/ck/ - Food & Cooking

God dammit, anon! Why the fuck are you making tomato sauce in the cast iron?

>>10596241
I thought the oily residue would enhance the flavor and texture...

Sorry bro, had to throw out all the actual food from the fridge to fit more meme sauces.

>>10596215
Who the fuck ate all my Deenz??

>>10596257
Sriracha doesn't need to be refrigerated, you daft cunt.

al/ck/ leaving empty bottles everywhere.
Deenz stinking out the house
Sips complaining of heart murmurs
'go 'za leaving pizza boxes everywhere
Autistic chefs hiding their good knives and pans from everyone
Everyone fighting over whether to watch Gordon Ramsay or anime on TV

>>10596270
/thread

>tfw I do 2 of these already with my roommates

>>10596269
>implying the pantry is not also filled with meme sauces

>>10596279
>Still saving Szechaun sauce from last year

>>10596291
Yeah. but there's no cat on the countertop getting dickered.

>>10596270
Speaking of /alc/ we really need to find a better way to lock up the cooking wine/Sherri's.

>>10596304
I'm gonna get drunk off vodka penne.

>anon washes the cast iron

guys

ok

guys I

ok guys

guys where are the knives

who took all the knives

guys

pls respond

>>10596441
We never got any knives. No one could agree on what kind was best.

>>10596301
Kek

>>10596270
>go za
>box
wut

>>10596215
Hey could you co/ck/s stop arguing for a minute and, you know, actually cook something? Us dish bitches need something to do.

>>10596484
gotcha covered dishbro!

guys I bought McChicken

>>10596315
Fine but cook it on the back patio. We don't need any more /alc/s flooding the kitchen again. The sound of vodka being cracked open is essentially the same as opening tuna around cats, here.

>>10596215
Is there any use to having 2 sinks? I'd rather the extra counter space.

>>10597871
Yeah one is to pile all the dirty dishes in.

Behind

HELP PLEASE I CANT GET OUT SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ALL I SEE ARE EGGS

>>10597871
Only if you're too retarded to CAYG
>>10597884
QED

>>10598129
Oh goddammit, anon is on acid again...

>that guy who cooks curry and stinks up the whole place
fuck that guy

>>10598039
Corner!
>still smashes into anon

>>10596215
Which one of you faggots ate my tendies?

>>10598253
I did and they were fucking shit

Hey guys Im heading out to the grocery for eggs milk and some pop anyone need anything?

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ONIONS IN THE PANTRY

>>10598267
>pop
Its called fucking soda anon and get me raspberry mountain dew and 3 packs of aspirin

>>10598262
Take that back cunt

>>10598267
Yeah, I need a kilogram of that Turkish tea. Is it okay if I give you the money tomorrow?

>>10598267
Could you stop by that disgusting Asian food market and pick up a few hyper specific brands of ramen for me?

>>10598336
Yeah the one between the crack den and the meth lab? I was rolling that way anyways

>>10598336
We spent all the money on the food stamp card buying Baja Blast Mountain Dew.

>>10598267
I'd love a bag of Takis. Thanks anon you're the best.

WHO DRANK ALL MY HIGH QUALITY SOYLENT?!

>>10598267
1 bottle of alkalised water, 2 bags of activated almonds and 2 free range emu eggs

IS THAT THE FUCKING FIRE ALARM? WHERE IS THE SMOKE COMING FROM?

>>10598379
Oh shit I thought it was like an individually packed milk thing I used them in my- >>10598401 OH GOD MY TOILET SOUS VIDE CURRY IS ON FIRE

*farts in kitchen*

Who let the vegan in

>>10598477
Your mom, she lets everyone in.

>>10598341
No no no. The one on the other side of the ghetto between the pho place that gave anon food poisoning and that cash advance place. It's the one with the murky half full goldfish tank in the back.

>>10598483
Across the street from that pawn shop? I know the one. You want the Fei-Chung Okanatsu Best Good or the Fei-Chung Okanatsu Good Best?

>>10598518
Good best preferably.
>>10598461
Oh yeah sorry, I bumped the heat up. Didn't look like it was doing anything.

>>10598572
2 weeks of authentic indian cuisine prep literally down the fucking toilet

>>10598581
It was only gonna end up on the street anyway.

>>10598572
Did you want the Super Bachelor Special, Fatty Pork Intestine or the one with the picture of the carrot having sex with the broccoli?

>>10598401
I was trying to deep fry some dino nuggets. Get a bucket of water!

I got a 38 pies for a, uh, mister anon. 14 pepperoni and sausage, 12 thin crust buffalo chicken, 6 chicagos extra olive 5 more pepperoni and sausage and a ham 'n pineapple

Hey co/ck/s, could you guys keep an eye on my chocolate milk? I'm headed out to get some groceries since our Indian food is down the tubes.

