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>keeps an exact record of every big Mac he's ever eaten from the 70's till present day
>keeps every single receipt and most boxes in storage
>has frozen Big Macs in the freezer so he can still eat them if he can't go out
>is perfectly healthy with excellent blood pressure and cholesterol
Seriously, is this the most autistic man alive?

>> No.10562773

>>10562762
Just think. On the day he dies, all that is going directly to the tip.

>> No.10562777

>>10562762
>if he can't go out

Dude really planned ahead.

>> No.10562810

>>10562762
For me it is the mcchicken

>> No.10562815

>>10562777
Yeah man, I saw a thing about him on tv like nearly 20 years ago and i still remember it

He was a prison guard, he'd keep a stash of frozen Big Macs at work in case he had to stay unexpectedly (prison riots or whatever), and he'd keep a supply in his house in case he got sick or some unforeseen event.

He's eaten two per day every day without fail for 42 years. Motherfucker is next level. I hadn't thought of him in like 10 years and then he's suddenly in the news again because he hit 30,000

I thought he'd be dead by now but he's only 64 or something, he's 14 years away from 40,000

Autism that strong has to be applauded, what else can you do

>> No.10562827

>>10562815

I remember seeing something about him like a decade ago. Was he in Super Size Me? I was more referring to the fact that he probably knew he'd be housebound at some point eating big macs every day.

>> No.10562847

How anyone could prefer the Big Mac (or the BM as I call it) over the Whopper is beyond me.

>> No.10563025

he still has a 70s haircut and glasses

>> No.10563034

>>10563025

And he's somehow become the president's personal doctor, despite eating McDonald's twice a day. Who could have thunk it?

>> No.10563055
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10563055

>He says his taste buds have always fluctuated in sensitivity, so he often eats a Big Mac without being able to taste it.

Eh?

also
>Gorske also states that he has only eaten one Burger King Whopper sandwich in his life in 1984, and will never eat one again.

>> No.10563091

>>10563055

Autism is a hell of a drug.

>> No.10563098

Probably a shill. I don't think anyone actually checked the 30,000 receipts.

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10563176

>>10562762

Now I want a big mac

>> No.10563188

Does have have fries and soda too?

>> No.10563211

>>10562827
Yeah it's one of the few parts I remember from supersize me

>> No.10563285

>>10563188
The few times I've seen him eat it's just big Mac(s) in the shot from what I remember
>>10562762
80s momscience BTFO

>> No.10563375

>>10562762

>is perfectly healthy with excellent blood pressure and cholesterol

That's probably because he eats one BigMac a day and literally nothing else.

>> No.10563458

>>10562762
Well, if anything he's a living example that "eating le mcdonals will le make u dead xD" is a meme.

>> No.10563488

>>10563188
No, I remember reading somewhere that he doesn't much care for the fries. It's usually just the Big Mac.

>> No.10563522

>>10562762
Damn John Lennon looks like THAT?!?!?

>> No.10563618

>>10563034
Kek

>> No.10563620

>>10562762
>he ate 30,000 big macs
>probably relatively few mcchickens
fucking wasted life

>> No.10563628

>>10563522
>John Lennon never died
>faked his own death to get out of the spotlight so he could eat Big Macs in peace

>> No.10563635

>>10563188
if he did he'd be dead already

>> No.10563645

He should get a sticky 2bh

>> No.10563682

>>10562762
If he is certified healthy and still pays for his burgers instead of getting a free lifetime supply, he's really stupid. On the other hand, if he planned ahead and made sure to never have to pay for food again, that's quite neat.

Also, burgers being so bad for your health has always been a meme. The only terrible part is the sauce and that's just gram for gram but negligible overall.
He probably does suffer from malnutrition though.

>> No.10563684

https://nypost.com/2018/05/06/man-still-hungry-after-eating-record-30000th-big-mac/
Dude seems perfectly healthy. Still has his hair, isn't obese, skin looks healthy. Dieting and nutrition is a meme. Anyone who truly believes that they've figured out how we should eat and live our lives needs to take a look at this guy.

>> No.10563700

>>10563682
>>10563684
McDonalds® PR-team just started their workday.

>> No.10563742

Give this great man the sticky he deserves.

>> No.10563756

>>10563700
why do you want me to apologize for mcdonalds not being the most evil thing? it's a damn hamburger

>> No.10563775

>>10563700
Nah, fries and condiments are terrible for you due to acrylamide, salt and sugar combined with terrible macros. Burgers are a decent meal though apart from the sauce. They're also too expensive for the average American to get fat on; that's just due to fries and sodas.

>> No.10563822

>>10562847
the whopper is the nigger of burgers.

>> No.10563842

>>10563628
Friendly reminder that john lennon beat his wife
*this post brought to you by /mu/tants*

>> No.10563865

I've never had a McDonald's burger in my life. I love burgers, especially those from Five Guys and Fuddruckers, but whenever I go to McDonald's is just because i want their nuggets. So how are McDonald's burgers? Worth buying?

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>>10562762
Is he dead ?

>> No.10564020

>>10563188
No, his daily intake is literally two big macs, fruit and water. Turns out the thing killing people isnt the two burgers, its the large fries, coke and other 2 meals on top of it.

>> No.10564076

So you're telling me it's not fast food that makes you unhealthy, it's gorging on it? I'm shocked by this revelation.

>> No.10564119

>>10562815
>64
he's looking good for 64
must be all those preservatives

>> No.10564136

>>10564119
When he dies his body will be perfectly mummified.

>> No.10564229

>>10563865
Absolutely terrible and beyond any redemption. I'm not a food snob or above fast food at all, but I regularly get sick from eating there. Then sometimes when in a rush at a trainstation or so, the combination of bread and meet and cucumber and sauce will tempt me again because I think there's no way that doesn't turn out tasty (if unhealthy), but no, it really tastes like trash. And I eat really bad meals day to day.