/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10559224
i choose thin mint

Thin Mint Master Race

>tfw dont like biscuits because theyre too dry

89 cents a pack. Girl scouts eternally BTFO

>>10559224
thin mint

>>10559228
>buying bootleg thin mints

>he mains Trios just to be "that guy"

Man, how I wish a girl scout would come by to my door right about now, hmmmmmmm.

>>10559230
>Buying $8.99 packages of cookies and supporting feminist organizations when based walmart sells the same shit that came out of the same factory for 89 cents.

>>10559224
>certified gf

>>10559230
>not buying superior bootleg thin mints

Thin mint out of the freezer master race.

Every once in a while I crumble a couple up and mix them into vanilla ice cream.

>>10559230
Usually the same factory makes both. Keebler and Girl Scout cookies are baked in the same places, you're just paying extra to support the Girl Scouts.

>choosing anything else than the hexagon
the absolute state of /v/

>>10559224
>tfw no cookie girls in my cunt
are they good ? (the cookies)

Tagalongs are the shit.

smores master race.

>>10559224
>never had a Girl Scout come to my house

I'd buy 1 of each type of Cookie since I've never had one before. They'd probably be happy to make such a big sale at once.

>>10559224
>Most of them are vegan
Jesus.

>>10559224
girl scout cookies are overrated desu

>>10559237
>*has a weird flavor that ruins pretty much anything it is used in except alcoholic beverages*
>*ruins the texture of any food its involved in*

>used to think the only way to get these cookies was from girl scouts
>walking through the junk food isle one day and saw those exact cookies but under a different name

My entire life was a lie

>>10559224

where's the racist/bigoted flavored "treat" that usually comes with American based and founded corporations like the Girl's Scout?

>>10559224
What happened to the lemon ones with powdered sugar on top?

>>10559224
thin mints with the cold skin, you should always fridge them

>>10559241
>>10559232

Girl Scouts really don’t go door-to-door anymore unless you live in some small town or something. Most of the time I just see Facebook posts up saying they’ll be selling them outside a grocery store or some shit. Those girls know damn well you’ll take time to go to THEM for their cookies.

>>10559224
>Caramel delights
I thought they were called samoas

>>10559244
>eat something with coconut
>"REE WHY DOES IT TASTE LIKE COCONUT!"

>>10559224
What the fuck happened to Samoas

>>10559224
Gimme the Samoa cookie.

>>10559246
Caramel de-lites used to be called Samoas. Also tag-alongs (alt name for peanut butter patties) kind of sounds like tagalog, the language of the Philippines

>>10559250
Culture appropriation m8.

>Boy Scouts take the word boy out of their name
>Girl Scouts still have their own fucking cookies

???

>>10559224
>no peep flavor

>>10559244
pic related is great, you turbopleb.

>>10559224
Top tier: Lemonades, Peanut Butter Patties
High tier: Peanut Butter Sandwich, Shortbread, Trios
Mid tier: Caramel deLites, Girl Scout S'mores, Thin Mints
Low tier: Thanks-A-Lot

>>10559224
The Thanks-A-Lot plus a $10 tip, they deserve it because they bring me my only interaction with girls, hope that they don't use it to fuel their crack addiction.

goddamn I hate when they start selling these cookies. Every time I go to the grocery store there's a whole troop of lolis waiting by every entrance and exit hassling people for money for their cookies. And the worst part is you can either ignore them and feel like a jackass or you're forced to talk to them.
>head into the store after work one day
>just want some food for the week
>notice like 5 girl scouts standing outside, pretend to be on my phone as I'm walking in
>forget they're there as I walk out
>two of them run up and grab my hand and drag me over to the table
>two more sell me like 5 boxes of cookies because I can't say no
>mom watching over them doesn't seem to notice or care I'm essentially being robbed here
>they all give me a hug for buying so many boxes
>i'm out like $40 after everything is said and done
I don't even really like sweets, what am I going to do with all these? Should I try and return them?

Peanut Butter master race

>>10559257
>no mini flavor

>>10559253
wtf is in a samoa?

>>10559261
>getting hustled by 10 year olds

Im still mad they dropped Ole Ole's

>>10559255
Why were they called Samoas in the first place? I don’t think the Samoans invented them.

