/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10503950
Hey you have nice legs for a cripple

>>10503950
She looks about 35. Is she supposed to be my teacher? Home economics? How old are you op?

Fuck her pussy

>>10503959
I assume it's at community college, it's not unusual for people in their 30s to take classes like that

>>10503950
>schwobble
She can fuck right off with those. If it's not Continental GP4S, I'm not riding

>>10503950
y-you too, does your pussy still work

>i uh, hey, hows it goin?
>oh really? cool yeah totally
>ive been good, you know, real busy
>*begin sweating profusely because i dont remember her name or even anything about home ec*
>i know crazy april is going by so fast
>hey ive got to get going but nice running into you, see you later
>*walk out stiffly making firm eye contact with the ground, with forward-head that borders on deformity*

thats how a real chad handles this situation

>>10503974
asking the pertinent question

>>10503979
that's called dropping your spaghetti virgin

>>10503997
nah dude, that anon totally had her dripping from that interaction.

>>10503974
Depending on if she is a quadriplegic or a paraplegic that answer will vary. To an extent, many quads and paras will not feel anything but
can detect the changes in blood pressure from penetrative vaginal sex which results in them unlikely to experience orgasm but they can still be excited.

Then there are those that feel nothing at all.

>>10504034
>he actually cares if she feels something
lmfao

I'm fine with the chair, but why are her asarms so fucking short?

lol who the fuck are you bitch *dabs*

>>10503950
>I don't remember you, I think I would have remembered if any of my classes had a spat in them. Anyway my name is Anon, what is your favorite food?

>>10503950
>>how have you been?!
pretty good how do you feel about olives on pizza

>>10503964
This post is the culmination of my time on 4chan. Nothing will top this.

>>10504023
she was dripping but that had nothing to do with anon's social grace

Oh hey! I've been good, in college now. How about you, how have you been doing?

>>10504086
>asking retarded questions
way to beta it up, virgin.

>>10504113

>>10504125
>no u
Tick tock Drumpflet.

>>10503950
How about you sit on this dick instead of that wheelchair

>>10504055
He asked if her pussy worked, the answer is: maybe.

I think I would talk to her and ask her for coffee, I actually think it's hot to be with a girl in a wheel chair, they're like the perfect subs.

>>10504060
She got those T-rex arms.

Hey baby how about we do a little land before time role play and you can be sharptooth to my ducky

>home economics
>doesn't teach you to budget and get mad deals
>makes you carry around a doll that randomly cries

>>10504162
>guys from shop class opened up the doll and disabled it

God bless those hooligans