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>>10499422
Craw fish suck.

>>10499422
most dinks look like they have Downs

>>10499422
what do you call a fat chink?
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>a chunk

>>10499794
So true and some chunk shouldn't tell us what to do with crawfish. Isn't there something in the treaty obligations so they should shut the fuck up about that which they know nothing about?

>>10499814
Maybe that's japs. Same shit.

Stop being such a cunt Chang, embrace the fact that you're more American than Korean and you can't stand the fact that even your people hate you

Stop eating wypipo food, racists

Do asians really do this?

>>10499814
Isn't he American, and not even Chinese/Japanese/Lookatthese?

>>10499969
He's basically the epitome of what America is today, yet he still think he's such a poor bullied minority that needs to give the evil whites what they deserve

>>10499983
He sounds like a gwailo faggot who's acting out because he wants to fit in.

Don't tell me what to do, Fatty Ching Chong.

>>10499794
>a chunk
Good joke. No gulag.

It's crawdad, damn it.

He's a multi-millionaire, the new Anthony Bourdain, and you trailer trash need to watch him eat up his stardom. I honestly love watching you filth slither.

You're arguably the most worthy people of a human oven at this point in society.

>>10499969
CHINIEE JAPANEE DIRTY KNEES LOOK AT THEEES! (show boobies)

>Being so upset that someone made fun of your lunch for smelling bad once that you make a show about how evil an entire race of people is
Shiggy.
I grew up a gwei lo among Chinese people and they made fun of my Italian mom's leftovers that I brought for lunch. Kids make fun of everything. And now he's also upset that people want to cook Chinese food because it's appropriating. Can white people do anything right?

In case you people living under the bridge wonder. He was trotted out on Hilarity for Charity just because he's so fucking popular right now. He literally just showed up.

>>10501166
Everyone makes fun of everything, instead of being a faggot you do it right back. Are you the type that needed the whaaambluance?

>>10501171
Nice shill post. You're really desparate aren't you?

>>10501171
In your deep soul, do you honestly think that shill post will make anyone look that lame shit up on google or whatever your trying to get hits on?

>>10501174
Yes, that is my point. Thank you for restating it.

>>10501166

He doesn't fucking care. He's just lipping off. You didn't see his debate with the italian chef about tortellini vs. chinese dumplings.

You dipshits take this shit seriously when he's just fucking around. Are you all autistic?

>>10501187
Good times.

>>10501189
He sais shiggy, what is he fucking scooby doo?

>>10501189
>he's just fucking around
Thousands of words and dozens of hours of television devoted to essentially saying white people are eating wrong. Who's actually autistic?

>>10501184

I don't give a shit what you 'look up'. You live in a shitbox I don't care about.

Do you even care about your life?

>>10501203
What does your post have to do with my life and why do presume to think that I live in a shitbox?

>>10501200

You don't have opinions about fucking Pizza? He's the asian equivalent of a guy who like Chicago Pizza, you stupid stupid cunt. But he's asian so he's super racist.

>>10501203
Instead of making presumtions of others such as you do, you might want to post pictures of where you live and let us judge you instead of you judging us.

That would too complicated for your simple mind though.

>>10501206

Sorry, you just sound like you live in Alabama, or Mississippi, or Louisiana. Maybe you don't fuck your sister.

>>10501208
Who cares? Do you people really give a shit about what some youtube or whatever has to say about pizza? You people are pathetic shills.

>>10501211

Go boil some crawdads.

>>10501208
>He's the asian equivalent of a guy who like Chicago Pizza
He's the Asian equivalent of the guy on 4chan who starts threads with pictures of pizza saying
>fake vomit, do new yorkers really eat this?

>>10501216
What am I supposed to "sound like" to come across as sophisticated like you?

>>10501228
That's awesome I wish I could.

>>10501218

Everyone are shills or bots.

>>10501232

Immanual Kant's Critique of Pure Reason, Maslow's Hierarchy of needs.. that kinda shit would do.

>>10501239
Everyone that's into flying saucers and lizard people, ya know, general idiots.

>>10501266
And you're the one to judge me based on that?

>>10501266
You have to be fucking joking.

>>10501273

Cool.

>>10501285

>>10501281

Kant thought the real world didn't really exist. Maslow saw the real world as a series of goals. Do you not know this shit?

>>10501308
What I know is that you need some time in a padded cell.

>>10501308

>>10501314

You're dumb, you know you're dumb so you lash out like a moron. Keep going.

>>10501319
You're the one trying to deflect and lashing out. You made the original assertion. Why don't you keep going and making assertions that you can't back up.

>>10499969
He's technically an American citizen because of our stupid laws but the whole show is basically about how he doesn't understand what it means to be american nor do any other ethnics because America was a white country founded for white men.

>>10501324

I'm not making assertions, I'm positing centuries old philosophy and you've having some kind of bird about it. How does old fact end up as an assertion to you? I love doing this. I'm bored and watching old television, but jesus christ how do you feel no shame?

>>10501341
Bird? I got your bird beaotch!
This one seems fitting for you.
Turkey_Bonking_Fiend

>>10499422
Wait, do they have crawdads in rice nigger land?

If not, pls go, mellow yellow.

Did this thread get posted in /pol/? Why is it full of worthless opinions of a certain variety?

>>10501567

a loss of standard of living makes white people bitter. especially the children of white people losing their standard of living. they're young and know their lives are going to suck, so they lash out at visible minorities.

this is anthropology 101.