Was it because of the coconut?

>>10559261
>being coerced by lolis
Either incredibly weak-willed or clever man of taste. If the former, just smile and say "no thanks, I'm in a hurry."

>>10559224

>no niggerkisses

dropped

>>10559233
>based walmart

What are you? A nigger?

>>10559224
So did they change the thin mint recipe, or has it been vegan friendly for a while now?

>Disney makes a movie about a fat fucking Samoan water spirit
>Gorillion dollars, fifty sequels in production
>Girl scouts sell some gay cookie
>THAT’S RACIST FUCKING 12 YEAR OLDS CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE
Can boys join Girl Scouts?

>>10559269
um... you cant do that, it's the current year

>You are now reminded that Poptarts forever discontinued Apple Cinnamon

>>10559270
>Buying the same product for 10x the price
What are you, a retard?

>>10559269
Give me a NOGGER Classic, bitte

>>10559228
where do i find bootleg tagalongs

>>10559261
>After being defeated thoroughly the loli gangs note you as an easy target

>>10559259
How can someone be so wrong

>>10559277
That one in particular is the Walmart store brand, which usually varies from absolute dogshit to barely ok.

>>10559228

Yeah now that everybody and their mom have their own knock-offs I don’t feel the need to pay extra for the official ones.

>>10559272
Only Girls(Male)

>>10559275
>SUPPORTING WALMART

Nah mate, Sides, Thin Mints are good, but overrated.

>>10559273
Cinnamon is low-tier.

>>10559269
>People actually said it would taste different if they changed the name.

Lol.

>>10559251
Hes more complaining that coconut just has an objectively bad flavor that doesnt work with almost anything yet people pretend it does.

>>10559272
>>10559254
They've been Caramel Delites here for as long as I can remember.
Different locations use different names. If the other bakery stopped using Samoas/etc. (fuck if I know whether they did or not, we've always had these names), it's probably just a move toward standardization more than anything else.

>>10559283
How is supporting Wal Mart any worse than supporting girl scouts?

>>10559276


We're out of classic and nogger choc, but we still have 14 nogger 88 left. Would you like one of those?

>>10559261
similiar happened to me but with an insanely cute animal activist, my buddy had to literally drag me away because he saw how thirsty I got. These activists are really insidious and try to exploit weaknesses, they had this really cute girl and a tall, hot, blonde guy at the booth. The girl is going for suckers like me and the beef cake for the girls.

>>10559283
based walmart also has the sophisticated palate covered

>>10559224
>can't click the cookies

trash

>No Savannah Smiles
Fuck off

>>10559277
>walgreens
>walmart
>publix
>cvs
>target
>kmart

Outta my way girl scout fucking shits.

>>10559261
This is why you should lift. I do and I'm sure that they would need at least 20 lolis to subdue me.

>>10559295
I prefer arcoiris cookies

>>>/ck/

>>10559244
>alcoholic beverages with cookies in them
Holy fuck look at this fag. Put cookies in your poison so it's easier to sip huh?

THIN MINTS
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>>10559299
Are you retarded?

>>10559288

Walmart provides a service to low income areas and cheapskates. The girl scouts provide literally nothing for anyone, not even its own members. That's why feminists screeched to allow girls in the boy scouts, because the girl scouts organization is fucking worthless.

>>10559299
>poison

calm down bro

>>10559224
Post your cookie selection music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zIO-b32ZYA

So when will the girl scouts drop girl from their name and let anyone in?

>>10559224
Oh boy, i love Girl Scouts!

Are there any girl scout outfits for like, adults? haha

>>10559302
Exactly, so shut the fuck up and enjoy your 89 cent Great Value® Fudge Mint Cookies and Great Value® Caramel Coconut Fudge cookies.

>>10559261
Nigga, I'd pay 40 bucks just for the hug.

>>10559224

Another food thread that will receive a triple-digit number of replies.

Threads about food, politics, anime, /int/-tier banter about nations, religion, bait threads with wojaks... really almost anything you can think of always seem to get more replies on /v/ than genuine video game threads.

>>10559250
>they changed the name

>>10559308

Nigger I ain't that guy I was defending you. That's it, we're not friends anymore.

