/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10476933
Anyone can. The fact that it's freshly cooked instead of sitting in a heating tray is one reason why.

It usually doesn't take much. Just toast some buns, mix seasoning into the meat before grilling it and voila, you have a not-shit burger.

>eating fast food
>thinking fast food is high quality
>thinking you opinion on actual cooking is valid
lel@urlife

>>10476951
>Seasoning into the meat
It's a burger, not a meat loaf. Use better meat if your burger itself doesn't take good. Or mask that taste with toppings.

>>10476970
Agreed. Seasoning belongs on the outside of the meat.

>>10476940
>Anyone can.
Not most of the dimwits on here.

>>10476933
>implying girls listen to what you say

anyone that thinks they can compete with a company that literally spends over 9000 gorzillion dollars on R&D is a complete and total dum dum

>>10477170
The only time they do is when you're not talking to them. They see the world as a playground and men to be made a mockery of when not fucking.

>>10476933
Inshallah, this whore of Babylon should be stoned to death.

WA LA

>>10476970
Idiot

>>10477393
We can easily do better than them because we aren't operating under the same constraints that they are. Sure. they have a lot of R&D. But they are also seriously hamstrung by cooking the meat in advance, using shit-tier ingredients, and designing the recipes for lowest-common-denominator instead of your personal tastes.

>prefers fast food burgers to homemade
I know people like this and you can always change their ways by making something diner style. It must be the thinner patty and less rareness.

>>10476970

nigger this isn't a prime rib, it's fucking ground beef

>>10477508
>>10477549
It's a burger, not a meat loaf. Learn how to cook.

I dont get it, is the theory that the girl is laughing because saying that is stupid, or because she is turned on by it.

>>10476970
this
>>10477549
it really doesn't take very good ground beef to taste good on its own.. as long as it is fresh and not the absolute worst shit you can find

>>10477452
Looks like some kind of monster cock.

>>10476933
Why are you like this

>>10477718
>>10477634

Fuck your sorry ass burger, I'll be sitting here with my garlicky sweet burger

>>10477793
Well, enjoy your dry, crappy burger then.

>>10477634
Who started this retarded "it's a burger, not a meatloaf" meme?

>>10477883
People making good burgers.

>>10477793
>garlicky sweet meatloaf
ftfy

>>10477883
cooks

>>10477768
I'd suck it.

>>10477414
Incels don't deserve food.
Or water for that matter.

>>10477393
Their R&D focuses on making shit ingredients palatable to the largest number of drooling mouthbreathers in the quickest and cheapest manner possible coupled with marketing strategies aimed at those selfsame droolers. So yes, in point of fact, a remotely competent cook who understands rudimentary techniques can make a far superior product.

Take your mouth off of corporate cock for 30 seconds and think about it.

>>10476940
So you just make fast food at home?

>>10477768
no it doesnt youve been on /d/ for too long

>>10478569
But you still can't make a better burger, imo

>>10479135
Try me. I can't take a $100,000 marketing photo, but my burger kicks any fast food pig slop parlor's ass. 2 patty homemade sesame bun faggot, meat ground myself.

Better is relative. Some people like trash food and that is okay.

>>10479157
post cross section of gtfo

>>10477793
Ay boss. Garlic and onion powder makes it so much better

>>10479157
big mac looks better, 2bh

>>10479157
Made it higher quality

>>10479233
>bigmac
>looks

the dude mentioned that fast food companies take marketing photos. You're retarded, and yes, I know you're "trolling".

>>10479256
Are you saying that I've never seen a Big Mac irl?
Very strange.

>>10479243
turn it into a webm and put siren sound effects.

What if you were to disguise fast food as your own cooking?

>>10479197
>trash people like trash food

FTFY

>>10477549
You're not using a good grind then. I use dry-aged strip and ribeye when I make my hand grinds at home.

>>10479260
Go buy a big mac, take a photo and compare it to my homemade, faggot, if you can drive 5 minutes w/o eating it, lol.

>>10479284
Delightfully devilish

>>10479790

>Whenever I crave a burger, I go to the butcher and get a dry aged strip

Look at you Mr. Moneybags, I get me some fucking $4.99 ground beef, I don't have my Cisco job yet FAGGOT

>>10477514
Have you ever worked fast food nobody cooks the meat ahead anymore it's not 1994

>>10479157
Buns look like shit

Kys my man

>>10480515
>paying 4.99 for a pound of ground beef
Lmao most I pay for is 2.50 for 80/20
And when it's on sale I get it for 1.50

>>10476970
fucking pleb. a real burger patrician eats raw ground beef only.

>>10477883
I did and I regret nothing

>>10479157
Get smaller bun niggas, that plate 50% white bread

I'll ram my filthy cock right down your oesophagus, you little bitch.

>>10477393
Did you just imply McDonald's has amazing tasting burgers?

>>10479157
kys