/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10553349
you should stop.

>>10553349
Good job on the 'za. I too, refuse to call this a pizza.

I made it yesterday
I make dough once a week (with 1kg flour), enough for 8 pizzas, so I can eat one everyday if i want to

i never said i made pizza....
it tastes bad tho

>>10553373
good idea and that pizza needs more color

>>10553377
nah, it looks white because of the flour I add to the dough when I roll it, its actually as crispy as it gets for my shitty oven. it tastes really, really good. since /ck/ made me start making my own pizza three weeks ago, I have perfected it with trial and error and I unironically prefer my own pizza to every pizza I have ever eaten at a restaurant.
I never thought I would say this, because I'm a bad cook in general.

>>10553349
OH NO ITS RETARDED

>>10553400
mate u need a 500 c oven

>>10553349
looks like it has mold on it

>>10554289
it's the parmesan cheese

>>10553373
>>10553349
It looks raw, under cooked and absolutely shocking. Quite frankly it's an embarrassment, and you should be ashamed of yourself. I mean honestly, I wouldn't even serve it to my dog. It's garbage, it's trash. It's fucking abysmal. Is that really the best you can do? Is that the kind of quality you're aiming for? Really? I don't know why you even post here. Why do you even bother. You might as well give up. Though based on this monstrosity, you've already given up, haven't you? What is it, are you depressed? Are you done? Just look at the pepperoni, it's not even cooked. The raw fucking onions. They're not even sliced properly. I mean come on, you know this. You know this isn't good. Yet here you are, posting this shit again. Have you even looked at the crust? Or the cheese? I mean, what is that? They're snow fucking white. The dough has barely been cooked. Did you even put it in the oven? Did you forget to turn it on? It's just sad. This isn't a fucking pizza, it's a travesty. An absolute shambles. I don't know what else to say. It's just not good enough. Throw it in the fucking bin, and just stop. You can't cook. You're useless. Utterly useless.

>>10553349
I'm pretty sure pepperoni's supposed to look red when it's cooked

>>10554402
>>10554411
i didn't fucking put pepperoni on it you stupid dumbfucks
i put sausage on it

>>10553349
Please tell me those aren't fucking hot dog slices.

>>10555334
shut up

>>10555328
Pepperoni is a sausage, you dumb fuck

>>10553375
>it tastes bad tho
Yeah, you put hot dogs on it.

>>10553349
>'za
IM SO FUCKING MAD!

>>10553349
Looks fine

>>10557230
>hot dog pizza looks fine
kill yourself trailer park retard

>>10553371
Came to post something similar. 'Za sounds like something a retard would say and that picture somehow looks like a 'za, desu. I could be wrond, though.

>>10555593
Yeah and ketchup is a vegetable, but we're not going to do things like that

>>10555593
Processed pepperoni will never be a sausage

>>10557296
Pepperoni is a sausage and ketchup isn't a vegetable. You on the other hand-

>>10553349
Hahahaha oh man is that ketchup on a hotdog pizza what the hell nigga hahahahaha