>A mod on /v/ actually moved a thread
Holy fucking shit Im flabbergasted

>>10559310
>/v/
where do you think you are right now

>>10559299
>that one weirdo who angrily refuses alcohol with clear hostility
You into furshit too? You guys are always into some fucked up stuff, I've noticed.

HI /ck/ WHAT'S UP

>>10559321
Right? And to an actually appropriate board this time. I was expecting to get thrown in the /trash/

>mods doing their job
Nice

>>10559329
Ive been on this fucking site since 08 and this has to be the first time I've actually seen a /v/ mod do their job without just nuking a thread.

Are Samoas not PC anymore why did they change the name

we coo/ck/ies now

>>10559344
probably got some samoans made because they're all fatties
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_Pacific

Thanks mods

Childhood is idolizing Samoas. Adulthood is realizing Thin Mints make more sense.

>>10559228
Aldi sells good knockoffs of almost all the (classic) Girl Scout cookies. Their shortbread cookies are Walker knockoffs instead, which is better any way.

>>10559325
go away /v/irgins
this board is bad enough

>>10559374
Too late we're already here. Now make us some GAMER GRUB

>>10559224
>no samoas

Wtf is this shit

Bring back somoas, caramel delights aren't the same

>>10559277
dont bother. bootleg ones are shit.some of the other bootleg girlscout cookies are passable though.

>>10559377

>>10559302
Walmart uses their economic clout to run good american businesses like Vlasic out of business and pay low enough that they give people instructions how to get on welfare. But that makes them smart, right?

>>10559425
Awww yeah

these cookies taste like shit, I rather buy storebrand premades in the plastic bucket.

>>10559224
Shortbread
I'm not a fan of supporting vegan foods nor gluten free,I hope they have lots of leftovers of it and throw it away to dogs or something so make it non vegan recipes instead in the end...
Then I'll go somewhere because I don't support feminist organizations either because fuck that overpriced cookies anyway

>>10559628
Imagine being this anal about cookies.

>>10559639
Sorry for not being a faggot

>>10559643
>posts a dissertation about his cookie selection
>claims he's not a faggot
I mean hey, whatever helps you sleep at night my dude.

>>10559652
>barely a paragraph
>dissertation
Sorry to surpass your low tier thesis making skill, is it too hard to read?

>>10559676
Buddy you couldn't even do a spoiler tag right, don't start thinking you're surpassing anyone's capabilities. Listen Champ, why don't you cool yourself down with a glass of milk and a few non-vegan cookies purchased from your politically aligned seller of choice before you hurt yourself over there.

>>10559694
>being this assmad about some random fella's cookie choice
Look bud, why the fuck you're obsessed with me choosing cookies? Are you closet homo, a feminazi, or a girl scout?

>>10559715
Nah, you just stunk of sperg from your first post so I figured I'd rattle your cage a little. And judging from how quickly and continuously you're raging at me I'd say I hit the mark pretty well.

>>10559729
>SEETHING
Awwww, shush. No need to be angry again, okay?
Sorry to say bad things at your organization, don't send me your feminazi wolves here.
But I still won't buy your cookies btw, so you can fuck off now.

>>10559764

>>10559253

That looks like its coated in bits of those horrific kidney stones you see pictures of

>>10559785
It's toasted coconut, you coconut

>>10559785
DRINK WATER NOW

A CHALLENGER APPROACHES

>>10559224
I didn't know Trios were gf certified.

>>10559425
All the leet gamur flavors are really good and I'm always mad when they discontinue them
>>10559428
As kwa as Walmart is, they actually make an effort to set up for their long-term employees with benefits that are (supposedly) miles better than what you'd get at any other job of that tier. 11 bucks as their starting rate isn't bad either, considering you're making absolute minimum starting at any other grocery store.

>>10559639
>>10559652
>>10559694
>>10559729
>>10559781
Aren't you supposed to selling cookies instead of shitposting on 4chan?

>>10559244
>coconut shreads in alcoholic drink
What
>ruins any texture
Pleb

>>10559243
>>10559227
>>10559434
this
girl scout cookies suck, if i'm going to bother putting sugary garbage in my body i'll make hot, fresh cookies, or at least get two or three high quality ones instead of a sleeve of trash.

