/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10520191
Eat whatever you like.

Fruit desu

>>10520191
Shredded carrots, chopped apple, raisins, walnuts, and coconut.

>>10520191
for me it's waffles

>Im bout to smoke a G of skywalker OG

Why do americans talk like such faggots when smoking?

>>10521361
Sorry, I'll translate for you
>me and muh mates are gonna smoke a spliff of some right proper skank

>>10520191
DUDE WEED LMAO

sage

>>10520191
Haha for real

>>10520191

>>10521369
kek

>>10521361
>eurofag detected

It's me, Dave. I got the stuff, man.

Meat. If you eat enough of it in the absence of plants, you won't have to smoke weed anymore because you'll naturally feel amazing. Subsisting on carbage like you've described and constantly inhaling toxic combustion products is a fast-track to a painful early death. It's never too late to turn the sinking ship around until it is, then you're fucked.

eat a bullet shitskin

for me, it's the stoner pie from gumby's pizza

>>10520191

>>10522493
OK I'll just vape

>>10523170
I'd eat that

Time to smoke weed and eat pizza

>>10520191
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>10521313
Strawberries and kiwis

>>10523170
fucking gumby

>>10523170
Columbia, as a town, sucks. One of the few things i liked about it

>knock, knock, knock
Hey man, open the door, it's me, Dave.

>>10526409
>knock, knock
>"Sheriff's department, we got a warrant!"

Eat hot dogs, bean burritos and drink several 2 litre bottles of Coke.

>>10520191
People who smoke that much in one sitting are wasteful as fuck.

Take a damn tolerance break, you’re making everyone else who smokes look bad

>>10521369
>>me and muh mates are gonna smoke a spliff of some right proper skank
But first we'll smoke some fags.

Oh man. OH MAN holy FUCK DUDE lol I am so fucking high man! Off weed! A little smokey tokey of the ol weedle-deedle-dee my man will make everything better. Like dude it's not a member. DUDE ITS JUST WEED AWW YES MY FRIENDS!

>>10526233
there's a lunch buffet at the one near me in san marcos. so good.

>>10526448
Who gives a shit? If he's an adult he has the right to purchase and use his products however he pleases. He's not even talking about ripping dabs all day or dosing 1000mg edibles like med patients do.

>>10520191
BBQ sausages, steak, potato salad, Smoked brisket, ham, ribs.

just make sure you watch rick and morty while you're baked, that shit is funny af when your high man

>>10520191
Fritos, Alfredo sauce, parmesan cheese, and chop up some ham sandwich meat, and mix

>>10527816
I always like to watch CNN while high and pretend there is something important they are talking about.

>>10521361
Because they are 13 you obsessed faggot

>>10521308
This. Do like that goddamn Finklestein shit kid, son of a bitch

>>10527782
That shit is annoying too.

>>10527782
Plus if he doesn’t do that shit constantly he wouldn’t NEED to smoke a whole gram.

>>10527816

King Hawaiian Rolls and a tub of butter. Don't bother with a knife. Simply rip off pieces and rub them in the butter and consume. I have eaten entire bags of this. You WILL clog the toilet though.

Alternatively, a bag of tortillas are also good to do this with.

Also some of those 0 calorie clear american soda waters are good. Black cherry is where it's at. The weed will counter the aspertame and prevent cancer.

>>10520191
deadly poison

I love smoking and looking at boobies.Nothing makes me want to look at boobies more than when I smoke week. I once looked at boobies all day when my parents weren't home so I could smoke all day. Then I went and put crushed Pop tarts Oreos and marshmallows in a bowl of Coco puffs and milk and now I always do this

This thread has disappointed.

>>10520191

These are carne asada fries.