.

>>10583298
yes and yes if you use butter to fry the eggs. and butter not margerine the toast too. dont cheap out and use margerine actual butter

>>10583382
brainlet.webm

>>10583314
If your fried eggs are bland you are genuinely a shit cook

>>10592594
found the tastelet

>>10583298
Add pepper and a lil butter and you are good.

>>10583323
Fuck away off you wee weirdo, why are you raging over bacon?

>>10583298
Perfectly fine. Needs some seasoning though.

I always cut my fried eggs up into quarters and season them differently. Eventually, this will turn me into a spicemaster.

>>10585119
Holy fucking shit that's disgusting you fat pig.

>>10585405
You put a lid on the pan. The heat stays inside and makes the yolks have that eggwhite covering layer.

>>10594099
Sage advice. This is the exact way I became an absolute master of spices. I get compliments on my use of spices all the time, like every single time I cook, and I just tell the people to do the egg quartering method.

Its fucking 2018. Even you god damned liberal leachers with your ebt and food stamps can eat meat now.

Why the fuck is anyone still eating bread these days? Fucking asinine.

Actually, you know what... keep eating bread you welfare fags.

>>10583298
I can eat runny yolks if I cook it myself, but if someone else cooks it it makes me wanna vom

>>10583323
Bacon is good. Reddit is freaking out about bacon and shilling it everywhere because le XD funny meme food. Just enjoying it isn't Reddit.

>>10583469
Next year, instead of /fitlit/, I want /fitck/. Aside from probably providing some actually interesting threads, the /SIG/ guys would teach you to nut the fuck up and get better at frying your goddamn eggs.

>>10583407
It works the other way too. If you don't like hard eggs you're an autistic picky eater.

Both hard and runny eggs are good.

>>10583302
And now that the children have ordered, how would the adults like their eggs?

>>10597995
Imagine acting superior to other egg slurpers when you're an egg slurper yourself.

Just accept that eggs are for babies

>>10597688
How is this a meal?

I knew Americans were retarded, but this is next level.

>>10598008
>Americans
He’s a bong.
He also shops at Q&D.
I’ve seen him there.

>>10596195
I thought bacon shilling fell out of favor back in 2014?

>>10598017
i am bong but wtf is q&d?

>>10586497
this is true, works well

I just wanna talk about good food, why does it always have to be so "us or them" and polarizing?

>>10583298
>do you consider it good
why do you care, if you like it then there is no problem my dude.

>>10601889
Shut up scrambled egg bitch

>>10601921
I appreciate eggs of all persuasions.
>>10586262
>>10585213

>>10585213
maybe it's just the camera, but these look fukkin nasty

>>10602018
Could probably use some warmer lighting, tasted great though.

>>10585213
"the rogan joe"

>>10588525
because no one else will love you

>>10583382
Do both.

One egg solid and one runny over a piece of toast or a bagel is the way to go.

>>10583469
simply cook them for less time

>>10597688
>Those eggs

Would eat /10. Shame about the rest of that meal tbf

I’m an intellectual

>>10583298
>runny yolks

The mother of all egg sandwiches.
>fried eggs from my yard
Can someone explain to me how I obtain fried eggs from my yard?

>>10605181
The same way you make a homemade coconut.

>>10605147
I like the soyboy meme but retards like you make me cringe.
Ever thought about dying?

>>10605181
By being a giant faggot.

If cooked in a little bacon grease or good butter, yes, its amazing

>>10583298
It's amazing, Low Carb, high protein low in saturated fats, easy to make, can be cooked in <5 minuets.

>>10583298
I do this every day. Sometimes on a sandwich with velveta. Fite me you yelping faggots

>>10605181

whew, enough eggs on there

no bacon is the only thing you should be eating with eggs unless you want to be a soyboy

>>10583298

Try it with vegemite or marmite on the toast, and fry the eggs well done so the whites underneath go brown and crispy. Its the most satisfying savoury treat.

>>10605147
Soyboys like egg whites though, and are disgusted by the mere thought of yolks.. This is an incorrect use of the soyboy wojak.

>>10583298
Eggs benedick is mi favoritejhrhhhwhrwrwrwr

>>10585213
how did you fuck up making eggs

>>10585405
Mine come out that darker color when cook the eggs in bacon grease.

>>10597995
They're nutritious and cheap and fucking delicious. Your opinion is as worthless as Guy Fieri's.

>>10608881
Meant for >>10598004

>>10594153
Because it's delicious?

>>10601889
Please butter your bread, it looks sad. Buttered bread and eggs is god tier as fuck.

>>10608881
>>10608887
Eggs are baby food.

>carbs

I strictly eat scrambled eggs and two strips of bacon, every morning

I do that when I'm in a hurry.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>10601889
Some folks just have a very narrow mind, not much we can do w/ idiots.

>>10597995
Hardboiled with a hint of salt

How can anyone tolerate runny yolks? Makes me fucking gag.

>>10610649
it's like gravy but for toast

god-tier yolk is runny, but not raw. Just kinda gooey like caramel

>>10583469
i honestly do feel bad for you sometimes
you must have such a shitty life

>>10583469
other than that shitty hard yolk, the whites on those two eggs are pretty much perfect

>>10610649
It's okay anon, you'll appreciate a good runny yolk when you get out of your teens.

>>10583670
You could have just said you put an egg in your open face burrito.

>>10584929
Nah, that method sucks. Still semi snotty, and cooks the yolk more. Over easy is edler god of god tier fired egg. Just takes more skill to not fuck up.

>>10612770
And even if not snotty, it's just rubbery instead of that slightly pan crisped outside goodness that seems to give it form.

>>10584989
Tortillas are great but that's just stupid. Toast is perfect for sopping up the yolk.

>>10583298
Toast needs a bit of mayonnaise, and I sometimes put a bit of the crumbly, oily peanut and Chile dry salsa my dad used to sell.

>>10583298
fried egg is best egg. Sunny side up is best fried egg, over easy is for children.i like to order two and dip toast in one yolk, then eat all around the second yolk before popping the whole thing in my mouth.