Anyone who buys lemonades, s'mores, thanks-a-lot, trios, or pb sandwich instead of making them at home is retarded.

Anyone who buys shortbread instead of making it at home is a sub-retard. It's literally 4 ingredients with no steps except "mash ingredients together".

>>10559311
>>10559250
>>10559255
There's two companies who make the cookies, and they use different sets of names. Each company supplies different regions of the country.

For the record, Caramel Delite is the older and traditional name from the older and traditional Girl Scout supplier-- not a censorship of Samoa.

i resent girl scouts because they set up in front of the grocery store, right by the front door, and you're somehow socially obligated to WAIT for them to get out their rehearsed sales pitch with their nervous stuttering voices, so that i can then say "no thanks"

i walk right by them, like they don't exist, and i get serious side eye / gasps from the fat mommas on folding chairs behind their setup. and no, i'm not overthinking it, you're obliged to listen because they are cute children just trying to make money for... something, who knows. and yet, in every way, they are like crackheads who roam gas station parking lots trying to clean your windshield. rats who know i won't come to them, but that they can probably guilt me into at least considering a purchase.

typical woman thing. it's like when they show me pictures of their babies at work. what the fuck do you want? you know i don't care, so i either go "looks like a baby" (rude) or "wow he sure is cute" (disingenuous). they're daring me to react.

i am going to hang a NO SOLICITORS sign on my neck.

>>10559785
> the coating on it looks like kindney stones
What kinda kidney stones have you been lloking at? I only ever say yellowish browing ones, that sort of look like stones you might find in a river.
Those crumbs look to me more like breading on schnitzel, which is even weirder, if you think about how that connects to cookies.

What happened to all the classic flavours like somoans, red velvet, thick mint, and yeast biscuits?

>>10559286
>objectively bad flavor
why do you go on cooking forums if you're this fucking retarded???? can your child's palate even handle anything that isn't a chicken nugget????????

>>10559956
Those look more like milk duds. When my boss showed me his, it was all sharp and jagged and kinda samoa-topping-ish like that other guy said.

>>10559224
>be a fucking leaf
>Girl Scouts only sell thin mints and knockoff golden Oreos
>will never know the taste of a Samoan
Feels bad

Thin Mint any day of the week. But I go to Publix and buy Keebler Grasshoppers which is the next best thing.

>>10559990
I think it depends on the crystal types.

>>10560020
If you live near the border, just get Great Value (walmart brand) Caramel Coconut Fudge or Keebler Coconut Dreams (available at many grocery stores). Same shit.

>>10560024
Keebler's subsidiary Little Brownie Bakers makes the Thin Mints and Keebler themselves makes Grasshoppers, there's not really any appreciable difference between the cookies other than the Girl Scout version being twice the price.

>>10559256
it's 2015 anon

>>10559886
No question about it. In the rare instance I want a cookie I'll make it from scratch. Ain't buying stale sawdust from prepubescent wenches and their full blown wench mother hen watching over her brood.

The gril scouts are in the midst of colony collapse disorder anyway since they're taking over the boy scouts now. Can't wait to hear about the outrage over an incident on one of the integrated campouts, lol!

>>10560075
>they're taking over the boy scouts
What

>>10560075
No, the girl scouts are pissed because the Boy Scouts are going to allow mixed gender troops IF the troop leaders allow it (existing troops can pick whether they want to stay male only or go with both genders) because Boy Scouts were always the more successful organization with better wilderness property and activities and now women will be allowed to join outside of Venture Scouting (which had a minimum age requirement of 14 and was not as nearly as popular as mainstream Boy/Girl Scouts).

>>10559289
>no nogger mint

dropped

>>10559843
keebler somoas are legit better than girl scout somoas I dont know how anyone could argue this

>>10560031
oof, what happened here?

>>10559278
loli gangs aren't real, are they? I always thought it was just a dumb /a/ meme....