>>10600155
Whoops. Sorry nerd

>>10600000
Checked

>>10600193
Anon what the fuck?!

>>10600213
Don't worry bro, I scavenged some of the milk

What's wrong with this apple juice? It tastes weird

>>10600148
t.. thanks..
>Pays in exact change and slams door without tipping

reeeeeeeee

MOMMEEEEE ANON MAKE PEE PEE POO POO IN THE OVEN AGAIIIIIIIIIn

>>10600742
>JUST SET THE OVEN TO CLEAN, ANON

>>10598267
A bottle of whiskey and a two liter of Fresca.
Four roses if it's on sale. Otherwise, just get some cheap blend.

>>10596215

Hey guys I sharpened the knife.

I brought my gf over for dinner

Welcome back home, guys, I threw out all that horrible meat and animal product while you were gone but I made some seitan phad thai for everyone~~

yall are some uncultured swines
i promise ya, when im done saving money i will move to europe or whatever

WHO THE FUCK ATE THE LAST 3 PACK OF MY MAYONNAISE

>>10598477
can we eat it?
it grass fed

>>10600148
Yes! My Hawaiian is here
Thanks for ordering it guys

>>10598267
buy cum and century egg. if thy don't stock that buy some stewing chicken pls & thanks

>>10598268
don't know why you fucks keep taking them out of the flat box on the floor I put them in

>mfw I just stay in my room until I'm a hungry skeleton because the thought of meeting people when I cook makes my skin crawl.

Oh thank fuck, now if I can only make my noodles and get the fuck back inside before anyone else has to use the kitchen.

>*throws your spoons in the garbage*

<comes home after work>
<makes an absolute mess out of a clean kitchen>
<goes into room to listen to DSBM on max volume till 6am>
heh, nothin personnel ceekay ;^)

>>10601759

Who ordered these gets?

where do jack posters fit in?

>>10603516

>>10601759
Can we listen to Abruptum and cook some human brains? I'm free all day.

>>10603562
I'm down for some cannibalism but eating brain? Fucc naw
>https://youtu.be/jBkvYfNC7E0

>>10597871
in a kitchen that large, you don't really need the extra countertop space and could generally find use for having another sink (washing produce before prepping in an area close to said prep station for example).

Who the FUCK thought it would be a good idea to bake the cookies on WAX paper?

Okay guys seriously. Just because you left a little bit of milk in the gallon doesn't mean that its okay to leave it and not clean it. For fuck sake theres 2 of these millimeter milk gallons in the fridge.

>>10603021
Why would I agree?

What does /ck/ think about kitchens that are open to the living area? Just bought an older house with a kitchen that is pretty closed off. I am going to remodel it and I'm debating if I should open it up a little to the dining area and put in a seating area with barstools (like pic related) or just keep it closed off so that I can do my cooking and drinking without my faggot wife and kids bugging me?

>>10596241
>>10596257
>>10596441
>>10598401
>>10600193
>>10600742
>>10601330
>>10601739
Ok, so we have no ingredients, the oven is filled with piss and shit, the cast iron is ruined, the kitchen is burnt the fuck out, and somebody (not saying names, you know who you are) spilled the chocolate milk. That one anon who went to the store hasn't come back in a while, so I'm assuming he got kidnapped by Cantonese. We have no choice but to eat out.

I figured I should go out to get us burgers. I'm assuming nobody has any objections to In-n-Out? It's the best place near here.

Y'all don't mind if I smoke while I make some pasta would ya?

>>10598267
14 avocados
blue chips
thanks

>>10598267
Fruit leather. Don't care what flavor

>>10607101
>In-N-Out is the best place near here
Yeah if ur gay
Get Five Guys instead, my nigger

>>10607101
P O R T I L L O S

>>10607133
NO SMOKING IN THE FUCKING HOUSE ANON

>>10607180
C'mon my dude don't be so uptight.

>>10607158
>>10607170
>Get Five Guys instead, my nigger
>P O R T I L L O S
Were not going to sit here for another two hours writing down a million different special orders and waiting for people to pull up those menus online. If you want Five Guys and Portillos I'll just tell the guys at in-n-out to package two orders of the burgers and fries in tupperware containers filled with oil.

>>10605460
Oh...uh...anon, one of those belongs to /r9k/... it's not "milk"

>>10596215
Guys why are none of the dishes or utensils touched and there's mcchicken wrappers everywhere?
Does nobody use this kitchen?

based

>>10607253
FOR ME IT'S THE MCCHICKEN

>>10600290
Does he still post?