>>10499790
that's literally why retards are called mongoloids

>>10501608

yet Dave is smarter, richer, happier and will have a life 100x you could ever dream of. He's Bill Gates to a piece of shit like you. How does that feel? You garbage people must be content uncomfortably touching your mother.

We need a hero.

I've had a rough few days. Can we please, please just have a word from the jiro-autist? I just want to hear waitu pigu once or twice, that's all. I-I sort of finding myself actually missing him, with the Chang posts and all. Please.

>>10501599
>yes goyim embrace the third-worldification of your previously great home

what a faggot

>>10501599
How does one lose their standard of living randomly?

>>10501668

the transfer of working class jobs to china. the destruction of unions that protect wages. automation. America is in the process of dying due to economics and stupidity.

how the fuck don't you know this? The Weimar Republic died and made refined Germans into Nazis. This is the slow motion version of that happening in the US.

>>10501686
I was being an ass because the implication of the guy I replied to was people are unfairly lashing out at minorities for losing standard of living, but like you said it is a fair response considering people are losing their standard of living to other people

>>10501631
Dave pls

>>10499422
I'll fucking kill you, gook.

>>10499422

>>10499422
David "everything tastes asian" Chang

>>10499422
stop making this thread you pasty mad faggot

>>10499422
Stop cooking any food that's from Europe. And also any food from any non-white ethnicity if you're white.

>>10501166
No. Everything white people do is automatically wrong because they're white, and being white is racist and oppressive.

Literally my job, no.

>>10499999
holy fuck, underchecked

>>10499422
I'm watching the New Orleans episode of Ugly Delicious right now in order to see if it (and, by extension, David Chang) is as heinous as /ck/ tells me it is

>>10501308

row row row your boat, gently down the steam
merrily merrily merrily merrily, life is but a dream...

deep...

More white people have heard of this guy than Asian folk.

Think about that.

>>10501608
laughed at this far harder than I should've

>>10499999
He is. Also, checked.

>>10501631
meh, he seems like a miserable pos to me

>>10501631
t. Dave

>>10501631
imagine being such a wage slave that you can't even *imagine* a form of self-valuation that doesn't require being rich

>>10499422
>yfw in 4d chess when your name makes everyone think that you're a chink but in truth you're a korean

>>10501333
Then 56% of the population wouldn’t be citizens

>>10499770
You are so fucking wrong. I'm a northerner and never really had them growing up. Crawfish are tastier than pretty much all other crustaceans.

>>10503595
Back in the day when Koreans still used kanji, their capital's name literally read as "Chinese city".

>>10502903
He's really smart and brings up some really interesting points.

He's also whiny and looks like he's tanked half the time.

Solid 7/10 celebrity chef in my eyes

>>10501266

kant and maslow were both fucking idiots, and you're a homosexual, unoriginal idiot copying their idiocy. the fact that you'd even finish one of their books is evidence that you are unintelligent. an intelligent person would identify a waste of time posthaste and go do something besides reading kant or maslow.

>>10504133
Yeah, it's not as bad as this board would have...there's some serious /pol/bleed into this board, I feel

>>10499422
He didn’t say stop boiling crawfish, he said stop doing the same boring one note crawfish boil
Have you been to a crawfish boil? If you’ve been to one you’ve been to them all. And honestly if you’ve been to one, unless you were only in town for a day, there’s no way you’ve only been to one.

Boils are everywhere, but the problem is that they all taste the same. There are like 3 different brands of boil seasoning and nobody ever tries to do anything different. Maybe you’ll add chopped russet and celery, but the seasonings all taste the same. Which gets boring after a while. Nobody goes to boils because it’s the only way to find that flavor, the do it for the cheap food and social interaction.
Chang just wants people to try something new. And honestly, if all the boil seasonings tried something new, people would follow suit.

Anyone who has directed or made a boil knows that it’s a lot of cheap food to make all at once. Rarely do people make their own boil seasonings because it’s more expensive, way more, than just buying a tin of whatever brand you grew up with.
It’s a cooking loop. People buy the same stuff because it’s what they grew up with. Companies make the same stuff because it’s what they’ve been making for a while and it’s what people buy. There’s no room for experimentation because nobody dares do anything different.

>>10504203
pretty sure he implied steaming is superior to boiling regardless of seasoning, I can't believe you typed all that out

>>10499422

Why?

ALL CUISINE ORIGINATED IN EAST ASIA FUCKING DEAL WITH IT

>>10499422
>Stop boiling crawfish it's inhumane!
>Says man who comes from a culture that boils dogs and cats alive before eating them.
>Says man who comes from a culture that collect the pee of prepubescent boys and drinks it.

>>10501631
Steve Lee would like a word
82.3%

>>10504203
>he doesn't know that people experiment with different aromatics and things like different citruses in the boil

Shoo, shoo, Chang

>>10499814
you're a dumb white cracker, what would u know of proper cooking, seasoning?

>>10504199
I hate poltards but I hate this pretentious idiot too. Why can't you just accept that someone can dislike someone else because of the way he behaves and not just from the fact he's of another ethnicity? You see more racism than /pol/

>>10499999
Quints of truth right here

>>10501599
it's not about economics, its about white males feeling like they're losing grip on status of being "#1" so they lash out against minorities who work harder and smarter. This is why there is a uptick in white nationalism, as a backlash to Obama and to what the threat of a black presidency represented. Theres a saying that goes

"when you live your whole life with privilege, equality looks like oppression."

I find this is the case with white males.

>>10505423
Oh my fucking god stop with this autistic muh racism reach please. People that really have some complain about the way Chang acts hate him because he's being as autistic about food as the people he criticizes (i.e. triggered Italians)