>>10560083
that's not right at all troops will still be gender segregated not co-ed

>>10560341
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/10/11/557144847/in-major-shift-boy-scouts-says-it-will-begin-allowing-girls-to-join
>The BSA said in a statement on its site that girls can join its Cub Scouts program starting in 2018. It will be up to existing packs to decide whether they will remain all-boys, go co-ed or create all-girl divisions. Cub Scout dens, which are smaller units of six to eight kids within packs, will remain single-gender.
>It will be up to existing packs to decide whether they will remain all-boys, go co-ed or create all-girl divisions.

>>10560349 here
Boy scouts is a bit different
>As for older girls, the organization says it will announce a program next year that will enable them to earn the highest rank of Eagle Scout. It hopes to have the program in place in 2019.
they haven't fully fleshed out the details for kids 12-14 years old (Boy scouting starts).

girls can join cub scout packs (either single gender or co-ed, pack preference) up to age 12, and girls 14 or older can join venture scouting already, but there's a gap between regular scouting (boy scouts).

>>10560317
No, they're real. Some of the more cunning ones grab you by the hand and threaten you with those bouhan buzzers they have for stranger danger. Scary stuff.

>>10560418
w-what do they make you do...?

>>10559843
>>10560104

I don't support elf-run businesses.

>>10559261
Almost happened with me but with a cute saleswoman and magazine signatures. The fact that I almost fell for the cheapest selling tactic made me feel pretty pathetic.

>>10560655
Most of the time they tie your hair up in pigtails and put makeup on your face. Sometimes they make you give the headpats for hours. I heard of a guy who had to kiss their foreheads. Brutal stuff.

>>10560418
>>10560735
Haha, you guys are too funny. Look, I'm a grown up onii-chan like the rest of you guys but this is all too much. There's no such thing as loli gangs, that's a total myth! Anyway, if you guys ever see a cute loli you should go say hi to her! Especially if she has free beer and rock CDs. They aren't trying to abduct you or anything they just want to hang out with you and be friends! One day I was just getting done from a work out and covered in smelly onii-chan sweat and I was really smelling pretty good let me tell you. Then some loli invited me into her place and let me take a shower and she gave me some new clothes and everything, it was great. I know it probably seems lame to hang out with a little girl but in reality they're a lot of fun and pretty cool just like us cool onii-chans! So if you see one or one invites you into her van, just go for it! There's no such thing as loli gangs and they definitely wouldn't browse a grown-up site like this, so just believe me!

Am I the only one who hates Girl Scout cookies? They taste dry and boring. I mean they're not bad, they're sugar like anything else but I'd rather eat something actually tasty.

>>10560925
related:
>>>/mu/79869932

>>10560934
No, but I not a big cookie fan in general. They seem to 99% be just huge sugar/fat bombs without much else going on.

>>10559261
>not telling those little girls to fuck off
I don't understand how anyone goes out in public without treating everyone like a threat

>>10559840
Ugh. It's supposed to be agony, misery, heartache. It's like you don't even throw stones.

>>10560116
Probably too much gaming fuel

>>10559224
Why aren't boys allowed to join the girl scouts
Sexist pigs

>>10559302
Walmart destroys communities and local businesses.

>>10560925
This mister is right. Little girls are nothing for big manly onii-chans like us to worry about! They're cute and harmless and they just want hugs.

Caramel De-lites. But the knockoff Keebler ones, because the Girl Scouts have a nasty habit of only being around when I'm not carrying cash.

>>10559224
I'm going to be a weirdo and pick lemonades

I can find cheap knock offs of all the others but you just can't go to the store and find a good lemon cookie.

l e m o n a d e s

>>10559259
Patrician post

>>10559308
>>10559288
>>10559275
>>10559233
>there are shills on /ck/ who unironically support Great Value brand
What the fuck am I even reading here. Great Value is not even close to coming from the same factory. Great Value is not equivalent to even the cheapest named brand. I distinctly remember that each time I bought a product with that label, it was always disgusting and barely edible.

Great Value is literal food for trailer trash.

>>10559224
The superior choice

>>10559425
>Original Gamer Fuel will never come back

>>10559843
>>10560104
It's because despite being the same kind of cookie Keebler actually can afford to make them with higher quality ingredients and better quality control.

>>10562743
See>>10559245
It's just overpriced cookies, unless they make/sell their own selection.