/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10404299
Alright, I'll admit, I always did suspect I might not be human. If this is proof, so be it.

How about this? People who lick the lids and people who don't are all humans.

>>10404303
stop eating soy yogurt

What are you supposed to do, just let it go to waste?

When I open the can, I always take the lid off and wipe all remainders in the lid with my spoon handle, which I suck clean.

>>10404299
>hur dur i like to waste food

>>10404299
I've had my DNA tested and it came back human.

I bet obese people lick the lid more often, due to their proclivity to absorb all cals

>>10404299
im not human, im dogkin

I usually the lead on those small yogurt containers. I am black.

>>10404299
i used to lick the lid and told immature jokes like 'baby i'd lick you like a pensioner licks a yogurt lid' but then I grew up and started throwing away the nasty lid full of yogurt/pudding because I'm not a pleb.

>>10405235
But do you a Coca-Cola bottle?

>>10404299
>open family sized yogurt
>lick the lid clean without peeling it off completely
>put the yogurt back in the fridge with the lid still attached

>>10404299
I lick lids
I sip drops from bottle caps
I chew on muffin/cupcake papers
Who gives an shit

>>10404299
Used to lick but nowadays I scrape it with spoon.

>>10404299
The part on the lid is the best part.

>>10404299
>mfw I act fucking disgusted when someone licks the lid in front of me and call them filthy scum with no manners, but when home alone I do it like starved dog

It's the beat part. I store them upside down in the fridge to ensure the lid is completely covered for that lickfest.
Then later I use my finger to wipe the sides of the tub and get it all out.

>>10409150
we could be buds

>>10409150
I found the exact weight of the aluminum foil of the lid. Now I keep a stack of lids with yogurt in the fridge that I refresh every week. I only lick the lid. I do not eat peasant yogurt.

>>10409170
M
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B O U R N E

>>10409191
i dont get it

Broke: licking the lid
Joke: leaving it unlicked
Woke: giving it to your dog

>>10409210
Attempted variation of the:
L O N D O N
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N
D
O
N
...meme

nvm. I'm far too sleep deprived to post anything coherent.

>>10404299
I lick that shit like I'm eating butt if you don't you are probably gay

Can confirm. I am dragon otherkin and I lick the lid.

>>10404299
I'm actually an anime and I lick the lid

>>10409211

>>10404584
Underrated

>>10409211
this

>>10404299
>scrape off contents of lid with spoon or knife
>eat
fight me

The yogurt on the lid and the yogurt on the edges are thicker than the yogurt inside. I take the lid+edges yogurt with my spoon and meddle it with the regular yougurt to reach the perfect density.

>>10409908
>consistency

>he doesent eat the lit