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>unitaskers are garba-

>> No.10519891

ge.

>> No.10519901

>>10519891
fpbritishpetroleum

>> No.10519911

That looks like a great way to make your sausages too dry by letting all the fat out

>> No.10519921

you basically just confirmed that they are

>> No.10519950
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*releases your flavor*

>> No.10519968

>>10519880
Why though?

>> No.10519978

>>10519968
More surface area for crispy edges. The same principle behind why curly fries are the best fries.

>> No.10520009

>>10519911
It works if the hotdogs don't have skins

>> No.10520108
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>>10519978
>The same principle behind why curly fries are the best fries.

>> No.10520136

>>10520108
Curly fries have the same surface area as normal fries

>> No.10520153

>>10519880
In high school me and my buddies passed this girl around. We called her slut dog.

>> No.10520160

>>10519880
whats up with those buns?

>> No.10520170

>>10520136
No.

>> No.10520196

>>10520153
You should have been OP instead of this faggot we got starting this thread.

>> No.10520211

>>10520170
Yes. You're just getting a longer fry. If you unwinded the curly fry to be straight it would be exactly the same amount of crunch as another already straight fry. So I guess by technicality youre right because youre getting more fry overall, but that is the only reason.

>> No.10520322

>>10520211
>if you unwinded the curly fry to be straight
>unwinded
Bruh, that isn't how it works.
t. >>>/sci/

>> No.10520335

>>10520211
and in fact, since they're longer, they have fewer ends, so there is less surface area than regular fries if you really want to think about it

>> No.10520350

>>10519950
>spiralizer for fatties

>> No.10520371

>>10520335
Cutting in a helical fashion confuses the potato, releasing extra starch.

>> No.10520450

>>10520211
you're right, and that's why crinkle cut is best

>> No.10520483
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>>10520450
>not shoestring

>> No.10520496

>>10520450
Crinkle cut a shit. They're always either dried out or limp. There is not in between.

>> No.10520502

>>10519978
Waffle sliced also applies.

>> No.10520531

>>10519880
I don't see a scenario where I would need so many hot dogs that a knife couldn't do the same job just as fast.

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>>10519880

>> No.10520702

>>10519950
>still good tho

>> No.10520717

>>10520335
Got that backwards. Stretching out a volume increases surface area, not reduces it. You reduce surface area by making all three dimensions equal.

>> No.10520993

>>10520717
Which has more surface area, three cubes of one inch or a rectangle solid three inches long by one inch per side?
More ends is more surface area even when the volume is the same you dipshit

>> No.10521021

>>10520502
Waffle fries are a gift from the ancient gods that mankind is not worthy of

>> No.10521326

>>10519950
>Dude it's just a meme sex feels just the same without it everyone does it bro you're weird if you aren't cut

>> No.10521505

>>10520160
They're Northern Oppressor style.

>> No.10521516

>>10519978
who the fuck wants crispy hotdogs you mong

>> No.10521517

>>10520502
waffle actually reduces the surface area by quite a significant amount because of the intersections

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>>10521516
m-me

>> No.10521528

>>10520502
>>10521021
t. 6 year olds

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>>10521526
have fun with that

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>>10519880
Go to bed Daniel, your guerilla marketing isn't working.

>> No.10521546

>>10521543
Is this guy related to the sci fi author?

>> No.10521554

>>10521543
Holy fuck

>> No.10521563

>>10519880
>>10519950
You could do this with a knife in seconds.

>> No.10521569

>>10521543
>TFW the best idea you ever came up with is a hotdog mutilation device

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>>10521543
Contest: best caption for this doggie chopping sad boi

>> No.10521575

>>10521563
yeah right

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>>10520993
>Straighter fries have more surface area compared to curly fries
>Actually, they don't
>YEAH BUT IF YOU CUT THEM INTO SMALLER PIECES THEY DO DIPSHIT

>> No.10521625

>There are people who don't just fry instant mash for maximum surface area and the ultimate crispiness.

>> No.10521769

>>10519950
I do this with a knife in seconds

>>10519880
I can do that with a knife in seconds but I prefer the spiral.

>> No.10521776

>>10521769
yeah right

>> No.10521781

>>10521516
me

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>>10519880
> slotdog

What's the point?

And how are you supposed to clean it afterward?

>> No.10522082

>>10522070
you don't need to clean it. the bits of dog dry up and fall out on their own

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>>10521326
>>10519950
All I can think of is this

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>>10521572

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>>10520680

>> No.10522513

>>10522499
Thanks for letting everyone know you're retarded

>> No.10522527

>>10521505
t. alabama blue gum nigger

>> No.10523107

>>10522070
I have no idea what I'm looking at

>> No.10523111

>>10521572
>>>/Instagram/

>> No.10523135

>>10521588
jesus never mind
the argument was between longer curly fries and shorter cut straight fries

>> No.10523144

>>10522096
that's why you need lube

>> No.10523404

>>10521517
But the voids are sufficiently small that they can be bridged by refrigerated ketchup, allowing the waffle fry to be used as a ketchup shovel.

>> No.10523440

>>10519880
Does it connect to the cloud?