/ck/ - Food & Cooking

if you loved your cat you wouldn't feed it the trash we eat

It honestly needs to be low carb.
I was feeding my kitty table scraps and her last vet checkup indicated she had diabetes, I had to stop feeding her from the table and give here insulin shots twice a day for 2 months, she is now in remission but it was a pain in the ass not to mention about 1,000 bucks.

>>10406093
>Being an android pleb
Not surprised you can't afford cat food.

>>10406112
Muh iPhone! Gas yourself.

>>10406093
That’s a big boy :3

>>10406112

>being a iphone fag

every fucking normie owns it.

>>10406109

Well my cat kinda bites my brother. He like a Goblin, if he eats he calms down and sleeps, if he doesn't then he goes onto our tables and eats our shit.

>>10406143

Thanks, this fucking monster's name is 'Mister Wurst'

Wurst being a German Sausage.

>>10406093
Bullshit.

>>10406208

Yes, he's the size of a bull and he shits like a bull.

>>10406093
Hello dinotendies

>>10406093
>having leftovers
How anorexic are you?

GODDAMN!
Get a load of that fat fuck

>>10406109
>tfw you're so american your pets also have the beetus

>>10406961
>also have
But I don't have the beetus, cats just can't into carbs.

>>10406913
I have a serious self-control problem in the kitchen. Since I hate having leftovers, I always just try to make enough for one meal but it never works out very well. Let's say I'm making a quesadilla, I'll grab one of the extra large tortillas and cover it with a layer of refried beans. Then I'll chop up a jalapeno and realize I could just use two jalapenos. Then I top it with some shredded cheese and add some chicken chunks that I made earlier in the week. You may be thinking "great, it is finished, just flip it and you have a quesadilla" but my mind just won't let me do that. I'll grab a can of whole black olives, halve them and load them on top of the chicken. Then I'll hit it with another layer of cheese and at this point a flip would be impossible so I've resigned to simply topping it with another big tortilla. Oh but I'm using another big tortilla, so I should put some beans on it too. So after I've created this 2" tall quesadilla with a 12" diameter I get a little serving dish of sour cream and cut it into 8 slices. I am full after about 4 slices but I will ALWAYS do this stuff to myself.

>>10406093
onions, garlic, and citrics will poison your cat asshole

>>10406093
Are you trying to kill your cat faster or something why? Cats can't even taste sugars like carbs or sweets so it's literally just gluttony for the sake of it

The only people food my cat ever liked was fried chicken. RIP in peace Carlos.

>>10406112
All the same factory, retard.
Some people just accept the fact that a 5 inch long piece of metal with some electronical components should cost the same as a used car.

>>10406961
I'm German.

>>10409159
:"(

>>10406961
Kek

>>10406093
Old roommate had a cat that would eat my weed if I left a nug out on the table and looked away fuck I hated that creature

THICCCCC UHHHHHHHHHH THIC MMMMMMUHHHH *****BRAPPPPPP**** ~~~~~sniiiiiiffffffffff~~~~~~~ Mmmmmmmmmm ~sniff ssssffsfffbbbbrraappppppppppp bbbrapppppppppp ahh that’s it mmmmmmm

>>10409800
Dude weed lmao

My cat is weird, he really doesn't eat many 'people foods' I offer him, including most meats. If it's not chicken, fish, or mayo, he probably won't eat it. Got him to eat a piece of feta cheese once, the only cheese he's ever eaten.

>>10409800

>>10410031
Weed is no worse than alcohol you edgy child

>>10410116
He's working on getting rid of alcohol too.

>>10406109
Why would you feed your animal anything that isn't meat? Fucking vegans.

>itt

>>10406093
is his name Garfield? No? Then stop feeding your fucking cat Human food. Your gonna give him a heart condition and diabetes.

>>10410174
Actually I did named him Garfield.

>>10409800
That's a big cat.

>>10406093
>Cat eats leftovers
>doesn't eat cat

newfag

>>10406981
>hate leftovers
>keep opening more
>keep adding more
You're an idiot

>>10406093
When a cat shows you it's belly like that it means they trust you and wants them fukken petz right now

>>10406166
>>10406109
>>10406093
cats are just fucking terrible animals to have as pets unless they are for keeping mice out of your barn or some other similar utility

>>10410919

Nigger have you never owned a cat? The fickers vibrate at a sound range that has been scientifically proven to be therapeutic. They're literally living anti-depressants, which is probably why lonely women like to hoard them.

>>10409800
I blow marijuana smoke on my cats.
did it a couple weeks ago when I took my crippled cat camping, we were smoking in the closed tent. when I opened up her can of wet cat food, she gobbled it up like she was a dinosaur or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcJUjNpt1ik

>>10410919
objectively wrong

Your cat is an absolute unit

>>10406093
>have bodybuilder friend who lets his cat eat his left over oatmeal laced with bulking powder
>its belly literally hangs lower than its legs

The fact that it's even mobile is astounding. It won't jump, though. Probably can't.